12 Works in Smartass Family

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    “Congratulations, Stark. You impregnated the insane Norse god of mischief, who is currently about to give birth to your half breed child down in the medical wing.”

    Okay, that does sound like it’s Tony’s fault, but he’s pretty sure he’d remember sleeping with Loki of all people.

    Series
    Words:
    48,142
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    441
    Kudos:
    529
    Bookmarks:
    114
    Hits:
    21372
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    Tony and Loki are adjusting to parenthood, but one thing seems to be missing from their happy little family, in the form of their beloved pet cat.

    Series
    Words:
    11,376
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2740
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    They were two brothers who had decided to go into business together. Private detectives. One brother was a casual fellow with a taste for tequila, senoritas, and rolling the dice on fate. The other ironed his tie, treated every lady like his own mother, and apologized for his older sibling. Frequently.

    When Rick and AJ Simon roll into Santa Barbara for vacation, they bring trouble along for the ride!

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    7,387
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Hits:
    31
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    It all started, so far as Peter Parker could tell, with the Avengers not quite being able to keep track of some of their imported-from-off-earth super-villains.

    Eventually this will become a play on smartass family where Peter gets closer to Loki before he gets close to Tony.

    Series
    Words:
    92,035
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    452
    Kudos:
    494
    Bookmarks:
    138
    Hits:
    17736
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    Peter meets Loki's other children, and he's kinda, no scratch that, really terrified.

    Words:
    3,464
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1691
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    Prompt: Loki’s never really been one for Holidays, but he wants to make sure that he and Tony give Peter the best holiday they can. I WANT SMARTASS FAMILY CUTENESS.

    Series
    Words:
    634
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    954
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    Tony Stark was certain that the universe had it out for him.

    If dealing with nightmares on a daily basis wasn't enough, now he had an ex-god of mischief to worry about, and a three year old son. The worst part? Loki was the only one who seemed to be able to help, and Tony was actually starting to like him.

    Words:
    4,616
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1652
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    This is about how Tony Stark busted his way right into Peter Parker’s life with one (1) Norse God of Mischief in tow.

    Alternatively, how Peter Parker became the Upgraded Intern who moonlighted as an arachnid in some nice spandex.

    Words:
    12,906
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    3960
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    Gwen would quite like to meet Peter’s rather mysterious parents

    “I’ll be on my best behaviour,” Gwen saluted.
    Peter chuckled, “It’s defiantly not you I’m concerted about.”
    She pouted, “They can’t be as bad as my dad surely?”
    “Oh they defiantly can.”

    Words:
    997
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2094
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    For those who have ever wondered how the Liesmith finds his home. Peter Parker swears that he didn’t sign up for this.

    Series
    Words:
    20,159
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3084
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    For those who have ever wondered how a genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropist falls in love. Peter Parker got a closer look than he ever could’ve asked for.

    Series
    Words:
    13,076
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    4218
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    Tony finds out about some of Peter's...other activities, and isn't exactly happy about his son putting himself in so much danger.

    Words:
    764
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2653

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