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    Dave moves out with the all new 'Gamzee Makara'. Things happen with them too and later chapters Bro will be introduced.

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    Just A brokat ive been writing. warnings are tagged. im so not sorry for writing this. im not good at summaries so... please read, i hope you like it! enjoy. (this is my first time on AO3. so hi. :I )

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    Reasons Why 11 Shouldn't Be Allowed to Drink #1: He always wants to dance

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    "Wow," your laugh is more air than sound, disjoined. "Wow. Really?"

     

    "Yes," John's laughing, too. "Next week, Karkat. Next week."

     

    Next week. You get to see him next week. Next week you'll get to see that perfectly imperfect toothy smile of his. See him and touch him and- oh wow. John will be here next week. He'll be here with you. John made this happen. "Fuck you," you tell him, smiling.

     

    "Jerk," he answers, but it sounds soft and sweet.

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    “Oh, I don’t know if he will kill her! In fact, there’s almost a fifty-fifty chance that she’ll live! Jack's just going to track her scent back to us first, and probably slaughter everyone. I wonder how lucky Vriska “thiiiiiiiinks” she is when that happens?”
    “Well… fuck.”
    “That sums up this situation quite nicely. Welcome to a doomed timeline Karkat! I’d suggest that you start praying.”
    “Terezi.”
    “Yes?”
    “Shut the fuck up.”

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    “How are you feeling?”

    “Like I got hit by a sexy car,” you respond. Is that your voice? Sounds like you have laryngitis, yikes. “Beep beep meow.”

    “You’re ridiculous,” he says.

    “Well, your jeans are pinching at my ass,” you manage. “Take them off and bake me pancakes.”

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    He was your matesprit, is your matesprit, and now he's fucking into you hard and fast and it's just… it's too much, too much and not enough all at once, terrible and wonderful and completely, utterly overwhelming.

    Or, what happens when author spends too much time trolling rairpair tags on tumblr.

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    Levi leaves the hormonal group of teens in the responsibility of Hanji and yeah Sasha finds Whiskey.

    Jean is actually a good kisser

    But so is Armin

    Whoa eren slow down

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    She's pretty sure that sitting in your co-worker's lap is a no-no. (Or: Athena makes dumb decisions, and Apollo helps.)

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you've just been diagnosed with cancer. Whoop-dee-frickin-doo. It's not like your hotshot, movie director older brother gives two shits about you anyway. Besides, between furiously jerking off to thoughts of your ex-best friend and running a blog dedicated to your sexual attraction to puppets, you're pretty fucking sure you were already doomed.

    Your former friends are too caught up in their own drama: Jane with her pregnancy scare and glaringly obvious self-esteem issues, Roxy who just messaged a tit pic to half the student body (as if being an alcoholic isn't enough), and you aren't even going to talk about Jake, the boy who broke his leg falling out of a tree and befriended a cherub with a similar handicap.

    The only friend you have left is a depressed, agoraphobic troll with whom you chat with online, and he's too busy cultivating a hate-boner for his dubstep-loving downstairs neighbor and worrying about his drug peddling moirail's recent arrest to give you any time. It doesn't help that you've got the worst angel-demon troll tagteam nagging you to death during your final days.

    Can your life become anymore unintentionally ironic? Probably.

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    Sammy gets his first DP, and Dean gets his first pair of panties.

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    A stall tactic used against the Thane of Falkreath lands her performing more duties than she wanted. Written for the Kink Meme.

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    An evening of rom-com movies prompts John to ask Dave a favour, one that the blond is all too willing to oblige.

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    Blaine is Rachel's older brother who's in College, and he's straight. Kurt is Rachel's best friend who goes to high school with her, and he's gay.

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    Glenn has Daryl's poncho, and he's making good use of it in the guard tower.

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    He smirked. She shoved him. He nudged her with his hips again. She sighed in exasperation. “I am not blowing you during Ghostbusters, Rogers.”

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    “Are we making a mistake?”

    “Probably."

    “Am I going to regret this?”

    “Definitely.”

    In which Isaac struggles with his attraction to older men who also happen to be sociopaths, Peter is a Grade-A Creep, Derek is bad at feelings, and everyone is concerned about Isaac's life choices.

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    "Dareee!" Blaine says before the beer bottle has even completely stopped.
    Rachel gives Blaine a smirk and glances at Kurt.
    "I dare you to... Play 30 Seconds in Heaven with Kurt!"

    They're both oblivious to the fact that the other isn't oblivious to what they want.

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    Making out in a parking lot before a wedding while not dating isn't weird, right? It's just bros helping bros. Yep, this is just two boys trying to get over each other.. Making out. Nothing can go wrong here.

    Based on All I Want by Kodaline.

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    "Watching Death Scythe is a little like watching an actor on a stage, so confident in his own importance that he is always certain of an audience." Death Scythe performs, and Justin watches, and Death Scythe notices.

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