1 - 20 of 377 Works in Sloppy Makeouts

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you've just been diagnosed with cancer. Whoop-dee-frickin-doo. It's not like your hotshot, movie director older brother gives two shits about you anyway. Besides, between furiously jerking off to thoughts of your ex-best friend and running a blog dedicated to your sexual attraction to puppets, you're pretty fucking sure you were already doomed.

    Your former friends are too caught up in their own drama: Jane with her pregnancy scare and glaringly obvious self-esteem issues, Roxy who just messaged a tit pic to half the student body (as if being an alcoholic isn't enough), and you aren't even going to talk about Jake, the boy who broke his leg falling out of a tree and befriended a cherub with a similar handicap.

    The only friend you have left is a depressed, agoraphobic troll with whom you chat with online, and he's too busy cultivating a hate-boner for his dubstep-loving downstairs neighbor and worrying about his drug peddling moirail's recent arrest to give you any time. It doesn't help that you've got the worst angel-demon troll tagteam nagging you to death during your final days.

    Can your life become anymore unintentionally ironic? Probably.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,298
    Chapters:
    9/26
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    5681
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Bucky cried, like a child; he didn’t even hear his Commander’s words. His mind was a blur of white and black, eyes unfocused; tears flowed down his cheeks endlessly. Brock sure as hell loved to see him like this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,266
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2280
  3. Tags
    Summary

    In which our Reader discovers demons are real, there are bad things in the night, and Dean Winchester is kind of a jackass. Mostly establishing the story beginning and characters. Some swearing.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,875
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1048
  4. Tags
    Summary

    He mostly exchanged bits with Jo, who tended to carry lighter chats. Jo was the only girl he knew that was as into music as he was. By the end of the night, she’d either convince him that REO Speedwagon was a good band or he’d drown her out with lyrics from Blue Oyster Cult and she’d be humming it under her breath to her chagrin long after her shift ended.

    But he couldn’t pretend to care about Kevin Cronin’s hair crisis right now because Cas, his Cas, was conducting a social experiment on random strangers that could be serial killers or Canadians (never trust a Canadian) for all he knew. Usually, he wasn’t this uncomfortable with his for-sport promiscuity, but usually he knew the people he hit on. Easy targets for the most part; sometimes when he felt extremely crafty, he seduced women.

    Or the one where Dean is hopelessly in love with his best friend, Cas, who has more interest wiggling his way into the lower hearts of men.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    359
  5. Tags
    Summary

    It’s around your nineteenth birthday that you come to realize that most of your life is built on inference upon inference. So when you learn something that violates the foundation of your perception of someone - namely, your best friend - it’s a bit difficult to recalibrate your life, even with the outlet of street-racing at your disposal in the darkness of the streets. But it’s hard to adjust. Very hard. Especially when you find out in the same week not only is your best friend in a Suicide Support Group but that, oh by the way, he’s the love of your life. But let’s rewind. (street-racing au)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,459
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    217
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Sephiroth meets a beary special someone in the basement of Shinra Manor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    574
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    486
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Jay Gatsby swims. George Wilson shoots. Nick Carraway jumps.

    The aftermath of sacrifice reveals the fault lines that reputation and restraint once kept hidden.

    *~*THIS IS THE REWRITE!!! *~*
    *~*FINALLY COMPLETE!!!*~*~

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,398
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    139
    Kudos:
    333
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    5748
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Cecil Palmer has seven days of vacation and desperately wants to spend these days in the dog park.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,218
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    469
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Pop-rocks can be unpredictable. In an instance, a delight to the senses, or startling painful the next.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,336
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    214
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Somebody finally gets what they're after.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,307
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    262
  11. Tags
    Summary

    This is my Work for the 30-day-otp-challenge
    It will contain all ships tagged.
    This is my first work here and views are kindly appreciated.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    484
    Chapters:
    1/30
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    163
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Iris is a 24-year-old sarcastic and Shakespeare loving English teacher who sometimes talks to her Siamese cat. When placed at Farleigh Heights Secondary in Northern Manchester, she meets Louis, her football playing, Year 13 Literature student who's determined to make her life both a living heaven, and hell.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,707
    Chapters:
    9/28
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    7
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Castiel and Gabriel are fighting over you. You have a very simple (and sexy) solution. A threesome involving two hot angels, and you! This fic was requested by TheArchangelDawn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,817
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    624
  14. Tags
    Summary

    "Seriously, did Gavin shit on your couch again or something? Jesus. You've been avoiding each other for the last two days and it's driving me nuts."

    "But Geoff-"

    "Listen, I don't care. Whatever it was, just. Fucking kiss and make up already, you assholes."

    No one's debating that last weekend was stupid. Too much alcohol and not enough prior thought went into it. But it happened, and now she's kissed her and he's kissed him and it's taken a few days to get things sorted out but.
    Maybe it wasn't so bad of an idea after all?
    Maybe this could turn into something good?

    Follow up to "A Deal's a Deal", which can stand alone, but this doesn't make much sense without it for context.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,105
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    3388
  15. Tags
    Summary

    11不应被允许喝酒的理由1:他总想跳舞

    Series
    Language:
    中文
    Words:
    42
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    23
  16. Tags
    Summary

    "You probably shouldn’t imagine him doing weird romantic shit that fucking vividly or nearly as often as you do but whatever, fuck doing things by halves."

    Bro gets home late from a long shift of being a tragic 40 year old DJ and gets a nice surprise when he tries to put his loveable idiot to bed.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    180
  17. Tags
    Summary

    A slightly alternative ending to Avengers: Age of Ultron, in which Steve and Tony make out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    688
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2597
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Mutsuki stiffened for a moment, stifling another gasp. That dismayed Suzuya, who wanted to hear every little noise the boy had to offer him.

    After half a year of training together, Suzuya has a new lesson in mind for Mutsuki.

    (Somehow this manages to be filth and fluff at the same time. Bon apetite.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,271
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    667
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Let's torture our favorite titan-boy, shall we? Let the blood bath begin! (Rated M for gore and limes.) FINAL day: teeth, where yandere!Alex, now a real boy, discovers the love of his life, Eren. And then rips his teeth out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,657
    Chapters:
    35/35
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2671
  20. Tags
    Summary

    It's Psionic's wriggling day, but being dead for sweeps has helped him to forget. Fortunately sollux is on hand to remind him and gives him a present like no other

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,041
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    199

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation