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    The worst part isn't that he's fifteen years younger than you, or that he's a sex-repulsed asexual, or even that he's your little bro's best friend. No, the worst part is, despite this list of reasons why he's a completely unsuitable and incompatible romantic partner for you, you're still planning to pursue John Egbert like a complete dumbass. At least he's legal.

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    “Pssst! Dave! Guess who’s not wearing any panties?”

    Next to you, John snorts half a glass of water up his nose. Karkat, sitting next to Jade, goes very, very still. Like sudden movements might just trigger a scene straight out of Basic Instinct (man, he just wishes). You pat John helpfully on the back as he hacks up water and drool and snot like a champ. It’s absolutely hilarious until you realize that holy shit your girlfriend is not wearing any panties. Holy shit. Your boner goes whoa whoa wait a darnskippin’ minute, home skillet, let us just think about that for a second.

    You do. Think about it, that is. You think about it very seriously. Give it all your due consideration.

    Holy shit.

     

    Your girlfriend is not wearing any panties.

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    OUATkinkmeme prompt: Emma and David sleep together before the curse breaks. Afterwards, they try and figure out how to deal with it. Bonus points if they decide to do it again, with or without Snow.

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    24/?
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    Dean Winchester honestly always thought he could love nothing more than pie but now, sitting in Gabriel Novak's penthouse in Pasadena and looking at baby pictures of a very cute Castiel, he learns that he might just have to change his mind.

    Second story in this 'verse

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    There is this cute barista at the common coffee bar. Rin has noticed him a few couple of times.
    However, what he does not know is that the barista has noticed him too, long before Rin had the courage to order anything.

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    He was standing at the other side of the stage, hopping slightly to the music as people carelessly knocked into him. His hair was black and spiked messily in conflicting directions as if he had woke up that morning and didn't bother to comb it out. Steve couldn't tell what he was wearing but it looked similar to a lot of "DIY" stuff, he supposed.

    Steve watched the other man for longer than he intended and smiled slightly when the messy haired man started to chant the words to some song about not wanting to go down to the basement. Or, you know, something among that nature. It was too fast to keep up with when Steve was so taken by the man.

    During the midst of all the excitement and noise the man Steve had been watching turned his head and caught his eye from across the way. He gave Steve a brief smirk as if being stared at was a normal occurrence for him and it probably was. He was rather handsome despite looking like he hasn't showered in a week.

     

    **!!Tags and rating will be updated as I go along!!**

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    2/?
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    6 snapshots of Faris and Joshua's relationship and 7 morning afters.

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    “We’re surrounded by people who have been armed by...the Genii, and you want to know what Kinks I like?”

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    1/1
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    DO IT HOW I WANT IT / OFTEN OFTEN

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    Murasaki tries to organize a threesome.

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    "You gonna go on a trip with me, Fonz?" Richie asks around his smile, lopsided like he already knows Fonzie's gonna refuse, but he just had to ask anyway, just in case Fonz got replaced by an alien or somethin' while he was walkin' up the stairs.

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    Winter nights in Beacon hills are supposed to be long, cold and cozy. Wrapped in a blanket, Stiles is used to spend them in front of his TV, playing videogames and watching re-runs of old cop shows until spring. But this time everything is different and with one human kidnapped and tortured by a stray Omega and a blue moon on the rise, the pack around Derek is running out of time.

     

    And so is Stiles.

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    Cecil and Carlos begin to get more intimate in their relationship, taking the next step.

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    John and Dean get drunk and have sexy fun.

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    Sometimes getting drunk and encountering a hot guy can lead to the best thing ever.
    (Written for my Adult Sealand RP blog, captainrustedfort.tumblr.com
    By the way, Isfandyar is supposedly an Iranian name based on Esfandyar (It's seriously just one letter changed.))

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    Ishigaki had been acting peculiar. He was always late to practice and had a bad attitude. Midousuji confronted him about it, frustrated with him impeding the team's progression. Ishigaki reveals a truth he never intended to.

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    Breaking news: Sousuke uses glasses.

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    Scott and Liam are secretly at the start of an ever-so-slowly deepening relationship. As Scott tries his best to keep their tight bond is almost nothing more than just pack related, Liam is determined to keep their new fire burning. // title is based off of the song desire by meg myers.

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    Will visits the band before a performance to wish them luck and gets caught up with Parv and his antics.

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    Kankri finally allows himself to indulge in a rather strange kink.

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    1/1
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    2
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    71
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    7
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