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Ereolas: Oropher Unbound! by Glorfindel
Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
14 Jun 2013
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This story is part of the Melpomaen the Elfling universe.
Ereolas is the reborn King Oropher and is married to Cirdan. They live in Mithlond. He has decided to write his memoirs of when he was King of the Greenwood and also record the details of his life in Mithlond in anecdotal, diary form.
To familiarise yourself with the characters you could read Melpomaen the Elfling first, but it is not necessary.
Here is a brief synopsis of the events leading up to this story:
Melpomaen and Ereolas are Erestor and Legolas’ elflings. Ereolas is King Oropher reborn and so Legolas actually gave birth to his grand ada. Ereolas is able to speak, read, write, be a pain in the ass, as soon as he is born. Shortly after his birth, he demands his old throne back. His parents and the Valar, who prefer Thranduil as king, resist him. Ereolas accepts, in the end, that he will never be a king again and adopts a new hobby: researching and imposing the rules of etiquette. He terrorises everyone with etiquette.
Oropher’s soul mate is Cirdan and when he came of age they were married and moved to Mithlond. Recently, Ereolas has found that he carries the curse of Legolas.
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- Part 4 of The Melpomaen Collection
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L has concluded that Light is Kira but due to his own conflicted feelings instead of arresting Light or having him executed as he promised he kidnaps Light and dumps him at Wammy's House...
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Dean is injured on a hunt. It all goes about as well as you'd expect.
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Darcy and Clint are having a tiff, so some of the team take them out for a drink, hoping to relieve the tension.
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Just a little porny fic.
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Melpomaen is a reborn elfling. He has two fathers because Saruman cursed one of them to fall pregnant to the next elf they saw - that unfortunate elf was Legolas. Mel was born with all his father, Erestor's, memories and intelligence and causes mayhem wherever he goes. He is probably the cutest, naughtiest and baddest elfling anywhere and yet he steadfastly refuses to believe he is anything but well behaved. Erestor is the only elf to have ever suffered a migraine; he hopes they will go when Mel is fifty and leaves home.
Wherever Mel goes there is uproar. Things become worse when he finds out that the Valar have already assigned him a soul mate and that a new baby brother is on the way, who is also reborn. Who are Mel's first set of parents and why does Saruman want to capture him. How did Mel manage to stab the wizard in the eye with an arrow and why is Sauron so interested in him? Also, why have the Valar assigned Gandalf to be his guide?
The story follows Mel as he grows, until he becomes an adult, finding out about his true origins on the way. Will he choose to be good or will he embrace evil? It could go either way.
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- Part 3 of The Melpomaen Collection
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Sirius and Severus take a holiday to the United States; it doesn't go well.
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Some family secrets shouldn't be shared.
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All they wanted was to catch a glimpse of their favorite star -- then they saw him duck into a bar for a drink, and next thing they knew there were in the middle of a kidnapping, dragging him unconscious through Moscow, handcuffed in a trunk and riding in a kamikaze bus. Slapstick mixed with sexy and nothing but fun. I blame Katya for the whole thing.
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It's Laverne and Lenny's anniversary, and after hearing Shirley wax poetic about Carmine's romantic gestures he decides to make one of his own.
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- 87
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The tale of the greatest giant green rage monster ever!
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- 16
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John has a bad day.
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- Part 47 of Puppy tails
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The good news: the spirits have finally contacted Korra. The bad news: they want a promise from her and Amon that they're not going to wreck the city again, and by promise they mean sex, and by sex they mean or else they're both getting shoved off the top of a bridge. The worse news: even though one's a revolutionary leader and the other is the Avatar, there's no guarantee that either of them know what they're doing.
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One Two's decided they need a boys' night out. Bob thinks this is utterly ridiculous, but goes along anyway. Hijinks. Possibly.
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Iron Liz and Linkara invite Linkara's Atop The Fourth Wall co-stars for Christmas, but then 90's Kid. Hilarity ensues.
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- 638
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I Was Hiding Under Your Porch (Because I Love You) by manipulant
Bandom, Panic At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, The Academy Is..., Gym Class Heroes, Cobra Starship
21 Oct 2011
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Tyra Banks & Co have the wonderful/terrible idea of starting an ANTM season with just bandboys as contestants. ...This works out really well.
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The plan was foolproof. Unfortunately, it wasn't FOOLSproof.
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Kyoko, Yui, Chinatsu and the rest of the gang head to Tokisadame, where Mirakurun's author grew up. They run into Mio and Yuuko, and a chain reaction of events that may possibly decide the fate of the universe begins.
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Forethought is for ponces, as far as Gwaine is concerned. Spoilers: S04E01.
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It's time to play the music. It's time to dim the lights. It's time to make things scary on the Gremlin Show tonight.
Okay, not scary. Ridiculous is more appropriate. But that's Joe Dante's Gremlins movies for you.
Shown at Vividcon Premieres 2011.