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    Season 8: "THAT SCENE IN THE BACK OF THE LIMO ON TEH WAY TO AUDITIONS IN FLORIDA. OMG"

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    Season 7: The Beatles

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    Season 6: Africa

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    Season 5: Dogjaw

    So the auditions of season 5 have Ryan making some really snide remarks about Simon (e.g.: "Any time Simon sees a wedding dress you have lost him" and: Old lady: "You wanna help me [bruise him]?" Ryan: "God, you don't know how badly.").

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    Season 4: "Stop playing with me! I'm not a toy!" Containing angst and unhappiness. You have been warned.

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    Season 3: That On Air With Ryan Seacrest Interview

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    Season 2: glasses

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    Season 1: "See-through is very you. Does it come with matching panties?"

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    IN PROSE. Being a Ghost Fic of Christmas. By Ignaz Wisdom. (This is probably not exactly what you think it is, but it's close enough--with, I hope, some surprises.)

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    Simon doesn’t know how to feel about Demi and Ryan becoming friends. It’s unsettling. And more than a little bit worrying.

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    Ages ago, Melodious B requested "Simon watching Ryan change."

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    On the eve of his 75th birthday, Simon Cowell pens a public letter to his younger self.

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    Eric is bending the rules, Emily is under the weather, Ryan is worried, and Simon is awake for all of it.

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    Sometime during the third season Ryan started to care, and that's when everything went wrong.

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    The cheerleader who volunteers to wash Simon's car isn't quite what she seems—and Simon is more than happy to take advantage of the situation.

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    Ryan didn't think that anything was going to change between him and Simon, but Simon had other ideas.

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    Three and a half years into their marriage, Simon and Ryan still didn't see eye-to-eye about children. And now suddenly Simon has decided he wants Ryan to kiss him at midnight. Ryan tried not to attach too much significance to any of it.

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    Can't remember how I discovered this, but I respectfully plead for someone to write the full, extended version of this, er, "prompt." See link below.

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    A million years ago, someone gave me the prompt "candy":

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    A million years ago, someone gave me the prompt: Simon and Ryan, with Ryan trying to get Simon to 'branch out'. I fucked it all up for ya:

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