8 Works in Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin/Jordan Staal
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Sometimes, Jordy can’t remember when she hasn’t been having a dry spell. Trying to get laid when she was “That Staal girl-- the one with the three brothers. Who play hockey” was bad enough.
Trying to get laid when it seems like the entire fucking team is conspiring to cockblock her is even harder.
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- Part 1 of Knock Me Down, It's All In Vain
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Sidney learns something about Jordan that he didn't expect.
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Sid and Geno want to spice up their sex life, so they decide to seduce an innocent Jordan Staal.
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Jordan Staal has a very healthy, super normal appreciation of his boyfriend-type people's equipment. There is absolutely nothing weird about it at all. Seriously.
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Sid doesn't like drunk people, but Jordy thinks he and Geno can change his mind. His plan isn't terrible, considering he's so drunk.
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Jordy wants to date Sidney, but he also wants to bang Geno. It's a whole thing.
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“No way, Geno, you do not need to know that for the future. Tying people up is not on my to-do list,” Sid said.
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Sydney Crosby is the first woman to play full time in the NHL. Jordan Staal can't eat a girl out to save his life. Geno teaches Jordy, with Syd's enthusiastic participation.