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    After Gandalf accidentally creates, possibly, one of the biggest mistakes that a wizard can make; Bilbo is left with the mind and body of his 4 year old self. Being to far into the journey to drop of the confused hobbit, Thorn and his company are forced to take care of the small tyke as they make their way through Mirkwood and into the Lonely Mountain.

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    The one where Bilbo gets turned into a kid and gains 13 overprotective uncles.

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    'How did it come to this?' Bilbo asked himself as he raised Sting once more, panting from exertion and fever as he fended off the orc's blow... arms trembling from the effort.

    Had he managed to make it all this way only to be cut down just as the lonely mountain finally came into view? Glancing toward the tree where he knew his small charges to be hiding the lone hobbit summoned what was left of his strength and raced forward... a battle cry wrenched itself from his sore throat as his letter opener collided with his opponent’s weapons. If this was how he was going to die then so be it, but he would take as many of the enemy with him as possible! He would protect these children with every ounce of strength that remained in his body, even if it was the last thing he did!

    "I'm sorry, Thorin. It looks like I won't be able to apologize after all." With that final thought Bilbo redoubled his efforts, unaware that help was on it's way.

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    Belladonna Took was never one to lead a quiet and meek life, so when Gandalf and a company of dwarves came to her with adventure on their lips, she didn't hesitate to help them retake their mountain. Along the way she fell in love with the tumultuous Thorin Oakenshield, but when the gold madness seized him, she was banished from Erebor in disgrace.

    It was quite the scandal when she returned to the Shire and gave birth to her half-dwarven baby, Bilbo.

    But that, dear readers, is only the beginning of this story.

    For evil lurks in so many places. It lurks in genes of a noble family surrounded by their wealth. It lurks in creatures born to shadow.

    And unfortunately for our heroes, evil lurks in the hearts of those they call family and friend. After one of the Shire's own does the unthinkable, 6-year-old Bilbo is cast out into the wintry world alone.

    Yet all hope is not lost. For Bilbo has a dwarven father he doesn't even know of. A father who is a king. A king who is returning to the Shire.

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    Bilbo has a secret fear of heights, but tells no one about it. But when he falls ill and literally tumbles towards his death, it not only makes new fears emerge in Thorin, but it also makes him take some...drastic measures to ensure it never happens again.

    So what is a Hobbit to do when his Dwarf husband begins to coddle him too much? Why, what any respectable married Hobbit would do: corner the Dwarf and make him listen to reason! ...Or just sneakily do regicide, whichever one naturally came to Bilbo's mind when it came down to it.

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    Beorn finds a strange little creature in the woods and takes it home.

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    During an ambush, Bilbo gets seriously injured but hides them from the company, fearing they would taunt him for it, especially Thorin. However after a while, it gets harder and harder to hide the wounds. The Company is not happy when it finally comes to alight that something is most definitely wrong with their Burglar.
    The life of Bilbo Baggins is ticking away and the dwarves are cracking under the pressure. Levels of trust are tested and stretched to the limit. Gandalf had always been right.
    Bilbo will certainly never be the same Hobbit he once was.

     

    (This fic will be a Multi-Chapter Ending consisting of several different suggested ships, one with simply bromance and one with Major Character Death. Just a warning, there's going to be a whole lot of feels. The ships in the Multi-Chapter ending have been added.)

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    Bilbo descubre que los enanos tienen cero conocimiento sobre el sexo anal o rimming y acaba teniéndoselo que explicar a Thorin, para su enorme vergüenza. Despues la explicación se profundiza y en su momento dará a Bilbo y a Thorin más de lo que habían esperado.

    Esto comenzó como un one-shot caliente en tono de humor, pero ha acabado tomando vida propia como un gigante triángulo amoroso Bagginshield vs Kilbo. Se ha convertido en una historia de amor, anhelo, congoja, familia y sacrificio. Pero todavía hay smut. Yo todavía soy yo, maldita sea.

    **Estoy ha sido escrito pre-Desolación de Smaug, basado en la version cinematográfica de Un Viaje Inesperado y en el texto de El Hobbit**

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    Trouble is brewing in the Lonely Mountain. Will and Jack find themselves caught up in the middle of it. It is up to them along with Thorin and Nori to put things to rest before someone dies.

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    Written for a prompt on the HobbitKink meme on LiveJournal.
    Dwarves don't suffer from the same illnesses that Hobbits and Men do. Bilbo gets sick while on the journey and the dwarves are aren't sure what to do. Some are worried he's going to die, others just think his sneezing is hilarious.

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    Inspired by the Laketown chapter from the 2003 Hobbit game.

    In an attempt to smooth things over with Bard, Thorin charges Bilbo with apologizing on his behalf. Only, Bard is less in need of an apology and more in need of a burglar...

    Bilbo finds himself caught up in a dark web of crime and conspiracy in an attempt to unearth a deadly plot in the heart of Laketown. He may have bitten off more than even a hobbit burglar can chew.

    Though it would be so much easier if he didn't have a truly awful head cold. Or an angry dwarf King on his case.

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    "It's just a cold," Gandalf says the following morning when Bilbo wakes up feeling completely under the weather, "a few days rest in bed will do you good, dear fellow."

    Or, the one where Bilbo has a cold and everyone thinks he's dying.

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    AU/Married Bagginshield. Bilbo comes down with a cold. Thorin treats him to a bit of TLC.

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    Bilbo catches a cold, and someone comes by to help him out, someone Bilbo is thankful to see...

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    Bilbo is not the innocent Gandalf knew, and when he comes to collect Bilbo for an adventure, he finds a much darker, far more shuttered hobbit than he expected. This one harbors secrets.
    These secrets will rock everything the dwarves know to be true. It will evolve their perception of the world as it is and as it was before Smaug, including the warg-riding, nomadic honey-and-vinegar race of minotaurs residing where dragons were said to roam, long ago.

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    "It's just a cold," Gandalf says the following morning when Bilbo wakes up feeling completely under the weather, "a few days rest in bed will do you good, dear fellow."

    Or, the one where Bilbo has a cold and everyone thinks he's dying.

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    “Are you sure?” Thorin asked, voice low as she stayed her hand before she went any further. Going any further, she knew she would have little control over her actions. She did not intend to hurt Bilbo but she wanted to be sure that nothing she did would be against what the smaller of the two wanted. Beneath her, Bilbo gave her an odd look.

    “You do not have to ask me every move, Thorin,” she fisted one hand in the blanket on the bed. “Yes. I am quite sure.”

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    Dwarves don't get sick so Kíli freaks out when Bilbo catches a cold.

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    Pre 'to change the course of the future'.

    In Laketown, the company rests and tends to Bilbo, ill from Mirkwood and the cold water escape. Thorin may, perhaps, tend to Bilbo more than the others, which not only leaves Thorin confused, but leaves Bilbo a bit bewildered, too.

    But hopeful. Ever hopeful that, perhaps, Bilbo's not the only one harboring feelings deeper than the small infatuation he had thought it to be.

    It would be easier for them both if one of them would just say something.

    One-shot. Can be read as a stand-alone.

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    Bilbo finds out that dwarves have zero concept of anal sex or rimming and winds up having to explain it to Thorin, to his great embarrassment. Later, the explanation gets more in-depth and eventually gives both Bilbo and Thorin more than they bargained for.

     

    This began as a comical smut one-shot but eventually took on a life of its own as a massive Bagginshield vs Kilbo love triangle. It has become a tale of love, pining, heartbreak, family, and sacrifice. But there is still smut. I'm still me, damnit.

    **This was written pre-Desolation of Smaug, based on the film version of The Unexpected Journey and The Hobbit text**

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    Post-BoFA: Bilbo has fallen unfortunately and mysteriously ill with no end in sight, and Frodo has become desperate. After he and Samwise figure out what that Bilbo is suffering from a dwarven illness, they call upon the heroes Bilbo had told them about so magnificently; the dwarrows of Erebor! Their cry for help drags old feelings up from the mud and no other than Thorin and co. are sent off to help their little burglar. But can they arrive in time? Or will Bilbo suffer in vain? Movie-verse, just written in more of a book-style. First Bagginshield (in later chapters) and the grateful meddling of dwarves. Angst, drama, romance, oh my!
    Mixed Timeline- it's but a few years after the events of the Hobbit when Frodo comes to join Bilbo at Bag End. Frodo was twelve when he arrived but is now around fifteen.

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