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    ...and the monotony of Jack's day, strolling the pool deck, blowing sharply on his whistle and muttering, "Walk," at running children who frankly never will, was suddenly broken by the presence of a small girl, clinging to his leg.

    AU in which Jack is a lifeguard, and helps reunite a lost girl with her father--the adorable Southern single dad who Jack took notice of last swim season.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    65
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    2
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    293
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    Jack hates conventions -- the crowds, the noise, the forced socialization, but it's a work thing that must be done. Enter Samwell Hockey Player, Eric Bittle, who attends the convention with a group of friends. Suddenly things begin to look up. Jack and Bitty meet at Falcs Fest. Flirting, shenanigans, and love ensue.

    Language:
    English
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    28,389
    Chapters:
    13/15
    Comments:
    571
    Kudos:
    543
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    6515
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    Eric R. Bittle has dealt with some shit in his life. The south isn’t the best place to raise a child, especially a small, feminine, liberal, gay baker. Somehow Bittle managed to turned out alright.
    But not without his battle scars.

    /or/

    Nobody expects the baker to be tough, but he knows how to hold his own.

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    English
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    1,101
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    291
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    The thing is, he’s had study nights and tv marathons in Chowder’s room. He’s gotten stoned in Shitty’s, and Lardo’s, crashed on Jack’s floor after a kegster, gone to Bitty’s for advice, and checked Ransom and Holster’s for ghosts. If it were anyone else’s, Nursey would at least have some indicator of what was going on, because he’d be able to recognise the decorations, the layout.

    But Derek Nurse wakes up in William Poindexter’s room and has no idea where the fuck he is.

     
    (updates every four days)

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    4/7
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    305
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2182
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    Shitty's grandparents threaten to put his inheritance in the wrong hands if he doesn't agree to one simple stipulation: he needs to be married within the next five years. For aromantic asexual Shitty, this sounds like a nightmare. Unless he can convince his equally aromantic best friend to marry him, completely platonically of course.

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    English
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    6,215
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    626
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    “You know this was romantic six years ago,” Bitty grumbles. “Now it’s…you remember what a phone is right?”
    Or
    Jack and Bitty work things out...eventually.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    27
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    441
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    So close to giving up, so close to going all the way
    So close to taking off, so close to going nowhere

     

    Nursey always felt like he and Dex were on the edge of something he couldn't quite put into words. Once they started living together it only became harder to ignore, and as Nursey started looking at Dex in a new light it felt like their whole relationship got flipped on its head.

     

    He couldn't exactly say he minded.

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    3,384
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    396
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    When Eric Bittle writes Paralympian and champion Sledge Hockey player Jack Zimmermann on behalf of his four year old daughter, he expects an autograph at best. He does not expect being swept into the Zimmermann family chaos, and a date with the blue-eyed hockey player who seemed to have immediately stolen his heart.

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    English
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    13,063
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    392
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    1866
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    Chris Chow is ready to leave San Francisco and get a fresh start. He hopes that Samwell University is the place where he can do that.

    Bitty's sophomore year, from Chowder's point of view.
    More tags to be added later on (held off to avoid spoilers)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,131
    Chapters:
    13/18
    Comments:
    178
    Kudos:
    297
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    2828
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    The camp half blood au Idea I SHAMELESSLY stole from tumblr and added to. A saga.

    Jack Zimmermann, son of Zeus, has son big shoes to fill. His father, King of the Gods and famous for being an asshat, isn't really helping with the image issues.
    And then there's this asshole.
    An actual ray of sunshine.
    How dare he be so shiny.

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    2,438
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    517
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    Eric Bittle is thrilled to be starting the Disney College Program after he graduates and his life falls apart. He's got great roommates, a fun (if stressful) job, and a pass to go to the parks whenever he wants to.

    If only his coordinator wasn't determined to make it all as hard as possible.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1241
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    (11:48) Hey Bits are you free on Saturday? I want to go and see a movie or something
    (12:09) damn right im free
    (12:09) this is america

    Dex wonders if the person that keeps ceaselessly texting him at all hours is at all interested in legitimate conversation or if his life is, genuinely, that boring. He keeps replying anyway, because for some reason, the appeal of a clumsy, nosy, ex-hockey-playing ballet dancer that types in all lower case happens to be greater than he first thought.

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    English
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    19,167
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    285
    Kudos:
    526
    Bookmarks:
    72
    Hits:
    2968
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    Jack Zimmermann is a Commander in the Systems Alliance well on his way to being considered for the N7 Program and Spectre status. The new recruit on his ship, the SSV Samwell, may very well put his plans in jeopardy when he displays fear of combat situations. Eric Bittle learns from his Commander what it takes to face his fear, while teaching Jack a little something about facing his own fears. Eric and Jack expected a lot out of their tenure on the Samwell, but what they get will be entirely unexpected.

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    19,648
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    487
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    It's all fun and games until Shitty Knight says, "Well, I’m getting on the fucking bus and coming down there. I need me some Jack and Bits time!"

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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1208
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    "You brought the Avengers together under one roof, Bittle," Johnson says. "You want to perpetuate the family-of-choice trope so beloved in both these fandoms, cool, but get on it. Zimmerman is your teammate. He’s hurting. Fix it.”

    [Eric Bittle has made a lot of questionable choices in his life. Becoming Iron Man is not one of them, but inviting the rest of The Avengers to move in with him definitely, DEFINITELY is.]

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    Bitty is in Annie’s, bent over his textbooks and wondering, not for the first time, why he decided to take French as a language (oh yes, it’s because so many old recipes are written in French, he’s going abroad there to study food history, can’t wait for the summer; half of fall and then winter semester until he goes, but that doesn’t help him now does it) , when he hears someone clear their throat.

    “Excuse me, is this seat taken?”

    Oh boy.

    Eric doesn’t even bother lifting up his head. “Sorry, not a girl and not interested.”

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    21,205
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    463
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    1610
    Bookmarks:
    202
    Hits:
    13180
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    Dating is hard. Busy schedules, scummy people and routines make it hard to find a partner that will last for the rest of your life. Why not have your parents do it for you?

    Married by Mom and Dad AU!

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    English
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    5,154
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1111
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    “Yeah, dude, I guess. But, like, this is a fuckin’ liberal arts college, brah. Isn’t everyone in a band?”
    “I don’t know. I’ve never met anyone in a band before. I’m not in a band. Well, I’m in some school bands, but that’s not really… um. What kind of music do you play?”
    “…Well.”
    ---
    in which instead of actually playing hockey, the guys play shitty (pun intended) DIY punk in a band called Soft Hands. classically-trained pianist eric bittle doesn’t quite know what’s hit him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,636
    Chapters:
    9/12
    Comments:
    635
    Kudos:
    1127
    Bookmarks:
    214
    Hits:
    9024
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    It's not quite hockey and it’s not quite a game, but Jack and Bitty still love the ice. And each other. Eventually. Magical Sport AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,367
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1510
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    Jack reluctantly joins the choir in his last year of high school on the advice of his therapist. Bitty is a choir veteran. They're paired up for a duet project that lasts the entire semester. Spoiler alert: they're going to fall in love.

    There will be hockey and baking and lots of singing. So much singing. So many duets.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,280
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1560

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