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    Eric plays football. Jack plays hockey. They still somehow manage.

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    A collection of headcanons, mini-fics, and answered-asks all about SMH at Hogwarts.

    (Note: They all have to play for the same Quidditch team. Which means they all have to be in the same House. Which means they are all Slytherins. Obviously.)

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    Alexei is lonely and wants to find love, and Kent is the best matchmaker around, but he has to remind himself that he can't date his clients, no matter how sweet, funny and hot they are.

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    4/?
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    13
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    Chris Chow is ready to leave San Francisco and get a fresh start. He hopes that Samwell University is the place where he can do that.

    Bitty's sophomore year, from Chowder's point of view.
    More tags to be added later on (held off to avoid spoilers)

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    28
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    What if instead of coaching Pee-Wee hockey Kids before Samwell, Jack worked at a day-camp teaching kids how to golf? After all, he’d always loved the small cottage his parents kept on the shore of Lake Ontario in a tiny tourist town. There’s a new bakery that’s opened up since he's been back, too - which quickly becomes his favourite thing about the town, despite his lack of sweet tooth!

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    3/?
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    4
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    Pretty self-explanatory. Major characters are the Sexy Six-- Jack, Bitty, Shitty, Lardo, Ransom, and Holster. Cameos by Frogs, Tadpoles, and bunnies.

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    Based off of my own au suggestion, because I wanted to read it that much: Nursey has secretly gotten a book contract already and has published the first two books of a trilogy under a pen name. This is Dex’s favorite series.

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    1/?
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    Lardo's soulmark showed up at age 5.

    She didn't want it.

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    3
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    (11:48) Hey Bits are you free on Saturday? I want to go and see a movie or something
    (12:09) damn right im free
    (12:09) this is america

    Dex wonders if the person that keeps ceaselessly texting him at all hours is at all interested in genuine conversation or if his life is, genuinely, that boring. He keeps replying anyway, because for some reason, the appeal of a clumsy, nosy, ex-hockey-playing ballet dancer that types in all lower case happens to be greater than he first thought.

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    My Fandom Trumps Hate Auction fic!

    When his family moves to Madison Eric realizes that he can't escape his trauma by running, and he is more alone than ever. He starts his vlog to spread his recipes to the world and to find a community of support. His followers mean more to him than he can say.

    Jack starts watching cooking tutorials after the overdose in an attempt to gain some independence from his parents by cooking his own meals. His favorite channel is one where a tiny southern boy explains everything clearly and enthusiastically. He becomes an enthusiastic follower/commenter. After three years the last person he expects to turn up on his team at Samwell is one Eric Bittle

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    5/?
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    Derek was always ready, would never say no to a new experience. It made his heart beat a little bit faster, made his ribs feel like they were tightening up around his lungs, made his palms a little uncomfortably slippery around his yellow prescription bottle, but he would never say no.

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    “You didn't have a backup plan if Shitty didn't take you back?” asks Jack, disbelieving.

    “No,” she says, halfway between laughing and crying. “I could always go home.”

    She doesn’t want to go home. She doesn’t want to hear about how an art degree never got anyone anywhere, she doesn’t want to hear her father talk about her brother getting his diploma a year earlier than planned.

    “You could,” she hears the hesitancy in Jack’s voice and opens her eyes to stare at him. “You could live with me.”

    Lardo’s eyes nearly bug out of her head. “You want me to live with you?”

    Jack looks away, almost shy. “Yeah.”

    “So, me?” she says, for clarification. “Not Bitty, me?”

    or: the year that Lardo lives in Jack's massive NHL bachelor pad and accidentally fixes both of their lives.

    or: Lardo and Jack and the road to redemption.

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    3/?
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    Jack Zimmermann, captain of the Providence Falconers, just wants to skate off some excess energy. Instead, he finds himself face to face with Eric Bittle, guitarist for the world famous hard rock band, the Baffled Kings.

    Jack didn't realize he had a thing for tattoos and big brown eyes. Bittle totally realized he had a thing for tall, dark, and handsome.

    But being famous is hard. Especially when you're both in the spotlight.

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    3/?
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    “Yeah, dude, I guess. But, like, this is a fuckin’ liberal arts college, brah. Isn’t everyone in a band?”
    “I don’t know. I’ve never met anyone in a band before. I’m not in a band. Well, I’m in some school bands, but that’s not really… um. What kind of music do you play?”
    “…Well.”
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    in which instead of actually playing hockey, the guys play shitty (pun intended) DIY punk in a band called Soft Hands. classically-trained pianist eric bittle doesn’t quite know what’s hit him.

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    159
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    21
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    Kent Parson's nightly routine of partying takes an unexpected - and upsetting - turn one night in Providence.

    Tango, meanwhile, isn't much of a party person. He's a great listener, though.

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    Chapters:
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    Eric "Bitty" Bittle, is a baking vlogger and the omega boyfriend of Jack Zimmermann. Jack is a professional hockey player for the Providence Falconers, and the alpha boyfriend of Eric Bittle. They fell in love at Samwell University and now that they are both graduates and successful, they can have everything they want...can't they?

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    Chapters:
    48/?
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    609
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    Eric and Jack are boyfriends, but still not together as often as they like. They have to learn to understand each other and to make their relationship work.

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    9/?
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    If a Chad approaches Lardo, allow her to set up fucking ruining him before pouncing. [sub a) In all cases of Chad, Shitty is wingman because Bitty punched that one Chad.] (sub b) He deserved it.) {sub c) He totally did.}

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    1/1
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    5
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    Summers for Eric meant Kent. Hockey for Kent meant Jack. Home for Jack was this intangible concept he was still looking for. They had exactly three things in common: sports, sandwiches, and each other.

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    Chapters:
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    66
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    Not everyone has magic, and not all magics are particularly useful, but some people wake up on their seventh birthday with abilities. Eric Bittle wakes up, seven years old, to realize that he is blind. Instead of seeing the world around him when he opens his eyes he sees the future, in all it's possibilities.

    Jack Zimmermann can never escape the past. He sees things that happened years ago as vivid as his real life.

    The rest of the Samwell Gang all has Magic too! And they all figure out how to live life around magic.

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    English
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    22,471
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    260
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    287
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    34
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