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    "It's… you know, when two people like each other and do stuff together?" John had said two days ago, when he had asked if Sherlock would be interested in a date. With him.

    With John Watson.

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    A BBC Sherlock story based on the Sherlock story The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes: The Five Orange Pips. Season 3 AU (because Mofftis, you two have hecked up this show and it makes me mad).

    Back from the dead, Sherlock arrives in a London he doesn't recognize. Lestrade's retired, Sally Donovan is the new DI, Molly's in a stable relationship, and John is getting engaged. Sherlock gives up hope for ever reconnecting with the people he's hurt until Mary, John's fiance, comes to him with an envelope filled with five orange pips.

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    Text Copyright 2017 © Maddie Furtado

    Sherlolly prompt from strangelock221b (Tumblr)

    Sherlock is named London’s Most Eligible Bachelor. He’s utterly baffled by it. Molly knows that her chances of ever being more to him than just a friend are even smaller now that he’s got scores of women lining up to meet him. There’s a charity ball coming up and he’s the guest of honour.

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    Molly is convinced Sherlock has taken her best date night shirt.

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    Fine.” Tutted John, ignoring the small triumphant smirk spreading across Sherlock’s face. “You have to wear something festive though—” He muttered under his breath, looking around the surrounding area and spying a small inch of brown sticking up from an open cardboard box sitting with several other boxes on the coffee table.

    Perfect…

    In a ploy to get Sherlock to join him for Lestrade’s holiday party, John tries his luck with a pair of fuzzy antlers and the promise of a good old fashioned romp when they get home. Can he stick to the plan with the detective looking so unexpectedly stunning? And why does it seem like Sherlock has plans of his own?

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    Sherlock is forced into a military museum, but meets the bloody hot Capitan John Watson.

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    Jim and Sherlock are at the shooting range, and the cockteases fly as wildly as the bullets.

    Then it gets real.

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    “Redbeard was the name of my childhood dog.”
    “Ah. I see,” John murmured.
    “No, you don’t,” Sherlock contended.
    John sighed, rubbing his forehead wearily. “No, I don’t,” he agreed. “Why would Mycroft imply I’m like Redbeard, exactly?”
    “You’ve heard it before, haven’t you?” Sherlock muttered tersely. “I don’t have any friends. Nor did I as a child - not other children, at least. Redbeard was my only friend.”
    “And now… I’m your friend?” John asked hesitantly.

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    "On October third, he asked me what day it was"

    Or, Sherlock is Bad at Flirting but John finds it charming. Coffee Shop AU

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    A short fic for Molly Hooper Appreciation Week - Day One (A Day in the Life) (I would call this a friendship fic with a hint of awkward pre-Sherlolly.)

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    John Watson, to the average passerby, was a clean, well-mannered, orderly man. Just a quiet veteran, taking care of the family business. Sherlock Holmes knows better.

    (Or: Sherlock Holmes loves making messes, and John Watson loves cleaning them up.)

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    Sherlock comes to Greg's flat on a Friday night. Dinner and flowers in hand.

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    Amy finds out in the most unusual way that, perhaps, her interest in Sherlock Holmes isn't so one-sided after all.

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    John is a Grenadier Guard after coming home from Afghanistan. What happens when Sherlock meets his beloved Army Doctor when deducing the Queen's Guards?

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    When the first note comes, Sherlock expects it to be unpleasant. Something rude, most likely someone complaining about the chemical smell from the broken beaker on the carpet accident, or, even more likely than that, someone complaining about his excessive violin playing at three in the morning when he can't sleep, or he's just bored.

    He hardly believes his eyes when he reads the actual note that was slipped under his doorstep at midnight on a Saturday.

    'Could you play Bach's Violin Sonata No. 3 in C Major, BWV 1005 please? Preferably the Allegro. You play beautifully.'

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    AU. The mountaineer feels deprived because his expedition doctor never really flirted with him in the five hours it took for them to get together when they first met. Now Sherlock thinks it's time for John to make that up to him!

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    Molly is leaving London for an extended holiday. Unhappy that his pathologist is leaving him high-and-dry, Sherlock tries to bring her back by any means necessary. Unfortunately for him, Molly seems to have developed the ability to tell him 'no'.

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    Sherlock Holmes has returned and is now living yet again with his dear friend Doctor John Watson. During his absence Sherlock comes across a bit of an experiment he decides to try. After all, what's the worst that can happen?

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