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    Sherlock argues that it makes little sense for either of them to expend their energies in futile courtship behaviors outside the brownstone.

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    Sometimes Sherlock getting bored can be beneficial for those in the near proximity.

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    Sherlock being Sherlock would tempt fate, wouldn’t he? Though in truth, and in hindsight, John will admit this freely, that damnable man always did it very deliberately.

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    Prompt words: three continents, jealousy, intercrural

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    Sherlock wants to collar John.

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    Sherlock wants the test, but it is Joan who will judge his success. [Written for Porn Battle]

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    "I go where he goes, remember?"
     

     
    For good or ill, Joan keeps her promises.

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    In which Sherlock is more interested in John than sex, and John is game for an experiment.

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    John sighed. “I changed the calendar already. You just threw out tomorrow.”

    Sherlock sank into the chair at John’s desk, but didn’t say anything. John studied him for a minute before realizing that it was a symbolic gesture. Sherlock wanted to skip the next day. Wanted John to not have to endure it.

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    In the hours before dawn, John does some experimenting of his own.

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    Sherlock and John share another round of their rather unusual Christmas gift with Mycroft.

    Direct sequel to: "What To Get The Man Who Runs Everything"

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    For the Porn Battle XII prompt: 'f!John Watson/f!Sherlock Holmes, 'experiment'

    In which always-a-girl Johanna Watson really can't resist any suggestions from always-a-girl Sherlock Holmes, even though she's always thought of herself as straight and Sherlock's, well, a mystery. Unsubtle, unrepentant smut *g*

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    There is something delightfully nostalgic and quaint about pushing a man's thighs together and watching him lose his senses that way.

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    Sherlock is gone, Moriarty is too.

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    Sherlock refuses to forget.

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    Sherlock/John/Lestrade, hurt/comfort in the aftermath of a case. Because Lestrade needs hugs and blowjobs, dammit.

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    He hasn't met a puzzle he couldn't solve, and she hasn't met a riddle she wouldn't unravel with her teeth and fingernails.

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    Sherlock and John share a very unusual gift with Mycroft.

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    Sherlock tries a new distraction technique.

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    John Watson turns into a girl. Sherlock Holmes wears the dress. Not much else changes.

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