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    John was looking forward to seeing his friends back at uni, but a new year brings new complications, not the least of which is a dorm room with only one bed, and a stroppy roommate with an utterly spectacular arse. God, John doesn't need the headache.

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    After season 4, Mycroft and Molly discover that everything they thought they knew about each other was only a shadow of who they really were. When Mycroft is 'strongly encouraged' to bring a date to a work gala, he invites the only woman he knows, who doesn't already have a date. What is discovered changes his perspective on his own deductions.

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    After the events of The Final Problem, Mycroft's eating disorder resurfaces. (Spoilers for series 4 of Sherlock)

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    John only wants to find his Biology textbook. And when he searches for it, Victor has the bloke over and can't they not use their bloody room to get each other off?

    Kink Meme Fill: This Prompt Here.

     

    Warning: Pants may get wet, clothes may somehow fall off, flies may magically appear in open jaws.

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    “Five minutes,” Lestrade muttered angrily. “I’m on a train. Because Sherlock wouldn’t bother to think that I drove myself here. In my car. Which he stole and gave to a God. Dammed. CAR THIEF!” For good measure, he yelled. Just once. And loudly. Then heaved a breath, tightened his scarf, and turned up his collar against the rain. If he crossed his arms and huddled in the corner, he could pretend it wasn’t just above freezing.

    Even if you never asked for this... you have it now. You can all thank me later.

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    Sherlock Holmes was taken to a rehab clinic to stop his drug addiction.

    John Watson is a suicidal army doctor that has been forced by his therapist to intern in a clinic to help him.

    Both are given a laptop with only one accessible page.

    Co-Text.com

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    What happen when two persons who used to have history together decided to move on and not acknowledge what they had between them, but slowly the past were catching up and they need to make decision either keep running or confront the past to finally have their closure with it

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    Every relationship has its ups and downs, Sally knows. It just seems her relationships are all ups and downs...or at least they were. Maybe her and Harry will make for a good change.

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    !! published on wattpad as "read my mind (BBC Sherlock)" !!

    Viola Indica Watson is nothing special. John Watson's little sister. An artist and forensic scientist moving back to London from Canada. A sidekick for John and this new stranger: Sherlock Holmes, Britain's greatest consulting detective. She's yanked from her simple life into a spiral of discoveries, each starting with the enigmatic Sherlock Holmes. As intriguing as she is, what is she hiding?

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    John Watson had, and always will have been, a man.

    He might not’ve looked it for a while, but he was.

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    You aren't exactly fond of Sherlock. He might be brilliant, but he's rude and arrogant. Not to mention he lives a dangerous life. As an American only staying in London for a year, you weren't exactly planning to hang around. But when a shocking turn of events leaves you moving into 221B, you find yourself constantly in the company of the great detective and John Watson. Perhaps you will find that Sherlock isn't so bad, after all.

    You never wanted to get swept up into Moriarty's game, but once you have, you realize there is no escape. Sherlock is the only thing standing between your life and your death, but Moriarty threatens at every possible turn. Everything you both know will be tested. Will the game make you... or break you?

    [MILD LANGUAGE]

    ~This story can also be found on Wattpad~

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    Molly gets her I Love You post-mortem. An angsty slow burn as Molly & Sherlock try to repair their friendship. But the 'I love you' might have cut too deeply...

    “Honestly, Sherlock,” she huffed, lining the supplies up on the worktop. “You fancy yourself a pirate but, seriously, you're more damsel in distress.” Molly motioned impatiently, a silent order for him to submit to her care. “What or who on earth did this to you?”
    Sherlock didn’t answer immediately. Molly could feel his eyes on her as she cleaned the first cut. For some reason, his silence irritated her.
    “Well?” Her tone was more harsh than she intended.
    “You.” The sound was so low, she looked up to be sure it came from him.

    **all images just for your enjoyment. i own no rights. the characters & their likenesses, sadly, don't belong to me**

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    John is invalided home after he is shot in Afghanistan.
    Official records diagnose him with PTSD.
    Yet he dreams of the perfect life with an amazing man.
    But is the truth worse than the dream?

    (Originally titled John's Imaginary Friend. 15/05/15 renamed to Our Love Is A Tragedy)

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    [PREVIOUSLY CALLED 'IS IT MAGIC....OR?']

    Once upon a murder you life was turned a rough 180 degrees as the ever keen detective Sherlock Holmes and his trusty assistant Doctor John Watson waltzed into your life. But it wasn't all fun games and dead bodies, apparently. Along with Sherlock came a man you couldn't possibly imagine existing. One that liked to play games and sweetly call you Lolita. A spider is what your beloved detective called him and you were shocked at how correct he was.

    A war has started. And you're in the very center of it.

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    “You don’t come here often.”
    A single phrase can change your life.

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    A quick look into a moment when Sherlock shouldn't have spoken his thoughts aloud.

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    John Watson's seen it all. Too much of it, perhaps. When a trigger is pulled and his body falls, only the consulting detective Sherlock Holmes and pathologist Dr. Molly Hooper are left to deal with it and put the pieces back together.

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    He weighed it in his palms, running his knuckles along the chamber. Playing his fingertips across the trigger. John didn’t grimace, he didn’t smile. His face was concave, like the mind beyond its surface that had been run dry of emotions long ago. At first he had teetered between despondency and rage, until those vibrancies faded into the oily, bleak darkness.

    And he was so tired of feeling hollow.

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    Emily asked Sherlock about the French language and it ended up trouble for both daddies

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