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    Bedelia has never had an orgasm; Hannibal wants to help.

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    What kind of man puts a collar on the Winter Soldier and keeps him on a leash? What kind of man follows him? a.k.a. lots of dog metaphors and animalistic traits, with a heaping side dish of Brock Rumlow getting in way over his head when he lands himself at a HYDRA dinner party.

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    Undertale One-shots and drabbles.
    Updates will be random.
    This is just for fun.

    No x readers, reader inserts, non-undertale ships or ocs

    Updates are random

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    38/?
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    A retelling of The Hobbit in which Bilbo is Bella and she can grow a beard when even male hobbits can't.

    A tale of growth, love and self acceptance.

    Based on this prompt.

    (New summary as of 08/12)

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    Our story opens on Pre-Deadpool Wade Wilson meeting Pre-Spider-Man Peter Parker by chance. Wade isn't a stand up guy unless it's for the underdogs and Peter is always the underdog. A friendship forms, but a friendship between a 15 year old and 28 year old isn't exactly acceptable. Wade decides to let his Baby Boy go.

    Spider-Man and Deadpool have been teaming up for years and their friendship is the best bromance out there. [#HatersGonnaHate, #SpideyPool2020, #SpideyPoolTeamUp] They get along better than anyone expects!

    Spider-Man can't get over Deadpool calling him Baby Boy though, or that his name is Wade.

    For a smart guy he's kinda dumb.

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    Percy’s side of the bed is empty, again. The hour of the wolf has come and gone and the castle lies still and dark, it’s moonlit corridors cold and empty.

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    An introduction to "dairybots" - Energon-filtering bots who resemble Earth ungulates, plus the compiled text posts I made for this AU.
    This is a sentient livestock AU, so blanket warning for that.
    Some scenarios are unlikely to count as non-con for fap purposes, but count as "unable to consent because they are Owned" for real-life ethics purposes.

    Updated with new posts 3/21/2017.

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    a collection of short stories from prompts on tumblr!

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    31/?
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    Sherlock hasn't had an orgasm in twenty years. John is intrigued.

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    48/?
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    Set during CA:TWS. Brock Rumlow gets his hands in Darcy Lewis, who happens to be Captain America's girlfriend. Warning: non-con, dark!fic. Not Brock redemption.

    (As impossible as it may seem, this WILL have a happy ending.)

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
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    It was amazing how Jesse could make it 37 years without ever realizing just how many fetishes there are out there. It was even more amazing that he could make it the same number of years without knowing just how hot those fetishes could get. But hey, he's got all the time in the world to try them out now, and a more than willing partner besides.

    (Smutober/Kinktober McHanzo fills. Requests are open!)

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    19/?
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    She didn't know what she got into when she accepted his bargain. This is not a love story. Laito/OC (main pairing), Ayato/Yui (secondary/minor ship). Dark fic. *Special note on the first chapter*

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    41/?
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    I find Hans' sideburn so off-putting and yet I also want to lick them.

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    “You know, if someone had told 15-year old me that one day I'd have Victor Nikiforov kneeling between my legs and still sport a dick as limp as a noodle, I would’ve called them crazy.”

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    A series of ficlets concerning Kotomine Kirei, and those foolish, brave, or arrogant souls who find themselves in his presence.

    (Can't call it "10 Kirei Ficlets" anymore, can I?)

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    Will goes looking for a car and comes back with bikes. Hannibal is not amused but takes it as an opportunity to make a fantasy come true.

    Or Hannibal shaves Will's legs.

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    “I want you to be really mean to me,” said Jack.

    Jack asks Mark for some... special treatment. Mark runs with it.

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    Guang-Hong shifted and tried at get away, tilting his head to try and glare at him. “F-fuck you!”

    Leo bit his lip, hard, to keep from laughing. Guang-Hong stuttering over a curse was equal parts adorable and hot, especially since that was their Green for the night. He slid his fingers into Guang-Hong’s hair, jerking his head back hard enough to make him gasp. “I think I might take you up on that offer,” he growled.

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    He’d find his way back to you. Just not in the way that you wanted. \\Soft vampire AU because I felt like it!

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    After watching a certain vampire TV show, Emil is getting hot and bothered with these odd dreams.

    EmiMike Week Day 1: Firsts

    (Currently on Editing)

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