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    Based on the movie. The D.E.B.S. (Discipline -Energy -Beauty -Strength) is an elite group which mission is to protect the country. His members are young women. Raven, Anya, Octavia and Clarke could be innocent girls but they joined the academy after getting through a competition and became spies. But what will happen when Lewa Woods, a dangerous and sexy criminal is back? CRACK

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    Bucky, Steve and Tony keep tabs on all the public places they could have sex in.

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    Interwoven stories demonstrate that some traditions are best not forgotten as the residents of a small town face real ghosts and goblins on Halloween. Tales of terror reveal the consequences of extinguishing a Jack-o-Lantern before midnight and a grumpy hermit's encounter with a sinister trick-or-treater. Adaptation of the movie *Characters Death*

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    WARNING! : StudentXTeacher! DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ!

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    "I'll Stop Loving You Once Spongebob Gets His Drivers Licence" - ✪
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    "Not A Fan Of Sour Things?", The Yellow Octopus Asks As He Takes Another Bite Of His Delicious Looking But Disgusting Tasting Cake.

    I Hum And Let A Small Smile Pass My Lips As My Eyes Sparkle In Mischief. "Maybe I Don't Like Bastard-Kun Because He Seems Sour", I State And Then Laugh Lightly As Koro-Sensei's Grin Flashes Brightly.

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    Shaw has escaped from Samaritan and now she is back. A series of moments after her return with the rest of the team and especially with Root, of course.

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    5/?
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    (Fairy tale for little adults.)

    Lecherous playboy Len meets innocent fluffy Bunny Girl Rin, and rescues her from a mysterious bunch of henchmen supposedly after her life. In repayment he gets her to do whatever he likes, not knowing she’s a princess. (And a virgin.) The result? A wolf-meets-bunny situation in his bedroom.

    And their fairy-tale love story unfolds…

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    {WARNING: CRACK!}
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    Yao Wang, a desperate old man, just wants some love, yet he can't get any! He wants attention too, and he wants it bad! Even if that means kidnapping four ukes! As a result, their dreamy semes have to rescue them!

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    The love of your life is distant for reasons you can't discern, you're stuck in the middle of enemy territory, and the Condesce wants your head on a pike. Equip your sickles and ready your magic rings, because things are going to get batshit.

    (If you did not read Cum mortuis in lingua mortua: please, for the love of god, read the author's notes.)

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    Nathan and Harry daddy kink. Nothing more, nothing less.

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    A recovering Bucky Barnes finally makes it to breakfast in the common area one morning - only to meet and fall in lust with Darcy Lewis, Breakfast Hussy.

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    A surprise sequel to My Hope.

    After Cullen rescues Lana Amell from the fade, the two of them find their lives at a junction. With no Grey Wardens, no Circles, and no Inquisition, what will they do? All they have is each other and a lot of questions.

    Pretty much a bunch of fluff, some tears, then more fluff of Cullen, Lana, Leliana and others running around in Val Royeaux. There might be a few other surprise cameos along the way.

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    5/?
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    2
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    Blade just wanted to keep the world safe. He didn't even know he was getting in her way. When he did, he found he liked the results.

     

    "I hate leaving the mansion, pal. Hate it! If you're going to, I dunno, wreck these bitches, and fuck up some shit all the time, can you swing a message my way so I don't have to leave my home next time?"

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    Felicity has been hiding her feelings about Havenhurst all summer. But things come to a head when she declares that she's going "to do repentance right" this year. No phones, no food, no computers. The team will have to hunt down a debonair jewel thief without her. Little do they know, the cat burglar has his eye on Felicity.

    From the comments: "absolutely loved this - fun, angsty and a happy ending - with bonus learning more about Judaism! thank you for this - totally made my evening!"

    This is a finished work.

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    With the cluster has been neutralized, Lapis saved, and Jasper screwing off in a hole somewhere, Peridot is finally able to relax. Unfortunately, this relaxation leads to a few realizations, the most prominent being how different she really is. With a little help from Amethyst, she hopes to better figure out her place. What she doesn't realize is how close to Amethyst that place is.

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    When you meet Jeon Jeongguk, bloodstream laced with the intoxication that only vodka can provide, ordering the largest bowl of miso at two in the morning from sumo, the local ramen shop; the last word that comes to mind when you stare into his glazed over, drunken eyes is the term soulmate.

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    “You didn’t wake up when I knocked and called out,” she smiled, a hint of an apologetic tone. “Anyways,” she turns around and heads towards the door.

    “Dinner’s ready, Lexa,” her voice was low, but melodic. Fuck, her mind still dazed, Lexa just nodded, and finally the other girl left the room after throwing one last smile to Lexa.

    Fuck. My step-sister is hot.

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    You ( READER~) are a female college student. You have a very dark history ( No spoilers :3 )
    Your some freaky-deaky who enjoys the dark side ( not star wars. ) and revels in the thought of blood and gore. Though it can freak you out, the general concept intrigues you.
    Your going to become a botanist with a side hobby of artistry. Everyone hates your damn guts because you freaking em out with your deaky.
    With nobody in your life as you begin your second year at college, your life is about to take so many weird steps, turns, and throttles you will be on your @ss asking where you were when you havent even left the room you were in.

    You meet with the known Undertale monster gang, slowly and surely. Things happen that will change your college life. LITERALLY.

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    The Reapers have invaded and are destroying the galaxy one planet at a time. Commander Damien Shepard is tired. It feels as if he’s fighting a losing battle. A battle that is rushing him forward unheeded into death’s grip once again, with no end in sight. Or so it seems. After the exhaustion of curing the genophage and the numbness of fighting old enemies from the Citadel coupe, Damien is ready to just let the inevitable happen when suddenly something stirs the air and sharpens his focus. Not understanding at first that this new obsession of his has heightened his awareness and made him more alert to every minute in his struggle of trying to live through the end of the war, he begins to have a flutter of hope. The hope starts to whisper in his ear of a love so great that it makes him grasp a hold of the lifeline with both hands and never let go.

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    A SHITTON OF DADDY KINK ONE/TWO SHOTS!
    SEND IN ALL PROMPTS
    PLEASE MENTION IF YOU WANT G!P OR NOT

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    웃유웃
    ╾━╤デ╦︻

    "This lissom blonde will entertain men as told, albeit with little evidence of ᗪᕮᔕIᖇᕮ or ᔕᕮ᙭ᑌᗩᒪ interest. In fact, there is hardly any evidence that she processes strong emotions at all ― yet she has the uncanny power to make men think their hearts are madly in love with her mind, soul, and body. To be easily ᗪIᔕTᖇᗩᑕTᕮᗪ by this woman is to distract yourself from saving your own life."

    But is Westergaard's courtesan a coy victim or a carnivorous villain?

    In an era reigned by mafias, gamblers, Nazis, blondes, whorehouses, and burlesque dancers, a smutty thief attempts to pick both of their locks. Hers should've been left alone, though. Along with those sparkly sapphires, that disturbing diary, and the Holy Grail between her legs.

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    [ Eugene/Elsa | Hans/Elsa | Eugene/Hans | Gothel/Hans | Gothel/Eugene | Elsa/Gothel | -Eugene/Rapunzel ]

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