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    basically bts texting stupid shit to each other.

     

     
    also taehyung who can't keep it in his pants.
     

    updated 2/21/2017: ch. 8 - late night rambles (taegi)

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    After her mom wants her to get a job, Moon's life changes by entering the criminal world instead of getting a regular job. But as a naive individual with no experience, Moon must train very hard and act very smart to become a successful criminal in the future. Rated NC-17 for Graphic Violent Images throughout/Gore/Disturbing and Graphic Deception of Violent Beatings, Graphic War Combat, Disturbing Graphic Images, Graphic Language throughout, Strong Sexual Content/Graphic Nudity, Mature Humor, and Substance Abuse/Drug References.

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    Prompto is quiet during sex. His boyfriends have some thoughts about that. And about how many people constitutes a gangbang.

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    1/1
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    seokjams - seokjin
    minsugaa - yoongi
    yourhope - hoseok
    rapgod - namjoon
    jimbo - jimin
    nutaella - taehyung
    jeonjungkookie - jungkook

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    794
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    1/?
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    3
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    In an eager bid to take out the competition for MvC Infinite, Morrigan ruts her way through two separate universes in a spunk-filled adventure. No cutie in two realms is safe as the sexiest succubus of the fighting game circuit flaunts her futa finery right in their fiesty faces!

    Mostly a comedy story, though a sexy one! Conceptualized/written before she was announced as a playable, even though we all knew she'd be in it!

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    What happens when Lexa turns up at Clarke's shop looking for a job? What happens when lines are blurred as they start to fall in love with each other? Will things be as straight forward as they would like?
    See what happens when a straight talking Clarke meets a very shy Lexa.
    Clexa with a twist of sugar rush, Octaven and the rest of the gang making an appearance.
    happy reading.

     

    Ok, so this is my first time writing I hope you all enjoy, it would be great if you could leave some feedback let me know what you think.
    Thank you for taking the time to read it.

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    26/?
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    Belle and Gold are the stars of an upcoming film directed by Christopher Nolan. It's a blockbuster film, but it also has an intimate sex scene. So Gold does what any actor does when faced with a sex scene, he straps himself into a cock harness.

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    3/?
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    *Hmm... Harry i Liam? Tego nikt z zespołu, zarządu, fanów się nie spodziewał... Śmiało można powiedzieć, że oni sami byli tym zaskoczeni. To naprawdę nie jest ich wina: To wszystko przez PIEPRZONY PRZYPADEK!

    **Zouis jako wątek poboczny

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    Polski
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    choice snippets from the kingsglaive group chat, sometimes the salt squad, and maybe the chocobros; from the phone records of noctis lucis caelum.

    (aka: regis owns a brewpub called the citadel, clarus is his general manager, drautos is the assistant manager, half the kingsglaive are his employees, the other half are security, the chocobros are regulars, and nyx really should stop flirting with the owner's son during business hours.)

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    3/5
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    Gerard is best friends with Frank but hides the fact that he thinks of Frank in more than a friends way. He has it under control, along with the fact that Frank doesn't know he is gay. It just never came up.
    Frank is notorious for being a bit of a whore. He sleeps around and Gerard finds out about it all. Frank has to tell someone about his conquests and because he doesn't know Gerard is gay, Gerard hears everything.
    Gerard doesn't let it bother him, he knows Frank is straight, there is no hope for anything happening between them so why should he get cut up about all of Franks one night stands?
    A story about coming out, discovery, love, death and probably everything else in a way.

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    42/?
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    Prompt: The two of them made a deal: Fenris will fight for Hawke and do as they command as long as he can do anything he wishes with them. Their dirty fantasies turn up to be surprisingly compatible.

    For the first few months that he knew her, Syvonne Hawke seemed the epitome of the chaste, good-natured woman. Then she makes him an offer that Fenris can't refuse in good conscience; her body. Some canon-bending/disregard ahead.

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    Introducing the Nightmare Solution!

    Featuring temporary cohabitation, fake exorcisms, copious self-help books, and David Washington slowly losing control of his life.

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    The Winchester, a family that hunts and kills all things supernatural, with the motto 'Saving People, Hunting Things, The Family Business.' The original story follows two brothers, Sam and Dean, and eventually their angel friend, Castiel. This story focus on three siblings, Sam, Dean, and (Y/N). Follow as they go through saving the world, romance, betrayal, secrets, and much more.

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    13/?
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    In the year 2003, a witch unleashed a powerful spell that drastically altered the fates of thousands of girls and women around the world. Some were killed. Some were protected. Many went about their lives or deaths unknowing of their transformed purpose. However, each were meant to be soldiers in the war against evil. Each were meant to tip the scales in the favor of good. For one in particular, there would have been no tipping of the scales… if not for some higher being’s determination to piggyback not only on the spell, but on the things that had already been set in motion by demons.

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    In which the Winchesters meet a different breed of hunter, causing tiny ripples that turns their world on its head. And brings forth the winds of change. For better or worse.

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    13/?
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    3
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    We talk about women, we talk about work. We throw around each others’ lies like batting practice, scaring everyone around us into ducking the ball—even though the laughter comes a beat later. I lift things from people incessantly; he takes them back with a shove. I brag about my grandfather; he groans about the times. We don’t discuss his daughter, and I don’t talk about my father. Sometimes we chat about Jigen and my crew. I try to get him some friends.

    It’s Christmas time at Interpol, and I've gotten myself arrested. No big deal.

    Well, except for the whole, "someone's trying to kill me" thing. There is that, I guess. But I never said I couldn't handle it.

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    Lupin, Zenigata, and a skeleton crew of cops are snowed in at the ER, and it's bringing back a lot of bad memories for everyone. Thanks to the failed heist that nearly got Lupin killed and a redhead from Zenigata's past, it's also turning into a game of Clue—except, the murder hasn't quite happened yet. Zenigata might be able to clear Lupin of a terrorist bombing and get them out alive, but only if the mystery of the thief's dramatic flashbacks (and his crime) can be solved in time. Unfortunately, Lupin isn't making it easy....

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    48/?
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    2581
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    She put her arms around him with a grin. "There's something they failed to explain when you got your math degree: you don't add crazy. You multiply it!"
    After 2 years together, Spencer and Christine have agreed to make their relationship official. But official and simple are two very different things, and neither of them precludes craziness. Sequel to Crazy Can Be Beautiful

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    2
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    Konan asks everyone to write complains about each of the akatsuki members so that when she reads them aloud, maybe they'll change(plus Konan needs a laugh once in a while)and everybody will get along better...and boy was she wrong!

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    What does Sakura do when she needs a lesson in sexual education? Calls upon her favorite teacher for help, of course!

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    AU. Six brothers live in Nagasaki, Japan, and each has a particular power. They must keep these powers a secret, no matter what, but at the same time, what happens when they start discovering that not all humans are bad? Some are even...lovable. AkaFuri. AoKise. MidoTaka. MuraHimu. KagaKuro. ImaSaku.

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    82,587
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    30/44
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    48
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    10618
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    requite (verb) 1 a : to make return for; repay. b : to make retaliation for; avenge. 2 : to make suitable return to for a benefit or service or for an injury.

    Jimin, a soft-hearted retail supervisor, moonlights as a professional cuddler to buy a new loft.

    When the object of his workplace obsession offers to help him move, and subsequently moves himself in, Jimin hopes that his lonely daydreams are coming true. Until, the silver-tongued squatter begins to demolish Jimin's 'happy place' and inflict fresh wounds over old scars.

    Devastated and frustrated, Jimin soon meets a new cuddle-client who encourages him to question—and ask for—what he really wants.

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    English
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    34,011
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    195
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    244
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    44
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    4474

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