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    Victor falls in love with Yuuri every single time they touch each other.

    Yuuri loves him from the beginning.

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    26/?
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    Neville's plants just need a little hands-on demonstration.

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    AU. Six brothers live in Nagasaki, Japan, and each has a particular power. They must keep these powers a secret, no matter what, but at the same time, what happens when they start discovering that not all humans are bad? Some are even...lovable. AkaFuri. AoKise. MidoTaka. MuraHimu. KagaKuro. ImaSaku.

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    Mikey Way was on tour with his two (obviously in love with each other) bandmates when he realized that something was missing. After checking through all of his stuff, he finally figured it out.

    They were missing their guitarist.

    Meanwhile, Ray Toro was beginning to panic while he was waiting for his bandmates in a truck stop in the middle of nowhere. After spending hours searching for them, he finally discovered that the rest of My Chemical Romance was already in Chicago, where they were still trying to figure out what they were going to do without him. After all, it seemed increasingly clear that everything would fall apart on the day that My Chemical Romance forgot their guitarist.

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    Chapters:
    1/8
    Comments:
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    3
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    Ficlets written for MidoTaka Week. Each chapter is a separate prompt. Takes place in the You're the One 'verse.

    Day 1: Midorima feels under the weather. Takao comes to his rescue.

    Day 2: Shūtoku's shadow and light study for a quiz. Midorima gets some sagely feline advice.

    Day 3: Takao and Kise go clubbing. Midorima gets dragged unwillingly into babysitting duty.

    Day 4: Takao takes a stroll down memory lane and ends up knocking over the silverware.

    Day 5: Midorima and Takao trade places. Shin-chan proceeds to have the worst day ever.

    Day 6: Takao has senioritis. Shin-chan has other plans.

    Day 7: Shin-chan gets jealous. Takao thinks it's adorable.

    Day 8: Takao gets some unexpected, late night cardio.

    Day 9: Shutoku's seniors are very protective of their ace.

    Day 10: If you asked Midorima, Kuroko was to blame.

    Day 11: Takao isn’t as slick as he thinks he is; then again Midorima isn’t so astute either.

    [If read in chronological order: Day 11, Day 8, Day 2, Day 9.1, Day 9.2, Day 1, Day 6, Day 3, Day 9.3, Day 4, Day 7, Day 5, Day 10]

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    33,599
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    25
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    239
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    4296
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    After her mom wants her to get a job, Moon's life changes by entering the criminal world instead of getting a regular job. But as a naive individual with no experience, Moon must train very hard and act very smart to become a successful criminal in the future. Rated NC-17 for Graphic Violent Images throughout/Gore/Disturbing and Graphic Deception of Violent Beatings, Graphic War Combat, Disturbing Graphic Images, Graphic Language throughout, Strong Sexual Content/Graphic Nudity, Mature Humor, and Substance Abuse/Drug References.

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    46,667
    Chapters:
    30/52
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    399
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    In the year 2003, a witch unleashed a powerful spell that drastically altered the fates of thousands of girls and women around the world. Some were killed. Some were protected. Many went about their lives or deaths unknowing of their transformed purpose. However, each were meant to be soldiers in the war against evil. Each were meant to tip the scales in the favor of good. For one in particular, there would have been no tipping of the scales… if not for some higher being’s determination to piggyback not only on the spell, but on the things that had already been set in motion by demons.

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    In which the Winchesters meet a different breed of hunter, causing tiny ripples that turns their world on its head. And brings forth the winds of change. For better or worse.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Dealing with their family's tragic fate, with only Cat and Sansa left. They try to be strong for each other. But some how some way they have to deal with their own grief.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    Bookmarks:
    5
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    There is no logic in anxiety, but each time his hands find their way to her warm, coconut scented skin, he worries about pleasing her. Information is power, so as their relationship grows more intimate, Spock decides to research human sexuality. What could go wrong?

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    10,336
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
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    66
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    57
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    The formative years of Zach Olsen, a slacker plagued by mommy issues and an inability to keep away from his friends' sisters.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    OMC the funniest thing ever. Your cheeks will hurt after reading this.

    Dean comes home early and finds Sam and Castiel having sex. He decides to ask his brother about it, while making it as painful for him as possible.
    This is not a jealousy fic. Dean has no designs on Castiel.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    11
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    22
    Bookmarks:
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    Voldemort is dead, and the Light have finally won. Never knowing what a real family or love felt like; Harry Potter sought only those things in his life. Finally having his family all together in 12 Grimmauld Place will lead Harry on an adventure where he will be more than surprised to find the love of his life. Rated M for eventual slash. Extra warnings at beginning of each chapter.

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    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    53
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    if your flatmate happens to be in the same class as you and they miss class what is the appropriate thing to text them when you want to appear calm and levelheaded but also want to express careful concern about their wellbeing? ‘hey bro hope you’re doing okay’???? ‘hey man i didn’t see you in class but i’m totally not freaking out or wondering if you were kidnapped by aliens or anything i’m just fairly certain you’re not sick and i need to be reassured that you did not get hit by a bus on the way to class’?????? ‘are you dead’???????????
    #help a bro out

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    The tumblr of Peter Donaldson through the year 2015.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    16
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    Hux discovers Kylo mastubrating to pornography in their room.

    Set in the Madame That's Not A Hedgehog universe

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    1,334
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    Bookmarks:
    3
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    All of the Bangtan boys are in this group chat and have shit conversations that are actually either funny or smutty.

     

    and honestly the biggest mistake in my life

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    Chapters:
    21/?
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    32
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    Jung Hoseok had a policy: you don’t date the cute hoobae from the dance team, no matter how cute said hoobae is or how much they throw themselves at you. You just don’t.

    In which Hoseok’s dance team is preparing for a competition, Jimin brings in a newbie and Hoseok sees him everywhere all of a sudden.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    Secrets could only be kept for so long on a starship.

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    2
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    requite (verb) 1 a : to make return for; repay. b : to make retaliation for; avenge. 2 : to make suitable return to for a benefit or service or for an injury.

    Jimin, a soft-hearted retail supervisor, moonlights as a professional cuddler to buy a new loft.

    When the object of his workplace obsession offers to help him move, and subsequently moves himself in, Jimin hopes that his lonely daydreams are coming true. Until, the silver-tongued squatter begins to demolish Jimin's 'happy place' and inflict fresh wounds over old scars.

    Devastated and frustrated, Jimin soon meets a new cuddle-client who encourages him to question—and ask for—what he really wants.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    17
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    1
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    A one shot with a different take to the Berena dynamic. Some strong swearing.

    Months of dislike, and now something else is brewing...

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    53
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    146
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    3664
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    "taehyung, are you wearing my iron man t-shirt?"
    or a story of a bad boy jeongguk, who has a soft spot for the living masterpiece, named taehyung.

    Language:
    English
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    10,813
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    227
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2885

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