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    Veryhotsexyten added you as a friend

    This is chat based story on how Johnny and Ten met and hopefully became boyfriends lmao. I'm bad a summaries.

    This was supposed to be only texts but it's turning into a full story. Rip me.

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    Steve cheats/leaves Tony for Bucky once he finds him in Berlin, and Tony doesn't know how to deal with it so, he slips back into old habits. This is NOT Steve friendly, I shit all over his moral and character. If you like Steve DO NOT read. Steve is a huge abusive dick in this.

    Extra info; After CHAPTER 4, everything goes down hill as much as abuse and emotional minulation/dub con goes. If these topics make you uncomfortable DO NOT READ after chapter 4! There are some chapters after, sandwiched in that don't have those topics.

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    This is a reboot to my reimagining of the Total Drama series, one which is reworked to feel more like the real show than the previous one, while still being my own personal spin to it! Unlike the original story, which featured changes to character families and stuck with the original cast until Season 3, this reboot/redux changes the cast from Season 1, using characters from all seasons mixed into one! Including Ridonculous Race. There is also a third host(ess) alongside Chris and Chef to add to the fun of it all. There are still 22 campers, 1 $100,00 grand prize, and only 1 winner. Who will win? Who will lose? Read to find out!

    There will also be both canon ships and crack ships galore in this!

    While this isn't canon to my original redo story, that one is written off in the first episode as technically existing but technically not at the same time. Once more, you will need to read to find out.

    Note: I control the elimination up to the Finale, at which point it's up to you guys, the readers, to comment/message who you want to win in the end! The other fanfic didn't have this largely due to already being finished at the time of posting.

    New Chapters will always be posted on Wednesdays.

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    mingyu decides it'd be a fantastic idea to add a few of his friends from school to a group chat. hilarity ensues.

    or, 13 guys end up in a group message that was started for school purposes but has instead become a boiling cesspit of bad jokes and sexual innuendo.

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    21/?
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    “You want to seduce him, don’t you.”

    The way that he said it put Damien in a tizzy. He wanted to defend himself from the way it was phrased — it was a non-question, one meant to just get affirmation. It was also the fact that he meant much more than that, but instead, he just grinned and leaned against his boyfriend.

    “I do.”

    “But… for more than just in bed, right?”

    ______

    Shayne and Damien discuss throwing dating another coworker into the mix, one Shayne has known for years and one Damien is just getting to know. So naturally, Damien is the one to try and make it work.

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    “Steven… I deserved it, I promise…”

    Steven, a happy-go-lucky fourteen year old boy who'd had his fair share of traumatic things happen in his life, is still able to keep a real smile on his face despite what he's seen- until he suddenly gets thrown for a loop when he discovers that a dark, horrible secret had been hidden from him and the Crystal Gems by his own friends.

    Peridot knows she's hiding something deep from Steven, but she just can't bear doing so anymore. She knows he has to know- or at least someone has to know about the pain and trauma she's been hiding behind her bright green visor.

    ~POV switches back and forth between Steven and Peridot with every new chapter, except for every tenth chapter~
    ~Takes place after Lars's Head~
    ~Trigger Warnings: Abuse, Rape, Past Abuse, Past Rape, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Major Character Death~
    ~Named after the beautiful song 'Without the Lights' by Elliot Moss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmnXGvXYpKg~
    ~OFFICIAL PLAYLIST HERE: https://8tracks.com/jasperscheesepuffs/without-the-lights-official-playlist~

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    the (mis)adventures of xiuchen

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    jaehyun and johnny run "night night," a steadily rising pop culture podcast recorded in the heart of chicago. messiness ensues.

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    I’ve been here before. But really, I haven’t. That sense of déjà vu hits me, but I know with absolute certainty that I have not experienced this. It only feels like I’ve done this before because I have dreamt up this exact scenario so many times, I know it by heart. I have been playing it over and over again in my head since my sexual awakening, each subsequent time refining the details and adding nuances as I discovered things about Scorpius Malfoy over time.

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    Being a Tantric Witch is harder than you think. First, dealing with the fact that you got it from your mother. Second, the trauma from finding the ten pounds of anal beads in the back of her wardrobe confirming that you got it from your mother. Third, it's pretty hard to be a hero when your power comes from sex, lust, and rock'n'rollin the boat. The fourth and most difficult part about the whole thing though?

    My name is Taylor Hebert... and I look like a fucking stripper.

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    Stress and alcohol can make you do really stupid things. Like sleep with your girlfriend's friend's boyfriend.

    That was the only way to rationalize what they did. As for everything that happened after—all the lying, cheating, yelling, breaking, mending, falling in love, falling out of love—all of that? Well...

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    A.Ham created a Group Chat.

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    Total crack about Class 1-A getting taught Sex Ed. It's a mess. A bit of tododeku near the end.

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    King Alistair and Inquisitor Trevelyan have both faced numerous obstacles in their lives - from Orlesian nobles to darkspawn. Now they team up to embark on their biggest challenge yet - seducing Cullen.

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    Great. Do you want to eat me out after picking me up?

     

    Marcus nearly drops his phone. She can’t be serious.

    He doesn’t know how long he keeps staring at this screen, but it soon lights up with another text.

    Marcus? Hello?!

    With shaky fingers, he types a reply.

    Uhm. Are you sure?

    Abby immediately responds.

    Of course, I’m sure. It would be much easier than doing it myself. Not to mention more pleasurable.

    AKA Abby accidentally messing up a text and Marcus freaks out about it.

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    1...2...3... Kent had to make a conscious effort to steady his breathing at his knowledge of his companion’s close proximity, “He is a well bred stallion, so he ought to be of no mean size.”

    “Hmm, but size does not account for all. You must consider performance, my dearest companion.”

    Mine or the horse’s!?

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    A place where I'll keep all my submissions for the Olicity Hiatus Fic-a-thon! Tags/ratings etc will be updated as more fics are added.

    Special thanks to thebookjumper on Tumblr for creating this amazing writing project!! <3

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    Jyn came up with an idea of doing something new and different to help spice up her and Cassian's sex life. Getting a bikini wax was the wrong idea.

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    sssss: cheolie

    hot single dad: it's 3am, what do you want hannie

    sssss: the new kid
    sssss: he's the church boy, the hot one
    sssss: we should taint him

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    Michael "Mike" Munroe and Samantha "Sam" Giddings, the only survivors from the horrid night in what once was the Washington's lodge, are now twenty-one and nearing graduation. They've both kept in close contact since that unfortunate day and they'd thought things from that night had been forgotten but something snaps in Mike, reminding him of everything that happened that night.

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