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    With the cluster has been neutralized, Lapis saved, and Jasper screwing off in a hole somewhere, Peridot is finally able to relax. Unfortunately, this relaxation leads to a few realizations, the most prominent being how different she really is. With a little help from Amethyst, she hopes to better figure out her place. What she doesn't realize is how close to Amethyst that place is.

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    The tranquil afterglow of a session of afternoon delight is shattered by a rather strange acting Sherlock.

    Series
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    Seamus has gathered his old dorm mates for a night at the pub. With Ron running late, Seamus prompts his mates to confess some very personal things.

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    Culverton Smith has drugged London's tea supply, making everyone randomly burst into song and dance. That's right. It's a Sherlock musical.

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    6/?
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    5
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    A podfic of "lay your hands on me" by Merideath.

    "When people needed her help, it generally involved coffee, hacking or a heavy dose of sarcasm. Steve didn't usually need a hand."

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    1/1
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    Urie just wanted coffee. That's all he wanted. He didn't ask for this.

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    It's so damn hard to gather a group of, well, nutters, and save the galaxy from big-headed monsters and their mosquito buddies, when you're accompanied by a ridiculously sexy drell, who can make your knees go weak by just existing. But Robyn Shepard is trying.

    --
    This story may or may not last through ME2 and 3. Updates ought to occur once a week, but you never know.

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    25/?
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    Together they were precise flicks of glinting metal and swooping loops of verdant green. Two unlikely friends, apart for centuries, are now finally reunited with one goal in mind.

    With reckless abandon, Loki and Sesshomaru will defeat The Mad Titan, the Other, and their armada set on Earth’s destruction.

    Lime sherbet and aviators are obviously just a part of their strategy to assist the Avengers

    AU Xover, set after the first Avengers movie, before the second Thor movie. Sesshomaru/Tony Stark, Loki/Clint Barton. (IronLord, Frosthawk)

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    8/?
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    Small funny or dumb stories revolving around the Ace Attorney cast.

    I will also take and consider requests

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    19/?
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    There's nothing quite like getting yanked out of a dead sleep by a phone call, especially when you don't even know the person on the other end. But when you're as used to crazy as Steve, staying on the line doesn't seem like a bad idea at all.

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    Just some light-hearted stuff. Very short chapters. Daily life. For the Cullen lovers!
    Takes place post inquisition or during the inquisition, I switch to and fro.

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    10/?
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    noshery | 'näSHerē | noun (pl. nosheries)
    a restaurant or snack bar

    Your two moms own an LGBTQ+ café, the only queer-friendly café in the city. Since the day they first opened up the café you've spent every last free second hanging out in the place until you were old enough to work there and help your mothers run the place. In all your years working at the family café, you've met your fair share of fun, interesting people who were queer like you and who you'd quickly befriend. It isn't always so easy however, as the queer community is always under attack by bigots who don't accept you guys. But you don't let their meaningless harsh insults get to you. You have each other's backs for support. Together, you guys can get through this. With strength in numbers, you guys are strong.

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    Take all of the haikyuu kids and put them in the same college and add in every single sexual orientation and gender identity headcanon that I have, and what do you get? Lot of gay children and memes and just about everyone getting in deep trouble. Seriously, the cops had to be involved at least five times because of all the crazy shit you guys do.

    Aka the café/college au nobody asked for

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    Dirk Strider is a roboticist for the SBURB Corporation. This entitles him to several privileges, including a personal bodyguard in the event that his life is endangered. Not that he needs one. But as long as that bodyguard is Jake English, Dirk isn't complaining.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    Rajin High students are on a class field trip to a ski resort in the mountains. Shizuo starts to experience some strange dreams involving a certain flea, and Izaya continues to get on Shizuo's last nerve, only trying to get closer to his favourite monster. Shinra's making sexual innuendos and Erika can't keep her mouth shut.

    ((This is the new and improved version-chapters 1-20 are being revised))

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    15/?
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    Mila Madyson gets her world flipped upside-down for the better. She's barely living when Raphael walks into her life and gives her a reason to keep going.

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    Chapters:
    24/?
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    5
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    35
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    1
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    Dan and Phil watch Netflix in bed with no second intentions at all.

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    The Hunter is taken off the streets to the Yharnam Orphanage by a kind lady with a creepy smile. There, The Good Hunter meets other children and teenagers who soon become his friends.

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    1/?
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    King Alistair and Inquisitor Trevelyan have both faced numerous obstacles in their lives - from Orlesian nobles to darkspawn. Now they team up to embark on their biggest challenge yet - seducing Cullen.

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    13/?
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    Every time Peter is near Deadpool, his spidey-sense rings loud and clear. Before he can figure out why, his body decides that it's time to cartwheel the heck outta there.

    Cue the five times that Spider-Man makes a dynamic escape to get away from Wade, and the one time that he doesn't (wherein no one's too sure if that is a good thing or not.)

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    Semi Eita does not develop feelings for the people he's hooked up with.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    34
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    6
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