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Stripper/Priest AU - Dean Winchester has been having issues with his girlfriend of 5 years Jo Harvelle for a while now. One night things got ugly, Dean left and called up his brother, Sam, who convinced him to see a priest named Father Novak who runs the North Garrison church in Seattle. Little did Dean know there's more than one Novak in Seattle, and the one he met wasn't even a priest.
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Cougar Shot Down a UFO by nagasvoice
The Losers, NCIS: Los Angeles, Hawaii Five-0 (2010), The Avengers (2012), The Sentinel, Billy Jack, The X-Files
20 May 2013
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It just figures that, in the initial collision of Jake Jensen with Cougar, Jake's opening salvos would be loud, verbal, quotes of classic rock.
And it also figures that he'd be interrupting Cougar indulging in a nice, intense session of serious sniper brooding, aka lurking. What else is there to do, when sitting in the rocks in the hills above an Afghan village?
Well, he's about to find out...This is a work of affection and not profit, no infringement of any copyrights or trademarks on these characters is intended.
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Ten years have passed since Hermione's priceless private lessons with Professor Snape. Post-Hogwarts life hadn't been kind to her and when social obligations bring her back to the school, Hermione hopes for her erotic adventures with Snape to continue. This time, however, he won't be the only former Death Eater to broaden her horizon...^^
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- Part 3 of The Guilty Pleasures Of Hermione Granger
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Kagome only wanted to save a few hanyou children from starvation and mistreatment. How she ended up as a potential concubine of the Western Lord when she was brought before him to answer for her supposed crimes was beyond her understanding.
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The Doctor frowned at his sonic screwdriver. Whats wrong with you?" The small blue mushroom-cap tip of the device began to wiggle slowly in his hand. Setting 1, Rose thought. This escape was going to be very interesting.
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Written for prompt on the LJ Hobbit kink meme: Peter Jackson had enough of the actors' attitude so he dropped them in the middle of a New Zealand forest to teach them a lesson á la Tropic Thunder. And the only thing they brought with them, aside from their costumes and props, was one bag each, filled with ''necessities.'' Thus, the actors face a new kind of adventure, where some people embrace "method acting" while others complain, and Martin just hates them all.
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Hellsing: The Dusk by Waruitenshi
Hellsing, Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Symbiotes - Fandom, Spider-Man - All Media Types
18 May 2013
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Takes place a little before Alucard returns in the Manga Series. Integra recieves something strange, Alucard hasn't returned yet but he will, there's a new butler, and a strange new member of the group who is a human and yet isn't. And Pip's stuck inside Seras' head! Alucard/OC Romance. Sort of a Hellsing/Marvel Crossover. For more details you can check the notes and also read it LoL. Rated M to be safe.
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Have you ever wondered what would it be like working for the Hellsing Organization? Well, come and find out!
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“So why are you doing all this stuff? Shouldn’t your brother be the one interviewing the people he’s going to be staying with?”
Laura gets this look on her face as she pets Fenris’s head. “Derek...” She begins, picking her words carefully. “Sometimes Derek is an asshole.”
“Don’t go too easy on him,” Stiles snarks.
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stiles' quest for rough, dirty, and raunchy sex (aka 'Derek stop having sex with my soul and just do me instead') by day
Teen Wolf (TV)
17 May 2013
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Stiles likes it rough. Derek likes it slow and easy.
Stiles seeks out the pack and asks for their help.
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An innocent wank session ends up getting interrupted, and the Batter learns the beauty of endurance.
Silly inappropriate erections do somehow help in battle.
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- Part 11 of The Player's Adventures in Offland
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April 1st with the Novaks.
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- Part 42 of Mirror-Verse
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Gabriel and Balthazar have another plan to get Dean and Castiel to get together and release that UST.
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- Part 27 of Mirror-Verse
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No, really, fuck the police.
In which Benny gets Dean drunk, Dean causes trouble, and Cas is the arresting officer.
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Fraiser Hall by nnekers
The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Movies), Marvel, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America
15 May 2013
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- Part 1 of The Tale of the Superhusbands
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The challenge: make Hiei visibly flustered. Kurama thought it'd be easy, but Hiei's got a few tricks of his own. Let the game begin!
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A Million Fragments of You and Me by itsnotaboutlove
Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
14 May 2013
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A series of one-shots about Christopher Pike and the woman who captured his heart.
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- 26,340
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- 15/?
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How it All Began by caffeinatednightowl, Mirror_Verse for nekoshojo, NinaRooxx, Dalektable, hernameisgeorge
Supernatural
14 May 2013
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The beginnings of the Mirror-verse; how Gabe and Balthazar set out to make Destiel a reality, why Lucifer hates Sam, and how Balthazar came to blog!
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- Part 1 of Mirror-Verse
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Gabriel makes Castiel watch movie and it seeps into other things.
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- Part 19 of Mirror-Verse
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Gabriel, Balthazar, and Lucifer plot to make Destiel happen.
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- Part 15 of Mirror-Verse
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- 509
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