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    redolent adj 1 exuding fragrance, aromatic. 2a full of a specified fragrance, scented. b evocative, suggestive.

    Yoongi returns home to Orange County after two years at Seoul University and moves into a shared apartment with his younger brother, Taehyung.

    A memento discovered during the move triggers flashbacks of an intense, illicit affair with the 16 year-old "neighbor kid" in the weeks before Yoongi left for Grad school.

    As if his brother was not already chaotic enough, Yoongi is soon pulled into the bizarre microcosm of the building's inhabitants and forced to re-examine his ideas of 'right' and 'wrong'.

    And the "neighbor kid" is now his roommate.

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    Unmotivated business major Minhyuk didn't know what he was expecting when he decided to text the number he picked up from the bathroom outside the psych. hall, but getting attached to an architecture nerd named 'Chae' who used proper punctuation in his texts was not it.

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    Elsa's throwing a bachelorette party for Rapunzel & Megara, and hired Anna, a magician-stripper, as entertainment. Things get entertaining, until a card trick seems to go a little off the rails. More crack than the Liberty Bell.

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    Hanamaki, a young and aspiring inventor, needs someone eligible to test out his inventions.

    Matsukawa just so happens fill out those requirements and be in the mood to say yes.

    In the end, they never figure out if Matsukawa's dick can shoot out lasers.

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    "I don't want to fight"

    "Me neither sunshine, unless we're covered in lube and you're at the bottom"

    "What?" This is seriously confusing

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    Series starts at the end of the Season 8 finale. Dean stops Sam from completing the Third Trial of Hell (curing a demon/Crowley), Metatron steals Cas' grace, and Kevin is locked in the bunker -- but when the angels fall, Cas lands near the boys. Castiel can't heal Sam by simply touching his forehead, but perhaps there's another way. Cas feeds Sam his still angelic blood -- but while it appears to be helping Sammy, it's making Cas weaker and more human. Dean is forced to face his feelings for Cas, when the lives of the two people he loves the most are on the line. Cas struggles with his growing humanity, while Dean struggles with everything. But all is not as it seems.

    In this "episode," Sam has attacked Cas for his blood, almost killing him, but Dean saved his life. After Dean and Kevin lock Sam up, Kevin goes to bed, leaving Dean to take care of Cas, alone. The story starts in medias res, as Dean finishes changing Cas' bandages and they end up in bed together.

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    15/?
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    Sidney Freedman finds his spirits and libido lifted by a young widow.

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    Normally, people know not to mess with Mr. Gold, namely not to irritate him in any way shape or form, but his lovely, snarky new neighbor doesn’t seem to be aware of that yet, nor does she care.

    ***8/3 UPDATE: Hey look at that, the rating jumped up the 'E' already! :pervyface:

    ***8/11 UPDATE: I'm incredibly pleased to give a MASSIVE shout out to endangeredslug on Tumblr (a.k.a Endangered_Slug here on Ao3) for this fic's official title! Woo!
    So I was at my parents’ house when I read this suggestion for the title and literally almost fell out of my fucking chair laughing while my brain simultaneously exploded from overexposure to pure awesome, to where my mom knocks on the door of the room I’m in and sees me half dying with laughter like ‘wth’ holy shit, dude, that was pure GOLD XD

    Thanks to all who provided title suggestions via Tumblr, and to everybody who's been reading this fic, you all are adorable and I love you <3

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    AU. Six brothers live in Nagasaki, Japan, and each has a particular power. They must keep these powers a secret, no matter what, but at the same time, what happens when they start discovering that not all humans are bad? Some are even...lovable. AkaFuri. AoKise. MidoTaka. MuraHimu. KagaKuro. ImaSaku.

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    Louis es rudo y tiene el cuerpo lleno de tatuajes y perforaciones. Harry es dulce y siempre lleva arriba de sus rizos una corona de flores. Pero nada es lo que parece.

    Un ejemplo poco común de la frase "los opuestos se atraen".

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    Ema Skye has been summoned by Prosecutor Nahyuta Sahdmadhi for a disciplinary eight hour sermon after her mishap in the previous trial. But little does she know, he has more in store for her than a simple sermon. And little does HE know, he shouldn't have promised the sermon to last eight hours. (Done for the PW Kink Meme, EmaHyuta, Smut, Oneshot, AA6 Spoilers)

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    a continuation of the earth-x series, bits and pieces of the story or really... extras and fun stuff.

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    ‘What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined to strengthen each other, to be at one with each other, in silent unspeakable memories.’ ~George Eliot~

    Having a relationship in the Alliance is difficult. There are fraternization regs to uphold. However, the regs are a little more lenient when it pertains to married couples. Normally, they don’t serve on the same ship due to the possibility of the worst case scenario happening, as it does upon occasion, but in special cases it is possible to allow such instances, if there is a need. Especially when one such couple consists of a famous ‘war hero’ badass marine and a smartass pilot who is known to be the best in the Alliance fleet.

    This is their story. It will encompass all three Mass Effect games and beyond and will describe how their relationship survives through; the hunt for a rogue spectre, reanimation by a terrorist organization, and eventual invasion of the Reapers. It will test everything that their relationship is built upon; romance, love, lust, laughter, terror, grief, family, and hope. There are a few other words that come to mind about these two; stubborn, smartass, determined, loyal, dedicated…soulmates.

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    Published on September 25, 2016
    By AmazingYeol (SUBSCRIBED)
    1,366,511 views
    147K Likes
    543 Dislikes

    Me and my amigo Kyungsoo take a stroll through the deepest, darkest recesses of Tumblr. You're welcome. Be sure to subscribe to DOisnotonfire!

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    In which Hermione prevents Draco losing it... ALL.

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    The Rod Pod Squad barely manage to escape the clutches of the DJD and end up in Bumfuck, Nowhere. No credits, no jobs, very little energon, and a ship in need of repairs... What now?

    Sex sells, right? And apparently, crossfaction porn vids sell REALLY well.

    Wham, bam, in the van indeed!

    (Totally non-serious raunchy humor fic here, folks. More explicit stuff in future chapters.)

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    Drabble & one-shot collection for the shipwright, the archaeologist, and the love story they stumbled upon somewhere between Water 7 and the end of time. [Frobin]

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    Percy Jackson, a somewhat rebellious teen who couldn't care less about the supposed Greek gods. Now having some sort of gaming power and knowing the beings she scoffed are indeed real, she's having to max her skills and defends her loved ones. Can she handle the pressure of being the supposed chosen one, or will she crumble like the Titans before her?

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    Since when did being selfish mean you got to do a job that put a hundred sweaty, determined boys ahead of your own needs?

     

    - one headcanon per chapter.

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    It's so damn hard to gather a group of, well, nutters, and save the galaxy from big-headed monsters and their mosquito buddies when you're accompanied by a ridiculously sexy drell, who can make your knees go weak by just existing. But Robyn Shepard is trying.

    --
    This story may or may not last through ME2 and 3. Updates ought to occur once a week, but you never know.

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    Chapters:
    33/?
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    16
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