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    Barnes shook his head. “Dishonorable discharge. I’m done.”

    “It was a tiny detour! What were we supposed to do, let aliens take New York City while we sat around with our thumbs up our asses?”

    “How’d they even know we were there?”

    “My fault,” Barnes answered in clipped words. “I gave Captain goddamn America my name and rank during the Battle. He turned us in.”

    Steve stared, still eavesdropping, his shoulders hunching. He glanced around for something . . . yeah, something to hide behind.

    “What? Why?”

    They all stared at Barnes for an answer, at their Sergeant who’d led them through who knew how many battles. “Apparently, I . . . ‘lack honor’."

    There was a stunned silence. For several seconds, no one said a thing, a moment of pure motionlessness as the world buzzed past around them. Then one of the guys huffed. “Geez, Buck, what’d you do to Captain America? Fuck his sister?”

    The others began to make noises like they were trying not to laugh, but when Barnes snorted and looked away with a smile, the rest of the men began to chuckle and guffaw.

    “Senior citizen discount.”

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    The alien sex gas takes over Ianto, and Jack has to help him. References "Day One."

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    “I believe ‘foreplay’ is the human word for the exercise of lavishing one’s lover in pleasure before the act of penetration,” Spock was looking at Jim evenly again, but a little sad, and maybe a little… dreamy? as he uttered this next batshit crazy affirmation, “You deserve ’foreplay’, you deserved… lavishing.”

    Jim stared, mouth hanging open. Spock turned to face the elevator door like this was a conversation that was even remotely close to being over.

    “Hold up,” Jim choked out, “You don’t—that’s like sex sex, not ‘I gotta save my captain because it’s my duty’ sex.” Now Spock had the audacity to look embarrassed.

    “Well,” he said, “I suppose it is my regret that we engaged in the latter before the former.”

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    You know, the usual uber realistic story where characters have to give us some porn or they'll die.

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    There's got to be some kind of cosmic irony that vanilla is what starts the whole affair.

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    When the wackadoo ecosystem of Havarl wreaks havoc on the Tempest's resident salarian, Kallo Jath faces down his biological imperative.

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    If the road bends a certain way, it does so for a reason. Sometimes, that reason is giant spiders. Sir Ewain learns this the "hard" way.

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    On a diplomatic mission to a far off planet, Anakin accidentally eats a libido enhancing fruit. He tries to get Padmé to help him out at the dinner table, earning them an unexpected audience.

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    "Sam knows what he has to do, ignores Dean calling his name as he storms out of the room, fear and revulsion rolling in his gut. Sometimes you just have to sweat the fever out alone before you contaminate anyone else."

    (Sam gets hit with a love potion that makes it hard to keep himself in check.)

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    Series of smutty, kinky ficlets for various pairings, written for prompts on Tumblr.

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    92/?
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    In which Yuuri goes to Starfleet Academy, falls in love, stops a war, meets his soulmate, becomes a Communications Officer, and gets engaged. But not necessarily in that order. Also, Phichit seduces a Vulcan. Because of course he does.

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    There's a new drug in town, a warehouse full of dead shitbags (and newly empty of a strange, tropical-looking flower), and Karen Page has the kind of connections that might help him figure out what this shit is.

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    “The flowers didn’t make me want you, I’ve wanted you this whole time; please, Lucien.”

    A little growl escapes him, and Feyre gets impossibly slicker at the feral expression that overtakes his face, lips curling back before they descend hard on hers.

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    An absolutely ridiculous fan comic from way back in the day about Batman, Superman and sex pollen. Enjoy?

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    Prince Roman goes on a quest to hunt down the beast terrorizing his kingdom. Except he doesn't.

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    This is the first time I have written a girl on girl scene so hope it is OK!

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    A collection of prompts originally posted to tumblr focusing on Phil Coulson and Melinda May, as well as their relationship with other MCU characters. Stories include everything from AUs to episode tags. Each chapter will have it's own title and pairing in the description.

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    Joker gets what he wants, with a little help from Ivy.

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    "You have to rest up and be at peak capacity in...seventy-nine days, because I have wedding night fantasies that need to be fulfilled," Poe told Finn, squeezing his shoulder. "Speaking of: we have some last-minute wedding details to plan!”

    "Like how we're going to stop the First Order in two months?" Rey said, intentionally overly-serious, and she and Poe exchanged a glance, and then both looked at Finn and laughed.

    "Yeah, yeah, and what happened to Kylo Ren's head on a plate as a wedding gift, hmm?" Poe accused. “Better get going on that, dear, I hear they need like, a few weeks to set it into a wall mount.”

    Rey cackled.

    “You two are disgusting,” Finn sighed. “I don’t know why I love you so much.”

    ...

    Where our heroes are counting down the days to their wedding day, but they have to take down the First Order before the big day.

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    10/?
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    "Rhett leaned his back on the tiled wall, covering his face with his hands. What the hell was that? He wasn't angry at himself, just confused. He had always liked how Link looked like but not like this... Not in an attracted to him, kind of way."

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