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    Stiles had thought that, being a Prince and all, his life would have been easy --if boring-- and privileged. He had thought that he would spend his days riding on hunts, socializing with the kingdom's elite, and being spoiled by his father, the King.

    He was right, of course. As always.

    Until a grumpy "werewolf" --weren't they supposed to be more hairy and less gorgeous?-- landed in his father's dungeon and decided to open Pandora's Box right under Stiles' ass.

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    10/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    35
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    What if Dwalin as a young dwarf came to the Shire for whatever reason, and it turns out his One is actually a young hobbit by the name Bilbo Baggins. Well they hit it off and become quite taken with each other, and as is normal for the young and in love,sex ensues.

    Problem is Dwalin's nervous and embarassed because he has never done something like this before and is way out of his element. Fortunately for him, Bilbo finds this to be the hottest thing ever and is more than willing to teach Dwalin a thing a or two.

     

    WARNING: COULD BE CONSIDERED UNDERAGE MARRIAGE. READ THE NOTES FOR FURTHER EXPLANATION.

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    3/?
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    19
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    42
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    11
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    1286
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    Derek just wanted a touch-up. How did he end up in bed with this gorgeous person?

    Language:
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    816
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    165
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    22
    Hits:
    2486
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    They didn't come here to talk.

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    1,097
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    1/1
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    28
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    87
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1006
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    She grins more widely, bending down to kiss his shoulder and then dig her teeth into the side of his neck. “Hey, bet I can get you to beg me to fuck you.”

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    646
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    936
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    This is a mistake, Phil should say. You’re my subordinate. You’re too young. You look too much like my fantasy of Steve Rogers.

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    English
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    4,857
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    22
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    205
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2993
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    It's not that Jonny lies.

    Revised and expanded Feb 2014.

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    1/1
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    609
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    132
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    13799
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    Brett always gets to say where. Brett always gets to say when.

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    3,440
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    My fill for the Sex is Not the Enemy ficathon!

    P.K. and Carey decide to test out the showers in Sochi....

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    981
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    495
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    It's the only way that Stiles can escape. All the nightmares stop when he's being spread open for a hard fuck.

    Language:
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    3,956
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    4386
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    Hair conditioner is ever only used as lube in low-budget porn, but Tyler and Josh definitely aren't pornstars, okay.

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    344
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    224
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    Oh no! Marceline gets sent into the past by PB's time machine! As only one Marceline can be in the same time-line, the past's Marceline gets sent into the future! What will happen to the two Marcelines? Bad summary, I know. Simoline. Please, do not review if you have a serious problem with this pairing. Critiques welcome, no insults please. COMPLETE!

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    When Katherine Pierce lands in Beacon Hills while being chased by Klaus, it leads the Original to the town as well. Beacon Hills brings back old memories for Klaus, so he decides to stay. When Klaus figures out about the Hale Pack running around with a human boy and a banshee, he can't seem to help but mess with them, especially when he meets Stiles. Though the Hale Pack already seems to have been dealing with problems. Witches have infested Beacon Hills. Klaus begins to learn that the Hale Pack is way in over their heads when he finds out who the witches really are and what exactly they want.

    Language:
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    599
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
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    What happens when Taxes, Sherlock, glasses and GISHWHES collide? One-shot written at all hours of the day and night in a 48 hour run of hilarity.

    SERIOUSLY THIS IS CRACK IN ALL IT'S GLORY. LOOK AT THE TAGS... OMG THE *mrphgrrrrglll*

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    8
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    I got sick of searching for porn that I liked.

     

    Q is trying to avoid the Breeding Program that MI6 erected to deal with population

    problems. He hates the government in all shapes and forms. Q is still a hacker trying to

    slowly take over the world from your local coffee shop, while Bond is an agent of MI6

    sent to breed Q, because Mpreg exists in fanfiction. Seriously, it's just porn. I'm going to

    the special place of which there are threesomes.

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    1,387
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
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    41
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    4181
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    Red finds herself rather depressed after Lacey bodysnatches her new friend(/not-so-secret crush) and Emma prescribes a night of letting loose and getting back in touch with her Ruby side. She does NOT prescribe picking up an on-the-prowl, bored with Gold, Lacey. But she does. It escalates.

    Language:
    English
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    19,952
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    27
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    143
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    3630
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    At least one Hale knows how to be happy

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    4
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    1
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    For the Sex Is Not The Enemy ficathon.

    Prompt: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luoptc9vpo1qlgh3uo1_500.jpg

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    14
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    2
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    441
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    Between the series finale and PKW, Braca, Scorpius, and Sikozu enjoy some kinky sex involving I Yensch bracelets and Qatal mollusks. This time, Scorpius does the watching.

    Language:
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    1,335
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    9
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    3
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    146
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    Summary

    Gay. Homosexual. Really, really into dick.

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    English
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    9,609
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    221
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    3091

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