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    Prince Thranduil of the Woodland Realm promised himself to never love again. Prince Thorin of Erebor promised himself to never need love. Both of them are different in all the ways you can imagine, and yet they are more alike that they care to admit.

    When a political marriage force them to share their time with one another they will realize some promises are meant to be broken.

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    All Michael wants to do is know if he belongs. He feels his mate near, but the latter does not feel the same. Demons are known for their tendencies to touch and go on little heated Omegas rather than mate. Michael isn't really a patient Strigoi either. He wants answers now.

    There are MANY Alphas who would love to take the place of Geoff in Michael's heart, however.

    It's a good thing that Michael has his Alpha to help him out whenever in need, if he wasn't so busy taking care of his mated Omegas, to top it all off.

     

     


    Maybe Michael was just a dud - unfit for any potential love interests or mates. None of it - nothing that he felt was real; nothing that he felt meant anything; nothing that he felt so near and dear to his icy, infuriated heart about that succubus of a demon mattered - at all.

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    12/?
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    A claim from spn-masquerade, Round 2.

    Original Prompt: "J1 is a species –est he doesn’t want anything to do with the human hybrids. He has a lot of complaints. Hair/fur in unsightly places, rough tongue, knots, self lubricating. Then he finds his one true mate and wouldn’t you know his mate has animal in him. J1’s complaints go out the window."

    Jared's family is anti-hybrid, and Jared doesn't think he could ever be attracted to one, until he meets hybrid Jensen.

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    Ian goes into heat, Anthony and Joven are there to help him through it.

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    A claim from Round 1 at spn-masquerade.

    Original Prompt: "Omegas are incredibly rare and it's seen as good fortune to the pack if they have a bonded omega. So when one comes of age, every alpha in the pack has to attend their first heat in the hopes of finding the omegas match, and if a knotting takes place they're considered mated.

    Jeff's happily married to beta Jatred, and hates the first heat ceremonies, but has no choice about participating. He always hangs back, hoping the omega will mate before his turn, but when the pack leader's youngest son has his ceremony, Jeff finds himself bonded to Jensen.

    It's hard on all of them, Jared's jealous at first, and Jensen feels like he's intruding on a relationship where he isn't wanted. But the three of them have to figure it out in a hurry once they find out that Jensen's pregnant."

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    Roosterteeth is full of Alphas, Betas, and Omegas. With the large number of employees, relationships are inevitable. Within the love-filled company, the quiet Ray has yet to present. Upon finding out which class he is in, he has no clue how to act like average for his type. Ryan tries to help him as much as he can, but there are some things the Alpha just can't bring himself to talk to the lad about.

    Meanwhile, Geoff and Michael are a newly mated couple, having recently exchanged the sealing marks on each other's bodies. They struggle when their most beloved dream is about to come true but is crushed before their very eyes.

    Finally, Gavin and Burnie are a fresh couple trying to work out the kinks (Barb would be so proud) in their relationship. They struggle to decide whether their love can over-power their many differences, and find a solution in an unlikely place.

    Follow these couples through their crazy lives, and hold onto your hats because I'm in this one for the long haul if you are.

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    7/?
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    Dean has always been a free spirit. For 30 years he's been a free Alpha male hunting jobs and beta girls. And now, almost at his 30's, he has the weight of the law and the ticking of his internal alarm clock stating "you have to mate NOW".
    Sam is a Meta with a purpose in life, a career as an important Doctor and a girl. The white picket fence American dream
    Castiel has been an outcast his whole life. A mated Omega with no mate.

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    Erik is ready for an omega to come into his life. But this omega isn't the submissive statistic type. This only makes Erik love Charles more.

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    16/?
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    35
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    Omegaverse AU. When John came down to breakfast that morning, the only thing on his mind had been getting to school on time. But by the end of the day there he was, bonded for life to someone he had met only hours earlier.

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    The music was too loud and the smell of smoke, cigarette and drink was everywhere, my friends called me but I could not answer i was frozen, I'm going to faint, I can taste his toxic scent in the tip of my tongue, look at him is like staring the sun for a second and another drowning in the dark cold sea and all I can see are the most beautiful and bright green eyes in the entire world and his name is around my mind like a snake surrounding his prey DEAN DEAN DEAN.

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    Prompt: Jensen is a scientist who's finally cloned the megafauna of your choice - woolly mammoth, giant elk, sabre-tooth tiger, giant sloth etc - only to find that it's not just an animal but a were who transforms into Jared. They end happily ever after, once Jensen's introduced cro-magnon Jared to 21st-century life and Jared has persuaded uptight Jensen to give into his primitive urges...

    For spn_masquerade Round 2 Winter 2015.

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    Nagisa finds a Chinese board game hidden in his attic, and calls his friends - Haru, Makoto, Rei, Rin, and Ai - to play it with him at Haru's place. Unfortunately it turns out to be more than just a simple board game, when they soon find themselves sucked into an alternate reality where only winning the game can bring them back home!

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    Unfortunately, Bilbo’s clever solution to muffle his own pheromones doesn’t stop Fíli’s from getting to him.

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    Getting accepted into Prescott Academy had to be one of the highlights of Louis' life after being kicked out when he identified as an omega.

    The plan was simple; kick ass at footie , meet some nice Betas or Alphas, stay the fuck away from any other Omegas, regulate his heat ,avoid his sisters at all cost and excel in all of his AP classes.

    Only thing is that fate threw him in the direction of the Styles Triplets and they are the furthest thing, from the nice sweet Alphas he had in mind and as time goes on he finds himself falling for the three idiots and into their dark world and goddamn it why did they have to have dimples?!.

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    8/?
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    Still, his eyes slid away from Nitori’s face, accepting the forced smile with one of his own. Nitori seemed to deflate a little when Rin retracted his gaze, chewing his bottom lip and backing up a slow step.

    "I-I’m gonna go get something to eat. I’ll see you at practice, okay Senpai?" Rin nodded, letting Nitori’s footsteps recede entirely before hugging the jacket to his face and inhaling deeply. It smelled like Nitori; both the scent that clung to him naturally and the laundry detergent he used. Despite the frustrated knot in his stomach, Rin smiled against the fabric.
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    Rin's never been sure if Nitori likes him in the same way or not, and he's quickly starting to discover why that is.

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    9/?
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    16
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    This is a drabble collection series, out of order in some places, just extras from the cutting room floor. Each drabble will have tags in their author's note, just in case there's something new or distressing. Just two AUs right now but can change. A summary of each AU is in the first chapter.

    -Private School AU
    -Kittens!verse
    -Alien AU (coming soon)

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    15
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    14
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    Sam is an Alpha, like the rest of his—maybe dysfunctional—pack, until he’s kidnapped and turned into an omega as revenge for the vampire Luther’s death. After rescue, Sam is overwhelmed, his nerves chafed by his now smothering and over-protective pack. His mind is already bucking against his changing body and new instincts, but then the other shoe drops—Dean is Sam’s true fated mate. Sam bolts, taking off in the night, and ends up stuck in a backward town where omegas—particularly males—are treated as property, awarded to the last Alpha standing in a grand public spectacle of won dominance. Dean manages to find Sam in time to save him, but at what cost?

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    50
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    12
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    After a horrible plague left all humans infertile, a team of desperate scientists found hope in the Alpha Omega Project, a secret experimental human breeding program. They had a plan, the genesis of a brand new world, and they would have succeeded too had experiment #4503 never met experiment #3678. A few numbers shouldn’t cause so much trouble. (Dean/Castiel).

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    ¿Un Omega en Celo, suelto por la Capital? Hablaba de peligro seguro. Oberyn tan siquiera quería asegurarse de que medidas justas fueran aplicadas a este tipo de situación—Y no, su interés no tenía nada que ver con el gruñido naciendo en su garganta, o la dureza de sus músculos, preparándose para defender lo que había descubierto primero que nadie…

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    Español
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    19,616
    Chapters:
    9/10
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    27
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    2
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    395

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