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    Prince Thranduil of the Woodland Realm promised himself to never love again. Prince Thorin of Erebor promised himself to never need love. Both of them are different in all the ways you can imagine, and yet they are more alike that they care to admit.

    When a political marriage force them to share their time with one another they will realize some promises are meant to be broken.

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    "E-eren" Levi moaned when eren grind against his butt. " Your mine Levi only MINE." He growled against Levi's neck before biting hard into the flesh. "Y-yes i'm yours forever." Levi said

    "I love you Levi"

    "Love you to Eren"

    (So I suck at summarys :'( )

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    "Louis quiere venganza y hará lo que sea para conseguirla.

    Incluso esconder su naturaleza Omega, drogarse para ser un Alfa y sufrir hasta desear estar muerto."

     

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    See title. Or, the best laid plans…

    Warning: Please do read the tags provided and consider all possible implications. However, there is no underage sex and no ‘on-screen’ non-con sex for anyone. (NB: 16 is the age of consent in 31 US states and many other places.) Most of the squick—which may be quite a lot, depending on your threshold—also happens ‘off-screen’

    Rule of thumb: if you’re easily squicked or likely to be triggered, please don’t read. Otherwise, I hope you enjoy, because this story is—as ever—essentially a R♥mance!

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    “Y’know, I’ve got some tickets to the World Cup. Suites,” Harry boasts, wrapping his arms around his Omega’s waist.

    Louis’ cerulean eyes brighten — brighter than Harry’s ever seen them before. He manages his clap his hands from between the Alpha’s grip.

    “World Cup! That’s bloody mad!” he shouts.

    “Only the best for my Omega.”

    Then, Louis is reaching a hand into the pocket of his jeans. When it’s pulled out, the reveals the two, dark–coloured tickets in his grip. He’s smirking.

    The Omega says, “You mean these tickets?”

    “Okay, kid, you’ve got to stop stealing from me.”

    Harry’s a con–man/Alpha who’s been in the business for far too long. Louis is the pretty little Omega/pick–pocket who wants in on the game.

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    A Sam roams the bunker and the room that use to belong to his brother. He finds dean's family photos. He's seen them before, a picture of his mother Mary, his older brother at a much younger age. But there is one photo he hasn't seen before, a photo of Dean holding a newborn pup in his arms. He never knew that his Omega brother had ever been pregnant or given birth. Sam can't help but wonder why his brother would keep this secret.

    After the mark of Cain is safely removed from Dean's arm, Sam has the urge to question Dean about the photo, but Dean had gone through so much and still isn't quite himself as he deals with the actions he committed while under the influence of the mark. Sam instead tries to get him and Dean back into hunting. When a list hits the internet with the names of supernatural beings located in a town by the name of Beacon Hills, Sam thinks it a great opportunity. The moment they step into Beacon Hills the truth about the photo, and many other things comes out.

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    After a horrible plague left all humans infertile, a team of desperate scientists found hope in the Alpha Omega Project, a secret experimental human breeding program. They had a plan, the genesis of a brand new world, and they would have succeeded too had experiment #4503 never met experiment #3678. A few numbers shouldn’t cause so much trouble. (Dean/Castiel).

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    Light is a being of intellect, not of instinct. He tells himself this to the point of nausea, until his vision blurs and his hands shake.

    (Omegaverse AU.) Eventual LxLight.

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    In a world where Alphas have all the power and Omegas are seen as little more than property, Omega Eren Jaeger is captured, separated from his best friend (practically his brother) Armin, and sold off at a slave auction. The Alpha who buys him, however, is none other than Levi Ackerman, reclusive billionaire Alpha and co-founder of the Wings of Freedom. The very same infamous Wings of Freedom organization that that seeks to rescue Omegas, and help them to find safe places to live and work.

    Desperate to find Armin and help others like him, Eren joins the Wings of Freedom. He soon becomes tangled in a dangerous web of high society and politics, and discovers a secret that could change the very foundations of the world he lives in. And beyond all that, Eren cannot deny the strong attraction he feels towards the Alpha who rescued him, and is determined to uncover Levi's mysterious past.

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    Stiles just had his preheat, but he's way younger than average, and the Sheriff takes him to a doctor to get him checked out.
    Cue a thorough medical exam by a concerned doctor, and embarrassment from little Stiles who likes being on his knees in front of his father more than he thought...

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    Phil and Clint decide they're ready to have a child.

    Could be seen as the same story line as King of Snark.

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    The story of the omega, Josh Colcord, and his alpha, Henri Barre, as their pack confronts the multitudes of the Necropolis Corps, the Hunter's Soldiery's slayers of the undead.

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    Carefree, go-go dancer on the side, handsome as fuck, modest Jensen is hard at work during another summer in the Translation Office at Columbia University.

    He’s going about his beloved routine of yelling out his window on the sixth floor, when a man walks into his life and throws it completely off course. This man happens to be ten months old, with a knack for drooling and a fondness for raspberries on his tummy.

    Attached to this man is the office newbie, Jared, whose sole purpose in life is to lecture Jensen about his work ethic and office organization. Jared can't stand a mess; Jensen's life is nothing but one.

    With musical selections from Edith Piaf, Rihanna, and Rufus Wainwright, plus one rainbow umbrella with the word MANEATER on it, this might turn out to be an interesting summer after all.

    [Big Bang 2015, art by Bflyw.]

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    The Phantom of the Opera AU where Omega!Stiles plays Christine to Alpha!Derek's Phantom.

     

    Except in this version, people hit high notes for completely different reasons.

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    Danny finds out he's going into rut.

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    The primary role of a Peacekeeper is to forge and strengthen soul-bonds between packmates. The sex is an added bonus.
    (In which Stiles is badass, magic-wielding Omega with a healthy libido, and the Pack's more than willing to 'tap that' if given the chance.)
     

     

    (Prompt: Omega Stiles/everyone, smutty.)

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    "Ah-sir, I have your drinks-" Rin turned at the voice behind him, trying to ignore the way it made his heart hammer in his chest. It was probably a little lower than he remembered, but when he looked down at the wide blue eyes staring up at him he didn't really feel like anything about Ai had changed at all. Ai's mouth fell open in surprise, his hands going slack around both coffees, dropping them to the floor at his feet. He squeaked, jumping back from the hot liquid but failing to tear his eyes off Rin, face pale like the alpha was a ghost.

    "R-Rin?"

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    How she first started to finger herself.

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    madtown oneshot collection

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    Demon/Angel AU. This story is a spin-off to my Bonded Verse stories, so please read those first! The story follows Noah and Jayden’s lives as they go through college, mating, parenthood, and life’s challenges.

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    41/?
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    48
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