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    Prince Jimin won’t want him now, Taehyung’s father told him as much. Betas didn’t end up with powerful alphas like Jimin, he said, and Taehyung’s heart broke. Betas only ended up with either each other or with the less popular alphas and omegas. Jimin won’t want him. Taehyung doesn’t stand a chance now.

    or, the one where Taehyung presents as a beta and his entire world comes crashing down

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    Juuzou Suzuya was lost. He had been ever since his partner, Shinohara, was hospitalized for a mistake he made.

    When he meets a stranger at a local sweet shop Juuzou couldn’t help but be intrigued when this person actually spoke to him. This encounter, cut short by a new assignment: the 17th District where a Ditch Digger binge eater wreaked havoc, left Juuzou wanting to see the stranger again.

    Together, Juuzou and his new partner Kaneki track down the binge eater a little too easily and they find out why when Aogiri Tree attack, overwhelming them with sheer numbers.

    When all seemed lost and Juuzou would never see the mysterious stranger again a new ghoul defends them both with a strength neither had ever seen. And worst yet, this ghoul didn’t use its kagune in the chaos that nearly killed them.

    They code name this ghoul White Knight but was this ghoul a friend or their worst nightmare?

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    8/?
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    About 28 years ago and group of miners had dug too deep in the Earth and discovered something astonishing. A colony of large humanoid creatures stand huddled together, nothing but blood decorated the tunnel around them. The miners closed off the tunnel until the government got their hands on it and the creatures were released to the world. No one has made the effort to rid the monsters off the face of the Earth. Will that change, or will the creatures continue to repopulate until every human is dead?

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    11/?
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    80
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    17
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    Shadow has been watching humans and how their society works, thinking of his own, his past life. Meanwhile, a boy is running for his life seeking shelter and hopefully safety. Shadow saves the prototype and forces the unstable robot to stay with him for the winter months.

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    Levi is a high school student, and has suppressed his heats for a long time. Now he has forgotten something, and needs the help of one handsome blonde teacher.
    (I'm not good at summaries.. It's basically the story of Levi's heat and what happens after.)

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    10/?
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    193
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    15
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    Eren - 18 years-old, omega, rich, handsome, popular, student. He had every reason to be happy with the hand he had been dealt by life. Or so he thought.
    Levi - 33 years-old, short, grumpy, foul-mouthed, powerful alpha, international spy. He only lived for his job. What else could there have been to life? Oh how he had been wrong.

    When these two meet, their beliefs and pillars are shaken and the changes this brings are not necessarily welcome.
    Add in a dash of action, mystery, and angst, and there you got it: Stop hiding.

     

    Disclaimer here, of course!
    I do not own Attack on Titan (characters, locations, etc); it all belongs to Hajime Isayama. This is a work of fiction purely for entertainment purposes and I gain no profit from this.

    * Please check tags regularly as they are updated as the uploads come.

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    24/?
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    A collection of Harry/AnyMale one-shots inspired by anything really. Details at the beginning of each chapter.

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    50/50
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    Disclaimer: I do not own or claim to own the characters used in this non-profit piece of fanfiction. I am merely using their likenesses/settings for my own enjoyment (and hopefully the enjoyment of others).

    Once upon a time, James Buchannan Barnes thought he had it made; he was making a name for himself as one of the NYPD's finest detectives, had a wonderful group of friends and had met an omega whose beauty, brains and charisma had him wondering just how in the hell he'd become so lucky.

    However...

    After one, fateful night (a marriage proposal fluttering on his lips) Bucky finds out that Tony Stark is actually Anthony Carbonell, a Don as devious as a snake and twice as venomous.

    Heart-broken, the alpha tears himself away and buries himself in his work.

    It's a shame that New York's infamous Iron Man isn't ready, willing or able to let him go...

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    7/?
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    61
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    In response to this prompt on SPN Kink Meme: "AU. Alpha Cas and male Omega Sam are happily married. They fell in love and married very young. When their (biological) son Dean presents as an Alpha however, things change. Dean is possessive of his mommy, Sam, and he starts to develop incestuous feelings for him. When he pops his knot at 12, he starts trying to seduce Sam, his own mother.

    When Daddy Cas, the prime Alpha in the house, is not around, he manipulates Sam into giving in to him, bit by bit ... until one day when he's 16 year old, Dean finally fucks his mommy."

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    18/?
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    Biologically, Stiles is weak. When he presented as an omega, he knew that to be the truth but that never stopped him from running his mouth as a defense mechanism. However, it could only save him so many times before he ended up pissing off the wrong person. After he's attacked in the parking lot outside of school, Stiles realizes he can no longer protect himself with just pure wit and sarcasm. When the attack lands him in the hospital, his dad forces him to pick between two options, report the alphas who attacked him or join a kickboxing gym run by omega rights activist and alpha, Derek Hale, a man Stiles has been in love with for many years.

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    18/?
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    The austerity of the Novak alphas preceded the young omega wherever he went. They guarded their youngest with ruthless tenacity, apparent to all but the recipient himself. Alas, the mere visage of freedom can only cage the flour-dusted angel for so long. Especially not with a voracious Dean Winchester doggedly picking at it.

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    Ñolofinwë takes on Fëanáro’s dare to try to seduce Lóravarnion and reveal that ‘she’ is not what she seems to be.

    (NOTE: Second Arc of the Future Pleasures AU, taking place three days after the first one. IT IS IMPORTANT YOU READ THE FIRST ARC.)

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    Stiles Stilinski finds himself drawn in to Derek Hale's dark world,

    A world that Derek does not want him to be apart of,

    Yet, he can't seem to push the endearing human away...

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    Scott is Mitch's alpha even though Scott's not actually Mitch's alpha.

    Mitch has never seriously entertained the idea of being mated to anyone.

    Things are about to change.

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    3/?
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    E-rated PJO and related fandoms Drabbles with Luke as the central character. There is a separate summary before each chapter.

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    16/?
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    54
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    Hotch va a divorciarse y ha decidido que Reid será su omega, aunque ni siquiera se lo ha comentado.

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    Omega Custody Centers run the gamut in reputation from government-subsidized whorehouses to safe, nonjudgemental sanctuaries depending on who you ask. They're found in any city of reasonable size, they'll take in any Omega who wants their services, and they'll connect any Alpha with a clean background to one of their clients in heat.

    Goodnight goes to his local OCC because he's desperate and needs the solace he's heard an Omega can find there. Billy only goes out concern for a fellow Alpha friend. Needless to say, nobody expects what they find.

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    13
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    Every monster Min Yoongi has ever killed had eyes as evil as his alarm clock (a relevant simile only if you love sleep as much as he does). This one's eyes, however, held nothing but beautiful innocence.

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    *

    Lydia turned to Derek, smiling brightly.

    “Welcome back, Mr. Hale. I didn’t think we’d see you back so soon. Have you reconsidered a membership?” she asked teasingly, if not a little smugly.

    “Still considering,” Derek chuckled softly.

    “Mr. Hale here has an invitation,” Malia said, eyes locked on the other patrons in the room.

    “How lucky for Mr. Hale,” Lydia responded. “I’ll go ahead and seat you, Mr. Hale.” she said, reaching toward the stack of menus.

    “He’s not in the dining room,” Malia called over her shoulder, “He’s in the Velvet Lounge tonight.”

    “The Velvet Lounge?” Lydia quirked an eyebrow, her eyes full of mischief. “Lucky, Mr. Hale, indeed,” she grinned lasciviously.

    *

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    Chapters:
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    A story about a lone wounded young man who gets lost in a dark forest, trying to survive out on his own but is eventually founded by an older boy who took pity him and takes him under his wing with his clan. But they both have a secret just one doesn't know yet.

    Will the young man be really safe and be happy again? Or will he just be in a worse place than where he was out in the lonely forest?

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    English
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    3,751
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
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    52
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    1602

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