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    taehyung get's yoongi to finally do things to him after being neglected

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    “Y’know, I’ve got some tickets to the World Cup. Suites,” Harry boasts, wrapping his arms around his Omega’s waist.

    Louis’ cerulean eyes brighten — brighter than Harry’s ever seen them before. He manages his clap his hands from between the Alpha’s grip.

    “World Cup! That’s bloody mad!” he shouts.

    “Only the best for my Omega.”

    Then, Louis is reaching a hand into the pocket of his jeans. When it’s pulled out, the reveals the two, dark–coloured tickets in his grip. He’s smirking.

    The Omega says, “You mean these tickets?”

    “Okay, kid, you’ve got to stop stealing from me.”

    Harry’s a con–man/Alpha who’s been in the business for far too long. Louis is the pretty little Omega/pick–pocket who wants in on the game.

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    Percy sets up Will and Triton. Sequel to 'After the war' and 'Imps and Bears'

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    Peter and Wade have sex. No you don't get it, not just for one day, but for 30 days. They have sex everywhere, literally. If they could have sex on the moon, you would see a shadow of them getting it on, on the moon (which may give Wade more ideas than it is worth). There is just sex, but what makes it totally unlike any other sex its that its with Wade and Peter, you know, awesome me, Deadpool. What do you mean I can't hijack an authors account and just write about me having sex with Spider-man?! Well guess what, I JUST HAD SEX, AND IT FELT SO GOOD.

    ***As the Author of this fic, I am sorry for what has been written as the story's summary. I am unable to delete the above statement unless I am willing to dance to the Copacabana song, as threatened by Deadpool.

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    22/?
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    Jared has lived in secret shame his entire life, being the first beta child born to the powerful Alpha of San Antonio Pack. When he ran away to find a new start and landed in Dallas, he never thought he could leave it all behind. But a chance encounter with the young and enigmatic Alpha of Dallas has everything from his past coming back as he fights for control over himself as feelings he never thought he'd have drive him closer and closer to the handsome Alpha and force him to examine his own nature and what it means to be an unconventional Beta for an unconventional Alpha.

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    High School AU: Derek is the head Lacrosse player at Beacon Hills High School and Stiles is an Omega that no one really knows. Stiles had been talking to someone online and wished they would meet up in real life but he knows it won't ever happen. He could only wish.

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    Just when Stiles is starting to reach panic-attack levels of stress, a leather jacket and firm thigh are pressed right up next to him, and an arm is casually thrown over his shoulder. Stiles looks up to thank this kind person who is saving his life, and suddenly forgets what air is.

    Because HOT. DAMN. Call the police and the fire-man, this guy is smoking.

    Or the AU where Derek helps save Stiles from an ex, and a steamy BDSM relationship ensues- with feelings all over the place.

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    3/?
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    Castiel was indeed well aware that finding a mate would prove difficult for himself, he was not brightly coloured and playful such as Gabriel, or powerful like Michael, he was simply Castiel - A sleek black fox boy.

    Dean Winchester is everything a wolf should be, powerful, smart, beautifully coloured.

    They're paired together on an English assignment and things get wild from there.

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    7/?
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    The omegaverse/werewolf AU nobody asked for.

    "By the time they find Jounouchi, it’s too late. He’s two hours into a chemical rut and his temperature has hit too high to administer the antidote."

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    35/?
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    Lindir accepts the honour of taking Elladan and Elrohir under Elrond’s watchful gaze, though their father is the one he truly wants.

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    "Ah-sir, I have your drinks-" Rin turned at the voice behind him, trying to ignore the way it made his heart hammer in his chest. It was probably a little lower than he remembered, but when he looked down at the wide blue eyes staring up at him he didn't really feel like anything about Ai had changed at all. Ai's mouth fell open in surprise, his hands going slack around both coffees, dropping them to the floor at his feet. He squeaked, jumping back from the hot liquid but failing to tear his eyes off Rin, face pale like the alpha was a ghost.

    "R-Rin?"

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    11/?
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    Jimin dials Taehyung's number before he can give it a second thought.

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    When Rumple gets his happy ending finally written he's in for a surprise, because little did he know Isaac was more mischievous and conniving then they had ever thought. Most of all he was horny, and we all know what happens when you try and do something on a hard cock.

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    Stay away from Meg.

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    Eren and Levi are mates. They bicker rather than coo and murmur, and Levi is always complaining because Eren is his Alpha and that is incredibly unjust. Eren is a brat and he knows it, and Levi is a diva and he shows it. Omega or no Omega, this raven-haired drama queen won't let anybody push him around or give him orders.
    ...except for the stupidly handsome, often grinning, generally dopey brat that just so happens to be his mate. His Alpha. His everything.
    Fuck.

    Or, the omega!Levi x alpha!Eren boyfriends fic that nobody asked for but you're getting anyway because it's fic Christmas! (not really, I just needed an excuse to write this to de-stress from UNI)

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    Demon/Angel AU. This story is a spin-off to my Bonded Verse stories, so please read those first! The story follows Noah and Jayden’s lives as they go through college, mating, parenthood, and life’s challenges.

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    43/?
    Comments:
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    Phil and Clint decide they're ready to have a child.

    Could be seen as the same story line as King of Snark.

    *This story has now been retrofitted with deaf!Clint*

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    8/?
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    "E-eren" Levi moaned when eren grind against his butt. " Your mine Levi only MINE." He growled against Levi's neck before biting hard into the flesh. "Y-yes i'm yours forever." Levi said

    "I love you Levi"

    "Love you to Eren"

    (So I suck at summarys :'( )

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    6/?
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    On the cusp of the Phantomhives choosing a mate for their son, Ciel is stolen from his bed and his home set ablaze by members of a sadistic cult with a penchant for torturing, abusing and sacrificing young omegas.

    The boy, struggling to survive in a dungeon of terrors and trapped inside a cage, screams out one last time for help.

    However, Ciel's troubles don't end when rescue finally comes. He faces a new life alone and orphaned while trying to recover from his kidnapping, filled with complications he hadn't been prepared for.

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    6/?
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    The story of the omega, Josh Colcord, and his alpha, Henri Barre, as their pack confronts the multitudes of the Necropolis Corps, the Hunter's Soldiery's slayers of the undead.

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    English
    Words:
    58,009
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    9
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1284

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