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    NOW WITH ART!!!

    It started with a Bug and an abstract mutter. It ended with kisses flavored with blood, cold blades and bite marks, drugged confessions and a twisted, shadow bred love that was never meant to be, unless, of course, it was. Raphael opens his heart to what he thinks is an equally broken spirit and pays for it tenfold. Meanwhile, others simmer and scheme against a backdrop of ugly truths.

    (Foot!Leo/Raph, full info inside.)

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    54/?
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    38
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    After the defeat of Calamity Ganon, Link presents as an Omega, something he kept a secret from everybody. Unfortunately a month later, his secret is revealed and Zelda, who is an Alpha, decides that she and Link will get married, something that Link isn't keen about in the slightest. Now after two months of dealing with an overbearing, possessive Zelda, Link decides to escape the castle for a bit so he can get some time away from her. During his time out he comes across a certain Zora who Link believes that he now has feelings for. Or maybe that's the heat that's talking...

    (The tags are all over the place now, I'm Sorry!)

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    9/?
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    It was a split second’s error in judgement that changed Jared's life...

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    17
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    846
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    When Uta-san visits Kaneki at the coffee shop, Kaneki breaks into his heat with no warning.
    Uta brings him to his heat room, his heat subsided but his temperature became unbearable.

    This is sorta a sequel to my previous Uta X Kaneki piece "Help Me Uta-san, I Need More" but they can be read separately.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
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    16
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    "Easy for you to say," Ron grumbled and added crudely. "Once I've gone through the Change, I'll be thirsting for cum until I'm pregnant.”

    Ron wakes up an Asmodeus, a species that can only survive on cum and fucking. Thankfully, everyone is very understanding and suddenly, Ron finds himself with the power to change the world.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
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    60
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    8
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    2179
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    Kim Seokjin is an omega that was casted out of his pack after bringing home the scent of alpha's belonging to another pack. Wounded and alone, he meets two omegas who eagerly take him back to their den. He quickly realizes the rest of the pack members are all alphas and they take him in generously. But his old pack will not forget his betrayal so easily. With him being a target of both his old pack and a rival pack seeking new omegas, will Namjoon and the rest of the alphas be able to protect them?

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    19/?
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    1731
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    218
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    25842
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    Levi is a high school student, and has suppressed his heats for a long time. Now he has forgotten something, and needs the help of one handsome blonde teacher.
    Established relationship!!
    (I hate summaries and they hate me.. It's basically the story of Levi's first mated heat and what happens after.)
    ~Updates every saturday~

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    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    224
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    483
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    47
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    13923
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    With silvery hair, a trickster smile, and a knack for disappearing, they called him The Ghost.

    No Alpha has ever claimed him, but Yuuri Katsuki won't settle for anyone else.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    445
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    92
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    Harry Styles meets Zayn Malik for the first time in the garden just outside of his families compound.

    He knows that as soon as he looks at Zayn everything will become real in a manner he hasn’t allowed himself to acknowledge so naturally, he looks everywhere else but up. Instead he focuses on the stone path his granny had put in last summer and the copious flowers at his surrounding. He finds himself thinking not for the first time how amusing it is that his granny- a very strong willed, no-nonsense woman- finds joy in something as cliché as gardening, funnier even is how it’s taken meeting his fiancé for the first time to truly appreciate it’s beauty. She’d laugh at him.

    --

    Or the one where Harry is an Alpha, Zayn's a rare Omega, and they've never met before but they're getting married in less than a week.

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    Levi has been through a tough life for the past 23 years of his life. He used underhanded ways to gain a living. One day, he was caught by the police and brought to the infamous prison where it's shaped like an ominous old castle. Inside, a lone Omega like Levi has to fight for himself against the throngs of Alpha's that are after him. He unexpectedly find Erwin Smith, the King of Ward 5.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    52
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    242
    Bookmarks:
    26
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    3630
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    On one of the rare on-world missions to be graced by both Kylo Ren's and General Hux's presence, the General gets exposed to a strange kind of pollen that leaves him lethargic and forces him to return to the ship. But when Kylo Ren returns to the Finalizer as well, it turns out that the pollen Hux fell into was more 'strange' than either of them bargained for...

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    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    129
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    839
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    Kisumi seems to be the centre of attention at the Mikoshiba's banquet. Meanwhile Rin struggles with the expectation being forced on him by his father. This leads to one messy evening.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Although Jim and Spock have developed a deep friendship over the first three years of their mission, neither of them is satisfied, each longing for a more intimate connection. As far as Jim knows, Spock and Uhura are still happily together, and there's no chance for him to be with Spock. But in reality, Spock and Uhura ended their relationship years ago, and ever since, Spock has been desperately trying to make Jim see that he's in love with him.

    After the loss of the Enterprise and the events on Altamid and Yorktown, Jim is struggling with major mental illness and Spock has finally given up any hope of his captain returning his affections. Can they correct their misunderstanding before it's too late?

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    1/1
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    32
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    140
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    37
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    Jungkook was never one to wax much philosophy- he left that up to his hyungs, who had taken him in with welcoming arms into their pack and showered him with gentle affection. It was comfortable and safe, knowing he was protected under the careful eye of their lead Alpha, Namjoon, who led them with a deep understanding and consideration that transcended some of the more traditional pack rules.

    But when Namjoon's brothers (soft-cheeked Seokjin and dark-eyed Taehyung) move in, things change. For one thing, Seokjin doesn't seem to like him very much, watching him with an unreadable expression and avoiding him. But there's something about the Alpha's scent that has Jungkook inexplicably drawn in.

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    126,792
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    918
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    1291
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    174
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    Harry and Louis don't get on at all.

    BUT they do, in fact, do an awful lot of getting off~

     

    Harry startled visibly, shaking off his deer in the headlights look and huffing quietly. Louis took a final, lingering glance along his scant frame, except the puppy chub at his hips, and then kept washing his hands with a faint sneer. He expected words, biting and sarcastic, as usual. Instead, he was met with silence. Confused, Louis turned back to him as he dried his hands, ready with a scathing remark. It died on his tongue. Harry's eyes were locked, very deliberately, on his crotch. His crotch, which was still unzipped, and therefore dick on display. Oh fuck.

     

    “My eyes are up here, Styles,” Louis growled, cheeks flushing despite himself as he reached to do up his fly.

     

    “Leave it.” It rasped from Harry's throat, thick and shaky. Louis froze, fingers cupping himself.

     

    “Excuse me?”

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    26
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    220
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    49
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    Biologically, Stiles is weak. When he presented as an omega, he knew that to be the truth but that never stopped him from running his mouth as a defense mechanism. However, it could only save him so many times before he ended up pissing off the wrong person. After he's attacked in the parking lot outside of school, Stiles realizes he can no longer protect himself with just pure wit and sarcasm. When the attack lands him in the hospital, his dad forces him to pick between two options, report the alphas who attacked him or join a kickboxing gym run by omega rights activist and alpha, Derek Hale, a man Stiles has been in love with for many years.

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    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    1105
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    Bookmarks:
    627
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    Omega Custody Centers run the gamut in reputation from government-subsidized whorehouses to safe, nonjudgemental sanctuaries depending on who you ask. They're found in any city of reasonable size, they'll take in any Omega who wants their services, and they'll connect any Alpha with a clean background to one of their clients in heat.

    Goodnight goes to his local OCC because he's desperate and needs the solace he's heard an Omega can find there. Billy only goes out concern for a fellow Alpha friend. Needless to say, nobody expects what they find.

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    Chapters:
    8/10
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    116
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    20
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    "How did you get in? You are not even old enough to be there." Ashton wonders about Luke's presence at strictly 21+ venue. The older man pulls back for a moment so he can take in the sight of naked Luke lying on his bed. Soft blond curls creating an illusion of golden halo surrounding his head. Big baby blue eyes staring at him hungrily.

    "Don't you worry about that." Luke purrs as he spreads his legs wider in an offering. "I'm just old enough for you to catch me on your knot."

    OR: Ashton and Luke Fuck, Luke still has daddy issues, Ashton still hates Hemmings Senior and they both discover a new kink.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1005
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    Originally wanted to make this into a series of smutty one-shots, however, I thought of a bit of a storyline and therefore this fic will now have chapters. It will probably still have mostly smutty chapters, but with a storyline going on and also a little bit of angst/fluff thrown in there (I just can't get enough of these three).

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    694
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    He was Dean Winchester: Hunter of all the fuglies that go bump in the night, big brother, all around badass. But for 72 hours, every 53 days he was also a fully functioning omega. Then he meets an alpha named Castiel and things get... interesting..

    Language:
    English
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    35,508
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    412
    Bookmarks:
    64

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