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    One day a strangely sarcastic Omega turns up at Bobby Singer's place, a dog (Doberman) in tow who immediately picks fights with Bobby's Rottweiler, Rumsfeld.
    The Omega's car broke down and Bobby will need a week at least to fix it, so he offers his place as a motel for Crowley to sleep at.
    On the other part of town, werewolf Dean Winchester is hitting up the bars, searching for a quick hook-up, only he finds a very nervous and utterly adorable older little were rabbit called Chuck in a liquor store. Things get steamy.

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    5/?
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    13
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    In a world where Tony Stark is still a genius and Dr Bruce Banner is doing all that he can... a few survivors (the Avengers... original, am I right?) escape to the billionaire's Malibu mansion to find a cure to the Zombie Apocalypse...

    What follows is a tale of intrigue (I'll try) and romance (really?) which will hopefully survive the winnowing of the human race...

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    13/?
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    Eggsy is twenty weeks along in his pregnancy and Harry has a sudden realisation.

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    1/1
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    4
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    80
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    3
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    Harry babysits Louis then Louis had his first heat

     

    Wow, what a great summary.

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    Dean is being a bratty little shit and Castiel can't take it anymore.

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    2/10
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    When the Dwarves descended upon Bag End, Bilbo didn't immediately toss them all out because he could scent a compatible Omega within the group, one Bilbo would claim as his own.

    (Hobbit retelling (with enough changes it's not the same old same old) with awesome Bilbo doing anything he can to win his Omegas.)

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    Chapters:
    21/?
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    178
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    312
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    90
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    Kylo Ren wakes up with a pain in his head, an even bigger pain in his ass and a naked general sleeping peacefully beside him. Nothing could possibly go wrong!....Right?

    ...Or Kylo and Hux have a drunkened one night stand and have to face the consequences.

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    3/?
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    13
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    154
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    18
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    Namjoon is teasing Jaebum and it gets him quite the reward.

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    2
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    Khan and Kirk have a great life. They've been bonded for almost six years and are heading back to Earth after wrapping up their five year mission. They are planning to have their first child, when all hell breaks loose. They are thrown out of their reality, and into one where Alphas, Betas, and Omegas don't exist. They get a second chance to live their lives the right way, starting from the beginning, making sure the events of Stardate 2259.55 do not happen. But someone wants to have the events happen again, start a war with the Klingons. Is Marcus behind it this time, or is someone else pulling the strings?

    A rewrite of Star Trek Into Darkness with A/B/O Dynamics and a large helping of Khirk porn.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    60
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    15
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    Greg settling into Mycroft's life, and vice versa...

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    44
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    He’s not sure why he’s even giving the lad the time of day — or night, at this point. The last time they’d come in contact, Louis had been one of the most disrespectful Omegas he’s ever come in contact with. Attempting to con him for money, rolling his eyes and smacking his teeth when it hadn’t worked.

    Perhaps it was because he was pretty. Or maybe it was the way his arse sat in those trousers — Harry doesn’t know.

    Louis is an pick-pocket who sometimes (most times) hates being an Omega. Harry is the con-man/Alpha who has a thing for the pretty little Omega.

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    17/30
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    670
    Bookmarks:
    174
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    When immortality becomes really popular Artemis' camping grounds start becoming larger. As this draws the attention of every demigoddess more and more, Aphrodite's power starts becoming weak and if it continues love might soon fade away. The goddess has to fight this so she thinks of something that would constantly empower her. She grants the male demigods immortality with a few strings attached like almost constant horniness, inability to be monogamous, passionate feelings for each other and affinity towards kinks and lets them live in a luxurious house with a few surprises like how the food in the fridge, the water, electricity etc. seems to coming from nowhere, the huge bed that they all fit in comfortably and several secret playrooms, the perfect recipe for a perfect orgy.

    P.S. Everyone's alive.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    56
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    Sam's working a case, where he dresses up as a priest and meets Lucifer in a church. Porn ensues

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    Jared Padalecki was on the adventure of a lifetime before settling into the drudgery of life as a clerk in his father's company. But as he traverses the Arabian Peninsula, his caravan is attacked and he ends up the property of Sheikh Ankour, forced to bend to the man's every whim.

    More terrible is the fact that Jared knew the sheikh as Jensen Ackles when they met in England two years prior and had fallen in love. However, because of the Padalecki patriarch's racism and a tragic twist of fate, Jensen left, quite certain that Jared was as hateful as his sire.

    Jensen can't believe his luck when the very boy who broke his heart ends up at his feet, completely at his mercy. Too bad for Jared that Jensen has none to spare...

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    66,641
    Chapters:
    12/?
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    Handsome stranger Finn steps into Seth's store and into his life, gently nudged along by happily-mated-to-Roman Dean.

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    15/?
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    20
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    Ok, first, you need need need to read Angel Mates to understand how the new biology works. Go to my profile please and read it before you read this.
    Sam wakes up and finds one of each of his shoes missing. Who else could be the cause of this? His mate of course. Gabriel.

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    Desmond and Alex had sex a few times, just for kicks, nothing serious. They had no idea Alex could get pregnant.

    Prompt: "So, yeah. Alex/Des, but Alex is the one that gets knocked up because the virus is like 'oh, hey, sperm, I should take advantage of this and make more carriers'.

    Also, no sappy shit. Alex is pissed that he's knocked up and hates Des for it and refuses to lie down and rest and he can get away with it. Alex having to consume lots and lots of people because the spawn is sapping his strength would be cool."

    Doesn't quite exaaactly follow the prompt, as there is a little sappiness/romance developing later. But I'm doing my best to keep the schmaltz below critical mass.

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    125
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    Faunus are a race of humanoid (they consider themselves as a race apart from humanity and have been segregated/treated cruelly by the ruling, human majority in the past (and still in the present according to the ‘White Fang’ Organisation)) people who look like humans but they each have (at least one) an animal trait. These traits tend to be ears (as well as human ones), tails, claws, antlers etc.

    Tony, a white-eared Rabbit, is one of the best engineers that the Kingdom of Vale has ever seen; it is his constant stream of ground-breaking inventions and peace-keeping measures that have kept them safe from the Creatures of Grim. It has also earned him the attention of Adam Toris, the leader of the (allegedly) Anti-Human Terrorist group known as the ‘White Fang’; on a warm, summer’s day, he sends one of his Lieutenants to recruit Tony to the cause.

    Disclaimer: I do not own or claim to own any of the characters (aside from the few OCs) or settings used within this non-profit piece of fiction. I am merely using them for my own entertainment (and hopefully the entertainment of others).

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    2,910
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
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    86
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    6
    Hits:
    814
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    Chanyeol has always thought he's going to be an alpha. His results say otherwise.

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    48
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    5
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    703
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    Demon/Angel AU. This story is a spin-off to my Bonded Verse stories, so please read those first! The story follows Noah and Jayden’s lives as they go through college, mating, parenthood, and life’s challenges.

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    English
    Words:
    528,106
    Chapters:
    47/?
    Comments:
    612
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    407
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    27878

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