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    Basically, Liam introduces his bandmates to weed and it makes Harry really horny.

    (Or: they all smoke pot and Harry makes out with everyone and then there's a threesome.)

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    it’s damn near impossible being in love with your best friend.
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    and she's his best friend. just his best friend.

    because everyone knows that one plus one equals two, but what if it's the wrong two? and what if the other ones get their hearts broken? and what if they find someone that understands, the other abandoned one, the discarded puzzle piece that knows exactly how they're feeling? eridan and aradia might be broken, but maybe they're broken together. maybe they can un-break each other.

    maybe this is their second chance.

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    5/?
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    5
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    Harry and Louis were 15 and young and naive like 15 year-olds should be in every possible way they could. Louis wanted to run away from home and into the city. Harry surely followed. (or else this fic would be pointless)

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    Patrick meets Keira Knightley the night of the MTV Movie Awards.

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    It's a hard-knock life, working two jobs to pay off her mothers medical bills, but Marcia tries to enjoy it when and where she can. Luckily she has great friends, an awesome place to work at Ray's, and great sport teams to root for. The falling in love happens entirely by accident.

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    When your entire species ISN'T in an eternal civil war there's more downtime for soldiers - and the last thing anyone wants is a bored soldier. Enter the leisure time activities... like gaming.

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    Post-canon Cardassia vignettes, inspired by The Cure's "Mint Car."

    Very light, very fluffy, very self-indulgent.

    Hey, the world may be half-destroyed, but Cardassia rebuilds, Cardassia survives - and in the meantime, infatuation is a power unto itself. Even survivors fall in love, as Elim Garak is finding out. (Julian Bashir is pleased to assist.)

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    2/?
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    Five An undetermined number of times (six, apparently) Steve unexpectedly got the reference (sort of), and one time everyone discovered something new together.

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    There’s value in how other people see you, he’s learned.

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    Boarding School AU where Harry falls for Zayn so easily he barely even notices it happening.

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    Dean honestly has no idea how this bullshit keeps happening to him. He’s fucking fifty two years old. That is too fucking old to be dealing with werewolves and hunters that want to eat his kid.

    AU xover where Dean Winchester is Sheriff Stilinski, taking place in the far future of the SPN world and sometime next season of Teen Wolf.

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    5/?
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    Louis is a history teacher, and he hates his job.
    It's about to be made a little more exciting.

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    They're all your typical high school girls. Louise doesn't really give Harry much personal space, but Harry doesn't care and her parents are rich. She wants to be an actress when she grows up and get away from them and not get money and gifts just so they can avoid having to convey feelings for once, so she's in the school play. But her teacher isn't there. She has some fun with Harry and that's how the day begins.

    (Or where I'm shitty at summaries and Zayn suggests a party at lunch and Harry eats Lou out when they get to Harry's house cause she asks her to.)

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    Karkat angrily kicked open a locked Prospitian mop-closet door, having worked himself up to a perfectly rational moment of existential anxiety regarding The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas Conquerers, Spattered With The Viscera Of Its Weak And Decadent People, by Troll Ursula K. Le Guin, and the potential existence of a starving little chess kid locked in there being scared of mops, and oh fuck, that would be so fucking sad.

    The door opened to an ocean of his fucking blood on a black shore with mutant red bloodpushers embedded in it.

    Okay, yeah, there was pretty much no way LOPAH wasn't going to be behind that door.

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    "Mr. Tomlinson?"

    Lou's head snapped up and his first thought was no, no, no this kid could not be his intern. No. That just wouldn't be fair. "Yes?"

    "I'm Harry, uh, Styles. I'm your intern?"

    (Or: Harry is Louis' new intern, has a lot of sex with a lot of people, makes Lou a lot of tea, cries a little too much, wears a flower crown, and steals Lou's heart.) (I swear there's a happy ending.)

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    The moment the screen stayed pitch black after half a minute, the Player realised there was something wrong with the game.

    Series
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    “Yeah.” Jaime smiles, a genuine smile. “I know I’ll have you. I’ll always have you. That’s something I’ll always be grateful for, having you as a best friend.”

    “Yeah, friend.” He says, and he winces when he realizes he said that out loud.

    “Bart, we’ve gone over this before, I like you, but you’re just too”

    “Young? Yeah yeah, whatever. I don’t need your rejection every time I express a little feeling towards you.”

    “It’s just,” Jaime squints and looks up at the sky, at the setting sun. It’s a beautiful mix of pink and orange and black, and it’s probably the only good thing that comes out of the pollution fro the local factory. “You’re my friend Bart. And I love you I don’t know what kind of love it is, if its family love or the other kind, I don’t know if I’ve ever been in love, and maybe if I have to question it then its not the romantic kind of love. I mean, when I fall in love, shouldn’t I know it! Shouldn’t the feeling be so overwhelming and suffocation and I should just know its love?” He slides down the wall, and lets his feet dangle over the curb.

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    And anyway, Grantaire was being the responsible one, was the only person in that room acting like a parent. Because when there's some idiot teenager sitting on your living room sofa waiting to take your only daughter on a date you don't coddle him and offer him water and make small talk. No, you strike the fear of God into him because so help you if he does anything to hurt her intentionally or otherwise you'll -

    Well, maybe you're not sure what it is you'll do if that happens but you've got Bahorel on speed dial and he's always liked Marianne better than Eric anyway.

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    The wind makes you cry.

    Not really cry, Striders don’t do that, but whenever the wind decides to start playing with your hood or your scarf, or sends leave skittering across your feet, you kind of… break.

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    After running against each other for student body President, Emma Swan tries to make amends with the Principle's feared daughter, Regina Mills. It'd be easier to hug a cactus. Regina doesn't understand the blonde mess that won't leave her alone, Emma doesn't get what Her Majesty's deal is. Everyone takes the Student Council way too seriously.

     

    [I made Henry a cat, I am so so sorry]

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