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    Michelle didn't have friends.

    If she'd had any, they'd probably be Peter and Ned.

    Speaking of... Peter's sure being kind of suspicious lately, isn't he?

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    Vantablack: The blackest substance known.
    When light strikes vantablack, it becomes trapped and, eventually, heat.
    But what is going to happen when black meets black?

    ... revised to add more Natasha + Bruce headcanon.
    (This is now their story on how to fall in love when you are planning to do anything but)

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    “No,” Tobirama says again, though he already has a sneaking, sinking suspicion that he’s going to lose this argument, as he does the vast majority of his arguments with Mito. Then, because sometimes the only way to undermine Mito's crazy is to match it, he adds, “If one of us is Batman, the other has to be Robin, and I look terrible in pixie boots.”

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    AU: Tony Carbonell is an omega, a social butterfly (just as his late mother would have wanted) and a mechanic whose genius is becoming the talk of New York’s luxury car circuit. He’s also completely in love with a man called Luke Vargrson (who is refreshingly unlike any alpha he’s ever met); yep, life couldn’t be too much sweeter for the freshly turned twenty-five year old...

    Until he learned that the guy he was so desperate to marry was not only an alien Prince but the leader of an interstellar crime syndicate known and feared across Earth as The Chitauri...

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    Nick Fury is a dick and his super-secret boy-band of super-heroes need to work on their public relations skills; who the fuck is Howard Stark, anyway, and why won’t he quit staring?

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    When word gets out that Hydra is looking to recruit (kidnap) new budding geniuses for their dastardly deeds, Peter and Wade devise a plan that involves Peter, co-founder and genius scientist of Wilson Co., to work with Tony Stark of Stark Industries and the Avengers.

    The only problem is keeping his identity a secret.

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    Karen is cornered by a dangerous man outside of work and Matt doesn't have the time to save her as Daredevil. So he does the next best thing.

    This takes place between season 1 and 2.

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    Adrien turns around now and offers her one of his stupidly handsome smiles. “Come on, Mari, you can trust us!”

    Well, she always has said thoughtless things when Adrien’s involved.

    “We’re dating,” she cries, because it’s the first thought in her head, and then she gasps with her hand over her mouth.

    …. Oops.

    (Or, the one where Ladybug and Marinette are ... dating?)

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    The cult of Cthulhu hasn't given up on bringing the ancient ones back. The arrival of Jane in a certain little mountain town sets in motion a chain of events nobody is aware off until it's too late. She's suddenly stuck in a town where aliens, ghosts and idiots are frequent occurences. Kenny suddenly has to juggle his obsession with the new girl with his responsibilities as Mysterion and the care for his sister. Cartman ends up being mistaken for being someone he isn't, which is the least bad thing happening. Crime is on the rise and nobody seems to care about it. Or in other words :

    Boy Meets Girl. Girl sees boy die. Boy comes back. Girl remembers. Shit happens.

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    Holly Conrad is a quiet ornithology student whose dull week is brightened by her acquaintance Dan’s weekly performances in the quad. As “Danny Sexbang" Dan is courtly, confident and raunchy - everything he isn't when he quietly occupies a seat at the back of their introduction to ethics class. But it's Dan Holly wants to get to know - which means she has to battle her way through his self-delusion and distract him from his complicated relationship with his bandmate - and her math professor.

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    After being adopted by the infamous Tony Stark and Captain America and living with the Avengers, Peter thought things were looking up. He'd been there for almost a year and a half and had managed to keep his "little spider secret" under wraps, he thought it was all going well -- That is, until he was forced to jump out Avengers Tower after a rude interruption by the Green Goblin (aka Norman Osborne - seriously, what was he doing back?).

    Surprise! Avengers, meet Spider-Man!

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    #SavedbySpideySong no joke yall #LoveSpidey also somebody call 911 lmao

     

     

    OR; Peter uses a particularly soulful, Adele-favoring distraction method one too many times.

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    Despite learning that they worked towards the same goal, he loathed him and wanted him dead. But did he really, knowing that working together was one of their best shots at bringing the Organization down? Major spoilers for the Scarlet arc. Rated for language.

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    After Burt Hummel, his wife Carole, and stepson Finn are killed by a drunk driver, his eldest son Riley Finn leaves the Hellmouth and returns to Ohio to care for his brothers and sisters. He decides Lima isn't the best place for his family and moves them to San Diego, where they all find new lives and new loves. Xander Harris and Cordelia Chase tag along, but the Powers That Be won't surrender them so easily.

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    The Fake AH Crew had to come together some how.

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    Toshiko doesn't dare tell the others about this. Owen would tease her. Gwen would offer well meant yet patronizing advice. Jack would launch into another raunchy story about sleeping with an android.

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    Alex learns that Supergirl is a lesbian icon. Maggie is shocked when Alex doesn't have a crush on Supergirl and tries to figure out why.

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    Each episode, Danny had the chance to tell his parents the truth about his identity.

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    "I’m sure if there is anything to find, I’ll find it. I found you, didn’t I?”
    “I’d say Iron Man’s the one who really found me, but you’re the man behind the machine, right?”
    The way that was phrased, it almost sounded like James knew—no, that was impossible. If the rest of his teammates, who had all known both Iron Man and Tony for ages, couldn’t figure it out, how could James have figured it out so quickly? Tony was just being paranoid.

    --

    In which Tony's managed to keep the fact that he's Iron Man a secret from his teammates and the rest of the world for years. With that kind of track record, fooling Bucky should be easy. But Bucky isn't the Winter Soldier for nothing.

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    Two rivaling radio hosts dissing each other over the line.
    Needless to say, their taste in music begs to differ.
    ... until they meet in person.

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    "A trade: Your daughter and her boyfriend in exchange for you, Kaitou KID, along with Pandora." The only problem was, the ransom note had been addressed and delivered to Nakamori Ginzou—and not Kuroba Kaito. And somewhere along the way, Nakamori Aoko discovers her best friend's most closely guarded secret. Rated for mild language and violence.

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