19 Works found in Schmidt (New Girl)
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Nick and Jess and twenty screaming middle schoolers go to DC.
“What do you want me to do? Put up a sign? ‘Chaperone’s wanted. Must like historical walks and screaming children. Registered sex offenders need not apply.’ Because I gotta tell ya, Jess, I don’t think that’ll get you a lot of offers. Legitimate ones, anyway.”
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Five Non-Apocalyptic Catastrophes That Occur As A Result of Everyone Finding Out by tropie
New Girl
1 May 2012
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Winston is not a man with six hours to spend debating if a dance remix of a pop song is too post-ironic, okay.
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“What’s the matter, Ceece?” he asks, wanting to push her bangs back but really not comfortable with the idea of touching her. His mother warned him this was going to happen one day if he didn’t just grow up about it. “You want to go to a doctor?”
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It's Valentine's Day, and Jess lands herself a wingman. Who is Schmidt.
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Jess has finally figured out the secret of their shared universe. It's all about the pants. Maybe, just maybe, about one pair in particular.
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One of the guys is watching Dirty Dancing voluntarily and Jess has to know who it is. For future shaming purposes or possibly cooing reasons, she’s not sure which yet.
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In which Schmidt and Cece bond over Stars Hollow, and the itty bitty kimono strikes back.
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on the 25th they end up at cece's family christmas party.
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Schmidt and Gretchen's greatest wedding hookups, 2007-2010.
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jess feels bad about nick missing his flight and recruits cece and schmidt to help her.
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Sexy Is Santa’s Middle Name, Or: It’s Not Easy Being The Grumpy Elf by dollsome
New Girl
23 Dec 2011
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In which Jess brings home a Santa suit, Schmidt is Schmidt, and Nick lives with crazy people.
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A sleepless night, an infomercial, the details of a skin care regime, a few small kindnesses, and an unexpectedly high percentage of talk about yarn.
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Jess and Nick are pretty sure they're ready to move forward. Apparently they're not the only ones. With two roommates and a best friend set to get involved, antics ensue.
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It's the Goofy Christmas ... Err, Sorry Schmidt … Holiday Episode by zephyrprince for sarandipitee
New Girl
22 Dec 2011
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It's the goofy holiday episode and Coach is back to celebrate with the apartment mates, prompting an exploration of how the boys all met each other in the first place. Written for sarandipitee for Yuletide 2011.
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There's too much sexual tension between Nick and Jess. Drastic action needs to be taken. They have a committee.
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Jess loses someone and in the end, when it counts, the guys are there for her.
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In which Nick gets both his first heartbreak and a new lab partner, Jess really does talk like that, Scmidt prepares for rejection and Cece really just needs to focus on her career. New Girl, a high school AU.
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Nick doesn't know what he's doing, and Jess does.
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the evolution of jess and nick's hook ups via alcohol and some soberness, but not enough of the latter.
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