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    After the fight with Sazed, Taako had woken up in a hospital with his sister staring at him worriedly, moving her lips in the shape of his name, but all he could hear was some muddled, hodge-podge of meaningless noise. After telling Lup that he couldn’t hear her – Hatchi matchi, was it disorienting to speak without being about to hear yourself – she frantically summoned a healer into the room. And so, Taako the greatest chef in the world realized that he was permanently deaf for all intents and purposes.

     

    Finally having had enough, Taako breaks things off with Sazed. Unfortunately, Taako interrupts Sazed trying to get revenge by poisoning his customers. The ensuing fight leaves Taako deaf, which he really doesn't mind much at all. More importantly it leaves him petrified of kitchens, forcing him to leave his restaurant behind and move back in with his twin and brother-in-law.

    With his life in tatters and his vengeful ex still on the loose, Taako turns to the help of the private detective agency The Bureau of Benevolence. Can a boy detective and a tall, dark, and handsome bounty hunter really help turn things around?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,386
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    653
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    I wanna rock up in the red dress
    Say my name, I'm on the guest list
    I wanna stay right here in my fantasy
    I wanna live like you in vanity

     

    Lup and Taako have achieved stardom- and everything else that comes with that particular title. Bad boyfriends, good boyfriends, interviews, crashing, burning, the list goes on.

    OR, the rockstar au that notcrindy and I spent multiple days gushing about

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,832
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    661
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    Sometimes it makes sense: he hears a song that Sazed used to sing while he cleaned the stagecoach and it makes Taako feel like he’s back there, flouncing about after a show, letting Sazed do all of the heavy lifting. Other times it seems like he’s set off by nothing at all, just living, existing, when suddenly he feels the past like a punch to the gut.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    729
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    353
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    Sazed was a tremendously busy man, and he didn’t have time for this shit. But the woman had flagged him down and promised him an absurd amount of money.

    “Is he, uh, okay?” Sazed asked. The elf tagging along with her looked dazed and confused like he didn’t really know what he was doing here. “Look, if you’re trying to just dump your--um--your trash onto me, it won’t work. I won’t have that shit, lady.”

    “I promise you, he’ll be okay. He’s perfectly okay. He’s a phenomenal cook. I’ve heard about you, from um, ‘Sizzle it Up with Sazed?’ You’re quite the sensation, aren’t you?”

    “Yes, yes, I’m extremely impressive. But are you sure he can cook?”

    (Taako hitches his wagon to a certain star.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,626
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    522
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    Sazed kills Taako in Glamour Springs and everyone else lives. Taako remembers eveything and tries to find his friends, figure out what happened to Lup, and prepare for The Hunger while juggling death and the rules.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,877
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    408
    Kudos:
    619
    Bookmarks:
    101
    Hits:
    5407
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    When his twin sister accidentally sends the kingdom of Neverwinter into an eternal and sweltering hot summer only to run off on her own, what else is Taako supposed to do but grab his best friend and follow her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,469
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    206
  7. Tags
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    Different takes on a phrase as seen through the eyes of the wizard Taako from TV, and what it's meant to him over the years.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,612
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    547
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    A super bizarre fic where like, lots of people fuck Brian. Yup. Welcome.

    ~
    The title while working on this, so I'd remember what it was about, was "Taz Villain Fuck", so.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,620
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    124
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    The same meal in three different situations; or, the one in which time heals all Taako's wounds.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,454
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    413
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    Taako doesn't know what love is supposed to feel like.
    Enter Sazed.
    When the tiefling enters his life, Taako thinks that this is what love is supposed to feel like. Maybe it's supposed to hurt. Maybe it's supposed to be angry. Maybe it's supposed to conflict.
    He's wrong.
    When Sazed exits his life, another steps in.
    With Kravitz, Taako begins to heal.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,925
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1180
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    a series of letters from taako to sazed in the aftermath of glamor springs

    (part 1 of the series of nano fills. prompts by lucretia-the-director)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    979
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    198
  12. Tags
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    Day 10 of Candlenights oneshots: Baking Treats
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    Taako and Lup we're supposed to bond and make Candlenights cookies, until a horrible memory makes it's way into Taakos head. One of Sazed.
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    Part of my Candlenights series but can be read by itself

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,119
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    460
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    Prompt, from anonymous: "college AU Taako has a bad breakup, so Magnus, Lup, and really any other assortment of characters you wanna write about come over and do stereotypical "getting over a breakup" stuff with him. Bonus points for irresponsible amounts of ice cream. Bonus bonus points for lipsyncing angsty breakup songs."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    994
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    319
  14. Tags
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    Taako wakes up from a bad dream that he doesn't really want to talk about. Barry doesn't force him to. They partake in some much needed family bonding & healing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,827
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    235
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1092
  15. Tags
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    Soulmate AU for the soul. The Grim Reaper has no time for love, even if he is slightly worried about the safety of his match. Taako tries to pretend his marriage isn't a PR scam.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,162
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    352
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    1868
  16. Tags
    Summary

    taako has an uneasy feeling and takes it upon himself to investigate. a silver and gold locked box holds his fate, but he'll never know it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,679
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    474
  17. Tags
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    Of the many hundreds of times he'd imagined seeing Sazed again, this had never been the scenario.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,173
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    254
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    1897
  18. Tags
    Summary

    10 years and the snapshots of healing within them.

    Or: Five times Taako says he's okay and the time he means it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,090
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    204
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1521
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    He feels empty, he concludes, a crippling emptiness that passes past anything an elf should be able to feel and proceeds straight into existential emptiness, and he finds that he can’t even bring himself to care about the new cosmic level of voidy-ness he’s in.
    It’s easy for his thoughts to wander, in this state.

    or: taako gets existential at midnight, and misses some things that he probably definitely shouldn't.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,143
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    274
  20. Tags
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    Alternately titled: 5 times Sazed apologized, and 1 time Kravitz did.

    In which "sorry" can be the most insidious word in the world.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,209
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    273
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1552

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