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    Summary

    Life is probably trying to tell Colin something.

    Language:
    English
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    26,448
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1276
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    This is the Life of Jillian Holtzmann.
    It isn't perfect, and not every moment is a happy one. But the experiences have shaped who Jillian Holtzmann is. She found her family; where she belongs. But the journey hasn't always been a smooth one. But now it's time to share it.

    Language:
    English
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    25,963
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    644
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    you can find damn near everything at target.

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    English
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    2,406
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    76
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    Summary

    baseball metaphors are great for getting your message across.

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    English
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    4,158
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    67
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    Dylan Morgan is a woman rushed off her feet with a horrible job and everything working against her. Until she meets Kate. They bump into each other in the middle of a crowded subway, and from there a friendship blossoms which might lead for something that both never expected.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,874
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1670
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    February brings about a fresh start for a stranger in a strange land (the remix).

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,990
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    83
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    A series of glimpses into the marriage of Seth and Stefon Meyers, through the eyes of everyone's favorite City Correspondent.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,280
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    204
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    Summary

    Exactly what the title says.

    Language:
    English
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    1,788
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    107
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    STEFON:
    come 2 bed

    SETH:
    Can't. Sorry

    STEFON:
    y not

     

    (alternately titled: beet wentz is the only reason)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    534
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    212
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    The thing about constant, incessant noises is that you tend to forget they’re there. They fade into the background, become white noise to your thoughts and you tune them out easily.

    That is until they change. Once that noise changes, you become suddenly hyper-aware of it, it’s the only thing you can notice. It’s the only thing you can focus on. The noise changed and so did the entirety of your world. Which sounds like an exaggeration, until it’s so horribly not.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,993
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    597
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    “Hey!” Someone taps Thomas on the shoulder. The seven-year-old looks up from where he’s sitting, hunched on the front steps of the health cabin. “Whatcha doing up here?”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,607
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1001
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    February brings about a fresh start for a stranger in a strange land.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,966
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    232
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    Alexander attends opening night, because of course he does.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,189
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    45
    Hits:
    453
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    “I think I want to start acting again,” Cody announces one night over take-out.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,653
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    381
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    Even after Cody realizes the full extent of abuse he’s suffered, he doesn’t accept it at first. Which is a strange way to live, stuck knowing something is true yet denying that it is.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,377
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    380
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    It takes three sessions with Dr. Franklin before Bad Alex even speaks to him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,123
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    50
    Hits:
    637
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    The moment Alexander shuts the apartment door behind them, Cody sags, all of the energy draining out of his body at once.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,229
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    504
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    The other Alexander Hamilton is standing on Alex’s doorstep.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,845
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    718
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    Imagine Person A of your OTP has been dating someone else and they’ve broken up. Person A goes to Person B for comfort, and B reassures them that it wasn’t meant to be; they weren’t right for A anyway. Person A then asks what sort of person would be right for them, and Person B starts listing qualities. Things get awkward when Person A realizes that Person B is basically describing themselves.

     

     

     

    In which Seth gets dumped and Stefon is an opportunist.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    942
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    277
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    Summary

    If you forced Thomas to describe his boyfriend, he would use the following adjectives:

    Annoying.

    Obnoxious.

    Know-it-all.

    Asshole.

    Enough.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,063
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1274

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