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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    When this season's purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter. Can Draco seize a marrow victory? Or will his plans for peas be squashed?

    All along, Kingsley Shacklebolt finds himself pining for the good old days, when, instead of governing, all you had to worry about were Dark Lords and imminent death,

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    19 May 2013

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    "It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas, and thinking..." Gaston doesn't understand Belle.

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    19 May 2013

  3. Rec 3

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    Light is a politician. What could go wrong?

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    18 May 2013

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    The Doctor discovers The Doctor

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    19 May 2013

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    When this season's purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter. Can Draco seize a marrow victory? Or will his plans for peas be squashed?

    All along, Kingsley Shacklebolt finds himself pining for the good old days, when, instead of governing, all you had to worry about were Dark Lords and imminent death,

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    3/3
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    18 May 2013

  6. Rec 2

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    Sesame Street in a dystopian near-future that might be closer than we think. Crossover with US politics, but no real politicians are featured.

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    18 May 2013

  7. Public Bookmark 3

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    As these stories take place in different times and places, they are not so much a series as an anthology set in the same (more or less) Whoniverse. They may reference each other, but any continuity between stories is accidental, and the ratings vary from story to story...

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    18 May 2013

  8. Public Bookmark 6

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    In response to this delightful prompt on Avengerkink which the mods are still discussing because working out if being anti-gay rights is homophobic or not is hard.

    "I would love for one (or more) of the team to be asked to give a speech or a donation or something advocating gay rights -- and turn it down, because while they don't care if you're homosexual, they also don't approve of or condone it. I DO NOT want any bashing whatsoever.

    I *really* want the other members of the team to be supportive of this because 'hey, it's your opinion. I don't have to agree with it, but I respect your right to have it.'"

    One of the Avengers is a homophobe. The others respect the fuck out of his right to have an opinion.

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    16 May 2013

  9. Public Bookmark 6

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    In response to this delightful prompt on Avengerkink which the mods are still discussing because working out if being anti-gay rights is homophobic or not is hard.

    "I would love for one (or more) of the team to be asked to give a speech or a donation or something advocating gay rights -- and turn it down, because while they don't care if you're homosexual, they also don't approve of or condone it. I DO NOT want any bashing whatsoever.

    I *really* want the other members of the team to be supportive of this because 'hey, it's your opinion. I don't have to agree with it, but I respect your right to have it.'"

    One of the Avengers is a homophobe. The others respect the fuck out of his right to have an opinion.

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    16 May 2013

  10. Public Bookmark 6

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    In response to this delightful prompt on Avengerkink which the mods are still discussing because working out if being anti-gay rights is homophobic or not is hard.

    "I would love for one (or more) of the team to be asked to give a speech or a donation or something advocating gay rights -- and turn it down, because while they don't care if you're homosexual, they also don't approve of or condone it. I DO NOT want any bashing whatsoever.

    I *really* want the other members of the team to be supportive of this because 'hey, it's your opinion. I don't have to agree with it, but I respect your right to have it.'"

    One of the Avengers is a homophobe. The others respect the fuck out of his right to have an opinion.

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    15 May 2013

  11. Public Bookmark 6

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    In response to this delightful prompt on Avengerkink which the mods are still discussing because working out if being anti-gay rights is homophobic or not is hard.

    "I would love for one (or more) of the team to be asked to give a speech or a donation or something advocating gay rights -- and turn it down, because while they don't care if you're homosexual, they also don't approve of or condone it. I DO NOT want any bashing whatsoever.

    I *really* want the other members of the team to be supportive of this because 'hey, it's your opinion. I don't have to agree with it, but I respect your right to have it.'"

    One of the Avengers is a homophobe. The others respect the fuck out of his right to have an opinion.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    15 May 2013

  12. Public Bookmark 6

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    In response to this delightful prompt on Avengerkink which the mods are still discussing because working out if being anti-gay rights is homophobic or not is hard.

    "I would love for one (or more) of the team to be asked to give a speech or a donation or something advocating gay rights -- and turn it down, because while they don't care if you're homosexual, they also don't approve of or condone it. I DO NOT want any bashing whatsoever.

    I *really* want the other members of the team to be supportive of this because 'hey, it's your opinion. I don't have to agree with it, but I respect your right to have it.'"

    One of the Avengers is a homophobe. The others respect the fuck out of his right to have an opinion.

    Words:
    1,309
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    59
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    6
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    1502

    15 May 2013

  13. Public Bookmark 6

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    In response to this delightful prompt on Avengerkink which the mods are still discussing because working out if being anti-gay rights is homophobic or not is hard.

    "I would love for one (or more) of the team to be asked to give a speech or a donation or something advocating gay rights -- and turn it down, because while they don't care if you're homosexual, they also don't approve of or condone it. I DO NOT want any bashing whatsoever.

    I *really* want the other members of the team to be supportive of this because 'hey, it's your opinion. I don't have to agree with it, but I respect your right to have it.'"

    One of the Avengers is a homophobe. The others respect the fuck out of his right to have an opinion.

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    1,309
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    59
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    6
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    1502

    15 May 2013

  14. Public Bookmark 3

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    As these stories take place in different times and places, they are not so much a series as an anthology set in the same (more or less) Whoniverse. They may reference each other, but any continuity between stories is accidental, and the ratings vary from story to story...

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    14 May 2013

  15. Public Bookmark 34

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    When this season's purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter. Can Draco seize a marrow victory? Or will his plans for peas be squashed?

    All along, Kingsley Shacklebolt finds himself pining for the good old days, when, instead of governing, all you had to worry about were Dark Lords and imminent death,

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    31,492
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
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    9 May 2013

  16. Public Bookmark 34

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    When this season's purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter. Can Draco seize a marrow victory? Or will his plans for peas be squashed?

    All along, Kingsley Shacklebolt finds himself pining for the good old days, when, instead of governing, all you had to worry about were Dark Lords and imminent death,

    Words:
    31,492
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    99
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    Hits:
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    7 May 2013

  17. Public Bookmark 3

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    Light is a politician. What could go wrong?

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    6
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    3
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    6 May 2013

  18. Rec 3

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    Light is a politician. What could go wrong?

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    6 May 2013

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    Bookmarker's Notes

    If you are a human being and you have a soul, please read this fic. Even if you don't know the fandom. I promise you will love it and it will hurt you and it will punch you in the face and eat your heart out and make you laugh like a complete moron. It's hands-down one of the most well written things in the fandom, with the best Light characterization around. The conception of love and relationships and the jagged edges where the two meet is one of the best I've ever read, in fanfic or published fiction. The prose is striking and beautiful and the dialogue rocks between poignant and shit-yourself-funny. There is no better ongoing fic in the death note fandom right now and I'm pretty sure this one has ruined everything else for me. Take a few days off to sit and stare blindly at your computer screen to read this and cry. You won't regret it, I promise.

  19. Public Bookmark 3

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    Naruto Uzumaki is one of the strongest ninja in the world today. But everyone has their limits. Can he survive ANBU or will it defeat him first?

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    2 May 2013

  20. Rec 34

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    When this season's purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter. Can Draco seize a marrow victory? Or will his plans for peas be squashed?

    All along, Kingsley Shacklebolt finds himself pining for the good old days, when, instead of governing, all you had to worry about were Dark Lords and imminent death,

    Words:
    31,492
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    1770

    2 May 2013

    Bookmarker's Notes

    vegetable puns! yay!

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