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Competition: St. Eric
Title: Stay Dead Already
Author: vic_vega66 with additional dialogue and plot bunnies by Broughps.
Summary: Will the thousand year old scorching hot Viking stallion get laid tonight or has fate got other plans for him?
AN: The story isn’t supposed to make sense, clothes and characters appear and disappear at will with no plausible explanation, there is improbable fantasy sex, *wink* and for the love of Eric please don’t Google pictures of ‘inguinal folds, just don’t, really, don’t.
AN: Reviewed on the competition profile page as, 'As worst fanfic EVAH'
Last bookmarked by Fairyblood
3 Jun 2012
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Sherlock is not the world's only consulting detective.
Last bookmarked by lookatthestars
21 May 2012
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When I had the sex, man my hammer felt great. Thor/Mjolnir, Thor/ Loki, Mjolnir/Everyone.
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Basically: what if Vulcans had their own kink meme? What might the prompts be like? Mightn't one possibly be like:
"A non-consensual mind meld is forced upon a character (the choice of whom is given to the anonymous author). A second character observes the reactions of the first, and heals him/her via a second mind meld. No physical intimacy is played out or implied."
Warnings for noncon telepathy and latinate English.
Last bookmarked by jiele
24 Apr 2012
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A week's worth of entries in Eliot's journal during the events of "The Boiler Room Job." Special thanks to Sigrundora for the banner!
Last bookmarked by TriaKane
10 Feb 2012
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As a country, Alfred F. Jones sees his fair share of ridiculousness. His citizens seem to have completely forgotten how to have a civil conversation. The nation is divided along party lines. And the politicians aren't any better! A political satire based on current events happening in American politics.
Last bookmarked by jingruyin
30 Jan 2012
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Having heard that CBS were planning to produce a "modern day Sherlock Holmes", my curiosity was aroused. Could this possibly be a remake of the BBC show "Sherlock?" US adaptations of British shows have an unfortunate reputation of being... a bit not good. Considering that - in my humble opinion - the BBC adaptation got everything right, I began to wonder what the show would look like if the CBS producers were to get absolutely everything wrong.
This is that show.
DISCLAIMER: This is not a piss-take of American culture in general or American TV-shows in particular, but rather of bad American TV-shows. And I watch a lot of those. Some would say too many.
Last bookmarked by Debris_K
26 Jan 2012
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Metafic about a Mary Sue muse.
Last bookmarked by undauntra
30 Dec 2011
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When fan fiction writers have had way too much caffeine.
"You will note that several reply buttons in this questionnaire have been disabled. The buttons are present because a volunteer (since dismissed) made the error of feeding historical data on real-life slavery into the computer."
Last bookmarked by Hsifeng
28 Dec 2011
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Brilliant commentary on how callous gosh-isn't-slavery-sexy? stuff is.
You really don't need to have familiarity with Star Wars (the fandom of this fanfic) to get this story either.
I also recommend reading http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/world/slavery/default.stm and http://www.antislavery.org/english/
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The characters organize to protest the working conditions in fanfiction.
"Bad day on the fic list? Let me guess — you spent an entire shift making love to Tracy Vetter for no emotionally established reason in no logically explained manner, and you need an aspirin and a shower?"
(Original: July 2001. Modified: November 2003.)Last bookmarked by MelissaTreglia
14 Oct 2011
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Amy's hilarious -- and eye-opening -- take on the FK characters' perception of the fiction we write for them. The relationships between the characters are implied, rather than compelled. And, of course, Fleur is a wonder here as the ensemble's darkhorse -- showing off her brainpower and poise; being Nick's sister, but not being solely defined by him.
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Harry is loaned to the Muggle government to assist relations between the two governments after the London bombings. When his counterpart in the Communications team comes to him with evidence of a plot to expose wizarding Britain, he is all ears. And only in part because the messenger has such a familiar voice.
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When this season's purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter. Can Draco seize a marrow victory? Or will his plans for peas be squashed?
All along, Kingsley Shacklebolt finds himself pining for the good old days, when, instead of governing, all you had to worry about were Dark Lords and imminent death,
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Mr Ellis' novel, and its translation to the screen by Ms Harron, re-imagined in the manner of Mr Wodehouse's 'Jeeves & Wooster' stories, with apologies to all concerned.
Last bookmarked by Chi-chi-chimaera (gestalt1)
20 Aug 2011
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Dr. Liu,
Got your final report yesterday on Project LV-426. I'm amazed. Great work all around. It's been forwarded to the Chair, our friends at the Pentagon, the Defense Appropriations Committee, and DARPA. The acid-resistant armor is something that should really catch their eye.
We're expecting some big grant money from this.
Burke
Burke,
Did you read even the executive summary of my report? There are some interesting biomaterials that we could work with, but I stressed, multiple times, that this creature is far too dangerous to even consider using in military research projects. It's aggressive, stupid, vicious, aggressive, impossible to train, and did I mention aggressive?
. . .their limbs work on hydraulic principles and operate under pressure, which is why they splurt like a popped water balloon when they get hit in those Marine camera feeds we saw. A slight wound to a limb takes them right the hell out of commission, and now your troops have to deal with an insanely aggressive and stupid xenomorphic K-9 unit that oh by the way IS BLEEDING ACID.
Last bookmarked by LustyLadyJane
27 Jun 2011
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Alien meets The Office in a brilliant send-up of offfice politics.
recced by beer_good_foamy
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In which Martya Brosca thinks it might be fun to try her hand at romance, and my downward spiral into Bioware related heartbreak begins.
Comic with transcript.
Last bookmarked by Truth
15 May 2011
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A wonderful series of comics that, several times, echo more or less what I was thinking when confronted with the romantic options for DA:O.
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What follows is possibly the most eventful investigation that the Scientific Paranormal Investigation Team has ever done in our years of operation. It is presented here as a warning to potential members about what may happen and what can go wrong during an investigation, as well as the necessity of maintaining professional behavior at all times.
Last bookmarked by DigitalMeowMix
19 Apr 2011
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The Disney version would be so much less problematic and so much fuzzier.
Last bookmarked by Olorisstra
8 Feb 2011
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It's X-Mas eve at Planet Express, and to settle a bet with the Robot Devil, Bender must undertake an impossible challenge: make Leela fall in love with him.
Last bookmarked by Missy
15 Jan 2011
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Bender tries to win Leela's love after entering into a bargain with the Robot Devil. Hilarious!
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Venom by Ballyharnon
Harry Potter - Rowling
This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.
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Fenrir/Remus. Handjobs and venom squick and almost pimplike domination.
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"Easter... if only you knew what really happened." Inspired by Ten's throwaway line in "Planet of the Dead" - because it's not as if the Doctor's ever exaggerated how close he got to historical events, is it?
This fic was nearly called "Happy Easter, Emo Time Lord." Be grateful that it wasn't.