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    Sam blushed, absolutely horrified by how the situation turned. I'm not a damn child, you dick. He thought with conviction. Nick and not Dick, said the name on his uniform's card, looked at him with the kind of smile that an adult gave to a particularly turbulent but cute child who's just fallen from a sidewalk. The kind of smile that makes you want to bend the torso and scream with rage, which actually is a very childish behavior.

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    Lance is running for the Student Body President position at his high school. However, he's got a bit of a competition.

    [Inspired by Jeremy Shada's role in Mr. Student Body President]

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    Harry Potter is about to start his last year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and after being banished to the cupboard under the stairs for two months, he can't wait to return. However, there is something about the school that has changed since the end of the War. The atmosphere is the same, despite the few odd occasions, but Harry can't help but feel as if something is wrong. Maybe it was the way that his wand would draw a red ribbon when it felt like it, or maybe it was the way that Hagrid's dogs would bark at nothing, but there was certainly something wrong—and it all started with the Patronus that cried in his dreams.

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    Harry was the top dog of the hospital and could do no wrong in the eyes of those in charge. Louis is a bubbly little nurse who makes friends with everyone but Harry. He hates Harry and Harry hates him. After several life changing circumstances that tested the two, both of them realized their underlying desire and need for one another and decided to do as the universe originally wanted, to try each other out.

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    At the prime age of twenty five, all male breeders and women were married off to the partner the government chose for them. They have no say, and have to go through with the wedding regardless of their own feelings.

    When Louis turned twenty five, it wasn't even five months later he was getting the notification his partner had been chosen. But even he couldn't have known how shitty his live would end up. His sworn enemy, the man he loathed and couldn't stand, was the same man he was to marry, and he couldn't do anything about it but bite his tongue and go along with it... unless he decides to stand up to the arrogant man and not let himself get walked on. The journey that is laid out in front of the two is long and bumpy, but can they possibly find love at the end of it all?

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    A Victorian A/B/O romance in which Hannibal Lecter is the future Duke of Westvale who has been away at war for the past ten years. His Grandfather has made good on a contract made shortly after Hannibal's birth to procure him a wife. It was supposed to be easy. Naturally, with the Omega, Will, given in the place of his twin sister, it is anything but, because if there is one thing Hannibal Lecter despises, it's Omegas.

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    32/?
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    A training exercise gone wrong leads the paladins to learn more about each other than they'd ever thought- or wanted, for that matter.

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    In a world where omegas are little more than trophies to be bought and sold, Will Graham has done the unthinkable by escaping a forced bonding. Already in high demand as a profiler, Will's determined to find freedom on his own terms.

    For Hannibal Lecter the outlook is far more straightforward: a slow, systematic seduction of the most uniquely captivating omega he's ever encountered.

    As the shadow of a new and terrifying serial killer falls over Baltimore, the stage is set to redefine all accepted meanings of passion, temptation, horror and beauty – and to discover the ecstasy of a genuine love crime.

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    Vera’s comet was spotted with some excitement in 2068. Considering the comet’s trajectory it probably be the closest a comet has ever come to the earth’s atmosphere. However what scientists had not predicted, had not guessed was that while the comet had indeed come the closest to the Earth’s atmosphere that any other comet as predicted so close, in fact, that it had skimmed the surface of the atmosphere itself. This caused the comet to fracture. The larger rock continued on it’s path largely undeterred however the smaller rocks that had been sheered off and fell to the Earth’s surface.

    Yuuri and Viktor had been married for almost 50 years and had been living a happy life in Hasetsu. They had gone to watch the comet as it bolted across the sky as the New Year came in. That's when it happened.

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    Harry won X Factor on his own when he was sixteen. Now a firmly established household name he is spending the next year trying new things. Niall brings him an opportunity to appear on a famous dancing show.

    Louis is a professional dancer on a famous dancing show.

    Who knows what will happen when Harry ends up appearing on it.

    Kind of but not really enemies to friends to lovers.

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    Later John wonders if it was fate, destiny, or whether it was a crazy random happenstance that caused him to look across the street at that exact moment. Because as he raised his eyes to gaze at the shops across the street, he saw a face that he honestly didn’t expect to see again outside of a creepy evil secret warehouse or local swimming pool. At that moment, he looked up from his disappointing coffee and he saw him, London’s favourite consulting criminal: Jim Moriarty.

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    "Katsuki Yuuri’s decision to sign up for a sugar daddy/sugar baby dating website wasn’t necessarily his idea - well, at least not wholly his idea. He may or may not have been inspired, then encouraged by his best friend, and roommate, Phichit to take the final step. Yuuri would be lying if he said he wasn’t nervous about what he would encounter on said dating website, he hasn’t even had a proper boyfriend in the 23 years he’s been alive. But he was a college student dealing with massive student loans, a crappy part time job at a coffee shop, and ice skating practice, which was not an easy feat.”

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    In which Sam thinks hot people should be banned by law from teaching, but is left in seemingly-eternal frustration instead, Lucifer is largely unobservant until he isn't, Jess might kill someone on her mission to discover her best friend's secret crush, and Mrs Tran is out to dominate the world of sports. Will Sam win the heart of his Tempting Teacher? Will he manage it through the Soccer Championships? What will our hot soccer captain do when Prom Season descends? And will Dean ever stop watching Doctor Sexy? The drama. The fun. The shenanigans. God help us all when Gabriel turns up.

    Comments are very much appreciated! :)
    Cover art here n.n

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    14/?
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    Dean worships Castiel's ass. That's literally all there is to it. What else is a guy to do when their boyfriend has the sexiest ass in the universe? I just needed an excuse to write porn okay

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    Stiles' first day at the FBI was also going to be his last. That had to be some kind of record, surely?

    ...

    On his first day at the FBI, Stiles discovers that Derek is wanted for mass murder. Stiles knows that Derek's innocent and is determined to find out who framed him.

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    In which Izuku, Dabi and Toga happen to be the beta testers of UA's new course; Villain Rehab. Deku hates his life, Toga wants to befriend and kill everyone simultaneously and Dabi just wonders why the hell does he have to repeat high-school. 1-A is just trying to deal with their shitfits.

    Also Shinsou somehow ends up baby sitting them.

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    Clarke is not your average homeless person. Lexa is a sassy high school graduate. They meet. Shit goes down.

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    ...

    “What about you?”

    “I will go down in history. They will remember me as the girl who failed to get her two oblivious friends together, because Hawkmoth, the enemy of love, blindsided her with the threat of bubblegum. They shall build a shrine for me in this broom closet, and for years to come I shall be mourned by janitors everywhere.”

    “…girl, are you seriously in a broom closet?”

    “Do you really need me to answer that question?”

    ...

    Let's take a little walk with Sarah McCoy, an obnoxiously punnerific Mary-Sue who performs with all the charm an insane meddlesome meddler can possess, as she dives headfirst into a sea of magical super-hero shenanigans, and shows everyone that crazy ideas have crazier results...for better or worse.

    ...

    In which Hawkmoth makes everything ridiculously complicated, and is ALWAYS to blame for everything wrong with life (except for Chloe, obviously).

    And in which Chloe can apparently find new ways of wrecking lives, and trying to stop her might make it worse. Much, much worse.

    ...

    Updates on Fridays~

    ...

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    8/12
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    The Ground was supposed to be their fresh start. All sins forgiven, slate wiped clean, the beginning of something great.

    Instead, the 100 find themselves surrounded on all sides by hostile powers: the Grounders, the Mountain Men, the Reapers. All poised to destroy what the delinquents are trying so desperately to build, a place for themselves. And above everything, the threat of the Ark remains a constant shadow over them all.

    But they might find their greatest ally in a relic from before the bombs, willing and able to help them achieve the impossible.

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    23/?
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    Claire has recently moved in with her estranged father Castiel after her mother died. The principal of her new school calls them both in for a meeting, and the sparks that fly between her father and the principal are disgustingly obvious. What's a girl to do when her deadbeat dad has a crush on the hot principal?

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    11/?
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    Clarke and Lexa are both on the Polis Grounders softball team. They soon learn that they have a very similar event that changes their lives forever. They must learn to overcome this event, they find their solace with each other.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    18
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    4455

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