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    Hydra programmed Bucky to ensure he could never get far from them, or lead a normal, happy life if he somehow did escape. Sixteen hours. That’s how long he has to find someone to fuck him. Otherwise? Crippling, mind-whitening pain. Bucky gets by with hookers at first, then becomes one, until Steve Rogers finds him again and changes everything.

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    In which 007!Steve meets his new quartermaster and Q!Tony meets his infamous agent. They're both pretty unimpressed with each other.

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    Steve Rogers is a Master Assassin and the Avengers need him for a mission.

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    Don't play cards with Captain America. Just don't. Especially if you've pissed him off recently.

    (A prequel within the Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail Series)

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    In which Steve makes a bet he really shouldn't have with one Tony Stark, Natasha and Hawkeye are enablers, Tony could be an angel or Satan in a Suit at this point, we're not sure, and Thor discovers shopping on Midgard.

    Has Steve bet away his shield, or will he get a date before the clock ticks out? How did the Tower Rec Quarters get destroyed (or recced, as someone with a pun problem might say)? And who released the kraken? Join in for some Thundershield fun ;)

    Comments are very much appreciated! n.n

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    Tony's recuperating from Siberia, most of the Avengers are hunted fugitives - what world has Bruce Banner returned to, who is this Spider Kid who keeps hanging around, and why is he giving Tony cacti? A story about building a science family, mending bridges and building new ones mostly built off prompts from Tumblr. Will be slightly AU.

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    Steve's a dog trainer who's star has risen pretty high thanks to a couple of high profile clients while Bucky, well, Bucky has a more interesting career. Bucky is Hades, God of the Underworld.

    And he has a three headed dog who doesn't obey for anything.

    After months of trying to make an appointment with the best magical dog trainer in the city, Bucky has to resort to alternate methods to get Steve's help. And Steve's having none of it.

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    “Natasha, what did I say about setting me up on blind dates?”

    “Oh, this isn’t-”

    “At least you got the gender right this time,” Steve interrupted.

    “This really is-”

    “Hi,” Steve exaggeratedly said to Mystery Man, “I’m Steve but you probably already know that. I apologize for any sort of pretense these two-” Steve blatantly pointed to both Sam and Nat “-may have given; but, I am not interested in any more blind dates.”

    “First, drop the attitude,” Nat chastised, “second, I didn’t even know this fine gentleman was going to be here.”

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    Todo lo que Natasha conocía era el dinero, los viajes y la ropa de miles de dolares , cenas en restaurantes caros... sin embargo eso lo había perdido tiempo atrás y ahora era una persona común y corriente . Tenía que comenzar de cero, cosa que implicaba mudarse a otro país, cambiar de escuela y conseguir un empleo... Y tal vez, sólo tal vez encontrar el amor.

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    “Sergeant Barnes?”

    “Oh, hell no, don’t call him that, man,” Sam warned.

    “Captain Fuck Off!” Barnes shouted over him. “Fight me!”

    Steve didn’t know whether to laugh or just slink away. He managed to combine the two by pacing two steps and snorting instead. Like a bull.

    “I’m gonna need you to calm your ass, Barnes,” Sam said as he went limp again, obstructing Barnes’s struggling under him. “This is so undignified. That is Captain goddamn America.”

    “Captain goddamn America!” Barnes repeated, louder. And angrier.

    Steve cleared his throat again. “I’ve been looking for you,” he told Barnes.

    “I hope you brought lube this time!” Barnes shouted.

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    "You were supposed to be home two days ago."
    "I can't control the number of enemy agents. Or the weather."
    "Two days, Steve. And your comms were all down. Even Tony, in his infinite fucking wisdom, couldn't get us more than grainy visuals."
    "I just said I can't control th-"
    "I saw you get shot."
    "It wasn't as bad as it loo-"
    "You didn't move for six and a half minutes."

     

    Or, the one where Steve tries to apologize but Bucky is having none of it, and also Steve is a little shit so they bicker, have hot sex, and bicker some more. But it's done with love!

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    The first time he saw her, she gave him a heart attack. The second time, he swore he was seeing things. The third time made him think. The fifth time—well, he wondered if he was blind. Gen. AU. By Ruby.

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    Steve is old fashioned and sassy. Tony is also sassy. Tony also loves Steve
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    Sex and sass do not (or maybe do) mix

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    "God all I wanted was pudding, now I'm involved in a murder."
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    It all started when a fragile blonde boy showed up at a high school built and founded by the Stark Family. What he didn't know is that this school also had some Supernatural creatures in it.

    He also didn't know that this school sold pudding cups for 50 cents, and quite frankly, he was more than fine with that.

    Oh yeah, and his father, or Nick Fury as he prefers, is not his actual dad, Steve just calls him that to spite the man.

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    I decided to finally admit to the total soulmate AU trash that I am. So, here's some soulmate encounters that have been bouncing around in my brain.

    More will be added later and tags will be updated as we go along!

    Newest Chapters-

    Chapter 22: Of Saunas and Soulmates (Darcy/Scott Lang)

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    Hi, there! This is my very first fan fiction!! I have been a member here for over a year, just being an avid reader. Now, I join the many talented authors and hope my story is up to the challenge.

    The story takes place after Civil War. The reader is the neurologist summoned by King T’challa to help heal Bucky’s brain from Hydra’s torture. It follows the path of friendship between you, Steve, Tony, and Bucky. Maybe a little something more with Bucky…

    And there is Bucky with kittens. I mean, come on...

    I hope you enjoy!!

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    In which New York is lovely in March, Thor is not at all subtle, and Bucky might be the most oblivious man on earth, but at least his 100th birthday is a memorable one.

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    Tony never fucking sleeps. Even when he's in bed he never sleeps. Steve and Bucky decide to fix that.

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    Steve nodded and then Lance asked "So what's a cutie like you, workin' at a dump like this?"

    The blond set Lance's water down, and said "Actually, this 'dump' happens to belong to my parents, and I happen to like working here. But thanks for that comment, I'm sure my dad would really appreciate that. And nice try with the pick up line, but I've heard better than that."

    Brock and Clint snickered at Lance, but the gymnast just shrugged it off. He just smiled and put his hands up a little in defense and said "Sorry, I didn't mean to offend...Nice to meet you, Stevie...I'm Lance. Lance Tucker-"

    Steve nodded and said "Yeah, I know who you are...The asshole Gymnast, right? And don't call me Stevie. I'll be back with your drinks."

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    Bucky looked up at Howard and asked "You think I like doin' what I do? You think I like robbin' banks and stores, shootin' people, shootin' my friends, livin in shitty places and lookin' over my shoulder all the time? No, I don't...But you've got to understand somethin'...We had nothin'. Nothin' at all, we couldn't afford nothin', no more...

    After Steve was diagnosed, his treatments were gonna kill him, and kill us both...When you ain't got nothin', you don't get very far in life...Jus' a fact..."

    Howard said "There's other ways, Bucky...Do you think doin' what you guys have been doin', was good for Steve? Did you not think about how he felt?"

    Bucky chuckled dryly and said "Of course I thought about how he felt...He was the love of my fuckin' life, and you just fuckin' took him from me..." His voice cracked, and more tears rolled down his face.

    You've seen Bonnie & Clyde, the worlds most deadly couple. But you haven't seen nothing, until you've met Bucky and Stevie. Look out America, something worse is coming.

    (None of what happened in CA: TFA happens. No Hydra, no super soldier serum, none of that. Everything will be normal)

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