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    Don't play cards with Captain America. Just don't. Especially if you've pissed him off recently.

    (A prequel within the Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail Series)

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    Tony's recuperating from Siberia, most of the Avengers are hunted fugitives - what world has Bruce Banner returned to, who is this Spider Kid who keeps hanging around, and why is he giving Tony cacti? A story about building a science family, mending bridges and building new ones mostly built off prompts from Tumblr. Will be slightly AU.

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    “Natasha, what did I say about setting me up on blind dates?”

    “Oh, this isn’t-”

    “At least you got the gender right this time,” Steve interrupted.

    “This really is-”

    “Hi,” Steve exaggeratedly said to Mystery Man, “I’m Steve but you probably already know that. I apologize for any sort of pretense these two-” Steve blatantly pointed to both Sam and Nat “-may have given; but, I am not interested in any more blind dates.”

    “First, drop the attitude,” Nat chastised, “second, I didn’t even know this fine gentleman was going to be here.”

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    Todo lo que Natasha conocía era el dinero, los viajes y la ropa de miles de dolares , cenas en restaurantes caros... sin embargo eso lo había perdido tiempo atrás y ahora era una persona común y corriente . Tenía que comenzar de cero, cosa que implicaba mudarse a otro país, cambiar de escuela y conseguir un empleo... Y tal vez, sólo tal vez encontrar el amor.

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    In which 007!Steve meets his new quartermaster and Q!Tony meets his infamous agent. They're both pretty unimpressed with each other.

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    “Sergeant Barnes?”

    “Oh, hell no, don’t call him that, man,” Sam warned.

    “Captain Fuck Off!” Barnes shouted over him. “Fight me!”

    Steve didn’t know whether to laugh or just slink away. He managed to combine the two by pacing two steps and snorting instead. Like a bull.

    “I’m gonna need you to calm your ass, Barnes,” Sam said as he went limp again, obstructing Barnes’s struggling under him. “This is so undignified. That is Captain goddamn America.”

    “Captain goddamn America!” Barnes repeated, louder. And angrier.

    Steve cleared his throat again. “I’ve been looking for you,” he told Barnes.

    “I hope you brought lube this time!” Barnes shouted.

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    "You were supposed to be home two days ago."
    "I can't control the number of enemy agents. Or the weather."
    "Two days, Steve. And your comms were all down. Even Tony, in his infinite fucking wisdom, couldn't get us more than grainy visuals."
    "I just said I can't control th-"
    "I saw you get shot."
    "It wasn't as bad as it loo-"
    "You didn't move for six and a half minutes."

     

    Or, the one where Steve tries to apologize but Bucky is having none of it, and also Steve is a little shit so they bicker, have hot sex, and bicker some more. But it's done with love!

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    Steve is old fashioned and sassy. Tony is also sassy. Tony also loves Steve
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    Sex and sass do not (or maybe do) mix

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    "God all I wanted was pudding, now I'm involved in a murder."
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    It all started when a fragile blonde boy showed up at a high school built and founded by the Stark Family. What he didn't know is that this school also had some Supernatural creatures in it.

    He also didn't know that this school sold pudding cups for 50 cents, and quite frankly, he was more than fine with that.

    Oh yeah, and his father, or Nick Fury as he prefers, is not his actual dad, Steve just calls him that to spite the man.

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    I decided to finally admit to the total soulmate AU trash that I am. So, here's some soulmate encounters that have been bouncing around in my brain.

    More will be added later and tags will be updated as we go along!

    Newest Chapters-

    Chapter 22: Of Saunas and Soulmates (Darcy/Scott Lang)

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    In which New York is lovely in March, Thor is not at all subtle, and Bucky might be the most oblivious man on earth, but at least his 100th birthday is a memorable one.

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    Steve nodded and then Lance asked "So what's a cutie like you, workin' at a dump like this?"

    The blond set Lance's water down, and said "Actually, this 'dump' happens to belong to my parents, and I happen to like working here. But thanks for that comment, I'm sure my dad would really appreciate that. And nice try with the pick up line, but I've heard better than that."

    Brock and Clint snickered at Lance, but the gymnast just shrugged it off. He just smiled and put his hands up a little in defense and said "Sorry, I didn't mean to offend...Nice to meet you, Stevie...I'm Lance. Lance Tucker-"

    Steve nodded and said "Yeah, I know who you are...The asshole Gymnast, right? And don't call me Stevie. I'll be back with your drinks."

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    Bucky looked up at Howard and asked "You think I like doin' what I do? You think I like robbin' banks and stores, shootin' people, shootin' my friends, livin in shitty places and lookin' over my shoulder all the time? No, I don't...But you've got to understand somethin'...We had nothin'. Nothin' at all, we couldn't afford nothin', no more...

    After Steve was diagnosed, his treatments were gonna kill him, and kill us both...When you ain't got nothin', you don't get very far in life...Jus' a fact..."

    Howard said "There's other ways, Bucky...Do you think doin' what you guys have been doin', was good for Steve? Did you not think about how he felt?"

    Bucky chuckled dryly and said "Of course I thought about how he felt...He was the love of my fuckin' life, and you just fuckin' took him from me..." His voice cracked, and more tears rolled down his face.

    You've seen Bonnie & Clyde, the worlds most deadly couple. But you haven't seen nothing, until you've met Bucky and Stevie. Look out America, something worse is coming.

    (None of what happened in CA: TFA happens. No Hydra, no super soldier serum, none of that. Everything will be normal)

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    Stiles and Kira are having lunch in Manhattan when Stiles notices that a good-looking guy sitting nearby keeps staring at him.

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    Apparently the super solider serum didn't cover curing hiccups. Luckily Bucky has a cure.

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    Bucky accidentally texts Steve and dorkiness and cute shit ensures.

     

    Woah, look out. Another texting fic mixed with a high school fic.

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    "You insult my calm and non destructive hobbies, I can't believe that. Next time I see you near my house I'll tell at you to get off my lawn. See if some paparazzi won't make fun of you after that"

    "You're hilarious Sam. I can do non destructive too."

    ***
    In which three ex-soldiers recover, Sam gardens, Steve re discover art and Bucky ask all the wrong (right) questions.
    A recovery fic with fluff, sass and friendship.

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    One night,” Tony says, and just flies himself bodily into one of the canary yellow beekeepers like a red and gold battering ram. “I ask for one measly night. One single goddamn night with my boyfriend—”

    “Oh, is the boyfriend label on now?” Clint asks over the comms.

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    Steve Rogers' blog about ending the MAD Zone reaches many, so many that there are some who would rather see Steve--done away with. He's thrown into the MAD Zone as a smear campaign on his name (and to kill him). The MAD Zone is an alpha/omega free-for-all where they're free to fuck anyone they want and the law doesn't matter. Steve meets Bucky, an alpha with a muddled past, one who Steve isn't sure he should be trusting at all, but it's not easy surviving in the MAD Zone as an omega in heat.

    To make matters worse: Steve isn't wearing a collar to protect his unmated neck, which makes being around Bucky just as dangerous as being around the murderers out for Steve's life...

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    Alternatively Titled: Ship Tony with all the things!

    This is a collection of my short replies to the Drabble Challenge I'm currently conducting on Tumblr! Each chapter will be labeled with it's prompt, and ship. They are all unrelated unless otherwise labelled.
    CH1: Implied Stuckony | "No sympathy until you see a doctor"
    CH2: Stony | "You're seriously like a man-child"
    CH3: Stuckony | "Safety first. What are you? Five?"
    CH4: Winteriron | "I need a place to stay." & "Did you just hiss at me?"
    CH5: IronPanther | "They're not your kids, back the f off."
    CH6: Stuckony | "You need to see a doctor."
    CH7: Winteriron | "You can't banish me! This is my bed too!"
    CH8: Stuckony | "Put your penis away."
    CH9: IronWidow | "I'm bulletproof...But please don't shoot me."
    CH10: Winteriron | "I'm not crazy!"
    CH11: Winteriron | "I had a bad dream again."
    CH12: Implied Stony | "I would kill for coffee...Literally." & "I need a place to stay."
    CH13: Stuckony | "I haven't slept in ages."

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