14 Works in Sassy John

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    After the Baskerville case, Sherlock Holmes curled up on the sofa with two nicotine patches on his arm, fingers pressed together under his chin, and didn't breathe a word to John Watson. He couldn't begin to imagine what he was thinking of - or who, for that matter. (Inspiration from the song After Midnight by Blink-182)

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    La belle Paris, circa 1877.

    The City of Light they called it, shining, gaslit Paris, with its monuments, cafes, and the giggling girls and their admirers picnicking on the banks of the Seine, the smell of croissants, espresso, cigarettes and manure floating merrily along the boulevards.

    All seemed peaceful except for the chunks of human flesh that kept turning up at insane asylums.

    Sherlock goes undercover as a Parisian prostitute to catch a particularly brutal murderer. John is an Impressionist painter searching for a muse. When Sherlock overdoses on absinthe and John nurses him back to health, they agree to a business arrangement: Sherlock will model for John, and John will take care of Sherlock.

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    Now alone with the blue box, Sherlock felt himself nearly throw up. His brain could come up with no proper explanation.
    They had just run through a wall.
    The wall John had fallen through.
    The Holmes exhaled. “I’m coming, John...” he murmured, stepping through.
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    When John ends up literally falling into the 50s, Sherlock is determined to save him.

    Jack's interest in John begins to cause Sherlock to wonder why he cares so much.

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    John Watson works in corporate London and deals with his ludicrous association with the company's Vice President, Sherlock Holmes.

    These are the extra chapters in the 'Upping the Ante' Timeline. You may want to read that first. Or not. I'm a summary, not a cop.

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    6/?
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    “What do you think about bees?” Sherlock asks.
    Years have past and it's finally time to retire. If you're a normal person, this includes finding a quite house out in the country and settling down peacefully. If you're Sherlock, it includes bees, ongoing experiments and John.
    more fluff than plot

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    When John is talked into dying his hair pink, its the ultimate statement to a Hospital that rejects his identity. But when his new neon hair catches the eye of the worlds only Consulting Detective - you can expect things to get interesting. Especially when its John who's the confident one, and Sherlock just wants to study him - rather than take action. Alot of encouragement on John's part is required to let Sherlock actually think about who he is, and what John means to him.

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    10/?
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    John and Dave meet one Tuesday at a music bar called Skaia. Love happens. It is actually so much better than this summary.

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    A study in sentiment by the hand of the great consulting detective: Irene Adler.

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    Lestrade is forced to face his fears when he discovers he has no way out. Weeks later, Sherlock takes him home from the hospital and shows him that he cares in the most obnoxious way possible.

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    John tries to cook himself some escargot, gives himself terrible stomach cramps, lands himself in the hospital and then lands himself a hot doctor with a dick personality. Great.

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    3
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    John and Sherlock had a night out last night. Sherlock got drunk. Veeeery drunk.
    Sherlock is now hungover. Veeeery hungover.

    Tea- and sparkles- ensue.

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    Of all the things that John had anticipated when he and Sherlock were called to Buckingham palace for a case, the last thing on John's mind was his past walking - Strutting, really - back into his present. In that instant, though, John would realise that some secrets, no matter how meaningless they may seem, really ought to be told.

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    Two men in a baby shop. Philosophy and speculation ensue.

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