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    Even someone as brilliant as Sherlock can be incredibly clueless sometimes.

    Or: John flirts with Sherlock, using bad puns and pick-up lines about greek mythology and Sherlock doesn't notice at all.

    Language:
    English
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    510
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
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    213
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    A companion ficlet to "Come Back to Me, John." John and Sherlock's first meeting, but from Sherlock's point of view.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    679
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    234
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    When Mrs. Hudson asks the boys to come and help her with her flat, how could the boys say no?

    Language:
    English
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    1,127
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    4
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    83
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    Later John wonders if it was fate, destiny, or whether it was a crazy random happenstance that caused him to look across the street at that exact moment. Because as he raised his eyes to gaze at the shops across the street, he saw a face that he honestly didn’t expect to see again outside of a creepy evil secret warehouse or local swimming pool. At that moment, he looked up from his disappointing coffee and he saw him, London’s favourite consulting criminal: Jim Moriarty.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,911
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    177
    Kudos:
    521
    Bookmarks:
    101
    Hits:
    5899
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    Sherlock and John have a case to solve. But it's not the murder at London Zoo.
    Sherlock is reminded of a mistake in his system that he can't correct. John's sexual tension pushes him to the edge. Their relationship is trembling.
    And in the end, John has to ask Sherlock to help him with a devastating situation.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,771
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1876
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    "Wouldn't I be... outstanding in that capacity?"

    Bender and Claire in that closet. Because I couldn't not.

    ((Originally posted on ff.net))

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,133
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    659
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    Interlude.
    John knows that Sherlock wants him. And John knows that he wants Sherlock as well. But Sherlock is innocent while John is experienced.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,655
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    3572
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    Sherlock needs Molly's help; Molly needs Sherlock.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,161
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2529
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    John stared at Sherlock, lowering his newspaper in shock. “Excuse me?”

     

    “I lost a corpse.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    189
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    678
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    Sherlock wants to tell John how he truly feels about him but when he tries..it does not go the way he planned it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,262
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1062
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    John Watson is taken captive on a pirate ship. And not just by any pirate: the legendary Captain Sherlock Holmes. John's cooperation is essential to Sherlock, but he remains stubborn. However, it doesn't take long for John to grow attached to the fascinating pirate, and what started off as a mutually hateful relationship soon blossoms into something more. Together they navigate the threat of Moriarty, a jealous Victor Trevor, swashbuckling adventure, elaborate evil plans, ocean storms, saving each others lives countless times all while the romantic tension between them increases by the day.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,340
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2644
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    Sherlock and John argue about who is going to change their last name in the wedding.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    783
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1478
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    Just little snippets of conversation (aka: drabbles) between the high-functioning Sociopath and his blogger flatmate.

     

    “You need to stop leaving dead bodies in the kitchen, Sherlock.”

    “Correction, John. They are severed heads not bodies.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,542
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    712
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    They always say, a love between a vampire and a human cannot end well.
    They were right.
    But not in this relationship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,046
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    422
    Bookmarks:
    61
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    Summary

    Young love is such a wonderful thing.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,322
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    561
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    Sherlock stumbles upon a interesting golden dragon at a weekend market after running away from Lestrade and his team with crime scene evidence.

    Sherlock got to know him as John.
    If only he knew, what it seems to be a start of a wonderful companionship is the start of events that brings them further into the world of magic, and the unknown.

    In response, Sherlock does what he knows best; learn, deduce, and thrive.

     

    (On indefinite hiatus, for more info pls visit my profile.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,750
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    172
    Kudos:
    703
    Bookmarks:
    111
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    Omega!John is used to living on the street. He prides himself in his ability to fend off alphas and take care of himself. But when Alpha!Sherlock steps into his life, John begins to realize how lonely he really is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,064
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    360
    Bookmarks:
    93
    Hits:
    6694
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    Tired of the enclosed life he's always lived John advertises for a tutoring position. Even hidden in the finery of Thornfield Hall John can't escape his past and his painful memories. His employer Sherlock helps to distract him and it seems his presents is softening Sherlock's heart. But he will soon discovers that Sherlock's hiding a terrible secret. One that may destroy them both.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,650
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    3905
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    Sherlock is injured after a mission and is resting at Mycroft's estate, bored out of his mind. That is, until the handsome Captain John Watson shows up to interview for a job as a dog handler. Sherlock decides to have some fun with a fake interview, but the Captain might ultimately have a few lessons for Sherlock about animal behavior...

    An alternate universe retelling of how Sherlock and John met.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,300
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    626
    Bookmarks:
    127
    Hits:
    7562
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    “I can’t believe you talked me into this.” Rodney hunkered down on the wooden bench, sandaled feet scuffing the cement of the stand they sat on.
    John, for his part, shrugged and leant back until he was bridging the gap between his seat and the one behind. "Would you rather I blame the beer or the blowjob?”
    Rodney made a strangled noise.
    --------

    Or John talks Rodney in't jetboating for their honeymoon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,397
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    406

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