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    Young love is such a wonderful thing.

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    Sherlock stumbles upon a interesting golden dragon at a weekend market after running away from Lestrade and his team with crime scene evidence.

    Sherlock got to know him as John.
    If only he knew, what it seems to be a start of a wonderful companionship is the start of events that brings them further into the world of magic, and the unknown.

    In response, Sherlock does what he knows best; learn, deduce, and thrive.

    Language:
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    50,750
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    166
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    538
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    Just little snippets of conversation (aka: drabbles) between the high-functioning Sociopath and his blogger flatmate.

     

    “You need to stop leaving dead bodies in the kitchen, Sherlock.”

    “Correction, John. They are severed heads not bodies.”

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    They always say, a love between a vampire and a human cannot end well.
    They were right.
    But not in this relationship.

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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    24
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    137
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    John comes over to spend the weekend with his partner in crime at the strider house. Will Bro be able to keep up with their boyish shenanigans?

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    17
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    36
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    Omega!John is used to living on the street. He prides himself in his ability to fend off alphas and take care of himself. But when Alpha!Sherlock steps into his life, John begins to realize how lonely he really is.

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    English
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    13,064
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    243
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    66
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    Tired of the enclosed life he's always lived John advertises for a tutoring position. Even hidden in the finery of Thornfield Hall John can't escape his past and his painful memories. His employer Sherlock helps to distract him and it seems his presents is softening Sherlock's heart. But he will soon discovers that Sherlock's hiding a terrible secret. One that may destroy them both.

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    English
    Words:
    25,650
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    96
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    28
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    Sherlock is injured after a mission and is resting at Mycroft's estate, bored out of his mind. That is, until the handsome Captain John Watson shows up to interview for a job as a dog handler. Sherlock decides to have some fun with a fake interview, but the Captain might ultimately have a few lessons for Sherlock about animal behavior...

    An alternate universe retelling of how Sherlock and John met.

    Language:
    English
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    11,302
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    270
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    3344
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    Oh Sherlock, face it. Your boyfriend can solve crimes too you know?

    Language:
    English
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    545
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    1/1
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    After the Baskerville case, Sherlock Holmes curled up on the sofa with two nicotine patches on his arm, fingers pressed together under his chin, and didn't breathe a word to John Watson. He couldn't begin to imagine what he was thinking of - or who, for that matter. (Inspiration from the song After Midnight by Blink-182)

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    La belle Paris, circa 1877.

    The City of Light they called it, shining, gaslit Paris, with its monuments, cafes, and the giggling girls and their admirers picnicking on the banks of the Seine, the smell of croissants, espresso, cigarettes and manure floating merrily along the boulevards.

    All seemed peaceful except for the chunks of human flesh that kept turning up at insane asylums.

    Sherlock goes undercover as a Parisian prostitute to catch a particularly brutal murderer. John is an Impressionist painter searching for a muse. When Sherlock overdoses on absinthe and John nurses him back to health, they agree to a business arrangement: Sherlock will model for John, and John will take care of Sherlock.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,160
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    2686
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    Now alone with the blue box, Sherlock felt himself nearly throw up. His brain could come up with no proper explanation.
    They had just run through a wall.
    The wall John had fallen through.
    The Holmes exhaled. “I’m coming, John...” he murmured, stepping through.
    ~~
    When John ends up literally falling into the 50s, Sherlock is determined to save him.

    Jack's interest in John begins to cause Sherlock to wonder why he cares so much.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    33
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    6
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    John Watson works in corporate London and deals with his ludicrous association with the company's Vice President, Sherlock Holmes.

    These are the extra chapters in the 'Upping the Ante' Timeline. You may want to read that first. Or not. I'm a summary, not a cop.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,880
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    244
    Bookmarks:
    39
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    “What do you think about bees?” Sherlock asks.
    Years have past and it's finally time to retire. If you're a normal person, this includes finding a quite house out in the country and settling down peacefully. If you're Sherlock, it includes bees, ongoing experiments and John.
    more fluff than plot

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    English
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    1,754
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    5
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    When John is talked into dying his hair pink, its the ultimate statement to a Hospital that rejects his identity. But when his new neon hair catches the eye of the worlds only Consulting Detective - you can expect things to get interesting. Especially when its John who's the confident one, and Sherlock just wants to study him - rather than take action. Alot of encouragement on John's part is required to let Sherlock actually think about who he is, and what John means to him.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    1
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    6
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    349
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    A study in sentiment by the hand of the great consulting detective: Irene Adler.

    Language:
    English
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    3,957
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    22
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    1
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    1102
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    Lestrade is forced to face his fears when he discovers he has no way out. Weeks later, Sherlock takes him home from the hospital and shows him that he cares in the most obnoxious way possible.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,127
    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    6
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    66
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    7
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    1763
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    8
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    John tries to cook himself some escargot, gives himself terrible stomach cramps, lands himself in the hospital and then lands himself a hot doctor with a dick personality. Great.

    Language:
    English
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    1,290
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    John and Sherlock had a night out last night. Sherlock got drunk. Veeeery drunk.
    Sherlock is now hungover. Veeeery hungover.

    Tea- and sparkles- ensue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    303
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
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