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    Later John wonders if it was fate, destiny, or whether it was a crazy random happenstance that caused him to look across the street at that exact moment. Because as he raised his eyes to gaze at the shops across the street, he saw a face that he honestly didn’t expect to see again outside of a creepy evil secret warehouse or local swimming pool. At that moment, he looked up from his disappointing coffee and he saw him, London’s favourite consulting criminal: Jim Moriarty.

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    Sherlock needs Molly's help; Molly needs Sherlock.

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    John stared at Sherlock, lowering his newspaper in shock. “Excuse me?”

     

    “I lost a corpse.”

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    Sherlock wants to tell John how he truly feels about him but when he tries..it does not go the way he planned it.

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    John Watson is taken captive on a pirate ship. And not just by any pirate: the legendary Captain Sherlock Holmes. John's cooperation is essential to Sherlock, but he remains stubborn. However, it doesn't take long for John to grow attached to the fascinating pirate, and what started off as a mutually hateful relationship soon blossoms into something more. Together they navigate the threat of Moriarty, a jealous Victor Trevor, swashbuckling adventure, elaborate evil plans, ocean storms, saving each others lives countless times all while the romantic tension between them increases by the day.

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    Sherlock and John argue about who is going to change their last name in the wedding.

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    Just little snippets of conversation (aka: drabbles) between the high-functioning Sociopath and his blogger flatmate.

     

    “You need to stop leaving dead bodies in the kitchen, Sherlock.”

    “Correction, John. They are severed heads not bodies.”

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    7/?
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    They always say, a love between a vampire and a human cannot end well.
    They were right.
    But not in this relationship.

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    3/3
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    40
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    382
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    Young love is such a wonderful thing.

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    26
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    Sherlock stumbles upon a interesting golden dragon at a weekend market after running away from Lestrade and his team with crime scene evidence.

    Sherlock got to know him as John.
    If only he knew, what it seems to be a start of a wonderful companionship is the start of events that brings them further into the world of magic, and the unknown.

    In response, Sherlock does what he knows best; learn, deduce, and thrive.

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    10/?
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    Omega!John is used to living on the street. He prides himself in his ability to fend off alphas and take care of himself. But when Alpha!Sherlock steps into his life, John begins to realize how lonely he really is.

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    4/?
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    Tired of the enclosed life he's always lived John advertises for a tutoring position. Even hidden in the finery of Thornfield Hall John can't escape his past and his painful memories. His employer Sherlock helps to distract him and it seems his presents is softening Sherlock's heart. But he will soon discovers that Sherlock's hiding a terrible secret. One that may destroy them both.

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    8/8
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    40
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    Sherlock is injured after a mission and is resting at Mycroft's estate, bored out of his mind. That is, until the handsome Captain John Watson shows up to interview for a job as a dog handler. Sherlock decides to have some fun with a fake interview, but the Captain might ultimately have a few lessons for Sherlock about animal behavior...

    An alternate universe retelling of how Sherlock and John met.

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    10/10
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    “I can’t believe you talked me into this.” Rodney hunkered down on the wooden bench, sandaled feet scuffing the cement of the stand they sat on.
    John, for his part, shrugged and leant back until he was bridging the gap between his seat and the one behind. "Would you rather I blame the beer or the blowjob?”
    Rodney made a strangled noise.
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    Or John talks Rodney in't jetboating for their honeymoon.

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    Oh Sherlock, face it. Your boyfriend can solve crimes too you know?

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    545
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    1/1
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    After the Baskerville case, Sherlock Holmes curled up on the sofa with two nicotine patches on his arm, fingers pressed together under his chin, and didn't breathe a word to John Watson. He couldn't begin to imagine what he was thinking of - or who, for that matter. (Inspiration from the song After Midnight by Blink-182)

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    La belle Paris, circa 1877.

    The City of Light they called it, shining, gaslit Paris, with its monuments, cafes, and the giggling girls and their admirers picnicking on the banks of the Seine, the smell of croissants, espresso, cigarettes and manure floating merrily along the boulevards.

    All seemed peaceful except for the chunks of human flesh that kept turning up at insane asylums.

    Sherlock goes undercover as a Parisian prostitute to catch a particularly brutal murderer. John is an Impressionist painter searching for a muse. When Sherlock overdoses on absinthe and John nurses him back to health, they agree to a business arrangement: Sherlock will model for John, and John will take care of Sherlock.

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    15,160
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    8/?
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    34
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    164
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    32
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    Now alone with the blue box, Sherlock felt himself nearly throw up. His brain could come up with no proper explanation.
    They had just run through a wall.
    The wall John had fallen through.
    The Holmes exhaled. “I’m coming, John...” he murmured, stepping through.
    ~~
    When John ends up literally falling into the 50s, Sherlock is determined to save him.

    Jack's interest in John begins to cause Sherlock to wonder why he cares so much.

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    4/?
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    John Watson works in corporate London and deals with his ludicrous association with the company's Vice President, Sherlock Holmes.

    These are the extra chapters in the 'Upping the Ante' Timeline. You may want to read that first. Or not. I'm a summary, not a cop.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    “What do you think about bees?” Sherlock asks.
    Years have past and it's finally time to retire. If you're a normal person, this includes finding a quite house out in the country and settling down peacefully. If you're Sherlock, it includes bees, ongoing experiments and John.
    more fluff than plot

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    English
    Words:
    1,754
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    150
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1998

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