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    El pequeño Bilbo Bolson no fue criado por Bungo y Belladona, si no que fue criado por el concilio blanco y para Bilbo ellos son como unos padres.
    ¿Como afectara esto en la aventura? ¿ellos aceptaran que su pequeño hobbit se valla? ¿o que se enamore?

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    1/?
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    Thaddeus "Thorin" Oakley has never had much use for useless, spoiled, rich bratlings that get underfoot, that think they are better than all around them.

    Unfortunately for William Bagshawe, he fit the very image of "useless, spoiled, rich bratling" that Thorin had in his head and there was nothing that could ever change Thorin's mind about the fragile looking bratling.

    Right?

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    17/?
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    129
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    90
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    Having been close to death, Bifur can sense ghosts, wights and wraiths and knows if an object has been in contact with them. Unexpectedly, this is of more use during the quest than even Gandalf would have guessed.

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    1/1
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    23
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    3
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    Saruman has made his choice, but even in the depths of his fall, there remains parts of his old life.

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    1/1
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    2
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    5
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    Nori Ri is working for Interpol.

    Nori Ri recovered the Devonshire Emerald.

    Nori Ri knows all the tricks of the trade… and then some. (Okay, she invented most of them).

    Nori Ri caught The Spider.

    Nori Ri will hunt you down.

    Nori Ri is working for Interpol.

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    6/?
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    39
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    65
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    8
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    This is a little fill I did for the Hobbit kink meme based on this prompt:

    Thranduil was actually supposed to be present at the White Council in Imladris.

    Except he showed up fifteen minutes late with Starbucks (Stagbucks).

    The Anon who posted the prompt totally came up with the name Stagbucks, which I adore :)

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    671
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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    18
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    Melpomaen is a reborn elfling. He has two fathers because Saruman cursed one of them to fall pregnant to the next elf they saw - that unfortunate elf was Legolas. Mel was born with all his father, Erestor's, memories and intelligence and causes mayhem wherever he goes. He is probably the cutest, naughtiest and baddest elfling anywhere and yet he steadfastly refuses to believe he is anything but well behaved. Erestor is the only elf to have ever suffered a migraine; he hopes they will go when Mel is fifty and leaves home.

    Wherever Mel goes there is uproar. Things become worse when he finds out that the Valar have already assigned him a soul mate and that a new baby brother is on the way, who is also reborn. Who are Mel's first set of parents and why does Saruman want to capture him. How did Mel manage to stab the wizard in the eye with an arrow and why is Sauron so interested in him? Also, why have the Valar assigned Gandalf to be his guide?

    The story follows Mel as he grows, until he becomes an adult, finding out about his true origins on the way. Will he choose to be good or will he embrace evil? It could go either way.

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    56/?
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    4
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    7
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    Manwe forms the Istari and sends them over the sea, from Valinor to Middle-earth. He expects them to aid in the fight against Sauron and bring the errant Maia back to Valinor, so the Valar can kick his ass. The Istari do not want to go, except Saruman who, apparently, was once Mairon's sex slave.

    Why is Radaghast sitting at the top of the ship's mast talking to an albatross?

    How does Olorin arrive at the name Gandalf the Grey?

    Will Cirdan wait forever or will he one day know happiness? Will Gandalf take good care of his ring?

    Just how will the five wizards managed on the voyage over, and why does Saruman think he can order them about when he is the butt of the other Istari's jokes?

    Read on and find out!

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    In memoriam.

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    Bilba Baggins, popular model for a premier lingerie company, isn't always entirely convinced that the perks of the job are worth the hassle. Can't she even go to the shops without being recognized?

    But Thorin Oakenshield doesn't seem to recognize her at all, even with her nearly-naked breasts forever plastered across half of London.

    That's... a very refreshing change.

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    10/?
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    231
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    Bilbo is struck down at the Battle of Five Armies. In order to save his life, Thorin makes a deal with the Necromancer...and through his meddling, the fate of Middle-earth is altered forever. (Sort of a continuation of 'Just One Chance, Just One Breath'.)

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    8/?
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    3
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    24
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    3
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    I was trying to fill something on the kmeme, but I read it wrong and didn't pick just one paring. I also gave up halfway through.

    The end result was a short series of ever shorter fic that includes:
    O Tannenbaum by Nat King Cole (Bilbo/Thorin fluff)
    Get Back by The Beatles (Genfic)
    Love Story by Taylor Swift (Fili/Kili)
    Holding Out for a Hero (I'll leave this one as a surprise)
    Screw the Nether (feat. The Yogscast & Sparkles*) by inthelittlewood (Genfic)

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    1/1
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    3
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    Bofur is entirely too old to be trying to woo a younger man with jokes that make Bilbo eye the ceiling in embarrassment. KÍli is entirely too intelligent to be inviting a complete stranger into his home over a flower or two. Somehow, they forget these things.

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    24,308
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    53
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    131
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    28
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    4032
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    The day Bilbo Baggins planned to kill himself, he got a job as a bartender. A job that would end up changing his life as he finds himself the inadvertent member of a group of misfits planning on bringing down the mafia.

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    3/?
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    56
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    44
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    16
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    1776
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    The Shire is spread out at Bilbo’s feet like a green duvet that stretches out as far as the eye can see. The air is full of birdsong and the indistinct murmur of a small town; conversation, laughter, and squabbling all blending together into a single cohesive whole.

    Bilbo stands on young strong legs without thinking and takes three shaking steps away from the polished flagstone that makes up the front step of Bag End.

    There is Farmer Maggot driving a herd of geese to market and there, there is Hamfast Gamgee tramping down Bagshot Row looking like a tween again with a flask of Gamgee rotgut poking out his back pocket. He is surrounded by faces and voices he knows, all of whom should be older and altered. Many of which should be dead.

    ‘Is this the undying land?’ Bilbo wonders and pinches himself. It feels real. It feels too real. If feels… familiar.

    Bilbo gets sent back from the Undying Lands for one last try. Sometimes perspective makes all the difference.

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    31,668
    Chapters:
    12/?
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    673
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    799
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    260
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    26039
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    Strange Bearded Robed Man was in The Shire today. Time for some pain.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    17
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    249
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    When it is prophesied that Kili's heart has the power to grant immortality, Thror plots to murder the young prince...but there is another prince who would give his life to prevent this. A Snow White story.

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    3/3
    Comments:
    11
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    92
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    23
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    2869
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    Porn Industry AU. Azog and Bilbo are porn stars and the film they are starring in might not look out of place as a non-con/dub-con fic. But their on-screen personas are nothing like their off-screen personalities. Bilbo is the sassiest star there and doesn't take shit from anyone and Azog is working his way through a university degree.

    Featuring: Everyone and the Kitchen Sink. (I lied--the sink only makes a cameo.)

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    13,153
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    91
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    94
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1992
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    The real reason that Lobelia ended up languishing in the Lockholes!

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    1/1
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    1
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    19
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    First year Bilbo Baggins never wanted anything to do with the war between the Durin and Moira families that waged in the halls of Hogwarts.

    Unfortunately, you don't always get what you want.

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    1,515
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    289

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