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    Church blamed his faulty memory on the head injury. Everything was all mixed up. He’s pretty sure he’s got the most important bits down now; if only Captain Flowers would stop asking. Honestly it’s like Agent Florida—Flowers—Florida?—thought Church would give him away.
    Oh.
    Oh.
    Well this explained a lot.


    Wherein Alpha’s memories are even more of a mess than previously thought.

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    After the cliffhanger of Season 13, the Reds and Blues of Project Freelancer come to terms with the loss of their teammate, comrade, and brother: Leonard Church.

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    Dick Simmons is a single dad with only one place to turn, unfortunately, that place comes with a gang of unusual companions who plan on 'fixing his life' their way. Whatever that means.

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    Blood Gulch isn't a big town, but sometimes it feels like the whole damn world, and Carolina's let herself get lost in it. The journey back to being a real person, isn't an easy one, but with a locksmith and an army veteran, along with a diner full of friendly idiots at her side, she might just make it.

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    'An extra-watery grave would be just as hydrometrically dense as a normal seawater grave, sir.'

    Simmons seeks help landing a human.

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    After crash landing back in blood gulch. Simmons starts to notice strange changes in himself….
    (takes place after season 15)

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    They didn't say goodbye.

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    A sequel to "Tattoo" but it's not necessary to read it beforehand.

    Simmons feelings towards Grif have always been complicated but there's no doubt that he's the one person out here who he can stand to be around and the one person who maybe makes him happy. So he decides he's going to give Grif a gift to make up for all this maybe friendship that he's sure he doesn't deserve.

    Too bad nothing seems good enough...

    Audience participation is encouraged! If you've got a gift idea you'd like to see feel free to throw it my way!

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    In a world where magic and monsters roam the land, it isn't a stretch to imagine that the remnants of the past would have an impact on the here and now.

    Of course, it also doesn't help that our hapless group of adventurers are idiots when it comes to the epic stuff.

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    Basically, Carolina and Wash realize that the Blood Gulch Crew is terrifying. There's a reason that they've survived Meta, Tex, and everything else thrown at them. Includes Donut's immortality, Caboose's superstrength, and other points of confusion for everyone else.

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    Donut has had a hard life, but Doc will always be there. Tucker's having trouble with his kid, but Wash will always be there. Simmons can't keep it together, but Grif will always be there. Carolina doubts herself, but Kimball will always be there. They all go at their own pace, but when they say it... it's music to their ears. "I love you."

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    A Fine Arts AU that no one wanted but I'm doing it anyway because I'm a self-indulgent piece of shit.

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    They know it’s over when they watch a bullet lance through Kimball’s helmet.

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    A Collection of 1 shots for RvB. Take requests.

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    In the land of the trees, a wanderer is a person without a home. They travel around looking for- well, it could be a number of any different things, really. It just depends on the individual. A common trait found in all wanderers, however, is how they claim their namesake: they can never stay in one place for very long.

    Don't be surprised if you look up one moment to find them gone in the next.

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    Lavernius thinks too much. Or maybe his worries are justified. He wonders, perhaps, if there are certain vital pieces of information that he's missed entirely. Maybe he's made the wrong choice in life. Now that he thinks about it, maybe he should have actually made life choices.

    Maybe the heat is getting to him; the sun is playing tricks with him. That could be a possibility. Yeah.

    Or: Lavernius thinks entirely too much and his relationship isn't as complicated as he makes it out to be. Or is it?

    Maybe you just can't change who someone really is. He should have learned that a long time ago.

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    There are some things the Hate Glue cannot stop from falling apart. Himself, for example.

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    Simmons, injured and recovering and not of much use to anyone, is sent to along with a skeleton crew to guard the curious Doctor Grey from nothing at all as she studies the utterly boring, empty, out of the way newly discovered planet, W-W-413. Nothing's there besides water, more water, and maybe some fish swimming in it.

    Some unusually exotic fish, perhaps.

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    ⚠️SPOILER WARNING⚠️

    Caboose finds a new friend during his adventures.

    ( This takes place between the end of RVB Season 13 and the start of RVB Season 15 )

    ⚠️SPOILER WARNING⚠️

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    Donut tries to bake a cheesecake and it goes about as well as anticipated.

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    Simmons is thankful that men don’t have bulimia. Otherwise, it’d be really fucking difficult to explain why he never keeps his dinner down. (Updates every Tuesday.)

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    30/?
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    Church hates soccer more than he's willing to admit. But he'd do anything to stand next to Dexter Grif a couple of times a month. Anything.

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