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    Stiles doesn't mean to sneak into the Hale wedding, and he certainly doesn't mean to have cliche coat-room sex with the bride's uncle, but what had happened, happened, and it wasn't like he could just leave. At least, not until he got to have some of that cake.

    Based off the tumblr prompt "I crashed your family member’s wedding for the free food but hi there”

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    Di quella volta che è Stiles a mordere Peter e non il contrario.
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    Stiles mollò la presa e fissò il segno a malapena visibile del morso sparire velocemente. “Sei uno Stiles mannaro adesso. E io sono il tuo Alpha, quindi ti comando di andarti a sedere al tavolo e restartene buono fino a che non avrò finito con la cena. E se dirai anche una sola parola, giuro che andrò a vivere da mio padre per almeno due settimane!”

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    Stiles had been wanting to leave Beacon Hills for some time. She was ready for a change, and wanted to leave the past behind. Peter wasn't about to let that happen.

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    "Once the Nogitsune takes root in someone's soul, it isn't unusual for it to leave enough of its energy to regenerate should something happen, feeding off of despair and chaos from that person's soul. It also isn't uncommon for the Nogitsune to develop characteristics of that person and become attached to their host."

    The Nogitsune comes back when Stiles is at his weakest. The difference? Now he's out to protect Stiles from not only the two demon princes waiting in the depths of the boy's damaged soul, but from his own "pack" that practically abandoned him and a coven of vampires. Can the pack save Stiles? Does he even want to be saved anymore? Giving up control just seems so nice right now... and the Nogitsune has been so kind to him he doesn't want to leave the peaceful cradle of his mind.

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    High school. It's difficult enough to navigate on its own. Especially when you were quick-witted, bitterly sarcastic, and emotionally constipated with a bad case of verbal diarrhea. And yes she was aware of the inherent contradiction contained within that phrase.

    When Charlie Oswin moved to Beacon Hills after the death of her father, she thought the worst she'd have to deal with was gossip, term papers, and her new best friend Lydia Martin lipsticking her to death in the never-ending quest to make Charlie socially acceptable. Actually Lydia had described it more as avoiding becoming a 'facepalm-inducing embarrassment'. But for a tiny town that was 90% forest with one functional movie theater, a lot of people seemed to be dying. There was something off going on in Beacon Hills.

    Enter one Stiles Stilinski. He was a twitchy, sarcastic weirdo, and she appreciated that in a person. He and his friend Scott McCall also happened to be at the center of every strange thing that was going on in this weird-ass town. It was one giant mystery. And she was going to figure out what it was. She just never expected to stop being scary and defensive long enough to start developing actual human feelings along the way.

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    7/?
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    5
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    So I have a new favourite ship. Stiles and Lydia from Teen Wolf. This will be a slow burn multi chapter story.

    So basically Stiles and Lydia have both been pining after the other pretending that they hate other. It's starts off at the end of High School, and leads into them both being at the same college. Not sure how long it will be. I'm just going to go with the flow and see where it ends up. Enjoy!!!

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    "Hale of a Wait" read the headline on the front page of Wizard Weekly in bold, red letters.
    "If you can remember, in the Early Summer of 2012, the Hale family home was set alight from the inside, possibly by a spell-gone-wrong, which killed 33 wizards, humans and squibs. The only survivor, well, we believed this to be the only one, Peter Hale, was put into a medically induced coma by healers after gaining large burns to his right side.
    "Now, as an anonymous owl had stated, there is a Hale in Hogwarts. In fact it was one of the missing three who bodies were believed to be unable to find in the wreckages of the fire. Derek Hale is now a first year student, though he is 16, he and his sisters were also spotted leaving Flourish and Blotts in late August."
    Alan Deaton was said to have found the Hales inside and apartment in New York while he was teaching young wizards about transfiguration in late July. The teacher has been known to be good friends with the family, even assisting to pay for Peter Hales recovery.
    "The question truly is, my readers, did Alan actually find the Hales? Or is this a much larger set up for something unexpected? You can never know with Hogwarts."

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    When stiles was a child he was a sarcastic little shit.

    Now stiles is a teenager, he’s a sarcastic little shit.

    He used to think that his sarcasm drove people away, and it did, but there must be something wrong with Derek because he stays. He always stays.

    P.S. Teen & Up rating for language.

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    Exactly what it says on the tin, guys.

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    (STEREK AU)
    Questa storia è composta da dei flash back, da cui nasce il titolo, presenti in “Welcome to Paradise or to Hell”, tutt’altra storia, per cui non è necessario aver letto la long, prendete questa OS come presentazione della coppia, se mai poi decidete di passare alla long originale. Ogni parte avrà un titolo. Per chi già conosce queste parti, in questa Os sono presenti due extra che non verranno inseriti nella storia madre.

    Buona lettura.

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    Enough was enough. Apparently Stiles has a spark, whatever the hell that means, but every time he asks about it Deaton shoots him down or gives him a round about answer that leaves Stiles with even more questions. After everything he has been through Stiles knows that the supernatural will keep coming to Beacon Hills. He has learned many things over the years of being a human in a supernatural shit storm.

    or Stiles decides to find someone to teach him how to use his Spark

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    Stiles Stilinski was diagnosed when he was fifteen, and has been in and out of hospitals since then. Cora Hale happens to get herself into something that ends up with Stiles and Derek Hale meeting each other at odd circumstances. They may fall in love somewhere down the road. Or down the hospital halls.

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    Stiles gets attacked by a talon wielding creature, leaving him in a medically induced coma for three weeks and with scars all up his back. At sixteen he’s done fighting a war that isn’t his to fight so he leaves, dad in tow.

    He finds a normal life in his new town, he settles and finds himself. He finds friends and love in the seaside town and he leaves the supernatural world behind him.

    Well he tries to until he finds himself at Harvard where the supernatural finds him. You can’t escape them for that long when they know of you. Stiles fights and builds a name for himself, one that gets back to the Beacon Hills pack.

    Stiles had hoped for a normal life, but things never work out when you have a sourwolf knocking on your door, begging for your help.

    Or the one where Stiles tries to leave everything behind but the pack pulls him back in and he's a badass when he gets back and kicks major ass.

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    Jordan wakes up next to Lydia and realises things can still be ok. :)

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    A fill for the lovely sinzh over at livejournal who said "More than anything, I would LOVE to see a crossover bringing Stiles instead of Kevin into the SPN Season 7, ep 21 (reading is fundamental ep)".

    Here you are, sinzh. If you ever see this I hope you enjoy.

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    Inspired by this Tumblr prompt: I’m a barista and you’re the obnoxious customer who comes through and orders a venti macchiato while talking on the phone the whole time so I misspell your name in increasingly creative ways every day AU

    Written for Steter Secret Santa 2.0 for freefallintofandom on Tumblr.

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    Five times Peter and Stiles go on secret dates and are interrupted by the supernatural and the one time they didn’t and everything was quite ordinary. Also the five times Stiles never gets to have dessert and the one time he does.

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    12
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    Stiles is tired of being the Human of the pack. The vulnrable one. The burden. The Outsider. So he goes behind the Pack's backs to learn Martial Arts and Parkour. It would have worked too. Too bad the Pack's Alpha gets the feeling that Stiles has been lying to him. Now if only he could get Stiles to open up to him, but how can he do that when he's too busy being emotionally constipated? It really doesn't help that Stiles has been acting like the King of pain and hurt, at least that's how Derek sees it. And if Stiles finds out he's magic on the way, well, bonus. He finds friends in his parkour group which is an Alphaless pack. Wait, what? But they're supposed to be human!

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    Stiles is a writer of gay erotica whose work, according to his Editor (one miss Lydia Martin) has gotten dull and boring. Lydia suggest's that Stiles try to LIVE a little, gain some new juicy experiences that he can write about and bring the heat up again. Only problem is Stiles is a bit on the dorky side and not good with 'living a little'. After a whole slew of embarrassing situations brought on by his best(sometimes!) friend Scott, he's given some wise advice and decides to take a tropical paradise vacation. All's going good and well, and he's got a major crush on his super hot tour guide Danny. Yet it seem's like he can't stop bumping into Derek, who, as annoying and brooding as he seem's, also makes it quite clear he WANTS Stiles. As in...wants wants. With the two being brought together almost by fate, Stiles discover's that Derek is more than he seems....WAY more.

    I do not own teen wolf or any characters/photos used from it.

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    114,464
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    225
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    967
    Bookmarks:
    318
    Hits:
    26677

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