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    "Once the Nogitsune takes root in someone's soul, it isn't unusual for it to leave enough of its energy to regenerate should something happen, feeding off of despair and chaos from that person's soul. It also isn't uncommon for the Nogitsune to develop characteristics of that person and become attached to their host."

    The Nogitsune comes back when Stiles is at his weakest. The difference? Now he's out to protect Stiles from not only the two demon princes waiting in the depths of the boy's damaged soul, but from his own "pack" that practically abandoned him and a coven of vampires. Can the pack save Stiles? Does he even want to be saved anymore? Giving up control just seems so nice right now... and the Nogitsune has been so kind to him he doesn't want to leave the peaceful cradle of his mind.

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    9/?
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    70
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    446
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    131
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    Stiles' first day at the FBI was also going to be his last. That had to be some kind of record, surely?

    ...

    On his first day at the FBI, Stiles discovers that Derek is wanted for mass murder. Stiles knows that Derek's innocent and is determined to find out who framed him.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    30/30
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    557
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    1101
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    208
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    High school. It's difficult enough to navigate on its own. Especially when you were quick-witted, bitterly sarcastic, and emotionally constipated with a bad case of verbal diarrhea. And yes she was aware of the inherent contradiction contained within that phrase.

    When Charlie Oswin moved to Beacon Hills after the death of her father, she thought the worst she'd have to deal with was gossip, term papers, and her new best friend Lydia Martin lipsticking her to death in the never-ending quest to make Charlie socially acceptable. Actually Lydia had described it more as avoiding becoming a 'facepalm-inducing embarrassment'. But for a tiny town that was 90% forest with one functional movie theater, a lot of people seemed to be dying. There was something off going on in Beacon Hills.

    Enter one Stiles Stilinski. He was a twitchy, sarcastic weirdo, and she appreciated that in a person. He and his friend Scott McCall also happened to be at the center of every strange thing that was going on in this weird-ass town. It was one giant mystery. And she was going to figure out what it was. She just never expected to stop being scary and defensive long enough to start developing actual human feelings along the way.

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    English
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    166,155
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    15/?
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    9
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    55
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    17
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    1365
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    Planning a wedding? Not really something Stiles ever wanted to do, thanks. But when best bro duty calls, you answer. Luckily, another best bro has been called up as well. Enter Derek Hale.

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    1/1
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    40
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    249
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    47
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    2513
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    He's struggled with this his entire life. Sure his methods weren't safe, nor were they practical in the long-term... but he never strived for long-term. Let's just say one particular werewolf wasn't too keen on letting his self destruction continue.

    OR

    Stiles struggles with depression and after being pushed to the outskirts of the pack, he starts to crumble. Enter Derek Hale and his eyebrows.

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    English
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    5,809
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    38
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    646
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    105
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    12081
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    Stiles had been wanting to leave Beacon Hills for some time. She was ready for a change, and wanted to leave the past behind. Peter wasn't about to let that happen.

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    19,536
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    71
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    402
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    89
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    19441
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    Stiles doesn't mean to sneak into the Hale wedding, and he certainly doesn't mean to have cliche coat-room sex with the bride's uncle, but what had happened, happened, and it wasn't like he could just leave. At least, not until he got to have some of that cake.

    Based off the tumblr prompt "I crashed your family member’s wedding for the free food but hi there”

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    276
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    2377
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    663
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    Stiles was tired. He was tierd and helpless.
    He did try to fight it, he really did, but in the end the Dark won.
    He died and for a while he was happy with that thought, but fate (or supernatural Gods) had other plans for him.

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    English
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    2,063
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1923
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    Stiles, Scott and the Reader find a crate with a box inside. Scott hears a heartbeat so they check it out. There they find Gizmo. Of they fall in love with the little Mogwai. With no instructions with Gizmo he gets wet and multiples, and he gets feed after midnight. So the Gremlins start killing people. So Dean and Sam come to investigate and find it's not what it seems as they find out about the Gremlins. With the help of Derek, Chris Argent, Allison, Scott, Stiles and the Reader they all fight to save Beacon Hills from the terror of the Gremlins.

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    1/1
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    2
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    2
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    75
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    Sam and Dean Winchester travel to Beacon Hills to investigate reports of missing persons. They meet and team up with Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall, and the rest of Scott's pack to solve the case. Unfortunately things don't always go so smoothly and Dean and Stiles' Cars end up as humans brought forth from a parallel universe.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    781
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    "What the hell's the matter with you kid!? Do you have a death wish or something?!"

    Actually, Stiles liked the sound of that

    "Yeah.... as a matter of fact, I do, the name's Death Wish, nice to meet ya'!" he grinned beneath the bandanna, spraying the pepper spray into the robber's eyes

     

    Or: Stiles is diagnosed with Frontal Temporal Dementia; he doesn't deal with it in the best of ways

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
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    316
    Bookmarks:
    42
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    3774
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    En la vida de Tony, existen personas de todo tipo con las cuales de vez en cuando socializa, entre seres inteligentes como el propio Bruce Banner y Reed Richards, como otros bastante molestos como Wade Wilson o Clint Barton, aunque también había uno que era una mezcla de los dos y era, aparte, su acosador personal.

    Language:
    Español
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    1,127
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    244
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    Stiles gets attacked by a talon wielding creature, leaving him in a medically induced coma for three weeks and with scars all up his back. At sixteen he’s done fighting a war that isn’t his to fight so he leaves, dad in tow.

    He finds a normal life in his new town, he settles and finds himself. He finds friends and love in the seaside town and he leaves the supernatural world behind him.

    Well he tries to until he finds himself at Harvard where the supernatural finds him. You can’t escape them for that long when they know of you. Stiles fights and builds a name for himself, one that gets back to the Beacon Hills pack.

    Stiles had hoped for a normal life, but things never work out when you have a sourwolf knocking on your door, begging for your help.

    Or the one where Stiles tries to leave everything behind but the pack pulls him back in and he's a badass when he gets back and kicks major ass.

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    English
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    34,576
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    171
    Kudos:
    845
    Bookmarks:
    198
    Hits:
    14183
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    “Eleven,” she replied carefully. “You?”

    “Stiles. Why are you in my home?” Stiles raised his bat, eyes never moving from her. Behind her, the door opened with a loud creak.

    A.K.A. the crossover between Stranger Things and Teen Wolf nobody wanted.

    Language:
    English
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    586
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    376
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    Di quella volta che è Stiles a mordere Peter e non il contrario.
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    Stiles mollò la presa e fissò il segno a malapena visibile del morso sparire velocemente. “Sei uno Stiles mannaro adesso. E io sono il tuo Alpha, quindi ti comando di andarti a sedere al tavolo e restartene buono fino a che non avrò finito con la cena. E se dirai anche una sola parola, giuro che andrò a vivere da mio padre per almeno due settimane!”

    Series
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    Italiano
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    377
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    78
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    Language:
    Italiano
    Words:
    97,342
    Chapters:
    28/28
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    4539
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    So I have a new favourite ship. Stiles and Lydia from Teen Wolf. This will be a slow burn multi chapter story.

    So basically Stiles and Lydia have both been pining after the other pretending that they hate other. It's starts off at the end of High School, and leads into them both being at the same college. Not sure how long it will be. I'm just going to go with the flow and see where it ends up. Enjoy!!!

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    English
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    35,336
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    5431
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    "Hale of a Wait" read the headline on the front page of Wizard Weekly in bold, red letters.
    "If you can remember, in the Early Summer of 2012, the Hale family home was set alight from the inside, possibly by a spell-gone-wrong, which killed 33 wizards, humans and squibs. The only survivor, well, we believed this to be the only one, Peter Hale, was put into a medically induced coma by healers after gaining large burns to his right side.
    "Now, as an anonymous owl had stated, there is a Hale in Hogwarts. In fact it was one of the missing three who bodies were believed to be unable to find in the wreckages of the fire. Derek Hale is now a first year student, though he is 16, he and his sisters were also spotted leaving Flourish and Blotts in late August."
    Alan Deaton was said to have found the Hales inside and apartment in New York while he was teaching young wizards about transfiguration in late July. The teacher has been known to be good friends with the family, even assisting to pay for Peter Hales recovery.
    "The question truly is, my readers, did Alan actually find the Hales? Or is this a much larger set up for something unexpected? You can never know with Hogwarts."

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    English
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    4,988
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    24
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    When stiles was a child he was a sarcastic little shit.

    Now stiles is a teenager, he’s a sarcastic little shit.

    He used to think that his sarcasm drove people away, and it did, but there must be something wrong with Derek because he stays. He always stays.

    P.S. Teen & Up rating for language.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1192
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    (STEREK AU)
    Questa storia è composta da dei flash back, da cui nasce il titolo, presenti in “Welcome to Paradise or to Hell”, tutt’altra storia, per cui non è necessario aver letto la long, prendete questa OS come presentazione della coppia, se mai poi decidete di passare alla long originale. Ogni parte avrà un titolo. Per chi già conosce queste parti, in questa Os sono presenti due extra che non verranno inseriti nella storia madre.

    Buona lettura.

    Language:
    Italiano
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    1
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    206

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