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    Will has been updating Nico's taste in music and finds himself spending more and more time with him. Nico becomes more outgoing now that he has a friend to be outgoing with. Will starts rebelling more now that he has someone to rebel with. Together they become that cynical duo with a witty retort for nearly anything. But they've both got, like, emotions and stuff under their aloof exteriors. You just have to read between the lines.

    Started as a oneoff with punk!Will but I ended up liking their dynamic and may write more when I've got some time.

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    Да-да, конечно, воссоединение - сплошь пони и радуги, так оно и бывает, когда семьдесят лет провел в качестве орудия убийства. Что вообще может пойти не по плану?

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    45/?
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    Cassiopeia Black knows what she's getting into when an owl gives her an emerald-inked letter. She tucks her father's hair into a ponytail and cracks her knuckles and tells herself it doesn't matter what they think anyway, even if the way they all look at her hurts a little.

    George Weasley blinks a little at the girl's last name, but he mimics Black's spearmint and knife flash smirk at his twin, and Fred nods back. Mum and Dad had invited Black's mother over for tea once or twice, and they had rather liked her smirk too, though Black's mother has a smirk more closer to rock 'n' roll and lemon juice. That's that, for the most part.

    Cedric Diggory didn't learn her last name at first, he learnt her slight, shy smile for when she was nervous and what a Walkman was, and that was more important than a last name.

    Adrian Pucey thinks her a little bit of a riddle, but he's no Ravenclaw, and he won't go searching too far for answers. Luckily for him, Cassiopeia Black wonders about him too. Him and his blue blooded, slender hands that are so deft at chopping up potions ingredients.

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    10/17
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    After suffering a terrible injury, ex-Auror Alfred Pennyworth leaves Britain for America to work for a former school-friend.

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    Oh sure, reunion results in happiness, kittens, and rainbows, because that's definitely how life goes when you've just spent 70 years as a tool of villainy. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

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    4/?
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    The Knights of Ren were the most respected gang in the area, and it was always your dream to join them. You finally got the chance to, but apparently when you did, you were one of the very few people that would help them dismantle a cruel system that had been running for a long time and had been threatening many people in the area.

    Well, until your thirsty ass got in the way, as usual. Your sister wasn't helping either, since apparently her sole purpose in life was to instigate you.

    You only wanted to be a biker. How was this real life?

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    Will Brandt and a couple who're into BDSM.

    What could go wrong?

    (Or, honeypot missions aren't that bad when you're kinda into the people you have to sleep with.)

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    Magic was supposed to be whimsical, enchanting, fun. But it's 1975 and the self-proclaimed Dark Lord has other plans. Dark Marks are graffiti'ed across the sky as a warning, a threat.

    Hogwarts students try to focus on their schooling, their friends, and being a child while they can. But some of their parents remember Grindelwald and they recognize the signs. With fellow students practicing dark magic and friendships being tested, it's hard to ignore that their parents' war will soon be theirs.

    And yet, they still try, forcing light in the darkness and daring to laugh when others want to cry. After all, they aren't dead yet, and there's few things that would irritate the Dark Lord more than a bunch of blood traitors and muggleborns thriving in the face of his power. This is the story of those blood traitors, those half-bloods, those muggleborns, growing up and up to no good.

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    A confusing run-in with Widowmaker one night leaves Tracer a little shaken, and she'll need some help from her friends to get over it - but life goes on for the plucky young British superhero. The sun still rises and the bad guys still need beating back.

    Luckily for innocents everywhere, the cavalry's here - and she's bringing some company.

    However, they all have their own problems: Jack and Winston are at each other's throats, Lena and Emily are trying to have a life that's at least pleasant if not exactly normal, Widowmaker herself starts to take matters of her life into her own hands. Sombra's always digging for info or a good new friend, Ana feels like nobody listens to her, and Reaper? Well, Reaper has a knife in his back and he's looking for a new place to plant it.

    Throw in a mysterious computer virus, blend until smooth, enjoy hot or cold.

    (An ensemble cast, multi-ship story that follows a few paths but winds them in together. Ultimately, it's a story about the many forms love and relationships can take, and how they fit in with people's lives. Oh, as well as omnic zombies, high-speed chases, bank heists, betrayal, chemical warfare, and stealing a hospital. It's also a story about those.)

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    Chapters:
    39/?
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    Hannah wakes up in a foreign world she recognizes a little too well and she freaks out. Something horrible has happened to her: she was beaten within an inch of her life and left on the side of a road. If it hadn't been for the kindness of Ostwick mages that fixed her up and brought her to Haven, she probably would have been dead.

    That being said, she is familiar with Dragon Age games and has read plenty of fanfiction on the topic. She is well aware what the concept of MGIT is and wants nothing to do with it. However, she does want to know how the hell she got transported into Thedas before the explosion at the Conclave - and existence of Fade rifts - and how the hell was she going to get out?

    Note: Beware of the ever-changing tags for triggers and relationship updates.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    In which Yoongi is depressed and Taehyung is anxious but they tend to feel better when they're around each other.
    *will edit when complete*
    No copying allowed.

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    She screams in silence.

    The gospel of Saint Jimmy, according to a self-pronounced outcast.

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    Eight tried to escaped Hydra, seven succeed. They have to fight for everything they care about and learn who to trust and who not to. They must save themselves and the ones they care about before it's too late.

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    Late af but this is/was a birthday fic for me bestie Christie

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    Scarlet for the fiery hearts of the brave lions.

    Emerald for the clever minds of the cunning snakes.

    Scarlet for false bravery. Emerald for true loyalty.

    Imagine yourself as a witch (you may be also an Animagus). After the entrance the Sorting Hat had decided you to be a Gryffindor, simply accepting your fate you’d joined the said House. Past few years you’d met new friends, learned about magic, spells and charms, and of course joined the rivalry between the four Houses.

    Your close friend and a chaser of the Gryffindor House in your fourth year found a new friend claiming that the poor man is his lost brother, buddy and a great Quidditch player and a Slytherin. In the begging, you’d managed to avoid the topic of him introducing you to the other guy. But as the fifth year set off, you’d surrendered and agreed to meet the boy.

    As the time passed not every Slytherin’s student was that bad as you had previously thought…

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    Michio Yamaguchi, the Ultimate Honor Student, had been executed for a murder that he isn't sure was right or wrong. He is now reflecting on the things he had done on the killing game to reassure himself that what he did was right and he watches as his friends move on with their lives.

    Did he really make a right choice that his bad deeds were justified? Or he will go down in history with the title murderer?

    (Note: Every character in DR1, 2 and 3 are part of this fanfic. Only those listed will the fanfiction will be focused.)

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    Park Chanyeol and Byun Baekhyun are a very immature duo. Pointless arguments, sassy remarks, a ton of whining, and a whole lot of childish pranks basically define their relationship. When Baekhyun finds out that he is pregnant, the two quickly realize that they need to shape up to be responsible and have more of a serious relationship with each other rather than their current carefree puppy love. While trying to find their own way in life with a baby thrown into the mix, will the saying "love conquers all" really come true?

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    English
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    2,814
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    1/?
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    Sasuke has a secret. One that he cannot disclose with anyone but he knows when he knocks on that apartment door the other person will answer.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
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    20
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    Where were you when the world ended?

    Liam was in Manhattan, thousands of miles away from home and his pack and to make matters worse he was stuck with Theo Raeken. As if the end of the world didn't suck already.

    AKA:
    The zombie/Apocalypse! AU no one asked for, but I'm writing anyway.

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    10
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    Kicked out of Diamond City for the millionth time, Piper meets a peculiar vault dweller on a personal mission. He's secretive, a tad insufferable and out of place, among many other things - but in that, she sees the potential for an enticing story just waiting to happen.

    They both had an idea of what they were getting into, but neither expected it to go as far as it did.

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    English
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    108,443
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    241
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    176
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    7686

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