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    From the moment he was born, he knew he was different: primarily because he actually remembered that first day of his life.

    His brain had always moved too fast for the world to keep up. But what was his childhood really like? How did he end up on the path to fame? What circumstances created this dashing sociopath?

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    wall: I HEAR KNOCKING
    wall: THERE IS A VERY ANGRY SHIRO TRYING TO BREAK INTO OUR HOUSE
    sirlancelot: ooH SHIT
    wall: OH SHIT SHIRO FOUND THE SPARE KEY
    wall: HE’S IN THE HOUSE
    wall: THE MOUSE IS IN THE POOL
    wall: I REPEAT
    wall: THE MOUSE IS IN THE POOL

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    alternatively titled; 'mocha jumps onto the overused chat fic bandwagon and writes a chat fic when they're supposed to be working on a school project"
    rated T for profanity :)) sorrynotsorry

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    Minho nods. “One rumor’s that the Right Arm thinks that, by taking out the WICKED facility in Chicago, all of the military Zones will collapse into anarchy. Apparently, the Right Arm sees WICKED as the sort of military ‘base camp’. Y’know, their headquarters.”

    “Wh… But why would they want that?” Thomas asks, bewildered. Minho shrugs.

    “Don’t know. To give the rest of the survivors ‘freedom’? To become the new leading organization? Honestly, I’m betting on the latter. You can’t trust anyone anymore.”

    “I didn’t realize WICKED was that well-known,” Thomas admits.

    “Oh yeah, shank,” Minho nods. “Biggest Zone standing. At this point, a lot of people are sneaking out of their own Quarantine Zones to go find one of them. People are choosing sides. WICKED, or the Right Arm. Military, or the resistance.”

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    For seven Months after the end of the war against the Federation, when the replication of ODIN was fired on them and they fled, the Ghosts had everything under control. No worries, no Federation to deal with. The Ghosts, Merrick, Kick and Keegan, were all fine.
    Well, except Hesh.
    Logan was still missing. His baby brother. The one person in the world he cared about more than anything.
    And he was gone.
    But now, a new problem arises. The Federation is attacking again, and the Ghosts have more problems now than they had before.
    And, at the center of it all, is Rorke.
    With a vendetta against the Walkers.

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    Mayumi Shi is a kunoichi from Konohagakure. Her life and career were moving swiftly in the direction she wanted them to until one event changed her life: her forced marriage to Madara Uchiha. Although the marriage was necessary for the sake of the village, Mayumi still feels like her life has been stolen from her. What will Mayumi do? Will she find a way to escape Madara? Or will she accept her fate and grow feelings for him?

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    (Name) is Ukai Keishin's younger sister, the coach of Karasuno's Boys' Volleyball Team. Just like her brother and the Karasuno boys, (name) eats, breathers and lives off the art of volleyball. After returning from Russia, where she spent some time studying aboard, (name) is asked to be the assistant coach for the Boys' Volleyball Team, which is how she meets Tsukishima Kei, the most irritating male on earth who never fails to make her life miserable.

    Everything about this guy makes (name) hate him, especially his mean and narcissistic personality, which ticks her off the most. At the same time, Tsukishima isn't a huge fan of (name) either. They hate each other so much that being in the same room together could set off WW3. (Name) is certain that never in a million years will she ever like Tsukishima, or so she thinks. What (name) did not expect, of course, was to fall in love with him of all people, especially with him being her first love.

    Read as (name) helps the boys' team soar to greater heights and meet new interesting people long the way while she figures out her feelings for Tsukishima Kei. Maybe, just maybe, he might feel the same way, too.

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    Inspired by the "Make-A-Wish Villains/Villain Wrangler" Tumblr Post. Basically, villains are contacted by Make-A-Wish workers about kids wanting to meet their villains vs. meeting heroes while in the hospital because they find the villains way cooler than the heroes.

    NOTE: main character Trevor has chapters from his perspective written in third person, and leading villain, Moira, has chapters written in first person. Hope this isn't too confusing.

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    After Marinette is forced to reveal her secret identity to Adrien during an akuma attack, the pair realizes that they may have a lot more in common than they initially thought.

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    Upon returning from their latest case, Tsuzuki forgot how strict his sister became when it pertained to her oldest passion: ballroom dancing.

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    Tristen "Tris" Ryder has never had it easy, so he doesn't expect things to just go well in Andromeda, despite what his sister and father say. But honestly, who ever expects things to go THIS wrong?

    Habitat 7 was a bust, but their casualties were minimal, thanks to Tris. Alec Ryder is still Pathfinder, secretly training his daughter to take over as Pathfinder should something happen to him... instead of Cora. Tris tries not to let the lies surrounding him bother him, but there's only so much 'fake' a person can take before they long for something real.

    As it is: he's the expendable one, and his sister, Erin, is not.

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    Kurt is witty and sarcastic and flirting with Blaine, but Blaine is too oblivious to understand any of it.

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    When Bella Swan catches the eye of an entirely different Cullen, proceedings spiral out of control quicker than anyone would ever have thought possible.

    - Twilight, if Bella Swan had a lick of sense.

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    You're getting a new teacher they said.
    It'd be fun they said.
    But they never told me about the part of sporting a hard-on for the rest of the term

    AU-story.
    The hale-fire never happened. Derek and his family are werewolves. Scott is a werewolf. Scott doesn't know about Derek or his family.

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    A vagrant boards a boat in America bound for Egypt. With a thirst for travelling and her wits somewhat about her, she drops into the biggest adventure ever to save the world. Except she keeps getting distracted by smouldering Ancient Egyptians and brooding Medjai. With a hell bent Mummy on her tail, spouting nonsense about visions and trying to kill her new friends, Magdalene bolsters her courage with a little whiskey to put the dead to rest. Permanently this time.

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    Opposites attract; sunny 2D and damaged O.C. find balance in each other. O.C.(Meryn) has the backbone 2D needs, he provides the light she's lost. Their relationship blossoms with time; however will they always compliment each other or will they be too different to last? *All canon information is included, dates and settings are approximate for happenings throughout the Phases.

    (I aim to show the effects of childhood trauma and rape. PTSD varies from person to person based on their experiences; I will depict the violent/angry side that I'm unable to explore in RL. I need help, yes I know. This may trigger people with similar issues; my depictions of said trauma(listed in tags) will not be too detailed, but mentioned referring to O.C.'s past. I will adjust warnings as I go along if needed. My apologies to those affected. I'm open to vent or discuss.)

    Phase 2: Complete (20/20)
    Phase 3: In Progress

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    It wasn't love at first sight... It was a mutual hate from the moment the young redhead's eyes met the brunette's ones.

    "This is no place for someone like you." Armitage told her.

    She set her mind to prove him wrong.


    When hate turns to love even in the dark.

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    Shikamaru is in love with Naruto. It's, uh, not going great.

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    Perhaps all it would take is a controlled burn to keep the raging fire of Rachel Amber from burning away everything and everyone she loves to a cinder. For Chloe Price, anything that could save her is worth a shot...

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    Hoseok had never liked dogs.

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