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The thing about Clint Barton is he’s not actually a pervert.
Depending on who you talk to, Clint Barton is actually incredibly lucky, has impossible timing, believes in not killing the mood, left his cell phone in the freezer…again, or honestly just wanted you to know that Coulson made cookies and Thor is threatening to eat them all. Depending on which of his roommates you’re talking to that is.
Or: 5 Times Clint walked in on a team member masturbating, and 1 time vengeance was had.
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- Part 3 of Dammit Barton Series
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AU. Alphas are like royalty and are offered their choice of any age eighteen-and-up virgin Omega for each year's heat season, as a tribute to all they've done for their communities. Derek is an Alpha and...yeah, Stiles. Stiles is an Omega. And still a virgin. In every way. And he's just turned eighteen. This...is not his day.
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Ereolas: Oropher Unbound! by Glorfindel
Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
26 May 2012
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This story is part of the Melpomaen the Elfling universe.
Ereolas is the reborn King Oropher and is married to Cirdan. They live in Mithlond. He has decided to write his memoirs of when he was King of the Greenwood and also record the details of his life in Mithlond in anecdotal, diary form.
To familiarise yourself with the characters you could read Melpomaen the Elfling first, but it is not necessary.
Here is a brief synopsis of the events leading up to this story:
Melpomaen and Ereolas are Erestor and Legolas’ elflings. Ereolas is King Oropher reborn and so Legolas actually gave birth to his grand ada. Ereolas is able to speak, read, write, be a pain in the ass, as soon as he is born. Shortly after his birth, he demands his old throne back. His parents and the Valar, who prefer Thranduil as king, resist him. Ereolas accepts, in the end, that he will never be a king again and adopts a new hobby: researching and imposing the rules of etiquette. He terrorises everyone with etiquette.
Oropher’s soul mate is Cirdan and when he came of age they were married and moved to Mithlond. Recently, Ereolas has found that he carries the curse of Legolas.
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- Part 4 of The Melpomaen Collection
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In which Tony loses his voice, Steve takes it upon himself to keep an eye on him and Clint can't help but appreciate the sarcasm opportunities.
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The Beacon Hills Department of Parks & Recreation by Swing Set in December (swing_set13)
Teen Wolf (TV), Parks and Recreation
21 May 2012
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These are the misadventures of the Beacon Hills Department of Parks & Recreation.
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What if Rose really was the evil witch everyone thinks her to be?
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Joshua Jackson and Anna Torv have some fun behind the scenes.
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The unfortunate use of words to describe porn-related male body parts in German language by SarcasmIsMyMiddleName (Amancham)
No Fandom, Original Work
2 Apr 2012
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Or: why most Germans prefer to read and sometimes even write English porn.
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"Sometimes I think Hunch has no faith in my ability to stay out of trouble. After all, no sane person would." The events surrounding the recovery of the Saltash Set, told from Mairelon the Magican/Richard Merrill's often absentminded but never dull point of view.
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- Part 1 of Magician's View
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An Afternoon of Tea & Fondue by etherian for masterseverussnape
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
9 Mar 2012
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Lucius & Severus invite the mad woman with a feather duster, etherian, to tea.
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- Part 2 of From The Pages Of
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Boba Fett makes the mistake of touching down on a planet in the midst of its romantic holiday celebrations. The inevitable ensues. (Note: there is violence and dismemberment, but I don't think it's of a graphic enough nature to require an Archive Warning, but still...be warned.)
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Lester has to take Ryan to task over a few things.
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Nuestra protagonista es una mujer corriente. Pero ¿qué pasa cuando, por accidente, tu casa acaba siendo el escenario de una batalla entre mortífagos y miembros de la Orden y te hablan de escobas voladoras a las 4 de la mañana? Eso... cambia las cosas.
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Our main character is just an ordinary woman... but what happens when, by chance, your house ends up being the scene of a battle between Death Eaters and members of the Order and they tell you about flying broomsticks at 4.00 am? That changes it all, right?
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Stiles has difficulty sleeping whilst in the company of a werewolf. Surprise!
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In which Tony realizes that he is surrounded by socially awkward people. “And I know that you’re so in love with each other that you actually had sex in my kitchen—“Like, totally awkward.
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They weren't late because of the toast.
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It's Thanksgiving and there seems to be a little problem with who's invited. Or rather, who isn't.
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Wit and sarcasm amidst strife, suffering, and ethical paradox. Trying to stay still as the world changes around us, amidst impacts from our actions whose ramifications cannot be understood. From the battle of Ostagar onwards, moments in time from Marian Hawke's life - and those she loves and protects. With cameo's of Varric's version of the story. DA2 Spoilers.
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- Part 1 of Rogue Element
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Catalyst Client by Prospero
Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
14 Jun 2011
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What kind of criminal robs a bridal shop? Watson struggles with Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder from his time in Afghanistan as he and Holmes investigate vandalism, murder, and a strange, impish client. Cautiously rated for violence.