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Ereolas: Oropher Unbound! by Glorfindel
Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
11 Feb 2012
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This story is part of the Melpomaen the Elfling universe.
Ereolas is the reborn King Oropher and is married to Cirdan. They live in Mithlond. He has decided to write his memoirs of when he was King of the Greenwood and also record the details of his life in Mithlond in anecdotal, diary form.
To familiarise yourself with the characters you could read Melpomaen the Elfling first, but it is not necessary.
Here is a brief synopsis of the events leading up to this story:
Melpomaen and Ereolas are Erestor and Legolas’ elflings. Ereolas is King Oropher reborn and so Legolas actually gave birth to his grand ada. Ereolas is able to speak, read, write, be a pain in the ass, as soon as he is born. Shortly after his birth, he demands his old throne back. His parents and the Valar, who prefer Thranduil as king, resist him. Ereolas accepts, in the end, that he will never be a king again and adopts a new hobby: researching and imposing the rules of etiquette. He terrorises everyone with etiquette.
Oropher’s soul mate is Cirdan and when he came of age they were married and moved to Mithlond. Recently, Ereolas has found that he carries the curse of Legolas.
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- Part 4 of The Melpomaen Collection
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- 9,149
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- 2/673
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- 8
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Lester has to take Ryan to task over a few things.
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- 848
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Nuestra protagonista es una mujer corriente. Pero ¿qué pasa cuando, por accidente, tu casa acaba siendo el escenario de una batalla entre mortífagos y miembros de la Orden y te hablan de escobas voladoras a las 4 de la mañana? Eso... cambia las cosas.
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- 15,973
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- 7/?
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Our main character is just an ordinary woman... but what happens when, by chance, your house ends up being the scene of a battle between Death Eaters and members of the Order and they tell you about flying broomsticks at 4.00 am? That changes it all, right?
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- 13,928
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- 6/?
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- 6
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- 97
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Stiles has difficulty sleeping whilst in the company of a werewolf. Surprise!
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In which Tony realizes that he is surrounded by socially awkward people. “And I know that you’re so in love with each other that you actually had sex in my kitchen—“Like, totally awkward.
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They weren't late because of the toast.
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It's Thanksgiving and there seems to be a little problem with who's invited. Or rather, who isn't.
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- 972
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- 7
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- 322
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"Sometimes I think Hunch has no faith in my ability to stay out of trouble. After all, no sane person would." The events surrounding the recovery of the Saltash Set, told from Mairelon the Magican/Richard Merrill's often absentminded but never dull point of view.
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- Part 1 of Magician's View
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Wit and sarcasm amidst strife, suffering, and ethical paradox. Trying to stay still as the world changes around us, amidst impacts from our actions whose ramifications cannot be understood. From the battle of Ostagar onwards, moments in time from Marian Hawke's life - and those she loves and protects. With cameo's of Varric's version of the story. DA2 Spoilers.
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- Part 1 of Rogue Element
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Catalyst Client by Prospero
Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
14 Jun 2011
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What kind of criminal robs a bridal shop? Watson struggles with Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder from his time in Afghanistan as he and Holmes investigate vandalism, murder, and a strange, impish client. Cautiously rated for violence.
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Theon cursed every god he could think of for making this glorious woman his sister. But then, it seemed as though that didn't much matter to her, and he was beginning to forget just why it had seemed to matter so much to him only a short while ago.
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The Widow's Dagger had been calmed for a week in the Summer Sea, and Tyrion was growing restless. Not just restless to reach their destination, but a more urgent, private sort of restless, the kind a gentleman found it difficult to take care of in the crowded hold where he slept.
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It was wrong in so many ways he couldn't number them all.
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- 109
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- 1/1
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- 249
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In which Charlie and David sext. Badly. (750 words.)
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In which Sam dwells on the past and things he shouldn't want, Dean and Castiel are delightfully obtuse and Gabriel rants because he cares.
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Malik and Kadar go on their first mission together and fail it. (With style.)
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As the world rejoices at Voldemort's defeat, Lucius sighs as he sits in Azkaban, having been imprisoned yet again for untreated crimes. He is relieved when Draco finds him the best lawyer, but no one told him it would be Miss Granger...
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Real Face-Off: Eclipse by astrangerenters
KAT-TUN (Band), Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
4 Aug 2010
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I always wanted to be someone my mom would be proud of; someone who, at the end of the day, she was happy popped out of her you know what.
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- Part 3 of Akame Twilight
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- 8,786
- Chapters:
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Five bites that Pam probably shouldn't have taken, but did anyway.