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    Hermione's has had enough of Harry. So she casts a spell on Harry to where he transforms into a girl. With unexpected feelings

    Or also known as Hermione teaches Harry to be a girl.

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    Harry doesn't live with the Dursley's instead he goes to live with Sirius, Remus, Bellatrix, Severus, his twin sister, and his cousin. Lily dies and James is missing, but is proclaimed dead. Draco learns that the golden boy is his mate and will do anything to have him. Even if it's forcing Harry into being with him.

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    8/?
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    “I'm just a puppet on a string. I had an identity. Past tense. She ripped it all away from me and now she's the puppeteer. Everything I was is now gone. Irrelevant.”

    I ignored the look of horror on her face, and tried to focus on her words.
    “What did she do to you?”

    My foggy mind centred on the gun in my hand. Pointed at my friend. I had no idea if I wanted to do this. Did it matter? I was just a husk.
    “What didn't she do?” I laughed, throwing my head back. I was well and truly insane. Everybody knew that. But as I stood there, bleeding, broken, I tried to ponder on how things came to this.

    I tried to.

    But I was just a puppet. Pathetic. Worthless. My free will had gone along with everything else. I couldn't think. Maybe I would regret what I was going to do.

    I grinned. My once sarcastic smile twisted into a cruel smirk. I spun the chamber, and pointed it at my head.

    “Let's play a game.”

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    12/?
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    After S.H.I.E.L.D fell, taking HYDRA with it, you finally managed to escape the grasp of Brock Rumlow. Unable to escape your past, you decide to track down and eliminate any remaining HYDRA agents. However, Steve Rogers has the same idea and recruits you to work with him and his team instead. Things get a little complicated when you find yourself hiding Bucky from Steve and despite your best efforts to distance yourself from the team, Steve pulls you in and begins to piece together your broken heart. But bad things always happen to good people and before long a new threat emerges, forcing you to play a dangerous game of Trust and Betrayal. One that's going to change everything.

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    18/?
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    11
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    Other than being a werewolf, Remus is a perfectly ordinary, intelligent, maybe just a bit more sarcastic than normal, guy who blushes way too often. Perfectly ordinary. Thus, it's perfectly normal not to believe that his gorgeous, quarterback, get-me-all-the-girls best friend is in love with him. It's too good to be true and it must be one of those goddamn, awful pranks. It has to be. He's not as naive as to get his hopes up.

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    12/?
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    Marinette had no idea her life would turn upside down from a simple trip to the bookshop. After unleashing not only a powerful being, but Kwamis from an ancient book, she finds herself struggling as she adjusts to the lack of normalcy in her life. Will she be able to work together with her new partner to find all of the Kwamis and release him from the curse placed upon him?

    Had fate dealt its cards in the right place?

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    Will has been updating Nico's taste in music and finds himself spending more and more time with him. Nico becomes more outgoing now that he has a friend to be outgoing with. Will starts rebelling more now that he has someone to rebel with. Together they become that cynical duo with a witty retort for nearly anything. But they've both got, like, emotions and stuff under their aloof exteriors. You just have to read between the lines.

    Started as a oneoff with punk!Will but I ended up liking their dynamic and may write more when I've got some time.

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    6/?
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    6
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    “It's a little girl” were not the words Rush had been expecting to hear when Greer appeared form the hole they'd dug in the side of the ship.

    Updated Weekly!

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    46/?
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    6
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    Finian and Jack are ushered into a world of Unicorns and Nightmares when they are courted by men from another dimension. Though there is beauty in that other dimension, there is also danger. How much will they be willing to sacrifice to find peace? [3Plus (some monogamous pairs too) Anal Angst BDSM Beast Bond HJ M/M Oral Other Rape Spank Violence WAFF] COMPLETE

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    Да-да, конечно, воссоединение - сплошь пони и радуги, так оно и бывает, когда семьдесят лет провел в качестве орудия убийства. Что вообще может пойти не по плану?

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    Русский
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    45/?
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    Cassiopeia Black knows what she's getting into when an owl gives her an emerald-inked letter. She tucks her father's hair into a ponytail and cracks her knuckles and tells herself it doesn't matter what they think anyway, even if the way they all look at her hurts a little.

    George Weasley blinks a little at the girl's last name, but he mimics Black's spearmint and knife flash smirk at his twin, and Fred nods back. Mum and Dad had invited Black's mother over for tea once or twice, and they had rather liked her smirk too, though Black's mother has a smirk more closer to rock 'n' roll and lemon juice. That's that, for the most part.

    Cedric Diggory didn't learn her last name at first, he learnt her slight, shy smile for when she was nervous and what a Walkman was, and that was more important than a last name.

    Adrian Pucey thinks her a little bit of a riddle, but he's no Ravenclaw, and he won't go searching too far for answers. Luckily for him, Cassiopeia Black wonders about him too. Him and his blue blooded, slender hands that are so deft at chopping up potions ingredients.

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    After suffering a terrible injury, ex-Auror Alfred Pennyworth leaves Britain for America to work for a former school-friend.

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    Oh sure, reunion results in happiness, kittens, and rainbows, because that's definitely how life goes when you've just spent 70 years as a tool of villainy. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

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    4/?
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    The Knights of Ren were the most respected gang in the area, and it was always your dream to join them. You finally got the chance to, but apparently when you did, you were one of the very few people that would help them dismantle a cruel system that had been running for a long time and had been threatening many people in the area.

    Well, until your thirsty ass got in the way, as usual. Your sister wasn't helping either, since apparently her sole purpose in life was to instigate you.

    You only wanted to be a biker. How was this real life?

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    Will Brandt and a couple who're into BDSM.

    What could go wrong?

    (Or, honeypot missions aren't that bad when you're kinda into the people you have to sleep with.)

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    1/2
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    Magic was supposed to be whimsical, enchanting, fun. But it's 1975 and the self-proclaimed Dark Lord has other plans. Dark Marks are graffiti'ed across the sky as a warning, a threat.

    Hogwarts students try to focus on their schooling, their friends, and being a child while they can. But some of their parents remember Grindelwald and they recognize the signs. With fellow students practicing dark magic and friendships being tested, it's hard to ignore that their parents' war will soon be theirs.

    And yet, they still try, forcing light in the darkness and daring to laugh when others want to cry. After all, they aren't dead yet, and there's few things that would irritate the Dark Lord more than a bunch of blood traitors and muggleborns thriving in the face of his power. This is the story of those blood traitors, those half-bloods, those muggleborns, growing up and up to no good.

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    29/?
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    20
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    A confusing run-in with Widowmaker one night leaves Tracer a little shaken, and she'll need some help from her friends to get over it - but life goes on for the plucky young British superhero. The sun still rises and the bad guys still need beating back.

    Luckily for innocents everywhere, the cavalry's here - and she's bringing some company.

    However, they all have their own problems: Jack and Winston are at each other's throats, Lena and Emily are trying to have a life that's at least pleasant if not exactly normal, Widowmaker herself starts to take matters of her life into her own hands. Sombra's always digging for info or a good new friend, Ana feels like nobody listens to her, and Reaper? Well, Reaper has a knife in his back and he's looking for a new place to plant it.

    Throw in a mysterious computer virus, blend until smooth, enjoy hot or cold.

    (An ensemble cast, multi-ship story that follows a few paths but winds them in together. Ultimately, it's a story about the many forms love and relationships can take, and how they fit in with people's lives. Oh, as well as omnic zombies, high-speed chases, bank heists, betrayal, chemical warfare, and stealing a hospital. It's also a story about those.)

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    293,700
    Chapters:
    39/?
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    30
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    Hannah wakes up in a foreign world she recognizes a little too well and she freaks out. Something horrible has happened to her: she was beaten within an inch of her life and left on the side of a road. If it hadn't been for the kindness of Ostwick mages that fixed her up and brought her to Haven, she probably would have been dead.

    That being said, she is familiar with Dragon Age games and has read plenty of fanfiction on the topic. She is well aware what the concept of MGIT is and wants nothing to do with it. However, she does want to know how the hell she got transported into Thedas before the explosion at the Conclave - and existence of Fade rifts - and how the hell was she going to get out?

    Note: Beware of the ever-changing tags for triggers and relationship updates.

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    22,498
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    17
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    In which Yoongi is depressed and Taehyung is anxious but they tend to feel better when they're around each other.
    *will edit when complete*
    No copying allowed.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    10
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    118
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    14
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    She screams in silence.

    The gospel of Saint Jimmy, according to a self-pronounced outcast.

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