20 Works in Santa (Red vs. Blue)

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    After being seriously injured by a strange alien bounty hunter in a black and yellow locus helmet, Locus seeks out a doctor who happens to be an old friend.

    Whether or not she has him instantly shot the second he appears on her doorstep is up for debate, however.

    Set after RVB13 and before RVB15.

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    A number of years after the planet of Chorus is rediscovered, the Sangheili decide to send an ambassador, as well as supplies, to the planet in the middle of nowhere as a gesture of good faith towards the humans. The ambassador's job is twofold: build an alliance between Sangheili and human, and research the ancient alien temples found on the planet.

    Of course, no plan survives first contact with the enemy, and this time is no different. Instead of the dull office job they were expecting, the ambassador is sent on a whirlwind adventure throughout the galaxy, discovering along the way what family truly means.

    ((Slight AU taking place a number of years in the future))

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    16/?
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    42
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    5
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    Rebuilding is tough after spending a lifetime in someone's else war. That conflict may now be over, but a mismatched group of former soldiers will soon learn their fighting days are not.

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    Chapters:
    25/?
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    224
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    22
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    A Collection of 1 shots for RvB. Take requests.

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    16/?
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    1
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    “Hey Church,”
    Church clasped onto Tucker as tightly as he could.
    “Ain’t that a bitch.”
    Those words caught Church off guard and were the final push Tucker needed. The shield dropped, bullets, fired past, and Tucker shoved Caboose out of the ship to crash onto the pelican by Sarge. Aqua blinked to white and the next moment Tucker dropped as the butterfly doors of Staff of Charon shut. The AIs were fizzing and sparking. Church couldn’t handle it anymore. The emergency systems kicked in; there was warning of emergency shutdown, and-

    After Tucker sacrifices himself for the Reds and Blues. They're ready to get Tucker back, and no more of this stupid sacrificing shit. I'm talking to you, Blues. Why can't you let me just do nothing for one week without Red Team having to save your asses.
    It just keeps getting worse! Felix is apparently alive, and now he's started some ancient Sanghelios doomsday prophecy. Stop being a grumpy emo child, Wash. We're gonna go talk to Junior and get your boyfriend back.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    27
    Kudos:
    82
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    13
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    Following their fight with Temple and his group, the Reds and Blues return to Chorus.

    It isn't exactly easy helping a planet rebuild when the UNSC comes calling. Life is never simple for the Reds and Blues or the people of Chorus...even with the media, a mercenary, former Freelancers, and a handful of A.I. on their side!

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    They never asked to be heroes, but they've been chosen to keep the galaxy safe anyways. With middle fingers raised, they'll take on the universe's sick sense of humor.

    Find out what happens when a group of idiots become mech pilots in an intergalactic battle.

    ...We're (maybe?) (probably?) most definitely screwed.

    {An AU inspired by Voltron: Legendary Defender and Mass Effect.}

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    16/?
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    190
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    14
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    Why the fuck did he have to spend five minutes convincing him that Dexter Grif was in fact his name, but the guy knew Star Wars references on an instinctual level?

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    229
    Kudos:
    322
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    2629
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    Locus wakes up to something he has always wanted.

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    51
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    8
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    271
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    Hargrove is defeated. They want to turn the Temple of Procreation on. Wash just wants to go to sleep, so he walks out alone, knowing Locus would follow him, to the temple asking if it would affect anyone that sits inside it. Amazingly enough, no it won't. Locus lets Wash fall asleep against him.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Emily tells Wash of her aphrodisiac related adventures with her multiple partners after the Temple of Procreation is activated.

    Minor spoilers for Episode 5 of S15 of RvB.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    17
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    816
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    For the Medic square "Temple of Procreation"

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
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    214
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    What are the odds that a bird would fly out of the back room of a library and across the busy streets of Chicago, then into a bar? A bar with incredibly scary workers, usually. What are the odds that a nervous wreck like Richard Simmons has to retrieve after this hypothetical bird, walking into a hypothetical bar with incredibly scary workers- except there's a new employee, a guy named Grif, who's coincidentally more amused by the bird than angry at it. Isn't that crazy? What are the odds that they end up becoming friends? What are the odds that there are more-than-platonic feelings in this crazy, hypothetical situation?

    What are the odds that everything goes wrong?

    To answer all of those 'what are the odds' questions:

    Apparently very high.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    432
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    You don't know if you have a name any more. You had a name when you were a human. You had a name when you were a soldier. You don't think monsters have the privilege of an individual name.

     

    A delve into the life of a man who used to be a soldier, and before that, a human.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    25
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    1
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    Sheila had a dream when she was younger about opening a halfway home for the high functioning mentally disabled with her sister Phyllis (FILSS). She now doesn't ever have to worry about having a boring day! Things only get more interesting as the single Father and recovering sex addict "Lavernius Tucker" joins the fray. He just thinks that everyone who lives here is insane. These are snapshots of life for the clients of the Valhalla Halfway Home Community.

     

    Multiple Pairings. Multiple Friendships.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    2/19
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    350
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    Sometimes, it seems like Grif's life has been nothing but a string of horrible, hilarious miscommunications.

    Language:
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    3/3
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    323
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    58
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    2928
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    Various stories of various pairings inspired by various prompts.

    Language:
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    3,236
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    386
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    In another world, the news of Felix and Locus’ departure from Chorus makes its way to the tiny planet’s last lines of defense. The information gives the forces a renewed hope, a new directive, and… a new trap to stumble into. Scattered, they are forced to hold their own in a very unforgiving world. [Canon divergence from Season 13]

    Language:
    English
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    96,010
    Chapters:
    29/29
    Comments:
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    99
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    28
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    2914
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    Locus isn't entirely human.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    362
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    "God no please- please not you. Anyone but-"

    Tucker couldn't even finish as Washs lifeless body falls to the floor. Tucker carefully walked up to Washington to hold him, when he disappears, just like the rest. Tucker squeezes his eyes closed and just cried.

    "What in the actual FUCK just happened." Tucker whimpered.

    "You failed the test." The voice said.

    "Oh." Was all Tucker could think to answer with. He felt broken.

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    English
    Words:
    1,471
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    937

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