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    In an infinite number of universes everything is possible and in one of them the city of Ankh-Morpork is ruled by Lady Sybil the Patrician, while Samuel Vimes finds himself marrying an assassin named Havelock Vetinari.
    I sort of cheated and assumed that the main events in the Discworld series still happen (like the promotion, the crimes Vimes has to deal with, etc), and wrote a bunch of scenes that - in my mind - happen throughout. I tried to put them in chronological order.

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    Takes place during the meeting at the end of Jingo, where the Patrician bribes Vimes into accepting the title of Duke of Ankh-Morpork. Things go a little differently.

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    Ash finds a gift on Valentine's Day for Professor Oak.

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    Sherlock and Mycroft are about to introduce their partners to their family. Before they do, they need to explain that their family is a bit bigger than expected and spans several parallel worlds.

    A threeway crossover between my fave fandoms - let's hope I do them justice!

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    Vimes is jealous of the closeness between Vetinari and his secretary.

    any ship bashing in this is unintended, Vetinari and Drumknott are very sweet together but i totally think vimes would be incredibly jealous and insecure about his relationship with Vetinari because of his whole kid from cockbill street mentality and this was the result of that.

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    idk what this is but i love my sons
    vimes is awkward and smol, carrot is a confused puppy

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    Some days the illusion of love was enough.

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    Vetinari has broken the unwritten rules. Vimes always thought that he would be the one to do that...

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    The Faceless Man miscalculates, and Peter Grant falls into a river.

    ...well, more onto a river, really. He may have bounced.

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    Sir Samuel Vimes of the London City Watch entertains a visit from Inspector Javert, regarding a certain convict who has fled on a ship across the sea.

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    243
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    Hannibal is an Assassin, Will is a watchman. Someone is murdering people.

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    1/?
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    6
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    Captain Angua of the Watch Handball Team is not here to make friends or show any kind of mercy. She is here to win.

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    There were times Sybil wondered who on the Disc the pair of them thought they were fooling. Besides themselves, she meant.

    [Podfic of the Music By B.S. Johnson series, containing the stories "Best Kept Secrets" and "Unexpected Gambits"]

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    Wuffles the Terrier assists the Watch in solving a case while honing his matchmaking skills.

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    Inspired by the amazing AviaCarter's "Memos from Q Branch"

    Vetinari is done with everyone (especially Moist) and Drumknott tries his best to keep everyone in line. But really, who thought that an assassin, watchman, an ex-con and a wizard would cause so much trouble? Sybil and Adora Belle really do wonder sometimes

    Everything is unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine - with very irregular updates sorry

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    17/?
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    Ficlet - no Patrician can rule forever, no Commander of the Watch can command forever. Here's how the Changing of the Guard could go.

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    Twoflower bequeaths Rincewind something left over from Cohen's reign. It's, unfortunately, not as compact as an old vase or a bottle of brandy.

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    Vetinari muses while Vimes sleeps.
    Set in the middle of Diplomatic Affairs.

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    1/1
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    10
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    25
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    1
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    Lady Margolotta Amaya Katerina Assumpta Crassina Von Uberwald experienced the hospitality of the Ramkin women with mixed results over the course of her life. It is amazing what a difference a little black ribbon makes.

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