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    A late night in the Oblong Office puts a dramatic spin on shifting relationship dynamics.... V/V slash, post-Night Watch.

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    Prompt from my friend MJ: Pairing of your choice who secretly have feelings for each other and haven't admitted to them yet, accidentally kiss.
    I’ve secretly always wanted to write an accidental kiss. And you’re getting Tethraghast because those are the only nerds who are making it hard on themselves.

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    A footnote about how a little girl named Alice became the princess of Clacks towers, made a friend whose face she never saw, invented the internet, learned mathematics from orcs, taught coding to rocket wizards and grew up to be the second best hacker on the Disc.

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    Author: "Three crossover conversations the demon Crowley had. Mobsters, watchmen and heroes."

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    Vampire clients, a family of reporters, and really good pie figure in this case, which takes Nero Wolfe—or, at least, his dogsbody, Archie Goodwin—into the city of Ankh-Morpork. Who attempted to inhume the Chrieks' month-old infant? Perhaps more importantly: who hired them?

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    Inspired by the amazing AviaCarter's "Memos from Q Branch"

    Vetinari is done with everyone (especially Moist) and Drumknott tries his best to keep everyone in line. But really, who thought that an assassin, watchman, an ex-con and a wizard would cause so much trouble? Sybil and Adora Belle really do wonder sometimes

    Everything is unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine

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    After leaving a mundane position with the Guild of Lawyers, Sam Winchester needs a job. Sam Vimes hires him. Meanwhile, Lord Vetinari has snagged his very own personal Huntsman, for the purposes of defeating an ancient evil that stalks the shadows of Ankh-Morpork. But does Dean believe in angels?

    Fusion AU, takes place in Discworld a year after the events of Thud! Watch out for Thud! spoilers, and possible tiny spoilers through SPN season 10. Updated whenever a new chapter is finished.

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    Author: "Crowley had no idea who'd let slip how to summon demons, but it was a damn pain in the arse sometimes.
    Recently, however, things had just been getting ridiculous."

    A recording of one of the best "Good Omens" crossovers ever!

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    “But do you really hate me that much?” said Vetinari. If his voice had been deceptively light before, now it was as soft as a knife wrapped in satin. “Did it ever occur to you that you might get poisoned as well as me? You spent quite a bit of time here at the Palace, over that week.”

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    In memory of Sir Terry Pratchett.

    GNU

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    Sam Vimes reflects on history, and on story.

    See my work PETITIONS for further remembrances on Sir Terry.
    archiveofourown.org/works/3577953

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    A shiver runs through the Discworld.

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    Several very short stories about Discworld characters making sandwiches.

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    "Yes, we knew each other quite well. Is it that time already?" The old man's hands shook, but the calm in his voice was evident. "I guess you know what they say, the two things you can't avoid are taxes and.." He trailed off, looking into the blue supernovas.

    I AM AFRAID SO. COME, MR PRATCHETT. WE HAVE MUCH TO TALK ABOUT IN THE NEXT, Death paused, checking the hourglass, SIX MINUTES EXACTLY. DO YOU HAVE ANY BISCUITS? OR CURRY?

    "I prefer sir, if you don't mind. Or knight. That title has always had me tickled pink," he said, chuckling and taking the hand of his old friend and standing.

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    Двести образцов компоста и одна паучиха на миллион

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    After looking at a couple of threads on the web
    Words started to arrange in my head
    And though I do worry
    Thought them a bit funny
    And decided to post them instead

    I don't know whether I'll post more in future, but couldn't resist posting this first one after reading a few discworld themed limericks. Just a bit of silliness I guess, but hey, have written it so might as well post.
    Naturally, it's quite short, but then perhaps it will become a collection in time.

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    Vetinari's shadow flickered over him like an uneasy apparition, angle shifted every other heartbeat by the changing of the lights.
    'What did she tell you?'
    Vimes stalled for time, looking away, but then looking back so the man in front of him wouldn't think he was angry, or disappointed, or worse, dismissive.
    'She said I was a fool and a coward,' said Vimes. 'Nice home truths to hear from the wife, eh?' He trailed off, not sure where to put his hands. He was just standing there, after all, it shouldn't matter where his hands were, but something about Vetinari always made him aware of it, always made him want to punch something, or cradle something gently until it hatched and sang.

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