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    “But do you really hate me that much?” said Vetinari. If his voice had been deceptively light before, now it was as soft as a knife wrapped in satin. “Did it ever occur to you that you might get poisoned as well as me? You spent quite a bit of time here at the Palace, over that week.”

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    In memory of Sir Terry Pratchett.

    GNU

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    He knew that this was not how traditional love stories worked, or at least those he was familiar with. They usually went along the lines of: boy meets girl, various things drive them apart so that they cannot be together, and they fall in love somewhere in between or even near the end. The endings were either sad or happy. They did not even come close to cynical black clad baker-assassin meets grumpy poor copper. Vimes wondered how he got himself into these situations. Established Vetinari/Vimes. Bakery AU Finale.

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    Sam Vimes reflects on history, and on story.

    See my work PETITIONS for further remembrances on Sir Terry.
    archiveofourown.org/works/3577953

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    A shiver runs through the Discworld.

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    Several very short stories about Discworld characters making sandwiches.

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    "Yes, we knew each other quite well. Is it that time already?" The old man's hands shook, but the calm in his voice was evident. "I guess you know what they say, the two things you can't avoid are taxes and.." He trailed off, looking into the blue supernovas.

    I AM AFRAID SO. COME, MR PRATCHETT. WE HAVE MUCH TO TALK ABOUT IN THE NEXT, Death paused, checking the hourglass, SIX MINUTES EXACTLY. DO YOU HAVE ANY BISCUITS? OR CURRY?

    "I prefer sir, if you don't mind. Or knight. That title has always had me tickled pink," he said, chuckling and taking the hand of his old friend and standing.

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    Двести образцов компоста и одна паучиха на миллион

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    After looking at a couple of threads on the web
    Words started to arrange in my head
    And though I do worry
    Thought them a bit funny
    And decided to post them instead

    I don't know whether I'll post more in future, but couldn't resist posting this first one after reading a few discworld themed limericks. Just a bit of silliness I guess, but hey, have written it so might as well post.
    Naturally, it's quite short, but then perhaps it will become a collection in time.

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    Vetinari's shadow flickered over him like an uneasy apparition, angle shifted every other heartbeat by the changing of the lights.
    'What did she tell you?'
    Vimes stalled for time, looking away, but then looking back so the man in front of him wouldn't think he was angry, or disappointed, or worse, dismissive.
    'She said I was a fool and a coward,' said Vimes. 'Nice home truths to hear from the wife, eh?' He trailed off, not sure where to put his hands. He was just standing there, after all, it shouldn't matter where his hands were, but something about Vetinari always made him aware of it, always made him want to punch something, or cradle something gently until it hatched and sang.

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    If he focused hard, put recent not-recent events out of his mind and cast his memory back to when he new to the Watch, he could spot the differences clearly. And in these moments he longed for sleep, longed to not feel that pang of emptiness as he saw the coffins lowered, that buzz of panic roaring through his veins, what do I do, what can I possibly do now he's gone?

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    The repercussions of recent events have only just begun. Unwelcome eyes have turned towards Ankh-Morpork, leaving everyone vulnerable when Vimes and Vetinari are drawn away from the city.

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    While inventorying the books in his “new” shop, Aziraphale discovers a special shelf that’s not of this world. Discworld crossover!

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    There's a lot of V/V slash on AO3—I've written some myself. It's fun to imagine the energy of hate between them turned to the energy of passion. But there is very little Vetinari/Sibyl ship. Why couldn't their friendship bloom into something more? It's an AU set after Guards, Guards. I couldn't make Sam disappear, or make him have never existed, so that left only a few possibilities. This is one.

    COMPLETE--Ch.2 and 3 posted 2/8/15

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    Inspired by the amazing AviaCarter's "Memos from Q Branch"

    Vetinari is done with everyone (especially Moist) and Drumknott tries his best to keep everyone in line. But really, who thought that an assassin, watchman, an ex-con and a wizard would cause so much trouble? Sybil and Adora Belle really do wonder sometimes

    Everything is unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine

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    Vetinari was rumored to carry a sword made from the blood of 1000 men

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    Vimes hadn't seen the patrician for a long time. It was probably his mistake.

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    Редж Башмак отважно бросается на помощь Салли.

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