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    After looking at a couple of threads on the web
    Words started to arrange in my head
    And though I do worry
    Thought them a bit funny
    And decided to post them instead

    I don't know whether I'll post more in future, but couldn't resist posting this first one after reading a few discworld themed limericks. Just a bit of silliness I guess, but hey, have written it so might as well post.
    Naturally, it's quite short, but then perhaps it will become a collection in time.

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    Vetinari's shadow flickered over him like an uneasy apparition, angle shifted every other heartbeat by the changing of the lights.
    'What did she tell you?'
    Vimes stalled for time, looking away, but then looking back so the man in front of him wouldn't think he was angry, or disappointed, or worse, dismissive.
    'She said I was a fool and a coward,' said Vimes. 'Nice home truths to hear from the wife, eh?' He trailed off, not sure where to put his hands. He was just standing there, after all, it shouldn't matter where his hands were, but something about Vetinari always made him aware of it, always made him want to punch something, or cradle something gently until it hatched and sang.

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    If he focused hard, put recent not-recent events out of his mind and cast his memory back to when he new to the Watch, he could spot the differences clearly. And in these moments he longed for sleep, longed to not feel that pang of emptiness as he saw the coffins lowered, that buzz of panic roaring through his veins, what do I do, what can I possibly do now he's gone?

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    The repercussions of recent events have only just begun. Unwelcome eyes have turned towards Ankh-Morpork, leaving everyone vulnerable when Vimes and Vetinari are drawn away from the city.

    Series
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    While inventorying the books in his “new” shop, Aziraphale discovers a special shelf that’s not of this world. Discworld crossover!

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    There's a lot of V/V slash on AO3—I've written some myself. It's fun to imagine the energy of hate between them turned to the energy of passion. But there is very little Vetinari/Sibyl ship. Why couldn't their friendship bloom into something more? It's an AU set after Guards, Guards. I couldn't make Sam disappear, or make him have never existed, so that left only a few possibilities. This is one.

    COMPLETE--Ch.2 and 3 posted 2/8/15

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    Inspired by the amazing AviaCarter's "Memos from Q Branch"

    Vetinari is done with everyone (especially Moist) and Drumknott tries his best to keep everyone in line. But really, who thought that an assassin, watchman, an ex-con and a wizard would cause so much trouble? Sybil and Adora Belle really do wonder sometimes

    Everything is unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine

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    Vetinari was rumored to carry a sword made from the blood of 1000 men

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    Vimes hadn't seen the patrician for a long time. It was probably his mistake.

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    Редж Башмак отважно бросается на помощь Салли.

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    Написано по заявке: тайная и безнадёжная влюблённость в Ваймса.

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    Во время событий книги «Пятый элефант» Ваймс становится оборотнем.

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    Чума! "Бац"! Крысы! Смерть! Чума приходит в Анк-Морпорк. А следом за ней Хаос и Смерть. Тем временем Ветинари продолжает донимать Ваймса неловкими вопросами, на которые командор определенно Не Хочет Отвечать. Сэр.

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    Фокусники были плохи сами по себе. Фокусники из Убервальда могли стать причиной ужасной головной боли. Фокусники из Убервальда, на которых мечтал посмотреть Шнобби Шноббс, были хуже вервольфов, вампиров и волшебников вместе взятых.

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    Carrot saves the day. (Did anyone expect anything else?)

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    «Голубой кот» становился настоящей проблемой.

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    Все знают, что капитан Джон Киль ненавидит войну.

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