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    Vimes and Vetinari find themselves sharing a cell, and some revelations.

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    When clerk Sweetpea Hakim makes the impulsive decision to become the city watch's press liaison, she doesn't expect to wind up the avatar to a disgruntled god. Then again, this is Ankh-Morpork, where unfortunately anything is possible.

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    'And then, afterwards, I took a look at John Keel. It was John Keel. How could there be any question about that? Blood on him of course. There was blood everywhere. His wounds looked somewhat old, I thought. And death, as we know, changes people. Yet I remember wondering: this much? So I put it down as half a mystery..." - Terry Pratchett, Night Watch.

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    Vetinari picked up another piece of paper, appearing to glance at it, and said "You may go, commander, in the knowledge that I, for so many reasons, envy you. My regards to your good lady." - Snuff

    Sybil Ramkin maybe a big girl but she is also smart, kind, compassionate, rich, powerful, regal, easy on the eyes, and *cough* well endowed. With this in mind, what would make her stay single until a Dragon rolled into Ankh-Morpork when she was almost 40? Even if she chose to remain single, why didn't she move to another city or travel the Disc? And does this have anything to do with her relationship with Havelock Vetinari?

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    Sam and Sybil sneak away at a party.

    A little bit of Silliness, completely fluffy and quick. I really wanted to use the words, Sheathed and Plump so I did.

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    A series of unrelated Discworld ficlets, falling somewhere between head canons and extremely short stories.

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    Commander Vimes has a solve to case (or case to solve?). A beautiful woman was found dead in her home. That is nothing unusual in Shades but she was an unusual woman. While he is trying to solve a murder, Lord Vetinari discovers the depths of Shades politic and comfort of a witch's scarf. This all is under the careful watch of a flock of birds. Pardon, Shades free-lance mercenaries.
     

    Lord Downey has canonically a wife and therefore most likely a family. What or who they are had never been told and I felt like I need to fill this hole in knowledge with my ideas...
    Set after the events of Raising Steam and The Judgement Day.
    It seems that the original characters are going to have their own series of stories... One day.

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    Klatchian coffee has an even bigger sobering effect than an unexpected brown envelope from the tax man. In fact, coffee enthusiasts take the precaution of getting thoroughly drunk before touching the stuff, because Klatchian coffee takes you back through sobriety and, if you are not careful, out the other side, where the mind of a man should not go. – Men At Arms

    Missing scene from Men At Arms, what does Vimes see on the other side?

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    The wizards at Unseen University are at it again. After discovering (stumbling upon) a new version of the Disc, the Patrician requests an envoy from this potential new resource be sent to Ankh-Morpork. As a civic leader, Moist Von Lipwig has been given a ringside seat to the proceedings and is curious about these newcomers. What will the occupants of the new disc be like? Will their dress and customs be different? Since when did ankles become naughty? Does any of this apply to his city or its occupants? And what are they writing in that journal?

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    Lord Vetinari must have completely run out of flashy rewards to give him. Well, it had to happen eventually.

    Can be read as a stand-alone piece or as the prequel to 'Emergency Protocol.'

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    Relationships are never easy. The hardest part is proabably telling others about it. Watch what will happen to this odd couple when they reach this milestone.

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    In short I'm taking porny requests of disc rn

    Everything sinful is on my artblog

     

    you can requests something there if you want

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    Inspired by the amazing AviaCarter's "Memos from Q Branch"

    Vetinari is done with everyone (especially Moist) and Drumknott tries his best to keep everyone in line. But really, who thought that an assassin, watchman, an ex-con and a wizard would cause so much trouble? Sybil and Adora Belle really do wonder sometimes

    Everything is unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine - with very irregular updates sorry

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    When disparate worlds collide, characters are flung together in unexpected ways. But will they be able to save themselves from the looming danger that threatens to engulf all worlds and stories?

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    After an attempted assassination by a non-guild member, Sam Vimes has to find the would-be killer.

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    When your names are Sam and the world stands against you, sometimes all you can do is stand together and complain about it.

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    It isn't easy being the spare.

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    Peter Grant, meet Sam Vimes. You'll get along like a house on fire. Just try to keep the screaming, running bystanders to a minimum.

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