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    Vetinari picked up another piece of paper, appearing to glance at it, and said "You may go, commander, in the knowledge that I, for so many reasons, envy you. My regards to your good lady." - Snuff

    Sybil Ramkin maybe a big girl but she is also smart, kind, compassionate, rich, powerful, regal, easy on the eyes, and *cough* well endowed. With this in mind, what would make her stay single until a Dragon rolled into Ankh-Morpork when she was almost 40? Even if she chose to remain single, why didn't she move to another city or travel the Disc? And does this have anything to do with her relationship with Havelock Vetinari?

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    Lord Vetinari was looking at Vimes as if he’d unexpectedly won the lottery.

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    You're not subtle when even dog thinks you are in love.

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    Patrolling the Streets of Ankh-Morpork was a calming way to spend the evening. The cobblestones felt familiar underneath Vimes’s boots and the breeze was refreshing. Instead Vimes found himself accompanied by a very talkative Wuffles and a silent Patrician, who had looped his arm around Vimes’s own after remarking that he’d lost his cane.

    Or: in which Vimes's life is a series of: 'why are you like this?'

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    Wuffles's is a professional pet and listens to politics all day long. He always wins arguments.

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    I don't believe that Sam Vimes didn't meet Stoker Blake, so this is how I imagine their meeting went. Set during Raising Steam and slight spoilers if you don't know who Stoker Blake is.

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    A chance meeting brings our narrator and his Companions to the wondrous, bizarre world of the Discworld and the bustling metropolis of Ankh-Morpork! Hopefully he can get through this without setting the Ankh River on fire...

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    Sherlock and Mycroft are about to introduce their partners to their family. Before they do, they need to explain that their family is a bit bigger than expected and spans several parallel worlds.

    A threeway crossover between my fave fandoms - let's hope I do them justice!

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    A series of drabbles (old school, 100 words each) based around various Discworld characters.

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    This is a memorial work for Sir Pterry, on the second anniversary of his death, March 12th. Quiz in Chapter One, answers to be posted March 13th in Chapter Two.

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    Relationships change and evolve and often become better with time. These days Vimes could step into the Oblong Office and see the little smile on the Patrician’s face that was reserved for him and know that Vetinari wanted him to be there, serving the city and arresting everyone who broke the law. It hadn't always been like that.

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    Sweetpea Hakim, the City Watch's newly-minted press liaison, has dealt with a lot of things in her life: racism, homophobia, and the death of her parents. Getting attacked while on the job and saved by a god that isn't her own is a new one. Seven-Handed Sek wants Sweetpea to be their avatar, but what are their motives? Combine this with Sweetpea's workplace crush, trying not to screw up in front of Commander Vimes, and dealing with those Times people, and Sweetpea is going to have a very interesting summer.

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    In an infinite number of universes everything is possible and in one of them the city of Ankh-Morpork is ruled by Lady Sybil the Patrician, while Samuel Vimes finds himself marrying an assassin named Havelock Vetinari.
    I sort of cheated and assumed that the main events in the Discworld series still happen (like the promotion, the crimes Vimes has to deal with, etc), and wrote a bunch of scenes that - in my mind - happen throughout. I tried to put them in chronological order.

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    Однажды Ваймс предложил Ветинари сыграть в Бац на раздевание.

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    Takes place during the meeting at the end of Jingo, where the Patrician bribes Vimes into accepting the title of Duke of Ankh-Morpork. Things go a little differently.

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    Ash finds a gift on Valentine's Day for Professor Oak.

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    Vimes is jealous of the closeness between Vetinari and his secretary.

    any ship bashing in this is unintended, Vetinari and Drumknott are very sweet together but i totally think vimes would be incredibly jealous and insecure about his relationship with Vetinari because of his whole kid from cockbill street mentality and this was the result of that.

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    idk what this is but i love my sons
    vimes is awkward and smol, carrot is a confused puppy

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    Some days the illusion of love was enough.

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