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    The Dildo Fairy has sent Finn a box full of sex toys. Who better to educate him in their proper use than the sexy recluse writer neighbor?

    Chapter 1 is a repost of my ficlet for the phrase "Someone sent us 40 dildos by FedEx."* Skip to chapter 2 for new content.

    *If you read the original ficlet, you will notice that I took away the time jump at the end - the story as a whole will have a better pay off this way I think. But if you read it, you know where it's going to end up. Okay let's be honest, even if you haven't read it, you know where this is ending up.

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    Holly and Dan are suffering from post-convention exhaustion. Morning Afters are good for fixing that, though.

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    Jared starts having inappropriate/sexual feelings about his mother when he hits puberty. After a few years of internal struggle and denial, he finally gives in to those temptations. When his mommy has another child, Jared's jealousy reaches it's peak and he starts manipulating his mommy into giving him what he wants.

    Jensen is oblivious to his feelings and desires. He doesn't understand the hidden agenda and perviness behind Jared's simple and affectionate requests.

    Jared takes his pleasure from his mommy, bit by bit. Making sure that Jensen doesn't get any doubts.

    Later on when he is old enough, he challenges his father Jeffrey, the sultan of Egypt and claims his mommy.

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    Not long after breaking up with his girlfriend, Trunks notices Goten's been acting odd and constantly sneaking off. What could his best friend be up to? And how is the beautiful Hino Rei related to any of this? G/R Doubleshot

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    When Tsukki goes to a gay bar one town over, he never expects to see someone he knows. He definitely doesn't expect to let Kuroo drag him out of the closet.

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    Palm trees and empty pools, welcome to Galaxy, California.

    Everything is about to change for Finn. His late shift working security with people he hates comes to an abrupt end when he chooses to rescue a stranger, and that choice leads him down a path to adventure, espionage, skateboarding, and Rey.

    Engineering student by day and dumpster diver by night, she's barely getting by, alone in the world. But her compulsion to do the right thing brings her into the thick of a Resistance plot, and it's only her wits and her board that can save Galaxy. She can't do it alone, but can she open herself up to Finn, and convince him they're better together?

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    Derek, who works as a deputy for BHPD, catches Stiles who's speeding at 10 o'clock at night.

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    (Fairy tale for little adults.)

    Lecherous playboy Len meets innocent fluffy Bunny Girl Rin, and rescues her from a mysterious bunch of henchmen supposedly after her life. In repayment he gets her to do whatever he likes, not knowing she’s a princess. (And a virgin.) The result? A wolf-meets-bunny situation in his bedroom.

    And their fairy-tale love story unfolds…

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    Barret and Cloud are rarely home at the same time. Maybe that's why Tifa likes watching them so much.

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    Two guys, a girl and a heat wave. Add in a broken air conditioner and a bowl of ice. That's amore! ;)

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    Many years ago Marcus Gold broke Belle French's heart, now he's back in her life and the two must work together. Belle as his maid to pay off her fathers debt and he as the employer. Belle and Marcus slowly start to fall in love again, unbeknownst to them, there be trouble on the horizon. Will the couple have their happily ever after or will they die trying?

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    When moody student Nina is packed off to her Aunt Laura’s farm by her mother, she doesn’t expect to run into a sexy farm hand… with rather skilled hands

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    Damian stumbles into a scene he did not expect.

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    Indulge yourself in the everyday life of Eren Jaeger and Levi Ackerman.

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    Derek Hale, Heir Prince of Betonia and Italy, meets Stiles Stilinski, college boy.

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    striving-artist and I were talking about how the Republican National Convention has declared internet pornography a PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS, and as she said, "what is smut if not literary porn?" We agreed we'd both love to contribute to aforementioned crisis, and started taking the filthiest, sexiest prompts possible. Regardless of your political inclinations, smut is smut, and smut is good!

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    Dean is an FBI Agent in the BAU, following in his father's footsteps, when a strange string of murders comes across his desk from Lawrence, KS. He takes the case, returning to his hometown, where he meets the enigmatic and somewhat infuriating Medical Examiner, Dr. Castiel Novak, who is helping out with the case as an expert on what inflicted various wounds on the victims. While investigating this serial killer, dubbed The Demon King, Dean is abducted. Will Castiel be able to save him, in more ways than one?

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    Extracurricular vignettes for various established femslash pairings taking place in the pre-established shopping mall alternate universe.

    This time: For Skye's birthday, Bobbi lets her see what it's like to be in charge.

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    Sousuke and Rin join the Mile High Club.

    Continuation of First Class.

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    On September 19th, 2015, Rex Tjin meets Obi-Wan Kenobi in a club. He has no idea he's just met the man he wants to spend the rest of his life with; just trying to get a date organized turns out to be a challenge fraught with JELL-O, train-wreck movies, not!Malaria, and bad timing.

    Things just sort of snowball into insanity from there.

     

    ****And now that this is complete: Ashleshā means comfort, or embracing. It is symbolized by two serpentine lines symmetrically entwining, recalling the double helix of the DNA molecule.****

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