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    Jared knew it was dangerous – but it was an addiction in the simplest sense. From the moment his knees hit the dirty, sticky cement floor to the moment he finished his evening with a few shots of whiskey – it was a high.
    So here he was: sitting in the smelly stall on a cracked toilet, hand down the front of his jeans, staring at the hole cut into the wall at his left.

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    1/1
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    Moving to a new apartment and starting a new job can be stressful. Distractions of any kind are always welcome.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    33
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    5
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    442
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    Morty is a horny teenager and needs some help getting his rocks off.

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    English
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    2,310
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    3/3
    Comments:
    2
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    16
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    1
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    249
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    Your life was always confusing. You barely ever saw your parents, your job overpays you (not that you're complaining), and talking to actual people is ridiculously hard. Oh and there are monsters living on the surface now. After saving a monster girl's life, you are given an opportunity to uncover secrets about everything you know. What is reality? What is sanity? What is left to uncover?

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    5,662
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    8
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    30
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    645
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    Indulge yourself in the everyday life of Eren Jaeger and Levi Ackerman.

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    54,169
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    54/?
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    74
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    343
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    43
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    7766
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    Derek Hale, Heir Prince of Betonia and Italy, meets Stiles Stilinski, college boy.

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    Updates every Friday <3

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/16
    Comments:
    297
    Kudos:
    964
    Bookmarks:
    354
    Hits:
    13911
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    Frank is Gerard and Mikey's new step brother as of a week. Whilst their parents are on honeymoon, he is left with the Way brothers, only to discover some unusual aspects if their relationship.

     

    Or the one where Frank walks in on Gerard and Mikey fucking.

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    1,120
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    20
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    2
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    406
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    Your affair with James Wesley as so far proved remarkably uncomplicated but as the infamous Masked Devil of Hell's Kitchen continues to make your mutual employers life difficult, how long will it be before the house of cards falls down?

     

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    Follow on from 'Keeping Up Appearances'

    Language:
    English
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    30,106
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1605
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    Bellamy tries to make Clarke's fantasy come true, and in the process she tries to ease him out of his bisexual closet.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    88
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1389
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    Kylo Ren has returned from his mission, and Mitaka assumes that Hux doesn't need or want him since he has the Knight back. Hux, however, has other plans for his favorite Lieutenant.
    A follow up to His General.

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    English
    Words:
    3,630
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    326
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    Sam and Dean have been dating for months. Sam's doubts and insecurities aren't going away, in fact, the longer they're together, the worse they become.

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    English
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    4,793
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    67
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1124
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    When moody student Nina is packed off to her Aunt Laura’s farm by her mother, she doesn’t expect to run into a sexy farm hand… with rather skilled hands

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    15
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    3
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    381
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    The Dildo Fairy has sent Finn a box full of sex toys. Who better to educate him in their proper use than the sexy recluse writer neighbor?

    Chapter 1 is a repost of my ficlet for the phrase "Someone sent us 40 dildos by FedEx."* Skip to chapter 2 for new content.

    *If you read the original ficlet, you will notice that I took away the time jump at the end - the story as a whole will have a better pay off this way I think. But if you read it, you know where it's going to end up. Okay let's be honest, even if you haven't read it, you know where this is ending up.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    176
    Kudos:
    223
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    3857
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    There's a reason Tom and Janine are so tight-lipped about Budapest. When nuclear war is at stake, MI6 operatives are expected to put aside their personal morals for the Greater Good. And sometimes, well, there's only one way to convince someone you're not siblings.

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    English
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    4,802
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    7
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    245
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    Extracurricular vignettes for various established femslash pairings taking place in the pre-established shopping mall alternate universe.

    This time: Jessica comes home to find Trish waiting for her, in need of some distraction.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    73,505
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    7229
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    After a satisfying wet dream, John finally gets what he's been hinting at for so long. Dave's ass is his.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,635
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    572
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    Francis is in one of his moods and needs to unwind. His staff has a difference of opinion on who should help him, and their tension breeds competition.

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    English
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    4,889
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    136
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    The year before Sawamura came to Seidou, there was an arrangement between Miyuki, and Tetsuya.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    16
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    2
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    160
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    “Well…” You slanted your gaze to the side. “Look, just quit worrying about me and get on with it. I’m tired of waiting.”

    Hanamiya rolled his eyes.

    "Are you actually a masochist? Because this could have been a hell of a lot more fun for the both of us if you had come clean about that from the start.”

    “Damn it, Makoto…”

    “I’m just saying.”

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    English
    Words:
    2,815
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    541
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    On September 19th, 2015, Rex Tjin meets Obi-Wan Kenobi in a club. He has no idea he's just met the man he wants to spend the rest of his life with; just trying to get a date organized turns out to be a challenge fraught with JELL-O, train-wreck movies, not!Malaria, and bad timing.

    Things just sort of snowball into insanity from there.

     

    ****And now that this is complete: Ashleshā means comfort, or embracing. It is symbolized by two serpentine lines symmetrically entwining, recalling the double helix of the DNA molecule.****

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    116,603
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    793
    Kudos:
    631
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    6923

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