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    Dean, Sam, and Bobby are all used to Cas by this point, and are either amused by his antics or simply don’t notice them anymore. To an outsider, however, Cas is still just about as weird (and awkward) as it can get.

    Castiel, through the eyes of his “sister-in-law.”

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    4/5
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    Amidst the swirl of silk in the Wayne ballroom lurk two special men (one dressed as a female). If you can afford it, they will be your date for the evening. But they may end up getting more out of the deal than you anticipated. Trained by Bruce Wayne to gather corporate secrets, his adopted sons will pose as your date to any event--and sometimes after, as well. Sometimes they do it because they're told to, others because they want to. Either way, these boys can make or break your evening, and maybe your career. When they step out, you better step back or you may get caught in the crossfire. ((Hooker AU where the boys gather corporate secrets for Bruce and have fun on the side.))

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    5/?
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    14
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    53
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    A few weeks after the Dowager Dance, Noah and I are in his studio, painting music. I don't spend all my free time with him (I'm not about to make that mistake after the fiasco with Joni), but now that we're together, I make a point of spending at least a few hours with him almost every day.

    Today, though, Noah doesn't seem as into his art as usual. We've been working side by side for a couple of hours, but right now, he's just standing there, staring at the canvas, cheeks flushed and eyes unfocussed, with the paint drying on his brush. I put the finishing touches on my own painting -- an abstract piece of the two of us dancing, the sky behind us a mixture of the color of his eyes and mine -- and go over to see what he's been working on.

    Edited April 2014

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    Steve finds out that his boyfriend, the genius industrialist billionaire Tony Stark, is Iron Man. And likes it. A lot.

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    1/1
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    12
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    12
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    Peco really enjoyed watching Zack fight.

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    1/1
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    3
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    It's not the first time Natasha and Bucky invite someone into their bed for a night of fun. But it's Steve's first time with another man.

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    How Nat and Bucky get Steve drunk, Steve gets some, and in the end Tony gets jealous. Kinda.

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    The next time Stiles needs to drop something of somewhere he really should call ahead first.

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    1/1
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    14
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    37
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    4
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    1917
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    “Up you go, then.” Greg pats his chest, and Molly blinks once in confusion. He snorts, looking a little bemused.

    “Not the kinda bloke who gets his rocks off ‘n passes out. Thought you knew that by now. Anyway, it’s been a bit too long since I ate a woman out properly.”

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    4
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    Here they are now: they have a nice house in the suburbs, were married a little over a year ago, and have a baby son between them. The former street thug and military prodigy are a very unlikely pair, but Levi won’t have it any other way when all is said and done.

    Then their peaceful lives suddenly go straight to Hell.

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    3/?
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    10
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    7
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    She was never like this. She didn’t beg. She never begged. What the hell was he doing to her?

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    24
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    3
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    500
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    Scarlet Ryder is a rockstar. There's no way she could tolerate a boy band...

    "Scarlet..." he breathes. My name sounds so different coming from his worn lips; the same lips that were against mine mere moments ago. There's something in me that feels a little like guilt, but I'm still turned on as fuck. I'm not entirely sure where my brain is but it's not entirely sure where I am either so there's that.

    Or, Scarlet and Louis are kind of a thing... but then there's Harry.

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    25/?
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    Part 4 of an inappropriately hilarious collection of the most epic bromance of the Naruto series.

    Kotetsu bets he can use Izumo's 24-pack of condoms before they expire in two weeks. Izumo knows he's got this. There's no way he can lose that bet. Right?

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    1/1
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    2
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    2
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    Elena accidentally crashes Gwaine and Percival's first date. It works out pretty well for everyone concerned.

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    1/1
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    A standard sandstorm brings not-so-standard sand into town upon its winding breezes. Cecil reports how this strange sand affects the citizens of Night Vale among his usual news and, of course, the weather.

    Written in the style of a Welcome to Night Vale broadcast.

    Featuring a very special appearance by a very special guest.

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    “Scott, you are aware that it’s weird for you to take almost your entire group of friends to go see your stripper boyfriend strip, right?”

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    The one in which almost everyone dances, some just more professionally than others.

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    7/7
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    How do you stop Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy from marrying rich and killing their husbands for the inheritance? Well, if you’re Bruce Wayne, you can always marry them yourself.

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    7/?
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    16
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    4
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    3150
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    Dean Winchester and (newly-human) Castiel continue life in the bunker. As they navigate the bumps in the road of their relationship, Sam and Kevin just try to stay out of their way.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    18
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Jean hates birthdays, but Marco will make his opinnion change with a special present.

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    Prompt: Stiles and Scott are in high school and Derek is Scotts father whos in his mid thirties. And Sterek happens.

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    2/?
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    Sam is on the mend, but his past still haunts him. Can he let go of his past, and does he have the courage to trust someone again?

    After a time of drug abuse, bad desicions and a really bad relationship Sam is in law school and trying to get back on track again. It is not easy, Dean does not trust him and their relationship might never be the same again. All his old friends are gone, and his history makes it difficult for him to find new ones. Enter Gabriel, a smirking doctor who just gets under Sam's skin.

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    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1545

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