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    “Scott, you are aware that it’s weird for you to take almost your entire group of friends to go see your stripper boyfriend strip, right?”

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    The one in which almost everyone dances, some just more professionally than others.

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    24 Oct 2014

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    Just your average 160-part crack/fluff series with a side of plot.

    Starring Michael, Lucifer, Gabriel, Castiel, Dean, Sam, Adam, a missionary named Bob, the long-suffering Officer Good, several nameless dogs, one cat with several names, and a family of ducks. What could go wrong?

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    24 Oct 2014

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    Fusion between Sherlock (BBC) and Nativity! (2009 movie starring Martin Freeman). Sherlock is a primary school teacher and John is assigned to be his classroom assistant. Together, they are charged with putting on the school's Nativity play. What could possibly go wrong?

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  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    While checking on a possible werewolf attack in a patch of woods near Santa Cruz, California, Dean stumbles onto his first rave. That is only one of the 3 firsts he will experience that night.

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    ...At first, he thinks it’s probably campers or drifters, which means werewolf bait, but the closer he gets to the source, he knows that’s not what it is. He can see flashing lights, hear bass pumping so hard the trees seem to tremble with it. He follows the light and sound until he can distinguish the music, stuff he’d normally never listen to, songs cut and layered with electronic beats, synthesizers, and the sound of scratching vinyl. He walks a little closer, and sees a clearing open up, filled with a mass of people dancing and swaying and making out amid strobe lights. A hoodie-clad deejay has his equipment set up on a stone outcropping above the crowd.

    This is not a monster bait situation...

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    24 Oct 2014

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    Derek is a junior in college, never could get the hang of social interaction, and is, you know, a werewolf. A werewolf and a virgin. And it isn’t like anyone is banging down his door to hop on his werewolf dick, save for the few pervs who acted like he was some kind of exotic toy to be played with and experienced. So, when he sees Stiles' ad on Hot Men 4 Rent, Derek is... interested.

    And who is he kidding, he’s read that bio every day since that sad evening with the chocolate chip cookies, and has every facet of it memorized.

    Stiles, no last name. Eighteen. Student. Good conversationalist. Likes to crack jokes. Fan of junk food but enjoys running. Werewolf-friendly. Werewolf-friendly.

    And there is his phone number and an email address. Plus all the moles.

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    24 Oct 2014

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    Derek is a junior in college, never could get the hang of social interaction, and is, you know, a werewolf. A werewolf and a virgin. And it isn’t like anyone is banging down his door to hop on his werewolf dick, save for the few pervs who acted like he was some kind of exotic toy to be played with and experienced. So, when he sees Stiles' ad on Hot Men 4 Rent, Derek is... interested.

    And who is he kidding, he’s read that bio every day since that sad evening with the chocolate chip cookies, and has every facet of it memorized.

    Stiles, no last name. Eighteen. Student. Good conversationalist. Likes to crack jokes. Fan of junk food but enjoys running. Werewolf-friendly. Werewolf-friendly.

    And there is his phone number and an email address. Plus all the moles.

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    24 Oct 2014

  7. Public Bookmark 43

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    From a prompt on Tumblr (kind of):

    my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

    #pick an otp imagine them meeting like this

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    24 Oct 2014

  8. Public Bookmark 2

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    Things are good, he decides as he puts a pot of water on the stove to sanitize Natasha’s dildo. They have a good repertoire between them, with Steve, and fucking at night breaks up the monotony and stress of searching for Bucky during the day. It’s a good system, as far as Sam’s concerned.
    And then the box shows up.

    In which Sam gets a mysterious package from a mysterious person and, after a spell of feelings and a trip to Switzerland, both of those mysterious things get used quite a bit, much to everyone's delight.

    (This is a sequel to By Any Other Name and will make more sense if you read that first, but if you don't want to, this fic will still work fine as a stand-alone. Just check the notes for some cursory details.)

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    24 Oct 2014

  9. Public Bookmark 75

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    Phil is well aware that with some kinks, wanting to be on top is way more socially suspect than the opposite.

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    23 Oct 2014

  10. Rec *

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    John swallows. Keeps his eyes on Sherlock. Begs him not to ruin him.

    Sherlock leans forward over the witness box ever-so slightly, "I was distracted," he informs the court, "by my partner, John Watson.”

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    23 Oct 2014

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    Working in fashion for the past thirteen years has left thirty-two year old Louis Tomlinson privy to the darkness hidden behind glamour, and what he once loved has now left him bitter and jaded. On impulse, he leaves Paris for the very first job that comes along – head of the wardrobe department on a brand-new television show in America.
    'Modern Missionary' follows Harry Styles, a religious 16-year-old Texan, on a tour of America. The pitch is simple enough – Harry leads by example, showing the viewers how they too can bring God's light and love to the world around them.
    Inadvertently, showing Harry to the world also shows the world to Harry; his eyes are opened, not without Louis' help. Harry begins to question everything: his religion, his identity, his values, and his sexuality. How can love be a sin if... cela semble si juste?

     


    (thankyou jess for the pic!!!)

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    23 Oct 2014

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    Agent Darcy Lewis and Captain Steve Rogers have a little bit of a problem with dealing with adrenaline on missions. It's all snark, and smut and Firefly references. Because that's a thing. Somewhere along the way things change, and feelings become involved.

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    23 Oct 2014

  13. Public Bookmark 35

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    Steve doesn't understand why he and Tony just don't get along, and finally fed up begins asking for help amongst his fellow Avengers. The eye-opening results put him on a path to a new self-awareness and better relationship with the whole team, not just Tony.
    Meanwhile, Tony is seeking a new opportunity to be a better hero, to open new doors to a better world besides just clean energy. After all, between politics, research, cost, competitor's contracts, and other issues, it will be decades before that shows any real results on a nationwide scale, much less global. Perhaps Alpha/Omega rights, something he can support now, will suit the bill?
    He might even come out of hiding himself.
    Up for adoption.

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    23 Oct 2014

  14. Public Bookmark 1

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    Was asked by Emjen to write a Daryl/Carol story. Wrote it in an hour so may not be perfect. It's also not Beta'd

    It doesnt have much of a spoiler, but i thought id tag it anyways as i don't want to upset anybody

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    23 Oct 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Maybe TWD will never actually do Daryl/Carol but now i can always come back to this thanks to KittieHill <3

  15. Rec *

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    John swallows. Keeps his eyes on Sherlock. Begs him not to ruin him.

    Sherlock leans forward over the witness box ever-so slightly, "I was distracted," he informs the court, "by my partner, John Watson.”

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    23 Oct 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    First time for both. Well done!

  16. Public Bookmark 92

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    As Sam keeps coming back for more, it becomes increasingly obvious that maybe there's more to it than amazing sex.

    AKA the PWP that got a sequel and started growing a plot.

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    23 Oct 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SO... THIS IS WHAT I CALL PORN, AND NOT ANY KIND OF PORN, I MEAN THE GOOD STUFF. THE KIND OF STUFF THAT LEAVES YOUR HANDS TINGLY AND A COMPLETE STATE OF SATISFIED.

  17. Public Bookmark 70

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    Wherein Clint Barton has the D, Phil Coulson does not want the D, and Tony Stark should be ashamed of himself for ever uttering that phrase.

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    23 Oct 2014

  18. Public Bookmark 6

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    Abbie Mills learns some great stuff about the 1780s.

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    23 Oct 2014

  19. Public Bookmark 19

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    Natasha Romanoff always gets what she wants.

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    23 Oct 2014

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    23 Oct 2014

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