16 Works in Sacharissa Cripslock

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    Captain Angua has been dodging this interview for weeks, but Sacharissa finally corners her - for a feature on prominent women in the Ankh Morpork City Watch.

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    An AU in between the events of Going Postal and Making Money.

    Out of sheer boredom, Moist von Lipwig decides to give being a villain a try and finds a henchman by the name of Moist.

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    Moist had never addressed a crowd this big before. He'd never been in a position of such authority without the oddly reassuring notion that if he made a total prat of himself and messed everything up, Vetinari would just hang him. Again.

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    Roughly translated, it really meant - "Throw a dinner party. Next Thursday. Invite everyone you enjoy irritating. And Mr De Worde doesn't like prawns."...Organise a gala at the palace for half the nobles on the Disc? Oh hell, thought Moist..

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    10/10
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    4
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    She belonged in a frame, paint on canvas for all the world to see

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    From Angua’s office, with the door cracked, being a captain wasn’t all that different from being a sergeant.

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    Sacharissa Cripslock interviews the Vimeses for a puff piece on How to Make Marriage Work.

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    The impact of unregulated collection on the draconic biodiversity of the greater Ankh-Morpork region
    by Vimes (née Ramkin), S. Presented to the Ankh-Morpork Dragon Fanciers Society, Grune, Year of the Reversed Ptarmigan.

    Hypothesis: poachers can be firmly deterred by a gumboot to the ear and some stern words, by Jove.

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    There's a story behind everything, after all. William de Worde knows this better than anyone, and investigates into Sherlock Holmes's death, intending to get at the truth.

    Unfortunately, some people want to get at William first before he can do that. On top of that, he needs to deal with a doctor with trust issues, figure out who exactly is that man in a hoodie following him around, dodge attempts on his life, and, of course, deal with humorous vegetables.

    Some things just don't change anywhere.

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    Or, "Go Get The Bloody Milk Yourself, You Git."

    Sherlock blows up a pair of lungs in Moist's office. Moist is not amused by this development. At all.

    Set further down the road in All Roads Lead to Ankh-Morpork.

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    Lord Vetinari's curiosity gets the better of him, and he decides to check out who this Speaker woman is.

    Relatedly, William de Word is a creeper.

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    William’s concerned with the Watch’s latest prisoner, Sacharissa is more worried about a wedding, and, oddly enough, so is Commander Vimes…

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    The Vetinaris are back in Ankh-Morpork and Havelock wants his chair back, but Downey is stubbornly sitting on it. Will one of them kill the other? Will Angelina get to eat figgins? And what other calamities will befall? Sequel to The Vetissey

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    Angua and Carrot are engaged, but that's only the beginning.

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    Vetinari has gone and let himself die. Quite naturally too, which is what *really* annoys the commander. And that's just the start of the problems. Now the city needs a new leader, and there's no guarantee it'll go to the best man for the job.

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    4/?
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    Belief is important. With enough belief, you can shape the world.

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    53
    Bookmarks:
    16
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