1 - 20 of 64 Works in Ryan Ross/Spencer Smith/Brendon Urie

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    "Come in and please have a seat, we have a lot to talk about."

    "Are we getting promotions?"

    "Are we getting more younger pornstars?"

    "No, we aren't getting a promotion or new pornstars. Unfortunately, we're going to close down this website."

    Everyone’s jaw dropped.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,335
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    888
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Brendon and Dallon have been together for three years since the day they met and sparks flew... Literally.

    Ryan and Spencer went from best friends to boyfriends when they realised they were made for each other... Literally.

    Both pairs are happy until they realise that there is something wrong with their soul marks. They are deformed... Undeveloped... Incomplete?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,605
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    287
  3. Tags
    Summary

    It's Christmas in New York City. Pete Wentz is a bigshot politician who wears dark shirts to cover up his tattoos and gets into trouble defending the honor of his new assistant, Patrick. Stay-at-home dad Ray worries about how cozy record label boss Mikey is getting with the gorgeous new intern. Joe the waiter hates his job and is definitely moving to France - for real, this time. Gerard the successful writer and recovering alcoholic flees to rural Italy with a broken heart and tries not to ogle his gorgeous handyman. Gabe and Travis are body doubles who hit it off under the watchful eye of Maja, the scary blonde director. Getting naked and acting out several hours of athletic sex? No problem. Working up the nerve to ask for a phone number? Mission fucking impossible. Brendon and Ryan are newly married and Ryan's best friend Spencer has never exactly warmed to Brendon, but now Brendon needs a favor: the wedding video has disappeared, and Spencer is the only person who has a copy. A Love Actually AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,014
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    550
  4. Tags
    Summary

    From a tumblr prompt: “my best friend got turned into a frog and now i’m being the best wingman ever by carrying them around to bars and getting hot people to kiss them in hopes of hooking them up with their true love” AU

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    152
  5. Tags
    Summary

    From a tumblr prompt: “my best friend got turned into a frog and now i’m being the best wingman ever by carrying them around to bars and getting hot people to kiss them in hopes of hooking them up with their true love” AU

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,166
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    364
  6. Tags
    Summary

    If asked, later, Patrick could not tell a single soul exactly why he and Andy and Joe, the Way brothers and Ray Toro, and SpencerandRyan are even all together in the same place, or why they listen to Pete, or how they manage to crash a minivan.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,805
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    539
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Pete is a coot, Patrick is a nightingale.

    This is the only love story you will ever read that features the phrase "corkscrew penises". If you're lucky.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,831
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    984
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Pete and Patrick pick up a stray in Vegas

     

    or the one where Brendon gets kicked out and is found by a sketchy tattooed guy in the middle of the night in Vegas and his world gets turned upside down.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,738
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    4306
  9. Tags
    Summary

    "See, so why doesnt anyone wanna bang me? Ive watched porn I know the jist of everything. Like, yeah, Im still a little confused as to what really happens because porn only gives you so much but how am I ever going to learn if no one has sex with me?"
    "Ryan and I can teach you"

    Brendon is the sad virgin. Ryan and Spencer are the ones with an experienced past.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,385
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    717
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Podfic of Pride of Place, or, The One With the Perverted Lion Fantasies by LittleMousling.

    Summary: "For reasons that don’t need exploring at this juncture, Brendon and Ryan are fucking in front of Spencer."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    186
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    345
  11. Tags
    Summary

    "The one where they're folk musicians"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    174
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Written for no_tags, for the prompt 'Brendon/Spencer/Ryan - experimental milkshakes'. Five times fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,588
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    204
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Podfic of Waves of Change by gala_apples.

    "Summary: Spencer is a merchant boy who speaks to Ryan every time the Smith boat goes past the Sirens, Brendon is the heavily religious boy that falls in love with Spencer, and can't understand his talking to demons."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    240
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    198
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Pete goes to see a band.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,798
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2262
  15. Tags
    Summary

    How many times in the past few months has he turned down girls and guys because their eyes weren’t the right kind of blue or their hair wasn’t brown enough?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    671
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    401
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Ever the mutable,
    Ever materials, changing, crumbling, re-cohering,
    Ever the ateliers, the factories divine,
    Issuing eidolons.

    ...Unfix'd yet fix'd,
    Ever shall be, ever have been and are,
    Sweeping the present to the infinite future

    -Walt Whitman

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,820
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1269
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Firefly AU. After the scandal of the Miranda broadcast, the Verse is in political turmoil--the opportune moment for those who want to make a change. Brendon Urie is a Companion, heading for Sihnon to meet up with other members of the Guild so that he can use his political influence to bring about positive change in the Parliament and the Verse. However, Brendon needs to get off Newhall and make his way back to the core planets, first. The ship he finds harbours a bit of an eccentric crew, and both Captain Smith and his best friend onboard seem a little jumpy, especially around Alliance cruisers. Brendon figures he can work with that.
    Spoilers for Firefly and Serenity, though no previous knowledge of either necessary.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,646
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1051
  18. Tags
    Summary

    True Blood AU in which Brendon is oblivious, Spencer is stupid, and Ryan is impatient. And there is lots of biting, and sex. Sort of one of those “five times” fics, except I apparently can’t write that many, because it would have turned into about a billionty words.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,733
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    787
  19. Tags
    Summary

    "In 10th century Ireland, Brendon is preparing to become a monk when two strangers arrive and shatter his world before changing him completely."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    459
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Spencer is a merchant boy who speaks to Ryan every time the Smith boat goes past the Sirens, Brendon is the heavily religious boy that falls in love with Spencer, and can't understand his talking to demons.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,103
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    550

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation