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    A series of drabbles (old school, 100 words each) based around various Discworld characters.

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    12/?
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    Vimes is determined, Susan now teaches in Ankh-Morpork and Vetinari loves some Thud!

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    Vetinari picked up another piece of paper, appearing to glance at it, and said "You may go, commander, in the knowledge that I, for so many reasons, envy you. My regards to your good lady." - Snuff

    Sybil Ramkin maybe a big girl but she is also smart, kind, compassionate, rich, powerful, regal, easy on the eyes, and *cough* well endowed. With this in mind, what would make her stay single until a Dragon rolled into Ankh-Morpork when she was almost 40? Even if she chose to remain single, why didn't she move to another city or travel the Disc? And does this have anything to do with her relationship with Havelock Vetinari?

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    55
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    12
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    In which it's final exams time at the Assassins' School, and a student makes an ill-advised attempt to mock-inhume the Patrician.

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    A magical incident at UU leaves the city in chaos and could cause one secretary's long hidden feelings to be discovered this Valentine's day.

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    14
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    Vetinari and Drumknott are enjoying a walk in the park with Mr Fusspot and Drumknott's new bicycle until Mr Fusspot proves once again that he has an uncanny skill of finding ‘not old rubber bones’ wherever he goes.

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    1/1
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    4
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    326
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    Vimes is jealous of the closeness between Vetinari and his secretary.

    any ship bashing in this is unintended, Vetinari and Drumknott are very sweet together but i totally think vimes would be incredibly jealous and insecure about his relationship with Vetinari because of his whole kid from cockbill street mentality and this was the result of that.

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    1/1
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    2
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    12
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    1
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    225
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    Strange people are in the most secret of the palace's file rooms, and they are looking for Drumknott. Why are they there?

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    Vetinari, Drumknott and the dark clerks.

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    4
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    1/1
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    31
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    2
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    Vetinari has broken the unwritten rules. Vimes always thought that he would be the one to do that...

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    1/1
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    10
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    2
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    Lord Vetinari probably wouldn’t know about today. Would he? No. Of course not. Lord Vetinari had other things to worry about.

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    1/1
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    3
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    1
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    220
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    There were times Sybil wondered who on the Disc the pair of them thought they were fooling. Besides themselves, she meant.

    [Podfic of the Music By B.S. Johnson series, containing the stories "Best Kept Secrets" and "Unexpected Gambits"]

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    Collections:
    1
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    4
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    11
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    Inspired by the amazing AviaCarter's "Memos from Q Branch"

    Vetinari is done with everyone (especially Moist) and Drumknott tries his best to keep everyone in line. But really, who thought that an assassin, watchman, an ex-con and a wizard would cause so much trouble? Sybil and Adora Belle really do wonder sometimes

    Everything is unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine - with very irregular updates sorry

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
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    23
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    3246
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    And there it was. Give ‘em a show, Moist thought, talk a fast game and act like you belonged and even falling could look like flying.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    10
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    476
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    Vetinari is injured in an assassination attempt and Vimes has to try and keep him in bed to recover.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
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    32
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    2
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    690
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    Vimes learns that kicking down locked doors in the middle of the night can lead to an eyeful.

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    27,657
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    24
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    26
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    4
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    631
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    During Feet of Clay, Vimes ends up hanging out at the Palace. After all, the only competent leader Ankh-Morpork has known in centuries has been poisoned half to death. And might get a bit bored or lonely. Can't be having that.

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    Chapters:
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    57
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    6
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    547
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