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    Vetinari daydreams about shopping, whipped cream, curtains, and planting kisses all over Drumknott’s bare chest until he’s in… religious trouble.

    “Darling, we do anything that you can dream of. You should be dreaming of nice warm baths and bedding habits snuggling up to a fellow worshipper of Saponaria.”

    Vetinari tried to stop daydreaming, but it was a very interesting daydream, and he’d quickly spotted the trap wire stuck to his leg.

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    When Vetinari accidentally discovers a mirror that transports him to other worlds, worlds where things are different, he must find his way back to his Ankh-Morpork. On the way, he discovers a curious thing about his personal secretary.

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    Drumknott can be distracting...

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    W jakiś czas po wydarzeniach opisanych w "Nocnej straży", młody Vetinari postanawia dowiedzieć się czegoś więcej o tajemniczym Johnie Keelu. Czy podróż w przyszłość pomoże mu rozwiązać tę zagadkę? Czy też może przyszły Patrycjusz odkryje coś znacznie ważniejszego?

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    Vetinari and Drumknott in a modern era!AU.

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    Engine driver Drumknott (also known as the Patrician’s head clerk and personal secretary) and Stoker Blake (also known as the Patrician, Lord Vetinari, the tyrant, Havelock or that slimy bastard) right before their monthly train ride to Sto Lat. Because Raising Steam happened and no-one will convince me that they’re not doing this occasionally.

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    A man who is in perfect and complete control all the time sometimes needs to give that control up.

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    Drumknott has been attacked after frequenting an all men's bar. For some on the Discworld will find any reason to express their hate...unlucky for them as Vetinari is deeply unimpressed.
    How will Drumknott cope with the changes that emerge after his trauma?
    Vetinari is captivated by Drumknott's eyes - is it guilt or something else?

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    The Sunrise Awakening Ball was almost upon the good upstanding citizens of Ankh-Morpok (yes, alright and the many not so-good and the downright crooked). The populace was excited.
    The Palace organisers - getting to be not so keen, in fact a good word to describe them would be stressed.
    Will it happen? Will our two gentlemen attend? Will they want to?

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    Occasional moments in the friendship or relationship of Havelock Vetinari and Rufus Drumknott...
    This is the first one
    (hence title;-) ...

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    Lord Vetinari's secretary is kidnapped, the assailants and what they want unknown. Can Vimes and the Watch rescue him in time? And why does his kidnapper seem to know so much about his past?

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    Vetinari decides to take the day off on Hogswatch, for once.

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    Sometimes, rumours are true

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    Тяжелый разговор и его последствия.

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    Drumknott is most displeased to find the Postmaster General has pinched yet another pencil.

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    - And The One Time It Was The Other Way Round. Scenes inserted into the narratives of various Discworld novels.

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    A boring day turns rather exciting when an assassin invades the Palace…and the usually infallible Drumknott makes a series of mistakes he is desperate to put right.
    Spoilers: Nothing in particular, although consider it post The Truth
    Disclaimers: I don’t own them, and I’ve been very naughty with them. I’m not sorry.

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    Even in spring the night will eventually draw in.

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    Six Discworld drabbles, inspired by the idea that we all have strange things we do in our sleep, or secrets that only our sleeping partners know. Characters as per listing. Canon pairings except for Vetinari/Drumknott. Non-explicit.

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    I Love My Love with an A, because he is Artless

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