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Dave discovers a wounded troll on his way back home, turns out this troll is no ordinary troll, like Dirk and Dave aren't normal either. Only difference is that Dirk and Dave aren't being chased by a mob of their own kind that are eager for Karkat's blood.
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There are several ways a story starts, and the same way Sburb propelled them into legacy they did the same. It’s a story about four kids and some trolls and some terrible people who said kind things, like spoiled caramel dripping off the tongue.
The military uses the kids, not as revered heroes, but feared gods.
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At her request Dad has been teaching Jane about sex with a hands on approach, but when he decides her lessons are complete she scrambles for an excuse to keep it up.
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Year 2078, United States of America. The U.S. was the leading country in space exploration and research. Hundreds of planets, inside and outside the solar system had been discovered, explored, and even a few had been colonized. The bursting population of Earth demanded outward expansion, and people were encouraged to embrace space travel from a young age.
It had, over the past 15 or so years, become somewhat common in the United States for young people to go off-planet in the summer between their sophomore and junior years of high school. Space Exploration And Research Educational Deployment, or SEARED, was a government run program, facilitating travel, accommodation, and safety for the young astronauts.
The 8 kids from homestuck attend high school together, not all of them friends, some complete strangers to one another. They eventually end up coming together to travel to Alternia through the SEARED program.
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In which everybody conveniently has the talent to sing, there is a band festival in four months (and thirteen days), and John messes everything up by being attracted to one angelic Strider boy. AU
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- Part 1 of Bandstuck Beachverse
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Thanks to the machinations of Roxy Lalonde the group is once again embroiled in a game of strip poker...this time with a twist! Who will win? Who will lose? Find out, as another chapter in the saga begins.
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AU; Bro(Dirk) is a teacher at John's highschool. John is 16, Bro is 34. John has a major crush on Bro. Bro is pretty much Bro, but is a little more professional in his work place. Still fucked up in what he likes. so... Yeah~
I feel really weird about this being out there... I'm OK with my Moirail reading this stuff when I write it, but even then I feel weird about it. But I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIP!!!!!1!!!!!!@$!@!!e!@8213#%&^@!235#5#$!!!!!!!!!!!
So yeah. This story pretty much explains itself. I'll explain some things that may be weird to normal humans. I do think differently X3 So~ yeah.... Smut and shiet will be in this........ So yeah. Commentary is enjoyed. if something makes ya'll confuzled in the brain, just say so. I'll explain it in depth because... Well, I'm the only person who can XD There are 17 full length parts written up in my outline. and 8 mini parts for after that because I love this ship to fucking much. I'm going to hell for all of this. But I'll be fine with it. WORTH IT! So there are four possible endings to this story. All depends on how many people like it by the end, and how I'm feeling. So yeah. Enough babbling.
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Dave is a broken angel, fallen for loving a mortal more than God.
While on earth he tries to make things right, his twin brother stirs up a storm in heaven. -
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Roxy and Calliope want to reach a new level of intimacy, but they've got a few issues to work out first.
Warning: This is fluffy porn. If you see any semblance of a plot please feel free to shoot it.
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- Part 2 of Homestuck Rarepairs
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Guys don't get raped.
Okay, so maybe they do, sometimes. But that's only when they're ganged up in an alley way and shoved against a wall and get some other guy's dick in their ass without permission. It's forceful and bloody and masculine. At least, that's how the media sells it.
But this isn't rape.
When a girl buys you drinks and takes you home and crawls on top of you--well, that's every guy's wet dream.
When she's grinding down onto you and her hands are holding yours to her breasts and she's whispering filthy, filthy things into your ear, that's not rape.
That's not rape no matter how many times you say no.
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In which Sollux Captor, lifelong resident of the Temporal District of Earth's capitol city Lowas, gets a new job, a new roommate, and way more trouble than he bargained for. (The first, and easily the most optimistic, installment in the Homestuck cyberpunk AU, Lightstuck.)
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- Part 1 of Lightstuck
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Dirk finally convinces Jane to meet up with him.
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Terezi Pyrope is a mid 20s detective in a rinky dink detective agency who has been cordially invited to a dinner party by an old friend, however the said to be wonderous night takes a disastrous turn when one of the party-goers is found murdered, it is up to Terezi and an old colleague to find out said murderer;
Before every last attendee is murdered before the morning
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Your name is Jade Harley, and you have no idea what you've just gotten yourself into. You live on your island with your dog Beck, but you have seven other friends who have visited you for years now, but soon everyone else has a pet troll but you. John has Vriska. Dave has Sollux, Karkat, Kankri, and Mituna. Rose has Kanaya. Roxy has Gamzee and Terezi. Jake has Aradia and Tavros. Jane has Feferi and Eridan. Dirk has his technically two cherib's Caliborn and Calliope. And you, Jade Harley, only have your dog Beck. But all of that is about to change when a huge crate washes up on the shores of your beautiful island with a tiny, just out of grubhood, troll. But is your precious little Nepeta a pet or a daughter? Inspired by Unwanted Free Ugly Troll and Loophole.
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Rose Lalonde and her guardians smuggle illicit goods for a living, so it's only to be expected when they run into trouble as well as some very interesting people.
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Jade and Roxy are hanging out alone in the chemistry building at night. Roxy, a bit drunk, decides to go to the chemistry lab and pee in the sink there. Jade has to go too, and decides to give in to her dog instincts to get down on all fours and lift her leg to pee in the floor drain.
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In an AU where the Trolls complete the game and become Gods of their universe, eight kids must live up to their meant to be tittles and overthrow the tyranous Gods.
Or id there something else brewing?- Words:
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Dave Strider, newest Texas Ranger, finds himself stationed at the ass end of the state looking for his greatest hunt, the outlaw gang The Midnight Crew. Famed for robbing every bank from Hell to Houston, The Midnight Crew are the most notorious and most wanted in The United States.
But this small town turns Dave's worldview on its head where trolls can be Deputy Sheriffs, and a beautiful, feisty woman can make him fall in love.
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- Part 1 of Cowboystuck
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(Alternate Universe) Elizabeth Roxanna Lalonde and her friends have made it into the game-- but is winning even a possibility?
[Chapter 3] She'd been their leader, she was supposed to be the one who knew everything, and it hadn't worked, it hadn't been enough, she hadn't done it right, she hadn't known enough, hadn't tried hard enough, and then the pop quiz had come in the form of rocks from fucking space.
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- Part 3 of Goodnight Sburb
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She should have stayed in bed.
She should have ignored the music.
She should of had control over her temper.
But no, look at the mess she has gotten into, all because Dave Fucking Strider couldnt keep the noise down. Now she has to deal with Bullets flying around. And how a certain Hipster Douchebag is trying to unravel her secret.
And who is this Clown? Why has he taken an interest in her? After one night?
Your name is IZZY JACKSON, and you are getting TIRED of this BULLSHIT.- Words:
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