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    This is not a heartwarming story about motherhood.

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    Mother Lalonde was a woman with a disgusting amount of effortless class. She had the bruised eyes of depression and countless nights spent awake, and lips like tar and oil. Ashen skin, and she didn’t help it with her all black attire. Her earrings, heavy and large at the sides of her face, were bright pink and jade. The only spot of color to her figure.

    “I have a request,” she spoke, not giving Jane even the time to poise herself on her appointed chair.

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    Eridan Ampora didn't want to be alive. He didn't want the memories of what had happened to flood back to him, but he wasn't given much of a choice. It's hard to forget when your killer is a goddess. It's even harder when she and her girlfriend seem to avoid your name like the plague.

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    Trigger warning: Abuse.

    Being the new kid at school always sucks, but John makes friends with Dave fairly quickly. But what is Dave actually hiding?

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    Dave Strider is almost 18 years old. His hobbies include avoiding Bro and eating at Waffle House.

    It just so happens that it is at this certain Waffle House where he meets a certain ornery waiter who is certain to change his life.

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    Dirk and Jake's favorite parts of the holidays, told in the most vague and annoying roundabout way possible, featuring me trying to stuff Hal in there any way I could because nothing will stop me from including him in everything I do in my real ass life.

    I can't remember when I posted Blue (Full) Moon, must have been a few years back, I thought I'd do another Christmassy Dirkjake for the holidays. I think I might have more, not-Homestuck Christmas things planned, stay tuned I guess?

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    John Egbert is Crosswind, defender of Seattle.
    Dave Strider is Flashstep, defender of Houston.
    Rose Lalonde is The Sorceress, defender of New York.
    Jade Harley is a girl living alone on an island in the middle of the ocean.

    When the sinister criminals known as the Midnight Crew arrive in Seattle, John has to figure out what they're doing there before their turf war with a rival gang destroys his city. Meanwhile, Dave battles depression as his life gets turned upside down in some of the worst - and best - ways possible. Rose and Jade seem stable, but will that last? And who are the people who seem to be following the kids around? What's their deal? And just who the hell is the Jack of Hearts?

    The winds of change are blowing. Something is going on, and no one really knows what's going to happen; they just hope they'll live long enough to find out.

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    Jake is just an ordinary boy whose life is turned upside down when his grandma's death opens him a whole new world.

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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    Rose doesn't know how to feel about high school. She doesn't know how to feel about her family's problems, and sometimes she seems to be the only one trying to be proactive about them. Roxy is in a new environment, and suddenly very unsure of herself, in a way she's never really been before. Maybe they can help each other out, if they can get over their perceptions of the other.

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    You have a nightmare. A stomach churning, heart wrenching, tear spilling nightmare. Waking up might bring you out of it, but the dream haunts you.

    And suddenly, you remember. If you have a bad dream, your roommate told you to go to them.

    So you do.

    (Beta Kids | Alpha Kids | Beta Trolls | Alpha Trolls)

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    Like I'm never gonna die

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    When she snaps back into her body, she looks at you curiously. Turning back to face the road, she takes the wheel from Dave and turns the car around.

    “Change of plans,” she says, face grave. “We’re going back to my place.”

    “What?” Dave yelps, “Your place is ten hours away! And we didn’t pack any AJ!”

    “We’re going back to my place,” she says, “and you, Rose Lalonde, are going to stay in my room for a while. Dave and I have a job to do.”

    Dave shuts up.

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    I'm forever chasing after time
    But everybody dies, dies
    If I could buy forever at a price
    I would buy it twice, twice
    But if the earth ends in fire
    And the seas are frozen in time
    There'll be just one survivor
    The memory that I was yours
    And you were mine

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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
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    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    Lord English has been defeated and after a long search Terezi has finally found Vriska, as the heroes of earth C gather to reunite with their friends they discover that John is nowhere to be found.
    now they must work together to track down their friend and discover that John has chosen a very peculiar way of life.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and a hospital wasn’t the setting you had imagined when you thought of seeing your twin again.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and having Terezi drag you around her weird human legislacerator training probably wasn’t the worst way you could spend the rest of your sweeps.

    And then you meet him.

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    Roxy did something she regretted with a burning passion. She doesn't want to face the next day knowing her grave mistake. Instead of coping, she comes up with not-so-better solution.

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    Dirk is having some struggles coping with the break-up even after the game. He goes on a whim and tries to glue the pieces back together with Jake. But, it doesn't end as well as he hoped. Dirk isn't the only one struggling and Jake is fairly unsure what to do with the left over pieces.

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    Relationships are hard when your species wasn't meant to have any.

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    Roxy was good at games, especially the Nintendos, but a recent trend in losing obscenely difficult super Mario Maker challenges created by her cousin has given her a loud mouth and her sister a bad habit.

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    In which Dirk goes home with a pretend plus one for the holiday, all for a cup of coffee.

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    Jerry is a normal guy, and is happy with his Wi-Fi. But he has a weird dream, and the Ouma, the new Demon King, shows up and ruins EVERYTHING. More weird shit starts happening, and now that Ouma can open rifts in space-time, it's gonna be one cluster-fuck of an adventure. Join Jerry as he makes friends, finds love, and goes on a quest to restore peace to the world.

    The Author regrets everything.

    Updates whenever I feel like it.

    (Crackfic)

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    How can the mistakes of one teenager pave the future for his friends and enemies? How can the bond between friends be crumbled so easily? Fairness is not the name of this game. This is reality, not some cheesy video game.

    (lol I suck at summaries XP)

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