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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    Janey, darling, you're my best friend
    But there's a few things that you don't know of
    Why I borrow your lipstick so often
    I'm using your shirt as a pillow case

     

    I wanna ruin our friendship
    We should be lovers instead
    I don't know how to say this
    'cause you're really my dearest friend

     

    Roxy takes it to the next level.

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    Four interwoven tales following various trolls, kids, cherubs, and carapacians, except all of them are humans living in Gainesville, Florida (home of the band Less Than Jake). One follows Dirk Strider and pals as they form a band in the main plot. Then Cronus tries to do the romance and fails (or does he?). Then A sinister Corporate owner starts buying up everything, he is known only as "Lord English". And Lastly Slick/Paint is 100% canon and everybody at the school all know it.

    Posted on 4/10 for the fifth anniversary of Homestuck's Beta

    Tags to be updated with relationships and each chapters content. Various hijinx will occur in segments I like to call "Interludes"

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    Roxy and Dave are siblings some ten years apart in age. Roxy's been stuck at home while Dave gets rich, famous and hot. What happens when he ends up as guardian for a sixteen year old girl? Is this a recipe for disaster? Quite possibly, but everyone's got to have some fun first. ;)

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    After a heist is thwarted, Sollux gets help from an unexpected source.

    Will be part of a series, I hope, and is based off of Leverage.

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    Featuring:

    - John's band, Pepsi-Cola Communism, performing their hit song "Do the Windy Thing"
    - Backup vocals provided by the Golden Gals
    - Jake and Dirk as "something like the Rockettes, but really not"

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    “We’re really stuck here, right?” I asked after a moment of silence.
    Dave laughed, “You seem awfully obsessed with that question. Why do you want to know?”
    Why? Because it’s not our fault we became lost souls, necessarily. “Because I don’t think it’s fair.”
    “Fair? Nothing for us is fair at this point, newbie.”
    “They said that these people are supposed to be our soul mates, so why can't we get them back?" I stammered, “There has to be some way!” As I yelled, everyone went silent. This didn’t seem like a question I was supposed to ask.

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    i hope you like it!!

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    Tiny ficlets written for various prompts. 1) Calliope has only the best intentions. 2) Jake has a brilliant idea! 3) Dave/Jade angst. 4) Rose and Sollux, on a plane. 5) Alpha!Rose considers her work.

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    My first fanfiction ever.
    Roxy gets cheered by Calliope.
    Should I continue?

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    Several excellent friends hanging out over the holidays.

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    A story following the various students of Skaia High School as they deal with regular urban teen stuff and attempt to navigate the pitfalls of high school and life in the streets of Los Angeles.

    High School AU/fic based off Battlestuck by blinkocracy.

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    You're a musician. A swimmer. A friend. A writer. An upperclassman. A drug-abusing madman. That last thing more than everything else before it. When Fef finally has enough of your shit and leaves, you find a new best friend in Roxy Lalonde, who cares about you for reasons you'll never understand. You've known her since last year, and she's still around. The two of you sit across the street from school, passing joints back and forth and obsessing over introspective lyrics and members of the 27 Club. You find your way into substances heavier than weed. Your headshrinker diagnoses you with borderline something or another. Roxy tries to stay sober, or more sober than she's been, and get over her ancient crush on the asshole with the pointy sunglasses. The rest of the Harris crew - Dave, Vriska, Gamzee, and occasionally Jade - try to pull out decent grades for junior year. Moreover, Sollux Captor is surprisingly not an asshole on the inside, will wonders never cease?

    Your name is Eridan Ampora, and you just don't fucking get this year, your penultimate year of high school.

    High school era, pre-collegestuck.

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    "Kid, this is the last time I'm going to talk to you."

    Bro is leaning against a wall inside some lush apartment in Los Angeles, half-empty bottle of Jack Daniels loosely twined between his fingers. His red suit is rumpled and his shades are slipping down his nose and Dirk thinks he can see the glint of a tear at the corner of his eyes, but it can’t be. Bro is a Strider. He drops his head into his hands and rubs at his eyes beneath the aviators, trying to hide the break in his voice. He does hide it (and hides it well) but after watching this recording over and over and over Dirk can recite it word for word and tell you the exact time stamp when Bro loses his shit. It’s at 12 minutes and 43 seconds.

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    Years later, Jane comes back to town to see how buisness has treated everyone else.

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    As we all know, teenage years are meant for exploring yourself and relation ships, Jane wants to do exactly that, along with her best friends. As could be expected by anyone, it gets painfull at times, but in all, it's a good way to spend those odd years between adulthood and childhood.

    But what happens when such a privilege is taken away?

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    I suck at giving gifts, so I wrote you this.

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    Since you’re trying to get to know everyone, you eventually notice that there’s one troll you’re not sure you actually know at all? You know who the Zahhaks are, Equius is hilarious and so much fun to fluster, and Horuss is right there, the same not-quite-a-duplicate intergenerational parallel like all the game-playing trolls have. But yeah, Horuss is by far the person you’ve talked to least since coming to the new universe. It’s kinda weird, because even Equius will have nice long conversations with you if you poke him the right way, but Horuss only responds to your messages with one or two lines, and then just… lets the conversations die. Every time. That’s… fine, you know? If that’s just how he rolls? But once you notice, you start paying him way more attention irl, and it’s really weird. Because he’s there, like, all the time, at all the get-togethers and parties and dinners, only you’d never notice if you weren’t looking for him.

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    TG: just at some point i discovered a load of my moms centurys old booze in the house
    TG: and i didnt have much to relate to her by except her books
    TG: so i felt like drinking was a way to be more like her
    TG: or be closer to her kinda
    TG: and there was nobody around except the silly chess people
    TG: who in a way just made me feel more alone
    TG: cause they reminded me i was only one of two humans left and the other was an ocean away
    TG: so little by little
    TG: i got out of hand

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    Demon hunters, Dirk, Dave, Rose, and company, have been alerted to a dangerous demon presence in their city and they must bring this demon down in order to prevent any more deaths, but what they don't realize is that there is more to this siuation than they first thought.

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