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    I’m pretty much fucked.

    That’s my expert opinion.

    Fucked.

    Six days into what should have been the greatest two months of my life, and it’s turned into a nightmare.

    Just for the record, I didn’t die on Sol 6. The rest of the crew thinks I did, and not without reason. I mean, the last thing they saw was me being blown off in the wind, impaled on the fucking transmission antenna, shortly before my depressurization alarm went off and my bio-signs dropped to zero. Maybe they’ll have a national day of mourning for me, and my Wikipedia page will say “Karkat Vantas is the only human to have died on Mars.” Oh, except it won’t say that because Nepeta is here too. She’s alive.

    If the oxygenator breaks down, we'll suffocate. If the water reclaimer breaks, we'll die of thirst. If the Hab breaches, we'll just kind of implode. If none of those things happen, we’ll eventually run out of food and starve to death.

    So yeah. We’re fucked.

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    Zombies have taken over the world, and all that's on Vriska's mind is survival, until she comes across a group of people who just might be what she never knew she was looking for.

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    "That's Jade Harley. Queen bee. Queen bitch, whatever. Queen of the plastics, their royal leader. Those are her minions, Vriska Serket and Meenah Peixes. Beware of them. Stay away from them at all costs. They probably won't try to recruit you, because you're a boy, but that doesn't matter. Stay away from them. They're mean girls."

    *

    "Oh no, honey," Vriska says. Her hand is on your wrist. You're doing everything in your power to not yank it away from her, because your dad raised you to be nicer than that. "You can't like Dave Strider. He's Jade's ex."

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    Your name is JANE CROCKER, and you are OFFICIALLY PERPLEXED.

    You have just received a strange package from your pal DIRK STRIDER, which you find somewhat concerning despite its general tone of GLIB HYPERVERBOSITY. Mainly because it includes several ITEMS OF IMMENSE PERSONAL SIGNIFICANCE that you happen to know for a fact he’d rather not part with, and with which you could probably make a KILLING on EBAY.

    Maybe this huge file that just arrived in your inbox from Dirk’s EQUALLY INSCRUTABLE DIGITAL DOPPELGANGER will clear things up.

    Jane: Read this weird letter.

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    11/?
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    Scenes from So It Goes from other character's POVs. Written from prompts on Tumblr.

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    37/?
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    Seven nights Jade Harley wakes up from her slumber, crying. Seven times a friend comes to comfort her.

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    Obligatory DirkHal crossover.

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    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." - Mark Twain

    When John's prom plans are compromised by Teen Romance, he finds himself at the centre of an elaborate plot to make sure that he gets what he wants- even if it means stepping on a few toes. It was supposed to be no strings attached, a big lead-up and a quick cut. These things are never that simple.

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    "Two households, both alike in dignity,"

    Life is difficult when your major is useless and your family is not human. / Life is difficult when you're double majoring and you have dead parents to avenge.

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    High school AU, Dave is secretly a straight-A student, ready to move on and go to college. After getting in trouble too many times, the principal tasks him with mentoring John, the transfer student. Both boys, affected by their insecurities and troubled pasts, find comfort in unexpected people. JohnxDave, DirkxJake, and more to come. Rated M for language & sexy stuff. Slightly OOC.

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    9/?
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    They managed to win the game somehow. He's not really sure of the details, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. He's stuck in an unfamiliar body with a thirteen year old little brother who's terrified of him.

    Somehow, he is sure this is his fault.

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    New school, new Friends, old Familie. That's what's happening to Dirk Strider. From this day on he will attend the same school his brother and his cousin are visiting already. And in his class he meets his new friend, John. And they have more connections than just being in the same class. Families in Homestuck sure are weird.
    Re-read and corrected by Ayshianese

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    Words have power. They have, in the right hands, substance. Once, when she was little more than a child, Rose Lalonde moulded words like clay and made a mark upon the face of humanity through the medium of dark fantasy. Now she bends her will to the task again, for far more dire purposes. She is a horrorterror and like the rest of her kind, she must feed on the thoughts, the worship of feeble mortals. Though her corporeal form is similarly frail, she must see this through, or cost humanity its very existence.

    Because something is coming. Something that no angel or horrorterror can or will stand. Something that will make all tragedy that came before this look very minor indeed.

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    A month after winning, Jake English is having dreams. He's having dreams of his island, but it's different in ways he can't seem to place, and he's different in ways he can't seem to place. He's himself, but he's not himself, and he doesn't understand how both of those things can be true at the same time.

    And all he wants is just to talk to Dirk Strider.

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    Parties are pretty much always bad. For instance, it's at a party where Gamzee asks Eridan out. Their relationship flourishes. And Sollux finds himself becomingly inexplicably jealous.
    Meanwhile, the rest of their group are experiencing...a little turbulence. It makes no sense to anyone, but hey, that's both dark matter and adolescence.

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    8/?
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    This is a mixfill of two prompts!

    Prompt 1: Jane/Equius - She's a classy blue heiress, he's probably resilient enough to survive surprise dominatrix mode, it could work.

    Prompt 2: Sharp dressed man, Equius Zahhak
     
    Gold watch, diamond ring
    I ain't missin' not a single thing
    And cufflinks, stick pin
    When I step out I'm gonna do you in

     

    They come runnin' just as fast as they can
    'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

     

    Equius Zahhak in some very nice clothes, getting undressed later by an interested party and preferably ridden hard to be put away wet. Possibly even at the party in some secluded alcove. C'mon, you know that the boy would be fiiiiiine in a tailored suit.

     

    And then it exploded on me and turned into an actual fic, god damn it. Stay tuned.

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    24/?
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    Dirk Strider was always used to having his life planned out for him, and he was perfectly comfortable with it. He'd make it through his last year of high school, get a football scholarship, and move as far away from his older brother as he could. Just as he was coming to terms with the fact that he would be living out a pre-written life, he comes across Jake English. He was an adventurous brunette with eyes like emeralds and a smile like the sun, who would certainly not be living a pre-written life.
    Throughout the course of one school year, Dirk's world is flipped completely upside down, and he finds all of his morals being completely rewritten. He can't decide which is scarier, the fact that Jake is doing this to him, or the fact that he might want him to.

    ***RATED MATURE FOR EVENTUAL SMUT, LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE, DRUG/ALCOHOL USE***

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    8/?
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    I dunno some gay shit

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    The three of you are lined up very neatly, you suddenly notice. One clean slice and it’s over.

    One clean slice.

    You harden your face and stare at Dave. You see the moment of confusion, the moment of understanding, the moment of horror, and finally the moment he resigns himself to the task and lifts his sword.

    He flies towards you, and you fleetingly have a thought you’ve never had before.

    Please let the katana break.

    Can be read independently from Unite. Contains spoilers if you're not caught up.

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    Eridan knows several things for certain. One, he has no friends. He found that out the hard way. Two, magic is fake and it always will be, the angelic creatures that float around him are hallucinations, the mark that appeared on his hand is a prank that will wash out eventually, and the girl following him around and telling him otherwise is crazy.

    In which Eridan goes on a journey of strange powers, gangs, unlikely friendships, and way too many people trying to fuck him up.

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    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    234
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    149
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    24
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