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    “Don't make me turn this movie around,” you warn them.

    “Wizard alert!” Jane says to your right.

    “Wizards!!!” Roxy squeals, quickly flipping over so she can see the screen again, and soon everyone's attention is fixed on Ian McKellen's flawless acting.

    Prompt: "Remember when Jake proposed a movie marathon and during the Lord of The Rings Dirk, Jane and Roxy fell asleep on him so he couldn't move and go to the bathroom?"

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    Dirk Strider, the famous leader of the demon pack Strider-Lalondes was captured by Jake English, the leader of EHEC. And is being tortured for information. There's only one problem. The Strider-Lalondes got his younger brother John, and Dirks younger sibling Dave will do everything to get his beloved big bro back.

    Demonstuck belongs to my-friend-the-frog
    Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie

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    Wow, that's a really good name for a really bad fic.

     

    Basically, John is a dumbass and can't figure out an equation.

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    “They go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all-powerful to be impotent”¦ Owing to past neglect, in the face of the plainest warnings, we have entered upon a period of danger. The era of procrastination, of half measures, of soothing and baffling expedience of delays, is coming to its close. In its place we are entering a period of consequences”¦. We cannot avoid this period, we are in it now”¦”
    - Winston Churchill, November 12, 1936

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    "Yeah you can't fight the tears that ain't comin',
    Or the moment of truth in your lies
    When everything feels like the movies
    Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive

     

    And I don't want the world to see me
    'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
    When everything's made to be broken
    I just want you to know who I am"
    —"Iris," Goo Goo Dolls
     
    Time takes care of everything. Right?

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    Jake, who lives in New Zealand, is visited by his internet pals Dirk, Roxy, and Jane and they go camping. The title is probably a better summary than the summary lmao.

    There is quite a bit of (terrible) humour but this is no crack I promise. I take dirkjake way too seriously for that.

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    Shakespearestuck is back, and this time we're taking on the ultimate tale of machinations and betrayal, Othello. Watch a jealous soldier utterly mess up her commanding officer's life and cause the deaths of multiple people, all because she didn't get the promotion she wanted! Starring Gamzee Makara as the tragically-flawed Othello, Roxy Lalonde as the ever-innocent Desdemona, and Vriska Serket as the conniving, scheming Iago.

    Also, Dave Strider is Bianca the courtesan.

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    Deployment is what happens when you and five thousand of your closest friends pile into a floating city and do laps in the Persian Gulf for months on end. Includes foreign booze, jet planes, and the best friends you've ever had.

    Boot Camp didn't prepare you for this.

    (Tags will be updated as chapters are added)

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    Once upon a time in the land of Skaia there was a witch named Rose Lalonde. She was the greatest witch ever. Of all time. But when darkness threatens to take over the world, she is put to the ultimate test and must embark on a quest of epic proportions to defeat the Four Evil Mages. Along the way she meets some cool people, blows some stuff up, and maybe finds love.

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    Karkat and his friends have been on earth for at least a sweep now, and things have been going fairly well. At least until Eridan goes missing, then Feferi, then Nepeta. They finally find them six months later as humans attending a strange school, with no memory of their past lives as trolls. Enter shenanigans, frustration, and some good old fashioned "what the fuck?"

    Alpha Kids, Beta Kids, Pre-scratch trolls, and some major pale shipping.
    EridanRoxy RoseKanaya JakeDirk and some other canon ships.

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    Rose is a ballerina. The best Skaia Dance School has to offer, in fact. To her, hip-hop and new, alternitave-style dancers are the lowest of low. They dance to modern music, mindless noise, and she can't stand how the school brings them in.

    Jade scores a dance scholarship to Skaia Dance School, suddenly taken from her life of dancing (and living) on the streets to a prestigious boarding school.
    Now, if only she could figure out why the pretty ballerina hates her guts.

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    Sequel of the fanfiction "Spectrum".

    Dirk Strider has been convicted of first degree murder of the serial killer, Nathanial Morris. Though he saved other lives and suffered at the hand of the man, the judge couldn't claim she believed entirely that he didn't have a personal vendetta involved with the killing. He accepted his fate without fight, and now has to deal with being in the privately owned maximum security prison. Unfortunately, he trades one evil for another. Dirk has to learn that there is a gray area in everything he does... and learn that the rules inside the concrete walls surrounding him are very different from the one's outside. Meanwhile, something and someone much more horrifying than Morris is building strength.

    Some chapters contain extreme physical violence. Please read at your own risk.

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    Kori is a fourteen year old girl living on the streets of Houston Texas. She runs into some trouble. Dirk and jake are walking and they come upon her and take her to the emergency room.......what's to come they don't know

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    It was the game that started it all. A simple retro game that looked innocent enough as it started out.

    Jade walked into the kitchen, yawning. It was early morning and she'd promised the others a picnic the night before and she was not about to disappoint. As she turned on the light's in the kitchen, she became aware of another presence behind her, every instinct told her to run, and she was afraid she might've jumped a little, but when she turned, it was John, standing there with a blank look on his face, smiling slightly. She nearly smiled in relief, but her smile dropped.

    Whatever had possessed John to carry around an axe?

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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    After the players win the game, the world is reset. On this new Earth, they are all reborn, the only remnants of the game being their lingering powers. It takes them all awhile to remember everything, but most of them find each other nonetheless.

    Some weren't quite as lucky.

    John gets a call from Jade for the first time on this Earth, and she's panicking about fake police officers and inhumane medical procedures.

    Or: The one where everyone must work together to save their own asses.

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    When a down on her luck Dersite Roxy Lalonde accidentally saves the life of a nicely dressed girl in an expensive red scarf and thousand-dollar diamonds, she is unwittingly thrown into a glittering Prospitian world of riches and luxury. However, such things come at a price, and Jane Crocker isn’t exactly the straightforward and innocent dame she appears to be…

    Starring magical shenanigans, gang warfare, creatures from The Furthest Ring, Consorts Rights Activists (CRA, for short) and murder mysteries.

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    So many players dead. Lord English killed most of them.
    He pissed off the wrong group of teenagers.

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    Born as a heir to the Prospitan faerie court, John was sent away to grow up as a changeling when he was just a babe. He has long since woken up, and with the help of his sister, has fully embraced his fae heritage. Jade says he has some big destiny ahead of him, but he's not quite ready for that kind of responsibility. He's not even sure he wants it. Destiny is a big word, and he's just a wind sprite.

    Dave was born with the genetic curse of second sight. Able to see the world of faeries, he must hide this gift or risk their wrath. He's lived with this danger for his entire life. After a tragic incident back in Texas, he is finally getting settled in this new town. Rose says he has some big part to play in the future of the local faeries, but he wants nothing to do with that. He just wants to live a normal life without any of this bullshit.

    This is the story about those destinies, and how the two intertwine.

    Meanwhile, Dirk has his own part to play. After being blinded the previous year, he was certain he could stay away from the fae forever. That is, until Jake English walked into his life. Now he's not so sure he wants to stay away. But, strangely, Jake doesn't seem to know about his faerie blood.

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