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    Roxy volunteers at the local hospital where she reads to Calliope. One night Roxy gets a call from the nurses who tell her it's time.

    Based on intergalactickoala's drawing: http://intergalactickoala.tumblr.com/post/27158696716/humanstuck-au-in-which-calliope-has

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    What they really needed was a lesson in manners, and a lesson in valuing what they had.

    This was a lesson she was eager to teach--after all, they had given it to her, why shouldn't she reciprocate the favor?

    And so she would steal something from each and every one of the members of the Prospitian royal family, and perhaps she could show the world that the gold they clothed themselves with was nothing more than a sloppy coat of yellow paint over shit.

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    In which an OC has an unrequited love for John Egbert

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    Karkat, barely thirteen, has been abused by his owners since kit-hood, when his black ears had still been covered in kit fur and he could barely make garbled mewing noises. Rain was pouring down the night he escaped, black storm clouds obliterated any form of light and thunder shook the trees around him, but he made it. He ran and ran, completely lost and terrified, until he reached the city.

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    Sometimes it's hard, knowing that your friends are destined for a greatness that you'll never be able to reach. And sometimes, it's harder, knowing that despite what your friend thinks, you'll never be whole without him by your side. And sometimes, love is really all you need to turn a situation truly extraordinary.

    That is, if a certain stubborn Egbert will just give in to it.

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    Ever since kithood, Bloodpaw knew he would be leader some day. After his apprentice ceremony, he begins his climb to leader, but what will he find on the way? What will his journey reveal about the clan he was raised in?
    (Note: Character names begin with the god tier aspect; Karkat's god tier is Knight of Blood, blood being the aspect, and therefore the prefix of his name. Humans and heart players are exception to this, because humans share a class with a troll, and because heart is a commonly used suffix.)

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    Karkat has trouble in his web programming class and gets to be tutored by none other than the esteemed Sollux Captor. Wait, did you say esteemed? Just kidding, fuck that guy.

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    Roxy Lalonde decides to bake her girlfriend Jane a cake straight from her heart. Mushy lovey dovey sentiment and all that junk. Jane always makes baking look easy, and Roxy finds that out the hard way.
    (One Shot)

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    You're name is Roxy Lalonde and you currently loathe yourself. You're bullied at school, you keep drinking and you think your friends are getting sick of you

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    "There's no frosting on it." I said, knowing what it meant.

    "I'm going to need your frosting for that slice." She said.

    "Can I use another frosting?" I asked knowing what the answer would be.

    "No, your slice is special; it gets yours and my frosting."

    "Can I put my frosting myself?"

    "No, I'll put both on your slice."

    "Can you use the hand grinder?" I asked hopefully, like I do every cake-day in the last month.

    "Nope, no hands." She smiled a gorgeous smile at me and I pouted but couldn't help to but smile myself.

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    Dave discovers a wounded troll on his way back home, turns out this troll is no ordinary troll, like Dirk and Dave aren't normal either. Only difference is that Dirk and Dave aren't being chased by a mob of their own kind that are eager for Karkat's blood.

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    It's the day Homestuck ends.
    You get home and open your laptop.
    You open the MSPA bookmark.
    You click to the final slide.
    it's a blank screen.
    with four words written under it.
    look out your window.
    it's raining meteors.
    you turn back and open the pesterlog.
    i have prepared you all i can.
    Farewell.
    and you click the sBurb link that's provided

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    26/?
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    At her request Dad has been teaching Jane about sex with a hands on approach, but when he decides her lessons are complete she scrambles for an excuse to keep it up.

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    Dave Lalonde is an internationally famous movie director. Dirk Strider is his creepy stalker.

    Dave makes a lot of bad decisions, but he is probably his worst.

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    Roxy Lalonde is just about the greatest giver of advice on the whole planet. Except when it comes to alcohol. Which is a lot of the time. So when she accidentally messages a very disraught Eridan Ampora a night filled with rum, chat cleints and regret begins.

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    There are several ways a story starts, and the same way Sburb propelled them into legacy they did the same. It’s a story about four kids and some trolls and some terrible people who said kind things, like spoiled caramel dripping off the tongue.

    The game is done, but their troubles aren't over.
    The military uses the kids, not as revered heroes, but feared gods.

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    Your name is Eridan Ampora, and you are one of the most respected nurses in the hospital you are currently working in. Unfortunately for you, things are taking an unexpected and tragic turn-over.

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    Year 2078, United States of America. The U.S. was the leading country in space exploration and research. Hundreds of planets, inside and outside the solar system had been discovered, explored, and even a few had been colonized. The bursting population of Earth demanded outward expansion, and people were encouraged to embrace space travel from a young age.

    It had, over the past 15 or so years, become somewhat common in the United States for young people to go off-planet in the summer between their sophomore and junior years of high school. Space Exploration And Research Educational Deployment, or SEARED, was a government run program, facilitating travel, accommodation, and safety for the young astronauts.

    The 8 kids from homestuck attend high school together, not all of them friends, some complete strangers to one another. They eventually end up coming together to travel to Alternia through the SEARED program.

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    In which everybody conveniently has the talent to sing, there is a band festival in four months (and thirteen days), and John messes everything up by being attracted to one angelic Strider boy. AU

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    6/?
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    Thanks to the machinations of Roxy Lalonde the group is once again embroiled in a game of strip poker...this time with a twist! Who will win? Who will lose? Find out, as another chapter in the saga begins.

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