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    Once upon a time in the land of Skaia there was a witch named Rose Lalonde. She was the greatest witch ever. Of all time. But when darkness threatens to take over the world, she is put to the ultimate test and must embark on a quest of epic proportions to defeat the Four Evil Mages. Along the way she meets some cool people, blows some stuff up, and maybe finds love.

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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    Grade-A sniper Jake English saves a strange desert town from raiders, and meets a boy who gets him far more involved with the well-being of Pandora than he'd hoped to become.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Jake is a slave for King Dirk. I suck at summaries sooo

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    All the characters in. Homestuck are at a school, and stuff happens, especially because the school is really strange to give me, and hopefully the you, the reader, amusement.

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    First there were four of them, bright-eyed, intelligent, fingers lithe enough to place stars in the night sky without cracking its glass.

    Now there is one of them left, Dirk Strider, and all that remains of his friends are their blueprints. He will make their dreams come alive. He will build what they were unable to.

    Starting with Roxy's designs, Dirk builds four robots. Each is intended to combat the Condesce, and her slowly strengthening army.

    Thousands of robots exist in the service of the Earth Freedom Corps, but Dirk's touch brings something to these robots that is not present in most. Sentience, a heart. Something broader.

    Dirk didn't want to feel for them.

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    The story of a 16 year old boy from District 5, the Time District.

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    Karkat and Kankri have to move to live with their God-Father and his two sons. Various shenanigans ensue, including sloppy make-outs, perfectly generic school projects, Dave being a conniving douche, and at some point, John is wet and doesn't have a shirt.

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    Aradia is still an archaeologist at heart, and she's very excited to learn that humans have a holiday centered around turkey corpses! So excited, in fact, she rounds up her friends to plan a traditional Thanksgiving dinner.

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    Roxy sends Dirk a list for 'couples bonding' that is none other than the '30 day OTP challenge'. Dirk recommends it to Jake and their adventures ensue!

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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    "Don't you t)(ink we cod just... you know.. spair t)(e )(ope? You know.., me and )(im are friends and-"
    "4ND H3 1S 4 THR34T, F3F3R1." Terezi interrupts. "W3 C4NT T4K3 OV3R 1F TH3R3 1S 4 THR34T. TH4TS JUST COMPL3T3LY 4S1N1N3."
    "W)(ale, maybe if we just try a little )(arder t)(en we can-"
    "NO" her raspy voice interrupts again. "W3 ST1CK TO TH3 PL4N OR W3 DONT DO TH1S 4T 4LL!" She demands.
    The witch sighs, knowing their moirail was doomed. Why they decided to trust Prospit and betray their home country, Derse, they may never know. But here they are now, agreeing to brutally murder her Prince of Hope, then proceed on to the true ruler of Derse, the Prince of Heart.

    We're just brutally murdering everyone up in here, aren't we?

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    During the Trickster Arc, Jake, Jane, and Roxy have a wonderful trickster wedding, and all seems well at the time. But a few months later, an unforeseen situation arises that may change their lives forever. Post-Sburb AU

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    Dirk Strider isn't exactly your average teenage boy, considering he's a world class assassin. However, when he's framed for the death of a public government official, he's hauled in by the F.B.I, and in order to escape jail must assassinate Jake English; heir to a large drug dynasty run by Lord English. Thinking it will be no problem, Dirk rushes head first into the mission to get back to earning money, but finds a problem when feelings for Jake emerge. The two decide to escape, but along the way they get caught up in past and recent rivalries, which may give them answers to questions they didn't know they were asking.

    ((So, I'm going to start editing the few chapters I've already posted, because, frankly, this is not my best work with my writing. I'm also going to attempt to get on an updating schedule, but, depending on how things go, I may or may not be able to roll with that. However, I'll do my best to post if this isn't going to be updated for a little while. Thanks for reading!))

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    Your name is ROXY LALONDE and your GIRLFRIEND is crying in her room.

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    "While his brother was away, Dirk had turned sixteen. He’d gotten a love life, though it wasn’t really a love life right now. He wanted it to be, he hoped it would be, but, with his luck, it would wither away before his eyes. It was worth a shot. Jake always made a bad day better, and one more let down wouldn’t be that bad." DirkxJake AU - Honestly, I just wanted to write about them on a date in a 50's diner, but it got out of hand.

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    When John Egbert finds a forgotten photo album on the bus full of beautiful snapshots of a mysterious woman in red sunglasses, he embarks on a mission to find the owner of the photographs - and the brilliant photographer who took them - that will change the course of his life in ways he never could have imagined.
    Rating bumped to M for later chapters.

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