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    "SO, DIRK........ I WANT TO PLAY A GAME."

    When the final battle against Lord English is lost, Caliborn offers Dirk a chance to prolong everyone's existence. A task so daunting he has to team up with the Leijons to do it.

    He has to ship everyone.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    28
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    4
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    You have no idea how you ended up in this time period but apparently it's 1879 in London, England and your only help in this time period, or alternate reality, is a guy who looks just like your best bro/boyfriend.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    28
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    2
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    508
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    Listen to "The Bed Song" by Amanda Palmer to get the full affect of this fic.

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    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    It is Dave's 19th birthday and he decides to spend it by getting fake id's with his friends to go clubbing. Dave's older brother, Dirk, decides he doesn't have to stay in when he could also be out having drinks with friends, so he grabs them and goes to a gay club. Dirk gets completely wasted and fools around a bit with a younger sexy looking man on the dance floor who invites him back to his motel room. Drunken mishaps ensue which ultimately lead to quite possibly the worst mistake he's ever made in his entire life. Conflicted feelings, denial, and slow build are to follow.

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    1/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are about to meet the love of your life in the most unlikely place.

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    10,494
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    12
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer and Time)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    40/40
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    1136
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    834
    Bookmarks:
    130
    Hits:
    16465
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    Sequel to Clarity.

    Dirk and Jake are slowly getting back to their relationship. The gang is back again, though this time... it might involve a hospital and dating!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    In a world where the person you are meant to be with is dictated by if you can feel their pain, John Egbert thought he knew who his soulmate would be. He was wrong.

    Karkat Vantas didn't think he would have a soulmate at all. He was also wrong.

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    English
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    20,642
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    30
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    118
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    It's hard, raising a kid on your own in a world where your skin doesn't fit quite right, where you have dreams of another place and time, where you swear you don't belong. It's hard, and nobody understands. Well. Almost nobody.

    Featuring Strilonde shenanigans in a post-game universe.

    This story is a sequel to/takes place concurrently with Neverwere. Can be read separately, or see Notes for an option to read both stories at once with the chapters interleaved in chronological order.

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    Language:
    English
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    26,760
    Chapters:
    9/30
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    425
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    Your name is LIL HAL STRIDER, and you have no fucking clue how to deal with people outside of a chat client.

    Before The Game, you'd known a grand total of four Real People™, but none of them actually considered you a "person". The only ones who might have seen differently were all 'fake' like you, and they're all gone now.

    The Player count for this batshit excuse for a Game Session is nine humans, two dozen trolls, two cherubs, and whatever the fuck you are. There's a whole new universe waiting beyond that (if you live to see it).

    You're beginning to realize just how complicated being a Real Boy™ can be.

    Series
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    English
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    7,896
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You're blind and possibly have fallen for a dork with broken glasses.

    Your name is John Egbert

    You're not a homosexual but you've just fallen for a blind guy with odd shades.

    Language:
    English
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    3,500
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    453
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    John wakes up one day before school to find that he's beginning to change. With the help of his friends, he must find a way to change back before it's too late and he's stuck like that forever.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    138,805
    Chapters:
    54/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2025
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    A tour through the city of Alterus, through the eyes of one of it's most Pur-ious residents.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    1
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    407
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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

    Language:
    English
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    15,755
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    5
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    72
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    The trolls and humans all live on the same planet, and even better, all go to the same Secondary School! The main character here is the one and only Karkat Vantas, who is bullied over his short temper and a little bit of extra chub he has on.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    902
    Chapters:
    3/15
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    40
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    Being a spy isn't nearly as fun as the movies make it seem

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    1
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    7
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    2
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    After the death of Aradia Megido, the lives of all her friends are changed drastically. None moreso than that of her boyfriend, Sollux Captor.

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    English
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    15,743
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    4
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Your name is Dirk Strider and somehow along the way you had forgotten that people made noise.

    Language:
    English
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    1,042
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    98
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    Dave just wants to make it through high school alive and John just wants nothing to do with him. Pranking wars, awkward Food's projects and the occasional bad pun is had and somewhere in between the two dorks end up falling in love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,311
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    62
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    344
    Bookmarks:
    68
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    Karkat's 'bundle of joy' sparks a whole slew of emotional conflict among his group of friends, making some of them confront their own problems. Now having to deal with even more emotional baggage and going through the miracles of life Karkat feels like he stepped right into a Soap Opera, or what like to call SoapOperastuck.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,168
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    228

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