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    Trigger warning: Abuse.

    What if Dave wasn't killed by his brother, instead being rescued by John?

    Spinoff of Playing it Down.

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    Eridan is ready to see people again. Dirk would rather have him to himself.

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    8/?
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    Dirk goes for a walk.
    And then some other stuff happens.

    *This is a work in progress and I'm probably going to be going back and editing old chapters, mostly for length because these are disppointingly short*

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    6/?
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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

    Occasional update sprees, but otherwise rarely updated. Check back in weekly?

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    63/?
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    Your name is Detective Karkat Vantas and you're transferred to the White Collar Crimes division in Houston Texas where you find many old friends who are apparently now your new colleagues. They inform you of a douchefuck Hacker called Di-Stri, who works alongside another hacker that goes by Rox on the Rocks. They seem like assholes and you really don't want anything to do with them.

    Your name is Dirk Strider and the new detective on your case is hot as fuck.

    (specific porn chapters are in notes)

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    16/?
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    You've determined the hobbies of the monarch you serve are as follows:

    1. Ill-timed pranks.
    2. Cooking.
    3. Subconsciously pulling elaborate political schemes off perfectly, ad infinitum, every one of which inches his mind closer to some ineffable dark chasm you're curious to find the depth of.

    Anyway, he makes damn good lasagna.

    (although part of a series, this fic is a standalone. feel free to read this first!)

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    18/30
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    Alternately titled: The Feel When Two Nobs Fit Together

    Dave has just begun the long journey of transitioning in secret while living with his two brothers. John is just a boy with severe social anxiety and PTSD. They meet in the waiting room of Dr. Lalonde's mental health clinic and an unexpected friendship begins.

    This is a story of how two boys open up to one another and heal wounds both new and old.

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    7/12
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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    ***SERIOUS SELF HARM WARNING***
    Like its completely all about self harm sorry

    Vent Homestuck Fic about sad Dirk

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    1/1
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    Everyone had expected for them to win.

    No one had really been anticipating waking up in their houses, almost like nothing had ever happened.

    It's April of 2009, and the game is over. What may be even harder than the game is reintegrating back into normal society. After all, how do a bunch of traumatized teenagers reintegrate back into society? Especially when two of them had grown up without seeing another human being for the first fifteen years of their lives?

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    42/?
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    “Can I take your order, lady?”
    “Caramel macchiato with whipped cream and sugar, purrlease!”

    You look up from the little electronic register thingy (you never bothered to learn its name) and see a girl wearing a blue hat shaped like a smiling, cartoonish cat face. She looks up at you, and you stare at her piercing olive eyes, and for all the world think you are looking at a panther, stalking it’s prey.

    Then, you realize that you’re staring like an idiot.

    She probably thinks you’ve either lost your marbles or had an aneurysm.

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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medievalstuck AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships. THIS IS AN ONGOING WORK THAT POSTS EVERY WEEKEND

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    Lyllani Arttana might be the last shapeshifter. Her session was doomed from the beginning. She doesn't know if any of the others who played are alive anymore. They split up to look through the realities for a place to call home long ago. The horrorterrors have been whispering in her ears for so long that she might actually go to them soon. But then she sees a meteor, and senses the life on it, and dares to hope.

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    45/?
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    Your name is Dirk Strider, but everyone who called you that is dead, now. You go by Bro, and you're a vampire. And a single dad to the coolest kid in the world.
    Dave's just brought his first friend home, finally trusting himself and you to be able to keep your vampireness a secret.
    You are really not good at this socialising thing.

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    6/?
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    12
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    The window is pushed up higher and clicks into place and doesn't fall when he lets it go. Now perching on the windowsill like a bird, he smiles as he pushed himself forward off the window, falling for a split second before the wind swirls around his body and lifts him up into the cold nights sky. John grin as he spins around and then darts up into the dark clouds. He feels the moisture slowly soaking him like a cold shower and it feels amazing. The wind was just right so it wasn't shoving his hair all over the place. It was peaceful. Looking down, it was a spectacular aerial view of the city. The city was lit up by lights from signs and buildings, it was just as beautiful was if he were sitting on his roof gazing at the stars. Johns grin doesn't break for one second, this was probably one of the best things that has ever happened to him.

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    Lyllani is friends with a decent collection of people who are varying degrees of weird, including but not limited to a translator, a poet, and a woman who types exclusively in consonants (when she actually talks to anyone). She also somehow got hired into a little bakery owned and run by the heir to the entire Crocker Corporation name. Everything is not perfect and she fails at not thinking about that. Two phone calls and a troll do not help.
    Connected to Chance to Hope, but can be read separately.

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    2/?
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    It’s been two years since Dirk was freed from the Cavern of Hearts. One year since Dirk left Jake with nothing but a note and set off alone. One week since Dirk rediscovered his abilities. One hour since he was beaten to an inch of his life and crawled into this alley. One minute since he realized he was going to die… at least, until a stranger appeared in front of him. But not any stranger--Dave. His brother who died thousands of years ago?

    How is this possible?

    Suddenly surrounded by his reincarnated siblings, Dirk realizes something is off. It’s almost as if they’re… cursed. As if something wants them miserable. As if something wants them dead.

    Now, with their powers returning, Dirk realizes time is running out. If he wants them, the world, to survive, he’s going to need all the help he can get. He’ll need hope.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    74
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    6
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    593
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    Your name is....

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    Pictured: Roxy Lalonde covered in and dripping with alien spooge and regular spooge. There are six variants in all; two clean, two alien, two regular, and half are blonde in a pink bikini while the other half have pink hair in a purple bikini.

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    You are JANE CROCKER, and almost four years ago, the dozen of you in the room all played a game and won. Today is the day you play another game, of high stripping stakes and nudity and a good helping of titillation all round.

    You've been looking forward to this for a while now. If all goes to plan, the sexual shenanigans that take place today will be remembered for centuries to come.

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    Chapters:
    37/?
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    74
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    94
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    3128

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