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    Karkat gets a new phone and can't push in numbers correctly, and so ends up calling Dave to talk about his life problems, rather than Kanaya.

    Before he knows it, Karkat has been texting this stranger for a few weeks, yet knows jack shit about him, and Kanaya just happens to want to introduce Karkat to her girlfriend's cousin.

    Language:
    English
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    12,670
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    179
    Bookmarks:
    29
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    1220
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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week we're taking a jump to the left, doing pelvic trusts and getting weirded out by the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

    Language:
    English
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    248,016
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    703
    Kudos:
    364
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    18314
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    It's been six years since Karkat's parents died-murdered in cold blood. He would have lost his life that night, but he was saved by a mysterious boy with strange powers. He never forgot about him. Now, a new kid moved into town and has become Karkat's friend. Something seems...weird about him, but Karkat isn't sure what.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,810
    Chapters:
    26/34
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1221
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    At the primere party for the sequel of the second sequel of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, Rose sets up a charity event in which anyone who donates wins a chance to have a dinner date with Dave Strider, the famous movie star. John thinks it's funny to enter Karkat's name in the drawing.....

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,583
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1232
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    i am the knight of time
    when i sleep i dream of a million different lives
    i dream of lives i could have lived
    of lives my friends could have lived
    of lives the trolls could have lived
    if it werent for the game

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,772
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    69
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    You hated him.
    You hated him more than anything.
    The smug look on his face whenever he came up with one of his little quips,
    The way his thick Texan accent slipped out every once in a while.
    His stupid fucking anime shades and how his blonde hair was spiked back-
    It was like he was trying to ironically look like Goku.
    It made you sick.
    So sick that when the teacher said you two were to be partners on the latest project you wanted to vomit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,214
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    656
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    Jake is a Dog Faunus. Abused by the person who took him in from the streets and terrified for his life as the beatings get worse, He runs away. He finds himself joining the White Fang to strike back at the humans who had hurt him most.

    Dirk is a hunter in training. One of the strongest students, he works hard with his younger brother, Dave to become great hunters so they can defend the world from the monsters of grimm. One day Dirk and Dave's older brother dies on a mission. On that day Dirk swore he would become the world's best Hunter so he could protect the people he loved.

    This is the story of how a Terrified, Tramatized Faunus and a Strong, Handsome Hunter (quite literally) ran into each other, soon becoming friends, then maybe even more.
    ((Terrible Summary is quite terrible))

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    English
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    654
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    126
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    Jake's first girlfriend is dead, but he refuses to let it all be for nothing, and so he embarks on their final adventure. He's going to do everything on her bucket list (no, not THAT kind of bucket list - get your mind out of the gutter) if it kills him.

    Romance Ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,656
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    124
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    For Roxy, sleep is a battle

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    26
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    Dave Strider is part of an organization that eradicates evil creatures that kill humans for food. No one knows where these spirits come from, only that the sooner they are destroyed the better. That is his mission right now, to hunt down a weak new spirit before it can kill anyone and grow stronger.

    Karkat Vantas is fucking dead, and if that wasn't horrible enough, now he's being hunted by some sword wielding maniac. At least there seems to be others like him in this world to help him adjust to this mindfuckery.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    84,386
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2421
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,208
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1047
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    Thirteen years ago, found abandoned and without a memory but his name, a small boy was taken into the Maryams' care.

    Karkat Vantas has had many a nightmare since he was found that day. Every time, it was the same in the sense that he always ended up drowning one way or another. He often ponders why it is he has these dreams.

    That is...until a certain red eyed creature from deep below the ocean offers to show him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,442
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1008
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    After the events of In The Family, Dirk continues to make and execute plans. Some of them go well. Some of them end up in court.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,854
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    491
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    A collection of one-shots, drabbles, and minifics centering around the pairing DirkJake.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    66,719
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    191
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2152
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    The kingdom of Prospit is dying. Just what lengths is Jake willing to go to make sure his country doesn`t perish?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,680
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1661
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    Dave Strider is the coolest kids in school, one of them. All he has to do is say a word and everyone would bend over backwards for him

    John Egbert is the complete opposite. Bullied and mocked daily he doesn't have any friends but he has 101 problems.

    So imagine his surprise when Dave Strider asks him to come over.

    And imagine the surprise of them both when they realize the other doesn't have a perfect life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,621
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    305
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    30forDirty. The insanely popular game among teenagers where at random, two names are picked from a jar and then those two teens are locked in a room together for thirty minutes! What happens behind closed doors, stays behind closed doors.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,651
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    77
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    Everything is new, and you understand none of it. All the research you've done is seemingly worthless, no textbook can teach you what it's like to feel, and you despise feeling so weak about it all. However, Jake stands in front of you, real, solid, in person, so that has to count for something.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,392
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1274
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,197,249
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    906
    Kudos:
    1012
    Bookmarks:
    206
    Hits:
    54926
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    Things that weren’t supposed to happen, but happened anyway.
    This is how the trolls got to Earth.

    In an effort to try to radically change Alternian Society among adult Trolls, Feferi Peixes runs for democratic office, with the help of her manager, Karkat Vantas, and her moirail, Eridan Ampora. Things go horribly, terribly wrong when a rally with highbloods turns chaotic. Karkat tries to find some sort of normalcy and resides with Terezi Pyrope, a famous legislacerator, until a fateful day when she herself falls victim to the very society Feferi is trying to change.

    Includes special Intermissions featuring Dirk/Roxy and Jake/Jane

    Trigger warnings in future chapters for abuse.

    (Why yes, this is the prequel to Once Upon A Dissension)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    139,331
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2667

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