18 Works in Rosemary "Rosie" Palm

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    "All of us hope for a little redemption, whether we deserve it or not." --Havelock Vetinari

    There'd been all of a few hours of truth, justice, freedom, and - importantly - reasonably-priced love before the soldiers had moved in. Had she expected any different?

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    There were times Sybil wondered who on the Disc the pair of them thought they were fooling. Besides themselves, she meant.

    [Podfic of the Music By B.S. Johnson series, containing the stories "Best Kept Secrets" and "Unexpected Gambits"]

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    He knew that this was not how traditional love stories worked, or at least those he was familiar with. They usually went along the lines of: boy meets girl, various things drive them apart so that they cannot be together, and they fall in love somewhere in between or even near the end. The endings were either sad or happy. They did not even come close to cynical black clad baker-assassin meets grumpy poor copper. Vimes wondered how he got himself into these situations. Established Vetinari/Vimes. Bakery AU Finale.

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    Death successfully faked Balthazar is ready for some fun.

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    There were times Sybil wondered who on the Disc the pair of them thought they were fooling. Besides themselves, she meant.

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    There are infinite ways that the universe can lead every individual life - and due to this, there must, theoretically, be at least one universe where Havelock Vetinari and Esmeralda Weatherwax... Switched places.

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    “‘I might be wrong,’ said Glenda, ‘but if you don’t want to know what the things are that you don’t want to know, then that means that there are going to be even more things that you don’t want to know and I imagine that sooner or later, if that goes on, your head will cave in around the hole.’” –Unseen Academicals.

    A newly sober Sam Vimes deals with the troubles of remembering.

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    Darkness descends over the Disc, but there is always a light— a tribute in memorial to the great man himself, Terry Pratchett.

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    “A woman,” Roberta Meserole had said once, lighting a long black cigarette with a silver lighter, “hides in plain sight. Visibility, Haveline, is our most important asset—”

    She looked up. Around. “Haveline,” she said, “that is not funny.”

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    or, how Ankh-Morpork acquired its first female Patrician very, very quietly.

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    Mrs Palm is asked by Lady Ramkin to give her a most unusual lesson. Unbeknown to her, Mrs Palm lets Vimes in on the secret.

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    Vetinari is called to adjudicate on granting Guild rights to a hitherto overlooked occupational group. He calls all interested parties to an informal meeting at the Palace and hears the case for and against.

     

    A work previously seen on LiveJournal and FFN, which was kindly received. Brought to a new audience.

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    There were times Sybil wondered who on the Disc the pair of them thought they were fooling. Besides themselves, she meant.

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    25
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    Transporting weapons is a dangerous job. Especially when you're wearing high heels and there's an Unmentionable behind you.

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    The Vetinaris are back in Ankh-Morpork and Havelock wants his chair back, but Downey is stubbornly sitting on it. Will one of them kill the other? Will Angelina get to eat figgins? And what other calamities will befall? Sequel to The Vetissey

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    14
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    Vimes owes Rosie more than money.

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    1/1
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    7
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    164
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1220

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