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    When Dave and Dirk get are forced to switch schools yet again, the last thing they expected to happen was for them to make actual friends there. Wait, scratch that, the last thing they expected was for these friends to turn out to be relatives; and witches. Oh, and did he mention? Turns out Dave and Dirk are witches too, fancy that. Maybe this move wouldn’t turn out to be so boring after all…

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    The summoning spell was supposed to pull some dark servant from the depths of the Void to be her new familiar. Unfortunately, when you do it wrong, it's easy to get something completely different - even a sky spirit.

    A weirdly-human-looking, kind of obnoxious sky spirit at that. But as a novice witch, Rose has to take all the help she can get...

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    Dirk isn't always the best influence on Dave. Shenanigans ensue.

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    Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
    That notion fell flat the first day of class.
    He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
    As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker and feeling (not really) red (hope to fucking Gog not) for a boy who has more buck teeth than brain cells.
    And things are only going farther downhill for him and his so-called 'friends'.
    Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
    And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

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    Dave had three friends.
    Those three friend happen to have absconded the fuck out during the summer.
    Which logically leads to the logical conclusion that Dave should probably hold on to the shouty bi guy everybody knows and like and who happen to hate him, because reasons. (meddling teachers reasons)
    Well, not like people like him on average, but whatever.

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    You stare at the clock.

    3:58 a.m.

    'Dave you still awake?'

    'Yeah, why?'

    3:59 a.m

    'It's almost time for our annual 4 am strife on the roof, that's why.'

    4:00 a.m You stare at your bedroom door; nothing. You call for Dave; he doesn't answer. He's alseep.

    There's no use waiting for 4 a.m. now that your brother's dead.

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    Rose has spent all week looking forward to spending an evening with her mother, who's always willing to humor her little girl.

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    Through the woods and past the lake is a sight not too many have seen. It’s not even really a sight. If you’re lucky enough to either not be killed or manage to catch a glimpse, you might find yourself in a whole new predicament you would never have thought would have happened to you.

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    A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-styled fanfic made as a Birthday Present for someone very special. Currently a Work in Progress, I'm updating it as I write.

    The Session is at its end, John's about to let everyone through the Door to the New Universe, when something horrible happens. Rose, Karkat, Roxy, Dave and him are cast to a strange, perverse Land, and now they have to find a way to get to the new Universe, if it even exists anymore.

    There's a lot of kinks listed, and already a few scenes that can be quite extreme for most people's tastes. If there's something you don't enjoy, don't worry, Notes at the beginning of each chapter with a sex scene list what Kinks will go down, so if you don't like them, you can just skip to another one.

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    Karkat Vantas is a college freshman just trying to get through life. It's much harder than it sounds when almost everything that can go wrong happens to you.

    ((Sorry for the trash summary. This is my first fic so don't judge too harshly. Updates as frequently as possible.))

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    Roxy and Dirk are two teens that have been trying to make the best of a tough situation. When a kind social worker discovers some relatives willing to take them in, Roxy and Dirk agree to try and make it work.

    The Strider-Lalondes are odd but they mean well. They want to protect their two newfound siblings from any more harm (which is infinitely harder than it sounds) and try and raise them right (which is much easier).

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    Roxy was good at games, especially the Nintendos, but a recent trend in losing obscenely difficult super Mario Maker challenges created by her cousin has given her a loud mouth and her sister a bad habit.

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    It didn't matter what they wanted to see
    You thought he saw someone that looked just like me
    I saw my memory that just never dies
    We worked too long and hard to give it no time
    He sees right through me, it's so easy with lies
    Cracks in the road that I would try and disguise
    He runs the scissors at the seam in the wall
    He cannot break it down or else he would fall
    One thousand lonely stars
    Hiding in the cold
    Take it, oh I don't wanna sing anymore

    (Julian Casablancas)

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    John follows his best friend Dave out in to the woods, looking for items for Dave's collection. After their flashlight dies, they get separated, and something finds John before Dave does.
    The Strider family knows how to help.

    {Demonstuck/paranormal au}
    {Rated for graphic depictions of attack and a corpse.}
    {Happy Halloween!}

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    The more things change, the more they stay the same.

    Adults say that kind of thing all the time. What happens when you're faced with all new situations and you have no idea how to cope?

    If you're Dave, you get the hell on with it, man. Shit ain't gonna do itself.

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    In the beta guardians' life after death, Bro tries to deal with the loss of Lil Cal and everything that comes with it.

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    Dr. Harley has been missing in action for three months. When his wife and student-slash-sorta-daughter hunt him down, they find a devil dog and a little girl who is alarmingly smart but not very articulate.

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    John had no idea what he was getting into when he took his first "real" job under the young Hollywood success that was Mr. Strider. Dave expected the assistant that walked into his office to be just like the thousand dime-a dozen employees that quit in the last year. Both learn to Make it Work. Adult AU Johndave with fluffy holiday themes, and "All the Pennies" by Mindy Gledhill.

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    “i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”
    -Wisteria, Jamie Oliveira

    there's a girl who protects her bruises and sadness but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a home that's just out of reach

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    "How far are you going to push me?!" Dave screams. "How much longer?! When can I rest? Tell me! Tell me!"
    As Dave melts into a sobbing mess, only one voice answers back.

    "Never."

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