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    There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist.

    Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

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    You had made a point of exploring the woods surrounding your house, to avoid your mother, but you never thought you would find this.

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    "How far are you going to push me?!" Dave screams. "How much longer?! When can I rest? Tell me! Tell me!"
    As Dave melts into a sobbing mess, only one voice answers back.

    "Never."

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    Your name is Dirk Strider and this is the biggest heist you will ever pull. The target is one Roxanne Lalonde, famous scientist and inventor who created tech well before it’s time. She worked on the technology to create the first ever game that affected your environment. Sburb was an invention a hundred - maybe even four hundred - years before it’s time, and you wanted to play it. Desperately. Being a huge fan of programming and robotics, it is one of your dreams to play the first ever game to actually affect the world around you. Of course, being a poor orphan thief put a wrench in those plans.
     
    In which Dirk is a thief, Roxanne Lalonde spontaneously adopts dirty thieving children, and the Strilonde family has shenanigans occur.

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    6/?
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    4
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    You've spent a long time hiding from the shadows, John. But it looks like they've found you anyway. What will you do now?

    On the day of his Transmuscendence, John goes missing. At the same time, a baby boy appears on a young man's doorstep (or, in a young man's joke shop, as it were).
    After reliving his first thirteen years of life in a world so different from where he came from, John finds himself woefully unprepared when his fiances from his homeworld come to take him away.
    It's a good thing his best pals are still around to try and help, right?

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    Karkat could still hear the alarms ringing in his ears, and being a fugitive wasn't anything like that John Cusack movie John saw. From government-funded genetic experiments, to good old fashioned revolution, it seems like none of these kids are going to be able to get a break.

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    10/?
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    it all started with a joke, about how much money pornstars make and what each other's porn star names would be. All until Roxy and Jane reminded him how much his textbooks would cost, then it started sounding like an option. Dirk Strider could not believe he was signing up for an live streaming service for cam girls. un fucking real.

    or: the college/camboy au that literally no one asked for

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    3
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    Yes, you hate him with a goddamn passion, but you can't deny it; he looks fuckable. And under kismesistude, that's what makes for a good soul mate in rivalry. Hell, this pursuit for ruining his reputation is a very black thing to do.

    But the way you're going about it is definitely worth as a plot for one of your troll romcoms, because you're bringing him down using a flushed strategy.

    What the fuck has your life come to?

    Or basically Karkat gets coerced into dating Strider in the hopes that he can break his heart and teach him a lesson because everyone's tired of his player lifestyle around the campus.

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    9/?
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    9
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    Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.

    (Don't get intimidated by the number of chapters, they are pretty short!)

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    41/?
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    28
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    Roxy and Dirk are two teens that have been trying to make the best of a tough situation. When a kind social worker discovers some relatives willing to take them in, Roxy and Dirk agree to try and make it work.

    The Strider-Lalondes are odd but they mean well. They want to protect their two newfound siblings from any more harm (which is infinitely harder than it sounds) and try and raise them right (which is much easier).

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    Chapters:
    67/?
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    528
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    59
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    It's not every day your mother reveals that you have two new brothers that you never knew about coming to take permanent residence with you, with little to no pre-warning, might you add; not every day that they turn out to be the most complexly-wired beings this side of a molecular knot and not every day that the four of you find traces of an inky beast lurking around the surrounding woods of your home. To top it all off, knowing your mother, she won't, in the simplest of terms, do jack shit to solve any of these problems.

    You four have your work cut out for you.

    A story about familial bonds and how they're put to the test over the course of three or so years (featuring a monster mystery to keep things interesting).

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    15
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    5
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    393
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    31/?
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    In a world where humans and trolls live together, there are certain individuals who can unlock awesome powers. These individuals are called God tiers. When a huge threat hovers over the world, it's up to these individuals to save it.

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    4
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    27
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    2
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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    140,315
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    15/?
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    492
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    79
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    "For the second time in her bizarre life, Lyra Silvertongue found herself hiding in a wardrobe. Once again, she was exploring a place she was not meant to be exploring and had gotten in a little over her head."

    Roughly three years since saving the multiverse, Lyra and Will, with the help of friends old and new, will be whisked into another unforgiving series of events. It seems they will continue building the Republic of Heaven... in SBURB?

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    1/?
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    Over the course of a couple years, an interesting relationship blooms.

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    Dave is not okay and Dirk can't deal with it alone anymore. When Dave was little and Dirk was trying to convince him something new was harmless he'd have to do it first so, fine, if he has to go to therapy first to prove that it's fine then he'll do that. It's not like there's anything amiss with him, is there? Set between chapters 13 and 14 of M.C. Escher that's my favourite MC.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    15
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    99
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    4
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    687
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    Four kids who can't choose until they realise they don't have to.

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    3/?
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    15
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    2
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    351
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    When it comes to Karkat Vantas, he doesn't mind most people. He ignores the majority, especially those in the back of the class. So when he notices Dave Strider, he can't exactly place what's so familiar about him.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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    23
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    2
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    HRNG I LO VE THEM SM

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    1/1
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    1
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    5
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    26

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