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    HRNG I LO VE THEM SM

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    Yes, you hate him with a goddamn passion, but you can't deny it; he looks fuckable. And under kismesistude, that's what makes for a good soul mate in rivalry. Hell, this pursuit for ruining his reputation is a very black thing to do.

    But the way you're going about it is definitely worth as a plot for one of your troll romcoms, because you're bringing him down using a flushed strategy.

    What the fuck has your life come to?

    Or basically Karkat gets coerced into dating Strider in the hopes that he can break his heart and teach him a lesson because everyone's tired of his player lifestyle around the campus.

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    In the guardians' life after death, Bro tries to deal with the loss of Lil Cal and everything that comes with it.

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    When it comes to Karkat Vantas, he doesn't mind most people. He ignores the majority, especially those in the back of the class. So when he notices Dave Strider, he can't exactly place what's so familiar about him.

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    Real Men Wear Tights AU

    Dave is mute and his best friend is missing. And if you don't think that's bad, his brothers are jerks and one of them can guess what he's thinking. So, the youngest, palest Strider goes out to the middle of the ocean to find his friend with his brother, a half dog, and his brother's... something.

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    Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.

    (Don't get intimidated by the number of chapters, they are pretty short!)

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    Your name is Dirk Strider and this is the biggest heist you will ever pull. The target is one Roxanne Lalonde, famous scientist and inventor who created tech well before it’s time. She worked on the technology to create the first ever game that affected your environment. Sburb was an invention a hundred - maybe even four hundred - years before it’s time, and you wanted to play it. Desperately. Being a huge fan of programming and robotics, it is one of your dreams to play the first ever game to actually affect the world around you. Of course, being a poor orphan thief put a wrench in those plans.

     

    In which Dirk is a thief, Roxanne Lalonde spontaneously adopts dirty thieving children, and the Strilalonde family has shenanigans occur.

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    A mutant troll whose fate has been decided long before he even realized what he could do

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    Karkat could still hear the alarms ringing in his ears, and being a fugitive wasn't anything like that John Cusack movie John saw. From government-funded genetic experiments, to good old fashioned revolution, it seems like none of these kids are going to be able to get a break.

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    Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
    That notion fell flat the first day of class.
    He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
    As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker between a bee and a goat, and feeling (not really) black (hope to fucking GOG not) for more than one of his supposed "best friends".
    And things are only going farther downhill.
    Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
    And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist.

    Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

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    SCP-1430 is a group of twelve humanoid individuals, six males and six females, of presumably extraterrestrial origin, from here on to be designated SCP-1430-A through M. They have physiological and psychological similarities to a group of average humans in early adolescence, save for their grey skin, horns of various shapes and sizes, differently colored blood, yellow-orange sclera, sharpened teeth, heightened levels of aggression, and [DATA EXPUNGED].

    A.K.A The beta trolls encounter the SCP Foundation, a combination that's bound to not end well.

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    House Crocker comes out of nowhere with a request for the grief- and guilt-stricken Sollux Captor, his brother Mituna Captor, and Damara and Aradia Megido. They are in no way prepared for what they find beyond the furthest reaches of civilization, with deadly consequences.

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    Roxy and Dirk are two teens that have been trying to make the best of a tough situation. When a kind social worker discovers some relatives willing to take them in, Roxy and Dirk agree to try and make it work.

    The Strider-Lalondes are odd but they mean well. They want to protect their two newfound siblings from any more harm (which is infinitely harder than it sounds) and try and raise them right (which is much easier).

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    You don't know what you can tell her but the truth.

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    Rose and Dave are brother and sister.

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    At the time Roxanne had just been a college student; it was the typical story she and an old friend got drunk at a college party in their last year and she ended up pregnant. They decided to each take one of the kids; he took the boy while she took the girl and they tried to live their lives as best they could.

    They moved to different places and eventually lost touch, it was for the best she noticed he had been changing as they got older becoming colder. Sometimes she would think about the baby that he had taken with him, the one she hadn’t kept.

    She never thought she’d see that baby again like this.

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    in which a young, 14-year-old rose spends some time in a mental hospital in fear for her safety and meets some of the most interesting people she has ever known.

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