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    John follows his best friend Dave out in to the woods, looking for items for Dave's collection. After their flashlight dies, they get separated, and something finds John before Dave does.
    The Strider family knows how to help.

    {Demonstuck/paranormal au}
    {Rated for graphic depictions of attack and a corpse.}
    {Happy Halloween!}

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    For one reason or another, some scenes have been cut from Paper Knives. These are the scenes that I feel are good enough to post on their own. They aren't canon to the main story, but I hope you'll enjoy them nonetheless!

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    15/?
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    A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-styled fanfic made as a Birthday Present for someone very special. Currently a Work in Progress, I'm updating it as I write.

    The Session is at its end, John's about to let everyone through the Door to the New Universe, when something horrible happens. Rose, Karkat, Roxy, Dave and him are cast to a strange, perverse Land, and now they have to find a way to get to the new Universe, if it even exists anymore.

    There's a lot of kinks listed, and already a few scenes that can be quite extreme for most people's tastes. If there's something you don't enjoy, don't worry, Notes at the beginning of each chapter with a sex scene list what Kinks will go down, so if you don't like them, you can just skip to another one.

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    58/?
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    Roxy and Dirk are two teens that have been trying to make the best of a tough situation. When a kind social worker discovers some relatives willing to take them in, Roxy and Dirk agree to try and make it work.

    The Strider-Lalondes are odd but they mean well. They want to protect their two newfound siblings from any more harm (which is infinitely harder than it sounds) and try and raise them right (which is much easier).

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    23/?
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    170
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    2006
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    These are the backstories for the various characters appearing in HSW. A picture of the character is given at the beginnings of their backstory. Most backstories have a short window into the character's life in the past. All historical events(except the secret government stuff and the Crusades) are actual events that happened and included stuff as described. I have made a family tree, which will be partially shown in the last chapter. Some of it will be removed because spoilers.

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    Whoever thought of sending some guys and all that glorious yet fucking deadly shit after us and our friends must be sick

     

    Like sick as hell

    Like sick with a capital 'S' and shit

    Like whoa bro, you have a high fever of like whatever makes a fever high

    Like whoa slow down dude those raps an' that beat is like so sick-

     

    Okay maybe not the last one...

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT, you live with you're sister JANE and your dad. Your best friend, JADE HARLEY and her cousin JAKE ENGLISH, live right next door. When Jade starts to talk about her internet friend and his bro moving in with the Lalondes across the street, you're interested to find about about this "cool kid".

     

    This is my first fanfic! Some chapters may feel rushed but I hope to fix that in the future!

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    Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
    That notion fell flat the first day of class.
    He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
    As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker and feeling (not really) red (hope to fucking Gog not) for a boy who has more buck teeth than brain cells.
    And things are only going farther downhill for him and his so-called 'friends'.
    Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
    And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

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    15/?
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    The summoning spell was supposed to pull some dark servant from the depths of the Void to be her new familiar. Unfortunately, when you do it wrong, it's easy to get something completely different - even a sky spirit.

    A weirdly-human-looking, kind of obnoxious sky spirit at that. But as a novice witch, Rose has to take all the help she can get...

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    The past beats down John Egbert's front door one day, forcing him to venture alone into the life that took his mother and grandmother. Well, not completely alone. Dave tagged along as well. In a world where an underground resistance challenges the tyranny of the empire, John Egbert will disappear. The Heir of Breath will rise in his place as a decades-old organization gears up toward its final goal- to take out the empress herself.

    Rated for violence, suggestive situations, and Karkat Vantas.

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    12/?
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    “I’m just here to sex up your lusus-figure. Don’t expect bed-time stories. Or cooking.”

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    6/?
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    Dave Strider is part of an organization that eradicates evil creatures that kill humans for food. No one knows where these spirits come from, only that the sooner they are destroyed the better. That is his mission right now, to hunt down a weak new spirit before it can kill anyone and grow stronger.

    Karkat Vantas is fucking dead, and if that wasn't horrible enough, now he's being hunted by some sword wielding maniac. At least there seems to be others like him in this world to help him adjust to this mindfuckery.

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    21/?
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    Dave and Karkat have an unstable relationship, Dave lost and numb, Karkat insecure and broken they have a lot to patch up to make this work.
    This is LyricStuck, each Chapter is inspired by a song.

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    1/?
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    It's been a month since Rose and Kanaya got married, and things have gone well. That is, until Rose and Kanaya find themselves in an unlikely scenario for people of...well, their sexual orientation. On top of that, Ms. Lalonde and Mr. Egbert are engaged, and the Vantases and Egberts have been proud parents for a while. What could go wrong? PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.

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    18/?
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    54
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    2012
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    Just how did Hal come to join the Strilonde family? It's not as nice of a story as you may think.

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    Roxy was good at games, especially the Nintendos, but a recent trend in losing obscenely difficult super Mario Maker challenges created by her cousin has given her a loud mouth and her sister a bad habit.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    27/?
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    Today, the 13 of april, is this young boys birthday. But it feels like something will go terribly wrong.

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    2/?
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    5
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    You are Vriska. You have feelings for a criminal.
    You are Dave. You are abused by your brother.
    You are Rose. Your mom doesn't give a shit about you.
    You are Jade. You are afraid of outside.
    You are Damara. You still love her.
    You are Meenah. You are lost.
    You are Jane. You are happy.
    You are Karkat. You hate yourself.
    You are Terezi. You can't see the beauty of life.
    You are Roxy. You drink your problems away.
    You are Jake. You try.
    You are Dirk. You don't know how to express your feelings.
    You are Porrim. You never have time for yourself.
    You are Kanaya. You are questioning everything.
    You are Aranea. You want to be close to someone.
    You are Feferi. You are dead.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    5
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    21
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    5
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    367
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    Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.

    (Don't get intimidated by the number of chapters, they are pretty short!)

    Language:
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    41,547
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    127
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    182
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    1933

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