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    Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.

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    For once, Dave is having a pretty good night. Alternatively, Karkat is not.

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    "They'll take the kids away," he said, gasping like all the oxygen in the room had disappeared. "I can't let that happen, I can't protect them if they're not here."

    "No they won't, I promise I won't let them. Dirk. Please," Roxy said. She rested her rifle against her shoulder. She took one step towards him.

    "A crazy dad and a former alcoholic of a mom, and you don't think they'll take them away," he said, practically snarling at her.

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    You are Vriska. You have feelings for a criminal.
    You are Dave. You are abused by your brother.
    You are Rose. Your mom doesn't give a shit about you.
    You are Jade. You are afraid of outside.
    You are Damara. You still love her.
    You are Meenah. You are lost.
    You are Jane. You are happy.
    You are Karkat. You hate yourself.
    You are Terezi. You can't see the beauty of life.
    You are Roxy. You drink your problems away.
    You are Jake. You try.
    You are Dirk. You don't know how to express your feelings.
    You are Porrim. You never have time for yourself.
    You are Kanaya. You are questioning everything.
    You are Aranea. You want to be close to someone.
    You are Feferi. You are dead.

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    “i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”
    -Wisteria by Jamie Oliveira

    there's a girl who protects her bruises and sadness but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a home that's just out of reach

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    Basically its about acceptance and shit

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    Every chapter has an ending. Every beginning a new chapter. But eventually stories end. And sometimes, what comes after, isn't always what they call a "Happy Ending."

    Feel free to request characters.

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    Roxy and Dirk are two teens trying to make the best of a tough situation. After living their entire lives in the foster system, eventually a kind social worker discovers some relatives willing to take them in. The Strider-Lalondes are odd but they mean well. They want to protect their two newest siblings from any more harm (which is infinitely harder than it sounds).

    Roxy is desperate to make it work and Dirk just wants control of his own space.

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    They are not people--they are animals, they are experiments. Their only purpose is to prove their worth or be eliminated. They are the future of mankind.

    And they're going to fight back.

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    Literally an attempt to compile Homestuck into a screenplay. First of four. Mostly to test out my adaptation and screenwriting skills for shits and giggles. Chapter titles denote how much time is (hoped) to be the final run time, approximately.

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    Alternately titled "dearest darling rosie"

    rose & co. have issues

    [some basic character study through a humanstuck AU, will tag as i go]

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    Eridan enjoys a winter morning with his family. A commissioned Ampora/Lalonde work.

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    All was fine when Dave Strider and his three friends entered Skaia High, just as their older siblings had, until a strange boy came into their life. He was a cheerful young man, always positive and happy, but also quiet and reserved. What happens when the shy kid and the cool kid meet?

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    Somewhere in a world of darkness, a young boy stands in his room, ready to Awaken to the Truth: Magick is real.

    And yes, Magick with a k.

    Truth Until Paradox.

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    Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
    That notion fell flat the first day of class.
    He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
    As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker and feeling (not really) red (hope to fucking Gog not) for a boy who has more buck teeth than brain cells.
    And things are only going farther downhill for him and his so-called 'friends'.
    Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
    And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

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    Karkat is tired of his 9-5 job, driving around animals for a zoo. Dave is used to his brother's behavior, but something tells him in his stomach he should be disgusted by it. Neither can sleep.

    ***I'm currently messing with the skins so don't judge for the shitty appearance...***

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    Summer means freedom. Unfortunately for Rose, it also means dealing with her incredibly attractive new neighbor who gardens. In her bikini

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    “my new neighbor is smoking hot and i didn’t even like women until now and she has a garden and plants flowers in her bikini and i am dying inside” from tumblr.

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    Did you know the butterfly effect? It's that theory that says that one small change in the past can have drammatic effects in the future. Now Imagine what could happen if the meteors that carry John, Rose, Dave and Jade had landed in the wrong place at the wrong time and, because of this, the wrong guardian will grow them. What will happen? I am the Sentry of Paradox Space and I will tell you a story about how a "little" mistake had almost destroyed the whole Paradox Space. (Part 1: how the Guardians found the children)

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    Dr. Harley has been missing in action for three months. When his wife and student-slash-sorta-daughter hunt him down, they find a devil dog and a little girl who is alarmingly smart but not very articulate.

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    Your name is Dave. You're six. And your siblings aren't nice sometimes. That's okay, but sometimes it hurts, and all of your friends are better at their magic than you.

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    How Dave, local six-year-old rebel, met the dragon Aradia and her family. And made a very bad decision.

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