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    You smile for a while and then you realize. The realization smacks you hard in the face, as if it was a boss linch, and you were still that scrawny kid who could barely lift a hammer.

    It was a simple fact.

     

    You are an immortal god that is eternally young, but Rose, and the others, revoked this trait to become mortal. She is only a mortal human who ages.

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    Collection of Homestuck drabbles -- focusing on a different element of each character per chapter.

    currently; Working on fleshing out turntechGodhead with an ETA of one week before posting.

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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    There has always been a recurring phrase throughout my life. The phrase used to confuse me when I was younger.

    Sit like a lady.

    Reason number one: What did it mean to sit like a lady? How does one differentiate male and female sitting?

    Reason number two: Why was I the one being told this?

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Rated T+ in general, check the rating for individual parts before reading.
    A collection of random drabbles/minifics/etc. I've written in an attempt to get rid of writer's block. Mainly features NSFW and angst. Will feature 4 random works in each chapter.

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    Rose Lalonde runs an Apothecary. Dave Strider, her cousin, a knight, is scheming behind her back to get her to come out of her shell. Matchmaking is on the roster. Surprises ensue.

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    Just a bunch of things I wrote that the kids wish the had said to their guardians, or just silly things they wrote

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    All the characters in. Homestuck are at a school, and stuff happens, especially because the school is really strange to give me, and hopefully the you, the reader, amusement.

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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had.

    Little do you know, though, that you're literally entering an epic of space and time, of joy and sorrow, of hilarity and sobriety, and that it'll change your lives. Is it for the better? Is it for the worse? You will have to decide for yourselves.

    Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on various aspects of Homestuck (see clarification).

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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    Sollux x Shy!Molested!Reader Fanfiction. You move to a new school with no friends and no intentions of making some. Then he shows up and all plans go down the drain. Your mind Is wiped clean as you get a new perspective in life. When the time comes, you can't seem to let him go. You are his Honey, and he is your Bee

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    But this is not what he signed up for when he became friends with her.

    What he is talking about, is a fucking blind date.

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    First there were four of them, bright-eyed, intelligent, fingers lithe enough to place stars in the night sky without cracking its glass.

    Now there is one of them left, Dirk Strider, and all that remains of his friends are their blueprints. He will make their dreams come alive. He will build what they were unable to.

    Starting with Roxy's designs, Dirk builds four robots. Each is intended to combat the Condesce, and her slowly strengthening army.

    Thousands of robots exist in the service of the Earth Freedom Corps, but Dirk's touch brings something to these robots that is not present in most. Sentience, a heart. Something broader.

    Dirk didn't want to feel for them.

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    Bargaining with the Beasts beyond the reaches of furthest space for the opportunity of a new life, this time without the albatross of Sburb hanging over their heads, does indeed grant Rose Lalonde and her friends freedom from the game—at the price of their humanity. The new universe forged by the Noble Circle is a vivid, indistinguishable replica of the Alternia thought destroyed by all involved. With an oppressive caste system and the grim reality of new lives as trolls, and all that implies, Rose and her fifteen comrades resolve to instigate revolution and overthrow the oppressive regime of Her Imperious Condescension. But they number only sixteen, having barely scraped the surface of adulthood, and they are not the gods they once thought they were, and the Empress is an ancient thing—almost more institution than living, breathing being—with the power of an uncountable horde of trolls under her grasp.

    Rose figures that makes them about even.

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    Karkat has always been alone to deal with his problems and now that he's so close to the others he is refusing to burden anyone with them. Karkat might not be able to handle this one alone but everyone else has their own problems. Help sometimes comes in pale colors.

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you have more ILL BEATS than you know what to do with.

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    Dirk Strider doesn't know anything about being a dad. Or a brother. He grew up broke, scrounging for food. He was raised by a puppet in Houston. His only human role model was a record shop owner named Dave Strider. One day, Dirk finds that the record shop has disappeared and no one has any recollection of it and the only thing left at the site of the Record shop was a baby and a note that will change his life forever.

    This is a story about Bro raising Dave! It has nothing to do with the game until the very end. Beware of the depression surrounding Dave and please comment! :D

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    Rose, the human, moving into a new house is tough for her. She moves to a new highschool as a Senior, and meets friends, foes, and a possibility of love.

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    “You know, for all that you claim not to be an interior decorator, you have a lot of intense feelings about afghans and their hypothetical place on our couch.”

    “Rose,” she sighs. “My dearest. The seed-bearing fruit of my ever adoring eye. Afghans have no place on our couch, hypothetical or not.”

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