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    Dave is confused.

    Why does Karkat hate him so much?

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    4/4
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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.

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    English
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    92,050
    Chapters:
    96/?
    Comments:
    5
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    49
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    23
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    All the characters in. Homestuck are at a school, and stuff happens, especially because the school is really strange to give me, and hopefully the you, the reader, amusement.

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    2/?
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    Rose gives Jade a hands-on demonstration on the basics of giving anal.

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    You notice that you have a new neighbor that lives in the apartment across from yours, you wonder who this lovely lady is and if you can catch her name.

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    Dirk Strider is a grad student, a TA, and when his students actually show up, a tutor. When given Jake English as a new student to tutor, Dirk may be forced to admit that his approach is a bit flawed.

    Tags will be added as needed.

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    Chapters:
    35/?
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    323
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    305
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    67
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    Nepeta has been dead for over 3 years, and a new family has moved in! Vantas huh? Well she's about to show them a living nightmare, one that'll make 'em regret ever coming here. Unless, one can change this cold mountain lion back to a mewling kitten...

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    3/?
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    EB: OMG JEGUS DAVE
    EB: i was talking about your shirt size!
    EB: SHIRT SIZE!
    EB: because i saw a shirt that reminded me of you
    EB: and i was gonna buy it!
    EB: but now i don’t know if i want to!
    --
    Dave consistently misunderstands John and things just steamroll into conversations of the weirdest caliber.

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    2/?
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    12
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    42
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    3
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    440
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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had.

    Little do you know, though, that you're literally entering an epic of space and time, of joy and sorrow, of hilarity and sobriety, and that it'll change your lives. Is it for the better? Is it for the worse? You will have to decide for yourselves.

    Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on various aspects of Homestuck (see clarification).

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    English
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    69,680
    Chapters:
    64/91
    Comments:
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    123,519
    Chapters:
    40/?
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    234
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
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    A fanfiction in which Kanaya has the hots for her English teacher.

    (tbh i just needed to get this idea out of my system so i can focus on my other fic lol)

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    1/1
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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    Chapters:
    104/?
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    Karkat Vantas is an unemployed accountant who finds himself pulled into the world of baked goods by his friend Gamzee Makara who is in desperate need of help running his business, Miracle Pie House. We also get a look into the lives of the three amigos who run The Minotaur. Basically slice of life dealing with relationships, identities, and friendship. All the good stuff with a bit of shipping slipped in for extra good measure.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    14
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    12
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    1925
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    A bit of Zombiestuck? Had this idea stuck in my head for a few days and decided to see where this goes! Hope you enjoy

    Language:
    English
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    18,594
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
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    8
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    2
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    174
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    You are Rose Lalonde and you work at a troll adoption agency.
    The birth of 24 new trolls seems to signal just another day at the agency. You couldn't be more wrong.

    ~~~~~
    You are Spades Slick and you have a plan to get rich.

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    English
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    730
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    5
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    2
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    3.54 a.m. and your mouth tastes like chocolate and regrets and there is something he isn’t telling you.

    3.59 a.m. and your pride slips down your throat like the tears on your cheeks.

    4 a.m. and the red text on your screen isn’t as jarring as the blue of your “yeah dude, i totally get it, it's cool!”

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    72
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    This idea just sorta mugged me about a week ago, held a metaphorical knife to my throat and ordered me to write. I'll add the other characters to this list as they appear, but for know I'm just leaving it as is. My motivation may die. If you're enjoying the story, feel free to comment and remind me it exists.

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    English
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    5,616
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    14
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    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Bargaining with the Beasts beyond the reaches of furthest space for the opportunity of a new life, this time without the albatross of Sburb hanging over their heads, does indeed grant Rose Lalonde and her friends freedom from the game—at the price of their humanity. The new universe forged by the Noble Circle is a vivid, indistinguishable replica of the Alternia thought destroyed by all involved. With an oppressive caste system and the grim reality of new lives as trolls, and all that implies, Rose and her fifteen comrades resolve to instigate revolution and overthrow the oppressive regime of Her Imperious Condescension. But they number only sixteen, having barely scraped the surface of adulthood, and they are not the gods they once thought they were, and the Empress is an ancient thing—almost more institution than living, breathing being—with the power of an uncountable horde of trolls under her grasp.

    Rose figures that makes them about even.

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    English
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    26,074
    Chapters:
    5/13
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    1
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    11
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    2
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    116
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    She shifts, braces her hands on the counter on either side of you, not touching but penning you in. Her eyes sparkle. "Not going to yell for Fussyfangs to come save you?"

    No. If you understand the quadrant implications correctly, that would be terrible for your relationship with Kanaya. You smile at Vriska sweetly. "Is there something here from which I require saving?"

    Vriska kisses you. She has all the finesse of a cement truck and all the forbearance of a starving wolverine.

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    English
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    3,360
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    In which John has a birthday party, fun with his friends, and drinks too much. Shenanigans ensue.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    3
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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