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    For the 30 OTP meme challenge: Rose and Vriska No. 27? Maybe pitch? - neurotropicagentx

    - Rough, biting, scratch

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    Karkat Vantas, a bright-eyed freshman at Skaia University, has some big, big dreams. He's here to do nothing short of kicking ass, becoming the valedictorian, and going on to obtain a law degree. He's always dreamed of being a prosecutor, and he dabbles in the art of writing tales of romance. For him, there's nothing more exciting than the possibilities of the coming year, and he's determined to let nothing get in his way.

    All of this would be a whole lot easier without his roommate, an apathetic asshole with enough of an ego to sink an Edwardian luxury liner. If Dave Strider's attitude and apparent lack of academic interest weren't enough, there's something even stranger about him...

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas.

    You are an Alternian.

    You are the equivalent of twenty-three Earthly revolutions around their weak sun.

    And you are an assassin for the artificial planet colony of Skaia. Your job, as handed down to you by the Great and Honorable Derse King XVII, is to befriend a famed human rights activist under the pseudonym of the Knight of Time. Learn his secrets, uncover the future movements of his renegade group, The Prospitians, and kill him. By means of many pulled strings, you are now his most trusted bodyguard, as the last was assassinated by the Great and Honorable Derse King XVII's own hand.

    Seeing as he's already been injured by a failed previous attempt to kill him, you fully expect for this to be a very, very easy job.

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    Gamzee Makara. A clown, known for the murders of his friends after he'd gone batshit insane from lack of sopor. One would think he'd still be hunting down the feeling of blood running through his hands, though now, all he felt was regret and yearning for the past. When things had been simpler, he'd been considered the silly friend who made weird friends and laughed at everyone's jokes, and he so desperately wanted that back. He's lucky to have someone - or, really something - promising that kind of relief.

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    “Titania’s daughter has vanished.”

    This particular rumor spread through the cities faster than any previously. The only places it seemed to avoid was Titania’s Palace itself, and the hunting grounds.

    Another followed it soon after.

    “Titania’s son has vanished as well.”

    The rumors gained traction with this new information, and yet they still seemed to avoid both the Palace and the hunting grounds. No Hunter or Royal knew of this information, for the Royals knew the truth and the Hunters didn’t care.

    Funny, that, for the hunting grounds is where this all began.

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    Take the pill make it too real.
    The other day I forgot my old address
    I'm sitting pretty on the throne,
    There's nothing more I want
    Except to be alone.

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    -- anti-batterwitchsupporter blocked everybody from chat your friendly neighborhood palhanchos! --

    -- anti-batterwitchsupporter created chat hey everybody, if you don’t kill each other it will prove vriska wrong! --

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    In which Sopor turns to relax more than just the waking mind for Humans

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    Davesprite (or Davepeta, later on) has had quite the peculiar life. He's been a human, sprite, and, finally, a spare-squared. Some points in his journey were rough, though now, taking a hasty look back, he finds they were necessary to gain something he'd never thought he'd feel again: peace.

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    Since her mother’s death, Rose has lived with her somewhat enigmatic if well-meaning godfather, who often told her that magic was fake.

    Rose’s godfather, as it turns out, is a fucking liar, and also not human.

    Join the Seer of Light as she travels through the world of magic, politics, and danger, learning the secrets of her mother’s past, accompanied by aforementioned guardian Eridan Ampora, who worries a lot and blows things up, and her best friend Dave, who is tagging along for either a. the Hell of it, b. to keep her from dying, c. to avoid going home, or d. any or all of the above. She will meet a whole bunch of other people, including some trolls that seem like generally nice people, some more trolls who are very much not, a windy boy, a spacey girl, a bad dog, and some eldritch beings from the realm of nightmares.

    Updates Mondays.

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    12/?
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    Seven years ago, a group of twelve trolls and four humans tried to overthrow Her Imperial Condescension. Several had died and there was no actual account of who died. You managed to survive, despite reports saying otherwise. It's been seven years and you are approached by a stranger that looks similar to someone you knew. Your life is thrown into chaos and you pick something up that you thought was going to simply die.

    You're not sure how you feel, but you feel like doom is going to be the outcome in the end.

    No Sburb AU. Human and trolls live on the same world(kinda). Condescension is in power.

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    12/12
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    The two of them love each other, that much is certain.

    But maybe...
    Maybe they have room for you as well?

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    10/?
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    Dave Strider has grown up hating the Zodiacs- gods that betrayed the human race in an act that left the world divided into two kingdoms. After that, they disappeared without a trace. A battle broke out between the kingdoms Derse and Prospit. Now 20 years old, Dave and his twin Rose must find a way to end the bloodshed that began before they were born. But when strangers show up at Derse, Dave finds his life turned upside down in a series of choices that could either save or destroy the world as he knows it.
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    Royalty, betrayal, sword fights, and dick jokes. Modern Shakespeare for the poetic soul.

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    3/?
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    Dave and Karkat and their misadventures in boarding school.

     

    **DISCONTINUED AS OF NOW, SEE MOST RECENT CHAPTER**

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    Kanaya Maryam goes to Hogwarts. I weep.

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    2/?
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    When you step through the doorway into the new universe, you remember everything. Every doomed timeline, every offshoot universe, every memory from every you-that-was-but-wasn’t-you.

    It’s fucking the Strilondes up something fierce.

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    Calm and collected, that's Dave Strider. The docking station around him is chaotic and loud but he is like ice, cool and clear.
    None of that is true of course, but nobody is looking closely enough to notice the way his hands shake and his eyes dart around underneath the opaque plastic of his vintage sunglasses.

    Dave Strider sneaks on board an Alternian ship in an attempt to flee his shitty situation on Earth. This is the first of many questionable decisions.

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    Karkat attempts to rescue a freshman from what he assumes is some kind of super horrifying Satanic Panic hazing ritual. Things go steadily downhill from there.

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    14/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and a hospital wasn’t the setting you had imagined when you thought of seeing your twin again.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and having Terezi drag you around her weird human legislacerator training probably wasn’t the worst way you could spend the rest of your sweeps.

    And then you meet him.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battle field littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    9/?
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    40
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    8
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