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    I will be doing homestuck one-shots for any and all homestuck couples
    Requests are welcome/needed!

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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    Chapters:
    137/?
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    "What is it? What is it?" Nepeta presses right up against his shoulder to get a better look.

     

    "It's a cassette." Karkat is dumbfounded, "Where the shit do you even get a cassette?"

    "Is there a note?"

    "No, nothing." He checks the packaging one last time. There's not even a return address.

    "Any idea who would send you a cassette?"

    "Fuck if I know." Karkat says, "Definitely not John or Jade, though I guess Jade might have access to one. But she would have covered it in stickers or something, not just left it blank. Sollux would have sent a disk, if anything. He'd probably have just emailed me a file instead of going to all this trouble anyway."

    "Well, whoever it is, they really don't want you to know that it's from them." Nepeta is inspecting the tape, "This is crazy. This is like..." Suddenly, her big, brown eyes seem to light up, "This is just like a rom-com! A mysterious tape... From a lover!"

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    Chapters:
    29/30
    Comments:
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    450
    Bookmarks:
    60
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    What happens when Dave Strider rescues Karkat from the Neo-Skaian Arena.

    (AKA: The motorcycle-riding asexual cyberpunk romance/comedy/drama.)
    [As of 28 April 2016] (Now feat. a dog named Casey)

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    3
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    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    510
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    They say that people can dream when they are in comas and have out of body experiences. Some people wake up thinking they are still in their dream, floating through the depths of their own imagination. John Egbert, at the young age of 16 went into a coma after being in a car accident that nearly took his life. His family, not wanting to lose him kept him on life support, praying that he would eventually wake up.

    NOTE: I do not own homestuck, nor any of the characters. However, the plot to this fanfiction is mine.

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    24,355
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    43
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    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Karkat likes a boy, that boy being Dave Strider but Dave probably doesn't like him. The dance is coming up and he ends up taking his sister, Kanaya. While Dave takes his cousin, Rose.

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    2/?
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    1
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    Plagued by nightmares, John Egbert must overcome ghastly visions of a horrid being who seems to torment him to no end. The nightmares seem to never end, until he meets Dave Strider. All seems to be going well for the two until he realizes something isn't quite right about Dave.. or the majority of his friends.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    john, dave, rose, and jade fall into a hazy, warm love that's coated thickly with not-so platonic feelings for all of their best friends and a lot of self-questioning

    Language:
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    6,237
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    25
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    20
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    3
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    In Which a Mutant and an Alien Meander Towards a Quadrant of Indeterminate Identity at a Glacial Pace While Examining the Internalised Toxicity Perpetuated by Their Respective Societies, and The Nature of Friendship is Determined to Be More Universal Than Originally Theorized [Banned In Alternia]

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    86
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    155
    Bookmarks:
    39
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    1938
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    Karkat Vantas is the stage manager of a popular vaudeville theater indebted to The Mob. John Egbert is a runaway with nimble fingers and an excess of grist.

    Easy answers don't make easy solutions.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    19
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    61
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    571
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    Sappy romantic and high school senior, Karkat Vantas, does not appreciate his older brother's boyfriend trying to score with both siblings at once. When another unsuccessful attempt of Cronus' seduction leads him to flee his room, he accidentally comes face to face with a romcom aficionado's worst enemy: A hardcore romance skeptic.

    I don't have a lot of fully fledged out plans for this, so I can't say how long it's gonna be or what the updating schedule will be like. But I can promise you this, it will be a hilarious ride of one boy failing to avoid obvious romance tropes and another trying to protect his first kiss, prove romance isn't dead, and attempt to avoid falling in love with the least romantic person he's ever met.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    172
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    292
    Bookmarks:
    38
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    Dave's saving up for his college tuition and works part-time at a coffee shop. It's boring and he wishes to end this job as quickly as possible. But as soon as that boy that smelled of cheap cologne came through the doors, he wishes it'll go back to boring.

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    Dave's saving up for his college tuition and works part-time at a coffee shop. It's boring and he wishes to end this job as quickly as possible. But as soon as that boy that smelled of cheap cologne came through the doors, he wishes it'll go back to boring.

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    Based on an RP in which Rose and Eridan are royalty of rival kingdoms, and Rose has taken Eridan as a prisoner of war. All manner of shenanigans ensue. WIP, expected to have many chapters.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    This is a gift for my friend Vanessa, who's in love with a certain Makara. Kek.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
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    9
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    1
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    I thought too hard about scenes that happened in the GO timeline that we never saw the retcon version of and then this came out. The "will we still be able to be best bros" conversation re-imagined for post-retcon. Somehow Karkat is even more insecure. Also I always wanted Rose and Karkat to talk in canon so hey have a bunch of them too, thanks.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    "Come here."

    "What?" John's expression is one of bewilderment. "Dave, are you suggesting I kiss you?"

    "Yeah. Why not?" Dave leans back onto his hands.

    "We're both guys! And I'm not a," he didn't get his sentence out before the blond cut him off.

    "You don't have to be gay to kiss guys and you never know 'til you try it. Christ, Egbert." He pauses for a moment to think. "I'll say 'no homo'."

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    English
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    8,128
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    860
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    Just a collection of Homestuck drabbles I'm writing to get myself more comfortable with the characters. Many of them will probably be set in a post-Game 'verse, so AUs from that will be mentioned.

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    English
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    11,038
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Kudos:
    11
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    We’re going to become those sorts of siblings, aren’t we?”

    There was no response from Dave's end. Rose took a shaky breath, trying to sound nonchalant as she continued.

    “Untethered from our parent’s authority, we’re never going to see each other again. Not on holidays or at family reunions. Ten years from now, we probably won’t know anything about each other.”

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    Chapters:
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    2
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    Dave Strider wants to prove he's fine. There's nothing wrong with him. So he goes to a group therapy recommended by his friend Rose, where he meets his new bug in a jar.

    Karkat Vantas is convinced by his friend Kanaya to seek out help, but the more sessions he goes to the shittier he feels. That is, until he meets someone different.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,574
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1268

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