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    "Carbon monoxide; as I take you home...
    The first time I get my socks on right -
    But I don't have a gas mask on.
    As I walk-a, walk-a, walk-a, walk-a, walk-a, walk-a,
    walk-a, walk-a, walk-a, walk-a, walk-a, walk y'home.
    I'm so cool, I'm so cool, I'm so cool.."

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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    John Egbert lives a relatively normal life. That is, until his best internet friend reveals himself to be an editor of a popular publication known as The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - and also not human. After narrowly avoiding the destruction of Earth (caused by the release of a widely anticipated videogame), he is then introduced to two of his other online companions: Rose, the universe's youngest interstellar pilot, and Jade, who has visions and is also part dog. Armed with a remarkably convenient piece of technology known as the Infinite Improbability Drive, the teenagers find themselves in orbit around a large green sun and in the unexpected company of several alien gods from another universe. Then things get really interesting.

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    A four part Christmas gift to Aeacus. She asked for JohnDave and she likes dragons, so I give her both in one nice little package.
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    John, the prince of Prospit, and Dave, a knight from Derse, are in love. Think Romeo and Juliet except with a shapeshifting dragon who would get extremely angry if someone threatened to take his treasure away from him. And threaten they do.

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    This story isn't about a single Romeo and Juliet, it isn't a tragic love story, but it sure as hell is a love story. There's doomed romance, but multiple Romeos, and Juliets. Although, the characters may not end up dead, only time will tell. This tale is covering all of the drama within a large country, four linked kingdoms, and thieves. But in the Renaissance time, wasn't homosexuality a taboo? Well, not in this story, motherfuckers. There's a whole lot of gay in this thrilling tale of ballgowns and royal courtyards.

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    It is Dave's 19th birthday and he decides to spend it by getting fake id's with his friends to go clubbing. Dave's older brother, Dirk, decides he doesn't have to stay in when he could also be out having drinks with friends, so he grabs them and goes to a gay club. Dirk gets completely wasted and fools around a bit with a younger sexy looking man on the dance floor who invites him back to his motel room. Drunken mishaps ensue which ultimately lead to quite possibly the worst mistake he's ever made in his entire life. Conflicted feelings, denial, and slow build are to follow.

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    Slavestuck/Royalstuck AU
    In an alternate universe, the population on earth has reformed and come under two separate kings. Half of the planet has been claimed and controlled by man, the other half by troll. Both have agreed upon peace and have yet to break that pact.
    John Egbert is a human who was kidnapped in his weakest moment and sold into slavery. He spends only a month in the auction before he is bought by the most powerful human being on the planet. King David has acquired slaves before, but never one like this. Never one that has fought back. Will John break under the young king's rule, or will he continue to challenge whatever is in his path. And what happens when the truce of peace is broken and a war breaks forth? Everyone has choices to make, no matter how big or small. And sometimes, the wrong choice to a small problem can make a big difference.

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    Repeated Measures ANOVA test: appropriate to use when having the same subjects tested three or more times in order to see if a treatment has had any affect.

    When The Scratch results in the trolls finding themselves on Earth with the kids having no recollection of the game, and have instead lived normal lives up to this point, it seems to be a result of a simple glitch in the system. As they unwittingly start peeling back the layers of this new reality, it becomes apparent that there is much more wrong with this universe than meets the eye.

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    Somewhere between the third and fourth episode of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding on the tiny motel tv screen you realize, you've lost all control of your life. This un-planned, highly immediate road trip with Dirk being the primary cause...among other things.

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    Rose Lalonde runs an Apothecary. Dave Strider, her cousin, a knight, is scheming behind her back to get her to come out of her shell. Matchmaking is on the roster. Surprises ensue.

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    mitspeiler: John and Aradia embark on a deadly wager, a game of pride and cunning ensues and only one will survive... (well not really)
    2ni: Aradia and John get competitive as pales but then rED and HAPPINESS occurs

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    15 year old Karkat Vantas never got along with his older brother, Kankri. Or his parents. Or anyone, really. But when his brother falls into a coma, why does someone familiar start pestering him? And what are these strange memories that keep popping into his head?

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    Four students arrive at Hogwarts for their first year, but they are completely unaware of the tense times they face. The future holds worrying prospects, but the past will only bring unexpected surprises...

    (Ensemble fusion, character tags to be added as they appear. Updating once a week.)

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    i wrote a fic a LONG while back called 'close enough to touch' and i had a bunch of people on tumblr who wanted me to rewrite it. so here i am, rewriting it. godspeed. the title should be self-explanatory.

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    Dave Strider, A fine Witch Hunter with Sass, Ass, and not a lot of cash. All goes well when he has a great partner to help him find witches. Until one night when his partner tells him, he can't hunt a certain witch. Questions are raised but Dave can't dealwith that now.

    He has a new school to attend after all! But what if that so called "witch" has something to do with Dave's new school? Can Dave make it through the first semester without royally fucking up?

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    When the world is overrun by dead cannibalistic lunatics near the end of summer, survivors try to withstand the obstacles they meet in order to get through the impending apocalypse as they become willing to do almost anything to preserve their own lives.
    Humanstuck, Zombiestuck. All characters are 18 years old.
    Race headcanons: Rose is white, Dave is albino, Jade is Caribbean, Karkat is Israeli, Aradia is Japanese, Tavros is Mexican, Sollux is just white, Nepeta is white, Kanaya is black, Terezi is Greek, Vriska is white, Equius is black, Eridan is white, Feferi is Hawaiian.

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    An AU in which a Redguard and Dunmer make an unlikely alliance, travelling around Skyrim for justice and dragons.

    [edited from an ongoing roleplay; follow on tumblr for updates]

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    21/?
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    Rose has plans for Kanaya in celebration of Human Valentine's Day, but she needs time to get everything ready, and she needs help to keep her girlfriend from blowing the surprise early.

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    You've always been picky about your personal bubble, that's never changed, but that douche seems to try to pop it more and more often. Ordinarily you'd just tell him off and use some colorful language, but with your hormones running rampant it's getting harder to decide between pushing him away and pulling him closer.

    It's just your hormones right? There's no fucking way you have feelings for him!.... You think.

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