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    This is a story of how I came to meet the people of homestuck and how they came to know me. My best friend/moirail has know them for quite some time for she works for the Condese. Turns out she's a highblood, above Eridan but below Feferi yet she is a landweller. I didn't know about them and they didn't know about me until one day...

    They help me adjust to their world, even fixing up a room and training me to fight because it turns out I have my own story that I know nothing about. I'm different from all of them for I'm a different species.

    Then, Her Imperious Condescension decides to experiment on me. Making me more of an abomination then what I already was.

    This is my first time doing fanfiction so please be nice.

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    A young man stands in his room.
    Whilst this, for the meantime is his room, this is not his house.

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    3/?
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    Twenty years ago a spaceship crash landed in the Pacific Northwest. From it emerged over a million refugees of an alien species. These trolls came seeking a new way of life from their culture’s previous bloody history, voluntary exiles from an oppressive imperial regime. A small contingent of these trolls, bent on harmony with humankind, worked together with humans to found the first human-troll university.

    Ten years later, their descendents begin their freshman year at Terra University, but they get more than they bargained for when they discover that forces loyal to the Alternian Empire are hellbent on delivering the Exiles back into the hands of their leader, the Condesce. Danger is everywhere, but they have a destiny, and with a little help from their ancestors, they’ll use their powers to save their species, the planet, and even the universe.

    Nefarious plots. Spies. Superpowers. Finals. Rooftop swordfights. Love (in four quadrants). Strife. Rap battles. Assassination attempts. Puppets. Frat parties. Football games. Stairs. The fate of the planet. Shenanigans.

    Freshman year is going to be more of a challenge than they thought.

    Updates Mondays and Thursdays.

    Act 1 in progress.

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    12/?
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    John was a normal kid, until a spaceship crashed in his backyard.

    Karkat used to be a galactic soldier, until they saw his blood.

    Karkat crashes in John's backyard, and they become dysfunctional roommates

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    Your average, absolutely cliche, unoriginal, collegestuck au.

    "Mother, please do not make me go to a co-ed school." Rose pleaded with her mom stubbornly. There was absolutely no way that a fine young lady like herself would have her future job applications ruined with the words "Co-Ed School" in it.
    "You are very prejudiced against your fellow citizens, Rose. I think it would do you best if you attended a co-ed university. I understand you are a very smart girl, but there are highly respected institutes that include everyone. And no more whining, or you won't be attending college at all." Her mother responded firmly.
    Rose grunted in reluctant agreement. If her only chance at higher education was to go to a co-ed college, then, well, she'd have to deal with it.

    To modern civilians, "co-ed" didn't mean boys and girls, it meant humans and trolls. And so far in Rose's young life, she had never interacted with a troll, just seen them on television, and heard them in whispers. She had attended prestigious schools for gifted children- human children. And now her mother was forcing her to go to some co-ed school. She just knew the next few years of her life were going to be awful.

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    You watch me
    Just watch me
    I'm calling
    And one day all will know

    You'd think that a music major and an art major could share a bathroom for a year without turning it into the world's biggest clusterfuck, wouldn't you?

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    6/?
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    Living underground is hard enough as it is. But Karkat Vantas, aka the most unlucky person who has ever lived, has it worse. He’s living underground with John Egbert.
It’s not as bad as it sounds. Karkat steers away from his as much as he can, spending the majority of his time in training or in his quarters. He’s fine. It’s fine.

    But, all because of one fucked-up prank, Karkat’s bad luck is off the charts. He’s found himself breaking Rule Number One, and now he’s stuck outside in a post apocalyptic wasteland (there’s a reason they live underground, goddamn it) with only one person. John-goddamn-Egbert.

    Unwillingly, Karkat finds himself leading John to the only refuge there is. Along the way, they find out that things aren't always as they seem, and maybe, just maybe, they weren't the only survivors after all.

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    When the people you care about are in trouble would you do anything to help them? Even if it means damning yourself?

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    3/?
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    John Egbert has never been anything special. His mother made sure of that. He's never had a friend-his mother made sure of that too.
    The only thing he had to keep him going was his favourite book, Inkstuck.
    Through the years, he's fallen in love with the hero of the novel-Dave Strider-and admired Rose Lalonde, the author.
    His mother hates the book, hates John even more.

    So when she asks him to read out loud for her, he's kind of puzzled.
    He's even more puzzled when he reads Dave Strider out of the book, as well as the notorious Usurper King-Jack Noir.

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    Rose and Dave could feel that something wasn't right with their relationship, but they both knew no better way of dealing with it then ignoring it in favor for dancing around the subject in their morning conversatios and a handy-J.

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    A virtual reality video game gone horribly wrong. Timelines through universes connected by a terrible presence posed to send all to oblivion in a swirl of darkness. An anomaly tied to an innocent soul.

    The players of SGRUB have figured out that something strange is going on with their session. Beings called humans are connecting to them, from universes in the future. The timeline is doomed, but not crumbling into mass murder and psychotic chaos. It's possible that they do in fact have a second chance at not only succeeding at the game, but also in destroying the virus that's attacking everything. But even with bonds starting to crumble, they can be repaired and held tightly, made to be stronger than ever. And with the success of each bond, the conclusion of each time loop or quest and confrontation with a Denizen, the chances of defeating the darkness grow stronger than ever.

    Karkat Vantas swore when the game began to keep his friends safe. But even as he leads his friends to the light, what he doesn't realize is that the closer to light they come, the greater their shadows grow...

    Don't be afraid, for you are the one who will open the door.

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    basically davekat in a nutshell its good this is not a joke

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    5/?
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    "They're repulsive," Rose replied with disdain, sticking her tongue out.

    Childish, Fef thought, but I would do the same.

    "Whale, I mean, they just started dating, so it's only natu-roe-l!"

    "Was that a fish pun?"

    (Just some fluffy f/f poly goodness featuring your faves.)

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    After a certain incident with one of his splinters, Jade's got a thing against Dave. And Dave being Dave, he's actively seeking out a way to redeem himself.

    Includes disposing of bodies, Starbucks, hangovers, and just a ton of messing around.

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    Kanaya tries to bake chocolate chip cookies for herself and Rose, but goes crazy with free will. Shameless, self-indulgent Rosemary fluff. One-shot.

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    “Two brothers face off for the year title in the relay division, against the infamous Scourge sisters all the way from ALTERNIAAAA! Watch these athletes defy the ODDS and the WIND as Ruby and Gold stand up to Turquoise and Aquamarine in a STUNNING show on the beach at mid-afternoon!”
     
    Or so the poster had advertised.
    Yeah right.

     
    OR:

     The story of the recovery of one Karkat Vantas, Colonel of Her Majesty's forces, after losing close to a fifth of himself in the war.

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    23/?
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    Dave Strider was broken.
    Dave Strider made rules, so it would never happen again.

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    5/?
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    When Jake English and Dirk Strider broke up, he was devastated. But maybe one thing will lead to another, soon enough.. (Coverart is not mine, made by Ikimaru on Tumblr)

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    Somewhere in a world of darkness, a young boy stands in his room, ready to Awaken to the Truth: Magick is real.

    And yes, Magick with a k.

    Truth Until Paradox.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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