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    Dave Strider has been in love with his best friend John Egbert for as long as he can remember, and when he realizes he'll never love him back, his teenage heart hits rock bottom.
    He changes habits and friends, and starts healing in his own terms.
    But when he finally thinks he's safe from the cruel claws of love, life's spins nudge him towards someone new.

    A story about learning to love right. Not a love triangle.

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    UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth.

    Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

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    All my fills from the bonus rounds! These will be posted slowly. Also, they're from four years ago.

    Some of them might be expanded on, eventually.

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    In which Dave moves to a small town and meets a lot of interesting people who get into a lot of interesting situations.

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    Fourteen year old Porrim Maryam has a lot on her plate. Her mother is growing older, gray streaks blending into curiously dyed Jade locs. Her sister is asking questions, questions that make Mama Rosa's eyebrow lift. Porrim is getting her face piercing into, her hair braided, and her lips begin to itch with the urge to kiss the same sex. It was like opening up a John Green novel.
    Fourteen year old Meenah Peixes also has a lot on her plate. Her mother is growing older but not a notch kinder, an Empire growing from a brutal hand. Her sister is too happy, oblivious to what's really going on. Meenah has always had the urge to kiss girls despite her mother's protests. It was most certainly NOT like opening up a John Green novel.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and there's nothing good about John and Rose changing schools.

    Without your twin sister and best friend, you've been left socially crippled at school, and barely coping at home. You're nearly certain that your mental health has been slowly spiraling downhill. You have no clue how you'll last the two years to high school graduation. In all this, there's just one single ray of light.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and there's nothing good about John and Rose changing schools. Except for meeting Karkat Vantas.

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    11/?
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    "I'm sorry I lied to you."
    "Why'd you do it?"
    "I didn't know how to tell you. I didn't feel the need to, since it wasn't who I was, anyways."
    "Why did you run away, then?"
    "What the fuck are we playing? Twenty questions?"
    "Just answer the God damn questions, Dave."
    "I just... I just had to."
    "No, no you didn't."

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    In which the youngest princess of Derse receives a mutant blooded troll as a gift of a slave from the troll empress, he finds himself taken under her wing to be trained to be a proper retainer for her, and subsequently they engage in numerous accounts of odd, roundabout courting rituals and rather intensely intimate circumstances.

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    8/?
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    = = = > DAVE: Notice the Door opening behind you.

    What?

    The thing that you hear next is a small creak coming from the Door that you just so happen to be standing in front of, back to it so that you can watch all of your friends. Terezi is the first one to notice something, probably sniffing it out with that keen snout of hers, and before long Rose’s head snaps towards your direction too, eyes slowly widening as she let go of Kanaya’s hand, using it to latch onto one needlewand as the other raises to point.

    You think that she says something, maybe something along the lines of, “Behind you!” but you don’t get the chance to see it clearly. As your head turns, you catch a glimpse of a black mass there, one with a white face. You have no time to react. And even if you did, what the hell would you do? This is something from the universe that you all created- this is one of your creations, technically, and it’s apparently strong enough to open up this literal Door to the Void.

    You have no time to react as a skeletal hand clamps over your mouth and drags you back, through the Door.

    (Formerly known as Glitch Tale, Original AU by Homofrost on tumblr. Thanks for letting me do this!)

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    Anonymous asked: sequel to {rose/jade} {smoothing/body horror/nullification} story where after a few days jade also gets nullified as rose did, but her mouth and asshole are also smoothed, leaving her with absolutely no fuckable holes and unable to speak properly

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    Dave is quite possibly the coolest friggin' kid in existence. He's the most ironic, interesting, effortlessly cool, drop-dead gorgeous, mysterious boy in his grade, no, the school, no, the whole goddamn town. Wait, hold on. Scratch that. He may have lost the title of most mysterious kid in town. The new kid from who-knows-where has quite devastatingly snatched the titles for both most mysterious and most intriguing boy in at the very least, the school, if not the entire city. As much as Dave doesn't want to admit it, he's interested in you, potentially in more ways than one.

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    For Dirk Strider, today was the worst possible of days.

    It had been one of those days that started off bad and ended up growing progressively worse with each passing moment until it becomes a snowball effect, toppling from its support and rolling down and collecting everything in its wake in a catalyst of destruction. Dirk had been passed the point of salvation at 10 that morning having to wake up to a faulty alarm that made him tardy for work with no time to fix his hair or make himself even remotely presentable.

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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    Karkat Vantas has a lot of insecurities, and doesn't know how to handle them. With the complications of high school drama thrown into the mix, Karkat must figure out how to cope with his issues, or run the risk of driving his friends away.

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    John’s next words were incomprehensible to the vampire. They stung his ears and set his mouth, throat, and chest on fire. Dave hissed and scrambled back, right off the couch. He landed on the floor in a heap of flailing limbs. He rolled to his hands and knees and gagged himself. After throwing up the blood, the intensity of the flames inside him dropped. The pain was still enough to leave him curled up on his side, clutching his chest.

    Dave froze. Something hard and sharp pressed against his throat, burning his skin despite being the same temperature as him.

    “Give me one reason I shouldn’t kill you.”

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    A work in poorly planned histrionics based on a prompt I encountered.

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    3/?
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    During his family's move to the middle of nowhere, an angry 13 year old Karkat Vantas falls into a world ruled by gods, witches and spirits. It's there that he learns a lesson about trust, friendship and growing up, with the help of a stoic Knight of Time.

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    There is a hunter encampment run by Dadbert near a demon hive run by the Striders. Demon Dirk and Dave meet John and Jake in the woods one day, unfortunately John and Jake are hunters, ready to kill off demons on sight. Could these men become unlikely friends? Or will they stay enemies forever?

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    5/?
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    There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist.

    Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

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    5/?
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    The Game didn't know what to do with you, so it spit you out with a messed-up body and the wrong anatomy entirely.

     

     

    It wouldn't be so bad, if your lack of a dick had been accompanied by a lack of need, but you're so horny it hurts and there's nothing you can do to relieve it. How do you get off when you don't have anything to get off with?

    What the hell are you supposed to do?

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    17/?
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    You never intended on drinking yourself to death! Just… To get as close as possible to dying.

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    Anonymous asked: Rose's pussy and nipples are smoothed off, becoming just like any other piece of skin; but their sensitivity spreads out across her body. This makes things like hugging very pleasurable, something that Jade quickly exploits.

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