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    Karkat enjoys riding his mass collection of luxury cars through the middle of the night, that is when he ain't helping slick with anything gang related...

    Dave see's this new version of Karkat and he looks even hotter than he did before not that he wasn't hot already.\
    lets just say Dave wants to tap dat ass twice now
    freaking double tap

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    Dave Strider, honourable and popular school boy coming close to celebrate the day where the sperm and egg collided. Aspiring to be a DJ and helpful neighbour. Or so he hopes to.

    Karkat Vantas, getting off Alternia for the first time in his life and entering a whole new world. Unexcited and solemn, entering a mixed school brings hopes of new friends, humans even. However, he's messed-up neighbours makes him reconsider.

    Now, in the stage of growing up, both struggle through their life with unexpected expectations.

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    bloop i did a thing

    this is best listened to while also reading the text but shrug

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    AN AU HUMANSTUCK NOVEL
    BOOK ONE OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES

    A game has been presented to the school. Karkat knows this might be the chance he can show everyone how much of a leader he really can be. However, going on the run and trying to flee from a murderer is not what he and the other two teams had in mind.
    One life has gone, and another is sure to follow.
    The obvious answer would be to tell the cops, but if that happens,
    It is game over for everyone.
     

     

    Disclaimer: I do not own the AMAZING characters, or any media that goes along with this story. Terezi will not be blind in this story, but she will need her glasses to see.

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    A world of laughter and silliness awaits you as you try your hand at the stand-up gig and try to sort out your feelings for the Jim Henson wannabe.

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    Inspired by A Spark, A Flame, A Fire by callmearcturus. Reading ASAFAF is necessary to understand the plot.
    The second-in-line to the Prospitian throne is bargained away to the Prince of their rivaling kingdom, Derse.
    In Prospit, the Dersite heir Dave Strider learns secrets of Prospit from the Prospitian heir John Egbert. His sister, Rose Lalonde, uncovers secrets stashed away in ancient texts.

    So, the plot diverges from ASAFAF and will contain spoilers. Spoilers!

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    Your name is Jane Crocker and you have no idea what the heck you're doing.

    You thought that today was going to be the same as every other day until you stumbled upon a helpless, nearly dying troll in a alleyway. And with you being a kind person, you couldn't just stand there and watch the little scamp suffer like that. Then again, your pop always told you that raising one wasn't going to be easy, but you're sure as heck going to try.

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    It's the last day of school dedicated to clubs. At least that's tomorrow.

    You have two boxes full of Lego's, you have just finished making onion caramel apples. The Oreo's are ready and you have the cans of silly string. Now all you need is the bowl of skittles, Reese's, and M&Ms.

    Let's do this.

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    Jane Crocker has gotten pretty used to the loser life with her best friend Roxy Lalonde. But when an unlikely source gives her an even more unlikely thing to boost her popularity, she has to decide: is it really worth it?

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    TT: Wait a moment.
    TT: Dave, what’s that on your face?
    TG: what are you talking about
    EB: uh wow now that you mention it.
    EB: dave is that… blood?

    Rose starts taking notice of Dave’s questionable home environment. Dave wishes she would stop blowing things out of proportion.

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    John Egbert for the first time in his life felt like he had a word for something he had always been insecure about. Moving forward he pulled up Pesterchum but hesitated. EB: i've been re-evaluating what i mean when i say no homo… [One shot]

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    A collection of fic requests from my tumblr that I've filled.

    Details on how/where to request at the end of each chapter.

    Requests are currently Closed

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    21/?
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    Sollux has to monitor Eribot so he doesn't commit murder.

    An AU where trolls live among humans and the game was never played. The only way they have human friends was that they met each other through social media.

    Warning: The writer is stupid at summaries and stories. Please help them with suggestions and such.

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    18/?
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    Dave Strider, the cool kid artist in college, with shades and sketchbooks to match. usually, he sits alone in the corner drawing or working on homework but likes to watch the drama unfold when it doesn't concern him. Fun is fun right? Lives with his twin Dirk but his older brother thinks he's the answer to the cancer problem in their town but that's dumb, amiright?

    Karkat Vantas, the homeschooled English major with untamable bed hair and the inability to touch anyone's skin. Spends time reading every book he can, talking to his cousin, and pretending he could touch someone without hurting them. No roommates because who wants to live with the embodiment of living cancer?

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    You had made a point of exploring the woods surrounding your house, to avoid your mother, but you never thought you would find this.

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    Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming in which Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing.

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    UNDER MAJOR CONSTRUCTION [21 June 2017]

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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    19/?
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    Rose both wants to see her best friend and pour out some feelios. (Is that how you summary, probably not.)

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    Why couldn't these hunters give Karkat and his hive a break? Ah, yes, because nice things are for other people. How could he forget.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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