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    “I want you to teach me,” he says, and for a split second there you thought he said ‘kiss me,’ and your brain was transported to a whole other planet, Land of Heat and Cockwork to be specific, until he re-iterates. “I want you to teach me… to cook.”

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    9,343
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    1203
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    An au where everything is the same except the beta kids never played SBURB.

    John finds out that he is going to be visiting Dave down in Texas for part of the summer and that includes meeting the alleged Bro Strider, of whom John only knows from the times that he walked into screen shot while Dave and John were video chatting a few times. Against Johns better instincts and judgment, he is attracted to and intends to pursue Daves older brother, whom is probably somewhere around the age of 30, while in Texas.

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    9,891
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    985
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    Dirk Strider grows up and raises a son in a world without Sburb. Now with more canon-compliance!

    (Features brief Dirk/Roxy, 'cause babies gotta come from somewhere.)

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    15,584
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1612
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    Каркат Вантас - замкнутый старшеклассник, который видит призраков. Миинна Пейшес - исключенная старшеклассница, которую сбил поезд. Они встречаются.

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    7,159
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    17
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    Inspired by the game Coma.

    John wakes up, to find his life has changed, he lives in a large dull house in the middle of an expansive countryside. Join him in his quest to save his sister amidst the unsettling muteness of his new dreamlike life. An escape from reality wherein other monsters may lie.

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    3,451
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    24
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    TG: you know how johnny boy is
    TG: cheesy wedding gags out the wazoo
    TG: next thing u no dirks right with him pretending to take him srsly and jade and dave have a bouncy castle rented for the ceremony
    CG: FUCK
    TG: what u know im right
    CG: I KNOW
    CG: THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO FORM AN ALLIANCE.
    TG: what
    TG: srsly
    CG: YEAH SERIOUSLY. YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ROSE'S FLOWERY BULLSHIT TENDENCIES AND CROCKER'S POTENTIAL PRANKS ALONE?
    TG: ...
    TG: shit

    Jade and Dave are getting married, and it's up to Roxy and Karkat to save them from their bridal party.

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    15,467
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    590
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    John Egbert goes to visit Rose Lalonde at her college in Texas. He doesn't expect to meet anyone, or at least no one like Dave Strider. But, then again, John didn't know that people like Dave Strider exist.

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    21,474
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    883
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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Sequel to Oh, Baby, which is, in turn, a sequel to I'd Only Choose You. Trolls capable of natural reproduction here.

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    708
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    40
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    John gets kidnapped by Dave and his Bro, becoming the Strider family pet.

    ((Don't know what else to put. But if you want smut this is where you'll find it.))

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    23,023
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2416
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    GEMINI: It's fine to scream at all the strange faces in the mirror. But they're just observing. They mean you little harm. (x)

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    9,573
    Chapters:
    6/8
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    167
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    It’s been this way as long as John can remember; as long as his dad can remember. Jade’s grandfather remembered though. He used to tell stories as they fell asleep under the stars. He’s gone now- lost to the world. Much like the rest of their race will be soon enough.

    They’ve taken over and soon the human race will be entirely eradicated.

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    13,429
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    1674
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    John tries to go home for winter break but a sudden blizzard cancels all of the flights and he gets (airport)stuck there. He then meets one of the other kids in his astronomy class (any guesses? of course not it's all in the tags you dumbass) and they become friends.

    Homestuck Mordern AU and implied College AU

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    609
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    74
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    So,

    You figure you and Bro will be okay.

    Series
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    804
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    64
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    ((This was in a group chat hosted by Terezi. I chopped it down to where me and Morivan(.tumblr.com) start interacting the most. Context? It was a fighting kind of thing hosted by Terezi and Gamzee. Kanaya and Sollux were fighting, Gamzee was being a general fool. Kanaya and Rose have sloppy make outs.))

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    “Your pastries,” He murmurs, setting down the plate of various sweets in front of the two of you as you give a slight nod in understanding, a hand moving to adjust your shades as you lift the cup to your lips again. “I hope you enjoy them!”

    He smiles. Not a polite ‘You’re Dave Strider so I should be nice to you if I want to keep my job’ sort of smile, but a genuine, almost ecstatic smile. His teeth poke slightly over his bottom lip as he did so, his eyes crinkling at the edges and, God, you could see the small indentations of dimples in his cheeks, every small freckle or beauty mark that dotted his features.

    The first thing that comes to your mind is ‘utmost perfection.'

    The second is ‘Holy shit that’s really fucking hot.'

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    1,873
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    433
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    Everyone fought, the battle is over and some have died. In the aftermath Karkat feels a bit lost.

    Series
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    1,973
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    68
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    A humanstuck AU in which we view the life of Vriska Serket who develops a crush on Varsity Volleyball player Feferi Peixes. Before she can even decide to go out with her, Vriska seems to undergo a lot difficulties blocking her goal.

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    19,071
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    471
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    Rose goes grimdark, and chaos ensues. How will she (and her friends) fix the problem?

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    5,926
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    283
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    It was in that moment that Kanaya Maryam realized how easy it was to put a dent in her world, to crack it so deeply that she couldn’t glue it back together again.

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    9,204
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    526
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    College is the perfect place for Dave Strider to show the world what he's made of. On top of having a complete opposite room-mate, he also finds himself unable to pry away from a stubborn classmate, Karkat Vantas whom he finds himself obsessing over. First person POV. Rated Explicit for Language and future sexiness. DaveKat with hints of possible side pairings. Posted first on Fanfiction.net, but moved it to AoOO as well due to restrictions.

    Words:
    103,561
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2061

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