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    Trolls are not humans. They don't think. They are tools.
    We use trolls because they make good weapons. Their freakish reproduction system is perfect for telling which one's will be good for fighting, and which are only good for making more trolls.
    They cannot speak.
    They cannot think.
    They do not feel.

    This is what you've been told since your first day on the job, and honestly?
    It's all a load of bullshit.

     

    An AU where everything is terrible and no one is happy, ever.
    This fic is NOT for the faint of heart.
    You have been warned.

    --ON HIATUS--

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    9/?
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    204
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    26
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    John Egbert goes to visit Rose Lalonde at her college in Texas. He doesn't expect to meet anyone, or at least no one like Dave Strider. But, then again, John didn't know that people like Dave Strider exist.

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    10/20
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    60
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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

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    5/?
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    “Hey, Dave. It's John. I know we haven't spoken in a while. My fault, really. I reacted badly. Um. Anyways, I'm calling because I thought you'd like to know. I'm sick. Very sick. The doctors say it's treatable, that I have a good chance of survival. But I don't think so. I'm so tired of everything. And Dave? I'm sorry. For everything. Bye.”

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you NEVER though he'd be your SOULMATE.

    (Based off of the movie TiMER. Watch here ==> http://www.solarmovie.so/link/play/870262/ )

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    7/?
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    108
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    AU:Dave Strider is 27 and a single parent to his totally-genius 4 year old daughter, Rose. Jade Harley is a single mother and tries her best to take care of her precocious son, John. The two kids become friends at school, and Dave and Jade meet on a play date. There may be more than just friendship for the two parents. (first homestuck fic, please be kind and review! :))

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    3/?
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    8
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    33
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    5
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    Trolls have invaded earth, but when the humans fight back, it's the innocent trolls who suffer. Now a group of both humans and trolls are on the run, desperately trying to solve things before both species are engulfed in a war that will destroy everything.

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    3/?
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    An AU in which a Redguard and Dunmer make an unlikely alliance, travelling around Skyrim for justice and dragons.

    [edited from an ongoing roleplay; follow on tumblr for updates]

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    15/?
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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer, Co-Written by: Time)

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    13/?
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    Wherein I transplant Homestuck characters into the setting of Wind Waker. On Dave Strider's birthday, John's sister is kidnapped by a horrorterror, and the two join up with a band of pirates to get her back, setting sail for adventure across an endless ocean. Can they face down the terror of the Great Sea, the dark lordling Caliborn?

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    13/?
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    100 themes challenge, each 1000 words, featuring dirkroxy and maybe some other pairings later. most of them are different AU's. [if theres an intense trigger for a chapter, ill put it at the chapter's summary so you can skip that one if you're uncomfortable with it.]

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    21,417
    Chapters:
    21/100
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    1
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    You were planning on looting this motherfucker for everything he owned, but you weren't expecting to find this.

    You never thought you would be able to leave this place, but now you've gotten you're freedom. You just hope things won't be like last time.

    Gamzee Makara and Tavros Nitram, one lives the high life with little to no worries, but the other has suffered nothing but Hell all his life. Tavros is grateful for his new life, but what about his feeling towards his newest protector.

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    4/?
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    8
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    43
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    14
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    “There is only one rule in this house, Egbert, and you’re already having trouble with it. No fucking Ghostbuster jokes. No puns. No witticisms. Don’t even say the word ‘Ghostbuster’, got it?”

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    11
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    58
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    10
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    630
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    John x Vriska: Vriska Serket wants nothing more than to start over. She's left her old life, and all the memories it holds, behind and is now a student at Skaia University. A sullen, untrusting Psychology major who doesn't know anyone shouldn't attract too much attention. If you ignore the fact that in her first week she's already nearly killed a fellow student... Can she forget her past? And honestly, is it really safe to?

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    1/?
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    It really begins when Dave wake’s up in a certain seaweed brain’s bed and suggests that Hera is the goddess of flamboyantly gay men.

    With no memory, Dave Strider is opened to the world of demigods and must face what demigods face everyday-it’s just that he’s not a demigod. He’s something else. And with a quest on his hands, no memories, and a task to defeat an undefeatable being that most certainly killed his Bro/Father, life seems harder than it should be.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    28
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    After the game, the humans were given the prize, becoming deities over a new, almost medieval Alternia. The trolls were sent down to this new Alternia with no recollection of the game or the old Alternia.

    Although when tension brews in Alternia when worship of The Knight is forbidden due to finding out he was a mutant, Karkat becomes a fugitive, and he embarks on a mission to find the gods, to find his destiny.

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    2/?
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    2
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    Your name is John Egbert. Today is your seventeenth birthday. You aren't quite sure what your dad has planned today, since you don't really remember much from your last sixteen birthdays. Actually, you don't remember much from the last sixteen years, either. You suppose it's just bad memory.

    ~Multiple POVs~

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    1/?
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    4
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    She is alien to you, so alien.

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    339
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    8
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    1
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    101
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    The worlds ended and it seemed like Dave and company might be able to restart theres.
    But nothing ever works out the way you want when there are flesh-hungry assholes roaming the streets for a bite.
    And some people snap under pressure and death.

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    1,872
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    118
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    This will be a collection of 'porn' prompts for the next 30-so days. The pairings will depend on what I feel like for the day. They may range from a few sentences to a few pages (on word). Please enjoy, thanks

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    6,231
    Chapters:
    22/30
    Comments:
    12
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    69
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    2152

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