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    "Excuse me, my shower is broken and the goddamn matinance is not picking up. I need to go to school and is it OK if I use yours?"

    You are JOHN EGBERT and your neighbor is asking if he can use your shower. Why.

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    English
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    2/?
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    2
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    12
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    1
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    95
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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week we're fighting monsters in giant robots with Pacific Rim

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

    Language:
    English
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    21/?
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    658
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    340
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    73
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    Jade and Rose, two exceptional students at English University have embarked on an epic project, the Intergalactic Communications Protocol, which is almost ready to test. Read with amazement as they get their project going, with the help of their good friends and a helpful YIFF or two. But what happens if they DO contact aliens in the Troll Nebula? And what other wacky things are bound to happen in their crazy, crazy lives?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    1
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    who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

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    1/?
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    1
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    You'd think, given that incubi and tricksters are both treated like shit by the rest of the magical world, that they would get along. That's not what happens.
    Wherein Dave Strider is a slut, John Egbert is an asshole, Dirk Strider is the villain of the story and demons are more human than originally thought.

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    English
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    13,735
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    4
    Kudos:
    23
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    3
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    279
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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

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    English
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    13,204
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    107
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    245
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    34
    Hits:
    1924
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    Random humanstuck adventures of the beta and alpha gang. Might have vague smut.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    11/26
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    524
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    *narrator voice* IN A WORLD where a little black timer on the underside of your wrist counts down to the exact moment you meet your soulmate things can be pretty stressful. Especially when you're only 20 years old. Especially when you're already pretty sure you're in love with your long-time best friend. Especially when you have less than two weeks until it reaches zero.

    Dave Strider is not ready, he was just fine pretending the countdown didn't exist and he was in control of his own destiny, until he accidentally saw it and it said two weeks.

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    English
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    9,783
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    611
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and falling in love sounds like a bad idea.

    From what you've heard, it never seems to end well. Everything from the sweet little gestures to the grand displays of affection, it's all just seemed so wrong to you. Sure, maybe for some people it works, but in the majority of cases, it's clearly doomed to failure from the start. It's just going to end in heartbreak, like travelling along an especially obnoxious winding road, and off of a particularly clichéd cliff at the end. There's a reason most people don't have just one partner in their whole lives; the concept of falling hopelessly in love just doesn't work.

    It couldn't happen to someone such as yourself, right? You pray to God that it couldn't.

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    English
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    2,786
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
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    20
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    1
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    193
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    TG: cool
    TG: cool
    EB: …
    EB: you got your arm stuck, didn’t you?
    TG: please send help

    Language:
    English
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    1,204
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    18
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    New high school graduates Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider have always known of each other, but they've never actually spoken. That is, not until their mutual friend, John, puts them together in one of the most unlikely of ways. Aside from that, John pairs them up at the most unlikely of times, too, seeing as Dave has just been hospitalized after being involved in a hit-and-run crash.

    This is a story about how a gift basket for Dave turns into a relationship between the graduated cool kid and the former debate team president.

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    English
    Words:
    21,912
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    620
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    Karkat goes missing for some reason, and Dave intends to find out why. Things get a little out of hand though.

    Language:
    English
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    3,460
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    104
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    John, Dave, Jade, and Rose face another kind of apocalypse.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,820
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    18
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,155,380
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    881
    Kudos:
    925
    Bookmarks:
    197
    Hits:
    49212
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    You are playing a game called SBURB with your 4 friends John, Rose, Jade, and Dave. You enter the session and meet the people called TROLLS, and one catches your eye. His name is ERIDAN AMPORA, and he couldnt be more of an idiot to you, but somehow you fall for the doof.

    Language:
    English
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    1,305
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    John thinks that everything in his life is going perfect right now. Till... well, he makes a big mistake and creates a little Karkat who also happens to look like Dave... Oh wait.

    UPDATE Name changed from "Here... have a son"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,966
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1231
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    A series of one-shots, attempting to write a story for every kink on the kink bingo dreamwidth.

    Language:
    English
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    14,000
    Chapters:
    16/98
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1875
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    The violin seemed like a curse to Rose, but..was it really?

    Language:
    English
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    444
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    9
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    Jade Harley is your average College student who wants a good future. All of her wishes fall as she meets this mysterious Dave Strider who is fighting off evil from a different dimension to protect her world. and apparently she has a part in this dilemma ever since she was born.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,763
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    252
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    Every human has a counterpart. Most are Angels, who live their lives with only one mission: When their human dies, bring its soul to Heaven. After they complete their task, they are rewarded a life time on Earth as a human. But things are never that simple, and never that easy.

    When Dave dies, Dirk will have to find this out the hard way.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,847
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    645

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