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    John is the Heir of Breath. John also has Ondine's Curse- a conditions that means he has to think about every breath he takes without help. It also means that he's been hooked up to a breathing machine since he was born- he's never left his hospital room. But when he finds SBurb, everything changes.

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    The year is 1853 and peace between supernaturals and humans has remained unbroken for well over a decade. All is calm and quiet in a peaceful little floating town and there is nothing that the great guardian cannot protect.....

    Until the day that all light disappears from the morning and the town falls into a state of eternal night. No one is quite sure as to why and all they know is that these little imp like creatures are wreaking havoc with every chance they get, and former enemies know that this is a part of something much much bigger...but what?

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    almost everybody's dead, almost, but when Dave Strider, suddenly loses everything besides his icey-eyed sister Rose Lalonde and finds himself wishing every titan dead, nothing bad can happen right? Wrong, tell that to Corporal Vantas, and his accustomed titan-loving Scout John Egbert. Oh just wait.

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    One sweep after the Alternian-Earth war began.
    It is the wriggling day of one Karkat Vantas. The day his blood must be tested by the empire. The day his secret comes out. The day he dies.

    carcinoGeneticist [CG] opened memo "I'M SO COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKED" on board FRUITY ASSHOLE RUMPUS FEST.
    CG:WELL.
    CG: THE THRESHECUTIONERS ARE LANDING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE.
    CG: AND I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE THEY AREN'T JUST HERE TO ASK FOR FUCKING DIRECTIONS.
    CG: SO YEAH. SECRET'S OUT OF THE BAG. I'M A FUCKING BLOOD MUTANT.

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Sgrub - complete
    Act 2: Sburb - in-progress

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    John never thought that his harmless pranks would bring him to Pallington Academy, a school for difficult children to be turned into pleasant ladies and gentleman. He especially never thought that there would be a huge secret to the school that he guessed his father didn't know about when he sent him there.

    (Warning: There will be a lot of smut, mostly malexmale and involving John Egbert)

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    You hate him. Honestly what else would you expect to feel? He killed you, destroyed the last chance for your race to prosper, and then you killed him in response. But this is all non-romantic hate. You would despise being in a quadrant with him now. You want an apology from him, exactly why you are going to sleep and looking for him.

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    “I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”

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    It's hard, raising a kid on your own in a world where your skin doesn't fit quite right, where you have dreams of another place and time, where you swear you don't belong. It's hard, and nobody understands. Well. Almost nobody.

    Featuring Strilonde shenanigans in a post-game universe.

    This story is a sequel to/takes place concurrently with Neverwere. Can be read separately, or see Notes for an option to read both stories at once with the chapters interleaved in chronological order.

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    A tour through the city of Alterus, through the eyes of one of it's most Pur-ious residents.

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    ==> You are Dave Strider and you are going through hell and back. Fortunately you got yourself a helpful little goblin friend by the name of Karkat who actually wants you to get better.

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    You knew this was going to happen someday. It was only natural -- you all broke the game. When everyone was so caught up in it, trying to win and save everyone, it was easy to forget that it was really just a game. An intricate, extremely well-designed and complex game, but still a game none the less.

    Human hubris was a dangerous thing. Especially when you slide the fate of the world on a couple of teenagers' shoulders.

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    When the game spits them out, no one expected this. No one prepared them for this. A reversal of the usual de-aging tropes, where the Beforan trolls and the Alpha kids are the ones who are de-aged.

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    "No, you don't understand, he's gone. Someone took him. Please, you have to help me find him."

    After two years of suffering in captivity, John Egbert finds himself passed out on his best friend's front door. He's bloody, bettered, and utterly destroyed. However, with the help of his boyfriend, family, and friends, he'll slowly start to get better. All the while, they're trying to bring justice to John my finding, and killing his kidnapper.

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    "Ever since the Terrans and Alternians sought refuge on the twin planets of Derse and Prospit, there was a continual underlying power struggle between the two races. After years of bloody civil war, Derse found a tentative solution in dual rulership. A tetrarchy dividing the planet between the northern and southern hemispheres, with an Alternian governing the south and a Terran the north..."

    Twin planets divided by a thick belt of asteroids, traversed by intrepid individuals known as couriers, who were willing to risk life and limb to connect the two by delivering important missives. Twin planets ruled very differently, but each a compromise between the two races who call them their home.

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    My name is Roxy Lalonde and I spend my summer with my smoking hot step-brothers.

    [Future NSFW]

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    A story told in three parts of two extraordinary women, unbearable hardship, and the improbability of love as ceaseless and enduring as the tick of time.

    In which Miss Lalonde and Miss Maryam meet in the most unconventional of ways, which include: sleazy speakeasy shenanigans, covert (though perhaps not accidental) coincidences, and oh so many irresponsible life choices.

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    Rose takes a short sleep in order to obtain a small recharge of her magical abilities.

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    Aradia Megido is an archaeology major in college. She is relatively introverted, mostly spending time with her boyfriend Sollux, but soon new people start coming into her life, the foremost being one Eridan Ampora. Things certainly are about to get interesting.

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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