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    You are Dave strider and you think you're in love with your insanely dorky and cute best friend

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    Jake English, the single father of Jade quickly learns that his daughters first year of school may teach him more than he first thought.
    Dirk Strider, older brother and sole guardian of Dave finds his simple little life of the two of them flipped upside down by a five year old who barks and bites and her attractive father.
    Roxy Lalonde, single mother of Rose decides her life could use a few improvements involving a cute baker girl.
    Jane Crocker, aunt and full-time babysitter of John finds herself falling for someone she least expects.

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    “Our crime against criminals lies in the fact that we treat them like rascals.”
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

    When you've hit rock bottom in life, where do you go? Do you revel in corruption... or do you change?

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    "The Condense found a planet. She attacked the planets. She did something with it's inhabitants. No real retaliation. So on and so forth. Blah blah blah blah blah."

    i was getting pretty tired of seeing "there was a war and the trolls got enslaved and now some troll (most often karkat,) is sad and angesty and hurt and so his master (most often dave) battles between continuing to abuse him or treating him with a reasonable amount of respect" because let's be honest here if there was a war the trolls would fucking dominate i mean they have space warships and a bamf empress and we've got bluffing and that weird greeny-yellow gatorade for god's sake

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    What do you do if you meet a troll? Hide.
    I mean, it's not like you're going to outrun them. They're about twenty-five feet tall.
    John is really starting to regret this whole beanstalk shtick. The grumpy guy who lives over his house is nothing like he expected! He's actually super adorable.
    ...Unfortunately, he still kind of wants to eat John.

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    universe where Dirk and Roxy live alone at the end of the world with no hope of ever meeting anyone else, and how dirk in this universe manages to mess-up allllllll of his relationships...all of them.

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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had. Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on cherub biology.

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    After he made a pact with a devil, Jake's life is going from bad to worse, and all it will take is one little push to send him over the edge into a darkness he's scared will swallow him up entirely.

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    John has a cat and wants to bring her to college with him. Sadly, his university didn't allow pets. He attempts to sneak the cat in his room and meets the one and only Dave Strider on the way.

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    Terezi had never anticipated the move. She loved her house in the woods. However, when her mother made up her mind, there was absolutely no changing it. Now, she's starting a new year at a new (public) school and she is terrified of everything. How on Earth is this homeschooled, blind girl going to manage something new?

    (From Terezi's POV, unless started otherwise at the top of the chapter. )

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    After the apocalypse the world is completely dead. The once lively human population, diminished to barely any. Two people meet and form a romance, in a world that seems to be against humanity.

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    Dirk Strider is a grad student, a TA, and when his students actually show up, a tutor. When given Jake English as a new student to tutor, Dirk may be forced to admit that his approach is a bit flawed.

    Tags will be added as needed.

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    The story of a 16 year old boy from District 5, the Time District.

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    Karkat was a nobody. One more kid with zero potential doomed to live and shrivel up in the slums he was born in.
    Dave was a version of that same kid, minus the horns.
    John was a somebody. But his friends thought there was a lot more to him than that.

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    "There can be no covenants between men and lions, wolves and lambs can never be of one mind, but hate each other out and out and through. Therefore there can be no understanding between you and me, nor may there be any covenants between us, till one or other shall fall and glut grim Mars with his life's blood."

    —Achilles, prince of the Myrmidons

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    There's probably a happy story in all this, but no one can remember how to ask for it.

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    There was a rush, and that was it.
    The Game was Over.
    And that should have been the end of it. But the decrees of Fate are not so simple as a quiet victory and a trip home.
    Or, rather, “home” was not where it was expected to be.

    An Exalted and Homestuck crossover/fusion fic. Tags and Archive Warnings will be updated as the fic progresses.

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.

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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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