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    Just some Dave x Karkat Oneshots.

    All characters (and Homestuck) belong to Andrew Hussie, I don't own any of them.

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    3/?
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    Twelve Alternians attend a school on Earth. Shipping and shenanigans ensue.

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    5/?
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    27
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    2
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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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    7/?
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    66
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    12
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    When you think of Dave Strider, you think of a too-cool demeanor, the color red, hot Texan summers, and sticky grape popsicle kisses in the shade.

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    5
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    Dave Strider is among the Eight Divines. A group of gods whose hands shaped the world of Skaia following the successful completion of a game known as SBURB.

    But, for thousands of years, he's felt that something is missing. Or... is it... someone?

    If only the eight kids became gods and the trolls forgot the game altogether & the subsequent mayhem that ensues when old couples meet again.

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    4/?
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    12
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    32
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    3
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    He tells you that he wonders what it would be like to snap your neck; if you'd scream and cry and kick like that first girl he and Dirk watched Bro kill, or if you'd whine and writhe like the animals he has kept in jars down in the basement. You tell him you want him to snap your neck. He tells you he doesn't think he could go through with it.


    8tracks.

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    2/?
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    12
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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, a mysterious mystery, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a stolen matriorb, a theatrical court case, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

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    3/?
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    16
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    30
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    4
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    Last morning you fell asleep without sopor, and you had some pretty fucked-up daymares. How precisely that led you to be standing inside Vriska’s respiteblock in the middle of the day, you’re not sure.

    There’s a thumbprint pad to unlock the door and numerous booby traps, just like all the nicer blocks on this transport ship, but you would make a very poor legislacerator if you couldn’t sniff out a few hidden sensors. Seems like they’re more concealed than usual—either she’s picked up some useful skills at the officer’s training academy or she’s threatened one of the lowblood technicians into rigging up a better system. (You briefly consider resetting a few of them to do something amusing and only somewhat physically damaging to whatever semi-innocent troll walked by, but your bloodpusher just wasn’t in it.)

     

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    ((AU where something very, very different happens during the retcon and the Game is almost-but-not-quite undone. Longass Vriska/Terezi moiraillegiance angsty fluffy fic with a crapton of plot. Updates Sundays.))

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    6/?
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    11
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    43
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    John Egbert moves to a town where Dave Strider's name is a warning and Dave likes the stars.

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    15/?
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    28
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    88
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    10
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    A crappy vampire au that involves pirates and is somewhat similar to AHS hotel. Just. In the fact that it takes place mostly in a hotel.
    I'm trying okay.
    I swear to god i have an idea as to where this is going.

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    2/?
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    6
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    38
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    3
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    It’s the end of the world for Karkat Vantas as the dead begin to rise. Things should not have turned out this way. He should have lived a normal, boring life, he should have…Not had to worry about the creaks outside and whether or not he'll keep his loved ones alive.

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    1/?
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    Scenes from So It Goes from other character's POVs. Written from prompts on Tumblr.

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    Chapters:
    45/?
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    184
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    230
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    34
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    This world is impure.
    It is ruled by cruel dictators who think only of themselves and their own wants, other than the needs of others.
    Our Earth will be plunged into chaos if we, if I, don't do something.
    There is only one hope for humanity-
    You must find the ones that played The Game.
    You will find them, and use them to unlock a portal into a new universe, a better universe.
    But first, you must make everything like it was in the game.

    You must make them...Gods...

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    9/?
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    12
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    23
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    6
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    Jade, listen.
    You are nine years old.
    Nine year olds do not build perfect rafts in 57 minutes out of some firewood and rope they found on that weird cat mummy they encountered upon in their giant mansion.
    Nine year olds, when doing this, instead make poorly-built rafts.
    . . . . . .
    Jade, if you didn't get what I'm saying, that thing is probably going to sink.
    Jade, stop. Jade, this is a bad idea.
    . . .
    Woah. Wait. Are you seriously pushing that thing into the sea?
    Jade, what.
    Jade.
    Jaaaade.
    . . .
    Jade, do not jump on that raft.
    . . .
    Jade, I command you to jump off that raft and swim back to your island right now. This is for your own good, Jade.
    Jade there is a storm. Right there. Jade no.
    Sighhhhh.
    It is a regretful, woeful life, being outside the fourth wall.
    It is most certainly regretful.

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    No matter where you are, you come together in many different ways.

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    5/?
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    13
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    24
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    1
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    Dirk Strider was always used to having his life planned out for him, and he was perfectly comfortable with it. He'd make it through his last year of high school, get a football scholarship, and move as far away from his older brother as he could. Just as he was coming to terms with the fact that he would be living out a pre-written life, he comes across Jake English. He was an adventurous brunette with eyes like emeralds and a smile like the sun, who would certainly not be living a pre-written life.
    Throughout the course of one school year, Dirk's world is flipped completely upside down, and he finds all of his morals being completely rewritten. He can't decide which is scarier, the fact that Jake is doing this to him, or the fact that he might want him to.

    ***RATED MATURE FOR EVENTUAL SMUT, LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE, DRUG/ALCOHOL USE***

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    24,082
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    26
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    59
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    12
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    Short scenes that happen after So It Goes because apparently I'm just not done with this verse. NOT A SEQUEL.

    Probably. Please dear god.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    143
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    26
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    A dead Dave turns the psychoanalytic tables on Rose, trying to get her to remember the circumstances surrounding his death, and to figure out who she is along the way.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    4
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    TT: Although the content of this article is likely already better understood by our largely trollish population, this document may still be of historical interest in recording an early human perspective on one aspect of troll romance.

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    In which Kanaya tries to keep a straight face during a fierce class presidential race.

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    English
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    3/?
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    2
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    7
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    1
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    143

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