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    No SBURB Coffee Shop AU in which Karkat Vantas simply attempts to get through his second year of college while working part-time in a small locally owned coffee shop, facing such trials as “why the fuck do those two assholes keep coming back,” “why do they keep ordering coffee they never drink anything you make,” and “HOW MANY TIMES CAN THEY KNOCK OVER THE SAME THREE TABLES OH MY GOD.”

    Includes one (1) easily irate demon, one (1) long suffering objecthead, one (1) often-clueless slime boy, one (1) natural disaster walking, one (1) moth girl, multiple fish people, one (1) werewolf, one (1) dragon, and several instances of things that should really get somebody banned from a coffee shop.

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    1/3
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    “Scars are the paler pain of survival received unwillingly and displayed in the language of injury.” -House of Leaves
    Dave, trust us when we say that we want you to be happy.

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    You're pretty sure your three friends just think the trolls were part of the game, NPCs made as a construct to make your game more interesting and more immersive, but at the beginning you got to choose the race of your team, and no other walkthroughs of Human teams mention having a team of voice-acted troll NPCs fighting with them.

    You think they hacked in.

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    8/?
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    13
    Kudos:
    70
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    16
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    613
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    EB: OMG JEGUS DAVE
    EB: i was talking about your shirt size!
    EB: SHIRT SIZE!
    EB: because i saw a shirt that reminded me of you
    EB: and i was gonna buy it!
    EB: but now i don’t know if i want to!
    --
    Dave consistently misunderstands John and things just steamroll into conversations of the weirdest caliber.

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    5,426
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    4/?
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    19
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    122
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1235
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    July 7th, 1964 is a quiet day in the small town of Skaia. That is, until Kurloz Makara turns up face down in the creek behind the church. That’s when things get to be a lot more interesting for one Ms. Terezi Pyrope and her unfortunate acquaintance, one Mr. Sollux Captor.

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    8/?
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    5
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    30
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    3
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    275
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    Karkat was exiled and sent to death.

    He accepted his fate. He didn't realize that other people would fight on for him.

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    3/?
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    4
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    44
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    372
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    Read the title ^

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    4/4
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    You are John Egbert, and you, Dave, Rose, and Jade plan to buy as many troll slaves as you can afford for no particular reason besides justice and the overwhelming sensation of pity.

    You are Karkat Vantas, and you wonder why the ever loving fuck this pitiful human has saved your ass, and is playing MotherGrub to the rest of your species.

    You are the reader, and I hope you have a box of tissues ready in preparation for sobbing, and a quiet room alone in which you may sail your smutty ships.

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    10,411
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    328
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    Rose Lalonde used to be a popular author, but she stopped working on her flagship series and released a couple of mediocre novels. Roxy is a runaway teenager living on the streets and pick-pocketing for sustenance. When they meet, Rose is intrigued and offers to let Roxy stay at her manor indefinitely. Roxy accepts the offer just to get off the streets, but starts falling for the moody author. She just can’t shake off the feeling Rose is just using her.

    As she becomes more familiar with both Rose and the people around her, Roxy learns things, both about herself and Rose. Not all of them are pleasant.

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    English
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    51,228
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    38
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    90
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    Your name is KANAYA MARYAM. You could go into a LENGTHY SPIEL as to everything you’ve ever been INTERESTED IN, but right now a FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR is walking across the airfield towards the AVRO ANSON AIRCRAFT in which you are currently seated, so you think you’d better deal with that instead.

    Your name is ROSE LALONDE. You are an INTERROGATOR for the WAAF, which is an acronym for the WOMEN'S AUXILIARY AIR FORCE. You are AMERICAN, but you happen to possess CERTAIN SKILLS that are more easily taken advantage of by the European front. Many of them enable you to do ETHICALLY AMBIGUOUS things, and you try not to TAKE ADVANTAGE of that power.

    --

    World War II AU unashamedly inspired by the book Code Name Verity (it's different, but much of my interest in this time period and particularly the women of this time period comes from that book).

    Updates every Sunday.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Nightclubs aren't very safe in the longrun, but when you're playing DJ and you have a hot twink for a brother, things can only get messy...

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    4/?
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    Things aren't going well. People are dying and the end seems near. And if that wasn't bad enough, you find out Dave has been cheating on you. For how long you don't know. You lock yourself in your room and sink into depression. But an unexpected pester gives you an opportunity you can't refuse.

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    1/1
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    Your name is Dave Strider. Your memory is failing to behave in a linear manner. Sometimes you wake up younger, sometimes you wake up older. Sometimes your memory skips and you do not understand where you were last.

    Your name is John Egbert. You love Dave Strider. His time travel is an unsolvable problem you will forever be pretending to solve in a hopeless attempt to be by his side.

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    32,647
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    23
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    97
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    744
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    Random humanstuck adventures of the beta and alpha gang. Might have vague smut.

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    Chapters:
    8/26
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    6
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    337
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    222,347
    Chapters:
    62/?
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    747
    Kudos:
    476
    Bookmarks:
    79
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    Prevented from interacting with humans by Kurloz, Dave drags his brother along and gets into an interesting family feud and fucks shit up and ends up getting his ass captured cause we all know what happens when a mermaid (alien whatever the fuck) is captured. Relationships are developed and shit goes down.

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    5,757
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    280
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    When Principle Scratch thinks Eridan's sudden problems stem from all the free time he spends with his brother, he takes the liberty of signing him up for the drama club. Lucky Eridan because it's just in time for the fall musical! Eridan much rather be cut in half in half than have to deal with 'theater people' but when Feferi Peixes walks through the auditorium door he realizes this might be a way to patch up their once perfect friendship and even make the move he's been waiting oh so long to make. Of course things don't go as planned, but how much fun would the experience be without new friends and a few mishaps?

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    11,216
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    5
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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

    Language:
    English
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    514,368
    Chapters:
    114/?
    Comments:
    3260
    Kudos:
    696
    Bookmarks:
    146
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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

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    English
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    8,538
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    260
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    What do you do if you meet a troll? Hide.
    I mean, it's not like you're going to outrun them. They're about twenty-five feet tall.
    John is really starting to regret this whole beanstalk shtick. The grumpy guy who lives over his house is nothing like he expected! He's actually super adorable.
    ...Unfortunately, he still kind of wants to eat John.

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    English
    Words:
    30,779
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    3610

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