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    You are Rose Lalonde and you work at a troll adoption agency.
    The birth of 24 new trolls seems to signal just another day at the agency. You couldn't be more wrong.

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    You are Spades Slick and you have a plan to get rich.

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    3.54 a.m. and your mouth tastes like chocolate and regrets and there is something he isn’t telling you.

    3.59 a.m. and your pride slips down your throat like the tears on your cheeks.

    4 a.m. and the red text on your screen isn’t as jarring as the blue of your “yeah dude, i totally get it, it's cool!”

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    This idea just sorta mugged me about a week ago, held a metaphorical knife to my throat and ordered me to write. I'll add the other characters to this list as they appear, but for know I'm just leaving it as is. My motivation may die. If you're enjoying the story, feel free to comment and remind me it exists.

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    Bargaining with the Beasts beyond the reaches of furthest space for the opportunity of a new life, this time without the albatross of Sburb hanging over their heads, does indeed grant Rose Lalonde and her friends freedom from the game—at the price of their humanity. The new universe forged by the Noble Circle is a vivid, indistinguishable replica of the Alternia thought destroyed by all involved. With an oppressive caste system and the grim reality of new lives as trolls, and all that implies, Rose and her fifteen comrades resolve to instigate revolution and overthrow the oppressive regime of Her Imperious Condescension. But they number only sixteen, having barely scraped the surface of adulthood, and they are not the gods they once thought they were, and the Empress is an ancient thing—almost more institution than living, breathing being—with the power of an uncountable horde of trolls under her grasp.

    Rose figures that makes them about even.

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    She shifts, braces her hands on the counter on either side of you, not touching but penning you in. Her eyes sparkle. "Not going to yell for Fussyfangs to come save you?"

    No. If you understand the quadrant implications correctly, that would be terrible for your relationship with Kanaya. You smile at Vriska sweetly. "Is there something here from which I require saving?"

    Vriska kisses you. She has all the finesse of a cement truck and all the forbearance of a starving wolverine.

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    In which John has a birthday party, fun with his friends, and drinks too much. Shenanigans ensue.

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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had.

    Little do you know, though, that you're literally entering an epic of space and time, of joy and sorrow, of hilarity and sobriety, and that it'll change your lives. Is it for the better? Is it for the worse? You will have to decide for yourselves.

    Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on various aspects of Homestuck (see clarification).

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    Something is living in Karkat's walls, and he is going to find out what. (eventual johnkat. title subject to change. loosely parallels WhisperedFaith.)

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    Kanaya, as she’d reminded herself many times, was dead. It was really cruel, really, to put her there as Rose’s guardian angel, where she couldn’t touch, talk to or make any sort of contact with her loved one.

     

    In which Kanaya died before meeting Rose and thus became her guardian angel for as long as she's alive.

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    EB:hey! i am! calm down dork :B
    TG:psh.
    TG:so when will you be here?
    EB:dont worry!! ill be there soon :B
    TG:k

    This was the last conversation you had with your best friend and crush. It has been 3 years since the accident. And today, April of 13th is the day you find him.

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    Trolls have needs, needs who have to be satisfied.
    Some trolls think they need only one quadrant to be filled but the other quadrants exist for a reason.

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    Some play the Game. Others are played by it. And across paradox-space, limitless iterations of countless people attempt to achieve their Destinies. Some do.

    Some do not.

    You have been Chosen. Will you play, or be played?

    The Game goes ever on, either way.

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you do not, in any way whatsoever, have a crush on your best friend’s cute cousin from that weird Pacific island you can’t pronounce.

    Your name is Jade Harley and you do not, in any way whatsoever, have a crush on your cousin's cute friend from college. No, seriously, you don't. I mean his flippy hair was pretty and all, but he was actually a bit weird and... stare-y? So no, you really don't.

    ...Although, to be perfectly honest, you're not even sure if you know what a crush is.

    ((Jade finally realizes she's a demiromantic asexual, with the aid of her aroace friend John, but worries about how her new boyfriend will react))

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    Once upon a time in the land of Skaia there was a witch named Rose Lalonde. She was the greatest witch ever. Of all time. But when darkness threatens to take over the world, she is put to the ultimate test and must embark on a quest of epic proportions to defeat the Four Evil Mages. Along the way she meets some cool people, blows some stuff up, and maybe finds love.

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    But this is not what he signed up for when he became friends with her.

    What he is talking about, is a fucking blind date.

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    How did he get this job?
    Shenanigans.
    Did he ever regret his actions?
    Never.
    Being a pirate is a thrill ride, who would ever regret that?

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    AU Histórico- Básicamente un recogido de viñetas de la guerra de secesión americana, con puntos de vista desde los dos bandos del conflicto. CroKri, JohnVriska, Nitramcest, RoxyDirk, DaveJade, RoseMary… Largo etc. Hay un posible y destacado OoC en algunos personajes, que se adecuan a las formas históricas.

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    Nepeta has been dead for over 3 years, and a new family has moved in! Vantas huh? Well she's about to show them a living nightmare, one that'll make 'em regret ever coming here. Unless, one can change this cold mountain lion back to a mewling kitten...

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    It's hard being a detective. It's harder when you're trying to catch a serial killer whose a lot smarter than you thought. Now your brother is trying to find a contract killer who has gone missing and the only to get information is for him to visit the serial killer Jake English. And it just so happens your brother was the one who arrested Jake English.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and something's wrong with everything, your brother, your aunt. And no one tells you anything anymore.

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    "No, I think I want some clarification on the baby front. Let's start there." Dean said angrily. "Like how in the hell do Cass and I have a son?"

    "Well, Dean, when a mummy and daddy love each other very much...," Gabriel began with an evil delighted smirk. "No wait, hahaha. Even better. When to two dumbasses fall in love, but continually deny it and then the sexual tension explodes while running for their lives in Purgatory-" Gabriel wiggled his eyebrows suggestively at Dean. "-things happen, but that's just the cliff notes version."

    The Winchesters' week starts typical enough. Crowley escapes custody of the Winchesters and is making trouble again. The boys get caught in a trap... again. Some unexpected teenagers come to their rescue, and who is the mysterious boy with one blue eye, one green, and silver wings? He claims to be a time traveler. He claims to have been conceived in purgatory, but is he home? Is he really where he's supposed to be? (Our story starts after Sam and Dean find Castiel human and send him away again.)

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