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    Dirk runs a tattoo parlour and just fired his piercer, Karkat, and needs to hire a new one. To his luck, a brown haired young man with glasses comes in looking for the job.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    24
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    Your name is ______ _______ and you are the only troll on earth.

    You live alone in your apartment with only the occasional visit from your Alternian troll guardian, Dolorosa Maryam.

    You have four friends, four very human friends, John, Dave, Rose and Jade.

    For now.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    10
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    18
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    When an evil AI breaks out of Dirk Strider's lab with the most powerful computer ever made, will the Avengers be able to stop it before it blankets the world inits own consciousness? Or will they fail to stop the Age of English?

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    Typical kid/troll college AU fic, with davekat being the central theme. Everything is told through their perspectives. Many ships fly. Many ships sink. It's a long road. We enter the story the first weekend of freshmen year, before Dave and Karkat meet. If you're looking for slow buildup, this is your game.

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    Chapters:
    24/?
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    365
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    252
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    46
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    "Where do we go from here?
    Where do we go from here?
    I threw some rocks up at your window...
    I threw some rocks right through your window..."

    Jane is the heiress of a cruel and ruthless empire, and Dirk was raised into the rebellion against them.
    One night, Jane wakes up to the sound of rocks hitting her window.

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    Dave's slowly adjusting to college life, Rose is a mess, Dirk's happier than ever, and Roxy's back to climbing the corporate ladder.

    Things are rapidly changing for everyone and in true Strider-Lalonde fashion, no one remembered to strap themselves in for the ride.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    52
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    "Ever since the Terrans and Alternians sought refuge on the twin planets of Derse and Prospit, there was a continual underlying power struggle between the two races. After years of bloody civil war, Derse found a tentative solution in dual rulership. A tetrarchy dividing the planet between the northern and southern hemispheres, with an Alternian governing the south and a Terran the north..."

    Twin planets divided by a thick belt of asteroids, traversed by intrepid individuals known as couriers, who were willing to risk life and limb to connect the two by delivering important missives. Twin planets ruled very differently, but each a compromise between the two races who call them their home.

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    12/?
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    14
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    And so it was the day that Karkat Vantas was set to die.

    At exactly 11:45 this night Karkat Vantas will simply stop breathing.

    His death will be peaceful, and covered in baloney.

     

    And it will only be the beginning.

    Because this tiny, old, baloney-covered man has a very long journey to take.

    And a very special man to find.

    Character study of the life of Karkat Vantas. Deals with tragedy, love, grief and forgiveness as Karkat travels through the spirit world looking for John. To find John he has to cross over, and to do that he has to forgive the people that hurt him when he was alive.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    289
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    98
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    13
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    Your name is John Egbert and you don't think you've ever been more down in your life.

    Because of your dads baking industry kicking off unbelievably well he decided to take you from the lovely suburbs of Washington to the bustling city of LA.

    Granted your dad being the loving caring father he is sent you to a pretty small private school, but that just meant more people knew eachother and for longer times and let's just say not everyone was in favor of the new kid showing up.

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    Chapters:
    25/?
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    Bookmarks:
    13
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    Dave doesn't survive the game. Davesprite does. When Sburb's endgame door sends the kids to a reset Earth, Davesprite finds himself restored as the Default Dave because Sburb doesn't care about anyone's survivor's guilt.

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    8/?
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    31
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    It's been five years since the end of the game. Everything's going fucking splendid, minus the few hitches in the production of the second Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff movie. Everything feels normal.

    Then, a dead Dave signals what could easily be the end of the world.

     

    Or:

    Everything gets fucked really quickly and the kids, now in their mid twenties, have to play another game. Gross.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    17
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    These were all requests on my tumblr that I've grown fond of. Mostly DirkJake, but other pairings as well!

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    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    7
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    85
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    904
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    John is a hairdresser, he had a regular customer that comes in every Tuesday at three. His name is Strider, he has incredibly soft blond hair and is very mysterious. Where did he even come from and why pick John?

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    Our favorite stoner clown deals winds up in two different mental hospitals, starts treatment for his illnesses, and makes some new friends. He also will soon realize that he has to deal with things he long sought to leave repressed. Mostly focused on Gamzee, but other main characters are Tavros, Karkat, Vriska, and Equius.

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    Chapters:
    2/12
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    5
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    4
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    John Egbert and Dave Strider are two gems that are powerful beyond knowledge, but they both were craving affection, not the kind given by strangers but simply... love, but what would happen if the two were put on the same team? things would perhaps... collide?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    4
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    12
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    1
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    John had been looking forward to meeting Karkat for so long. But when he finally got the chance, not everything turned out the way he expected it to go.

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    1
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    an AU surrounding Davesprite, if he was Dave’s twin brother. Follow him through the course of life with his adopted family, the Lalondes, and through the struggles and triumphs of growing up and making friends while coming to terms with oneself. This is a tale of youth growing into adulthood–a tale of love, loss, and second chances.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    290
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    Reader: Be Dave ===>
    Where were you? Right. Hunter guy. Hunter guy had been stalking you for almost two weeks. It was a little freaky at first until you noticed the guy was a total noob at this. Usually you noticed him around The Veil, the club where you get all your jobs. Whenever he tried to fight, you just ollied out of there with your time-manipulation. But still he kept coming at you in the same predictable way that was clearly never going to work against someone like you. It was almost like he'd never actually gone after a hominid before.
    Hominid demon, that is. You're a demon. Why did you just clarify that in your head? Of course you know you're a demon.

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    English
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    33,086
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1868
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    At age eighteen you stop aging until you find your soulmate so you age together and live the rest of your lives together. Eridan and Kanaya don't believe they have soulmates and believe they'll live an immortal life devoid of love. Together the duo have lived centuries together and are now inseparable best friends and roommates.

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    English
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    7,176
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1044

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