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    Thinking she won't understand what he's saying and just wanting to get it off his chest, Kankri confides in Damara that he actually does want to start dating someone. Luckily, or regrettably, for him she completely understands and decides to help him find his one true love...or anyone willing to take him.

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    12,211
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    8
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    486
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    Crowley and Aziraphale are both saddled with apprentices, which seriously puts a crimp in their style (or lack thereof). Sollux became a demon because of his anger at, of all things, the mistreatment of honeybees. Eridan doesn't believe in angels despite being one himself.

    Lower Tadfield is now a mecca for witches, and the end is nigh (again). Who's to stop the Woegothics from unleashing Satan upon the world? That's right. A crack team of two angels, two demons, and some kid who likes trashy romance novels.

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    6/?
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    8
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    33
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    8
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    379
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you work at the flower shop on the corner of 6th and Merriview. The work is lame but the pay is decent and you have friends here.
    Now, if only that one dweeb-ass manchild with the prettiest eyes you've ever seen would back the fuck up for two seconds so you can sweep the damn floor.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    35
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    3
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    422
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    After Dave Strider lost his Bro in a car accident, he became mute, refusing to talk to anyone, not even himself. He moves in with his cousin Dirk and now goes to Sburb High, where he is bullied for his white hair and silence. He tries to cope but eventually turns to darker methods. After he gets physically assaulted in the hall by the usual group of asshats, he's found by a certain Vantas who, being the actual nice guy that he usually pretends not to be, takes pity on him and fixes him up in a nearby bathroom. So what happens when their relationship starts to deepen and Dave starts to feel things he doesn't believe he deserves to feel? What about when Karkat, who's usually so vulgar and venomous, finally learns that love isn't a one-sided thing for him?

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    75,662
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    41
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    133
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2078
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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.

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    70,336
    Chapters:
    67/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1357
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    Hear through the grapevine that he hang low
    We can shoot a movie, we can bang like Rambo
    Boom boom pow this thing so bingo
    Wondering if he can understand my lingo

    --Onikka Marraj, Troll poet laureate

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    27,740
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    1913
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    She could see it now: Jade stumbling into the room in her pajamas as Rose strips down to her panties. She smirked at the thought. She hadn't slept in her pajamas since she was in middle school.

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    Chapters:
    1/3
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    1
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    Amazing summer discount! Get twelve trolls for the price of ONE!!*

      *Includes two (2) psionics, one (1) animal communer, one (1) mind controller, one (1) chuckle-voodo clown cultist, one (1) ex-heiress to the throne, five (5) non-psychics with varying abilities, and one (1) mutant troll with nothing and everything to lose. Customer satisfaction not guaranteed.

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    English
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    2,188
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2111
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    Your name is Heather Jacobs, and you are Skaia High's official new kid. Now why does that sound familiar to you?

    This is an experiment in rewriting old fanfic to make a better story, complete with commentary and tips.

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    18,151
    Chapters:
    11/11
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    10
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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    English
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    166,720
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1787
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    Living and growing up on the streets is hard, especially when you're broke. Some make it out better than others, and some not so much. Especially not the Sufferer's. They have it the worse. When the Condescenders come in and make Hell a living thing for them, things get very intense and real, especially when the Condescenders' leader goes missing. Fingers get pointed at the wrong people and toes will be stepped on.

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    Chapters:
    5/30
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    11
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    11
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    1
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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

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    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    There is no such thing as a benevolent demon. Demons are Evil. There is however such thing in as a demon madly in love, unfortunately some of them are still insanely dangerous.

    Dave is adorable and in love,
    Jade is excitable, and sad...
    Dirk is insane...
    And Jake,
    Jake is just very very angry.

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    English
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    6,760
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    312
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    John the only child of a rich business man and due to how influential his father is everyone wants to get in good with his old man.
    He feels he can't trust anyone cause all anyone seems to want is to use him to get what they want.
    Then one day he ends up wandering into a starbucks where he meets a new guy in town who has no clue who he or his father is and damn does it feel good to meet someone who isn't such a kiss ass.

    Language:
    English
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    17,753
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1099
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    In the aftermath of Sburb and Sgrub, Children and trolls alike are forced to come to terms with their new lives in a world that is unaware of their sacrifice.

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    50,456
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    5
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1007
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    Your name is Dave Strider and holy hell what the fuck have you gotten yourself into?

    Mermaids, Shitty romances, and college should never exist in the same life. But fuck, You're a Strider and the laws of life don't apply to you.

    Right?

    Series
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    English
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    19,438
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1161
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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,453
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    870
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    In which Rose is a human with an abusive mother and Kanaya is a mermaid that has been watching observing her for years.

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    English
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    3,528
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    17
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    79
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    Dave likes to get on Karkat's nerves.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
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    232
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    Karkat Vantas is a Demon. He has been stalking the human, Dave Strider, for a couple of months now on his Demon Gogolgy. (Gogolgy means line of work). He starts to have some crazy kinky as fuck dreams about him and soon everyone knows. He becomes more of an outcast than usual and is forced to chose between his Demon Race and the Strider who he hates/loves.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,801
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    42

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