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    Fighting fire with fire is okay in theory but Detective-Summoner Dave L. Strider figures trying to summon corporeal demons to the mortal plane to fight other demons is likely to backfire spectacularly. Sadly for him his inner Knight gets the vapors at the thought of letting anyone else play guinea pig.

    Yup, he is totally hogging the demon. What could go wrong? (Oh no, Dave, why did you have to think that.)

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    25/?
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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    51/?
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    13
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Chapters:
    21/?
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    569
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    619
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    31533
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    Literally, It's a story where Terezi sleeps with everyone (not at the same time) and takes a piece of clothing from each of them

    Relationships added as chapters add on!

    Totally was going to change the title but its a perfect title

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    4
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have to pinch yourself to make sure Dave actually did just ask you to be his fake boyfriend.

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    2/?
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    37
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    3
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    266
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    A series of sonnets about Rose and Kanaya's relationship. Because I like writing sonnets and I like writing Rose/Kanaya.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    16
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    6
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    19
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    95
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    18
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    What a generic au. The life of the one and only Dave Strider in which he falls in love with, surprise surprise, John Egbert. My angsty rambles flooded with melodramatic reactions and far too much sarcasm

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    156,356
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    110
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    273
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    52
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    9156
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    I got the idea from Sleep (Fever Dreamless) by Jason Iscariot.
    It’s been four days since the last time you slept. Four long days, wandering aimlessly around this lab, doing absolutely nothing. The same thing you’ve been doing for just over half a sweep, about a year and a half. In all that time, what have you accomplished? You’ve spent all your time watching movies, getting angry at everything for no goddamn reason, and wishing you could make things better for yourself. But, honestly? You’re getting what you deserve.

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    1/?
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    3
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    Dave's first movie is premiering in New York, Dave and Bro both bought rings, lots of fluff and presumably some smut at some point

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    1/?
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    tbh I probably wont continue this one. It's about a mysterious person who writes about his journey through SBURB. (lol its john)

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    1/1
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    44
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    80
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    17
    Hits:
    2014
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    AU: Waiter Karkat, Modern universe- When Dave moves in with his friend, Karkat, they both start realising their feelings for each other. Fighting their demons may be harder than they thought.

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    14,854
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
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    5
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    68
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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had. Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on cherub biology.

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    26,319
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Kudos:
    6
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    The Dea al Mon are known as peerless knife-fighters. But all skills must be trained. Rose and her mother, in a Homestuck/Black Jewels fusion AU.

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    Not surprisingly, the supply of fit, sound of mind, willing siblings to pilot Jaegers is short. This is where academies designed to train new pilot candidates come in. Jade Harley, one of only 28 people to actually graduate from Pilot School in her year and be considered to pilot a Jaeger, has to learn people skills fast if she's going to be compatible enough with someone to actually pass above the other candidates and pilot a Jaeger. This isn't easy when most of her peers look down upon someone like her, who had to rely on good grades and dead parents (instead of money) to get into the academies in the first place. She tries her very best to be someone the other girls can like and maybe make a friend, but ends up getting an unexpected lesson on what companionship really means -- hopefully before the final exam!

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    23,090
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    15
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    33
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    9
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    The U.S. thought at first it was something that spread like H1N1, but something more severe brought in from another country--that it was something that could be fixed...They were so, so wrong. It became widely spread around the planet and you had to move out of Houston since the Corrupted wandered into town. That was thirty days ago.

    Thirty days and death is still new to you.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    12
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    43
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    9
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    in which dave is a free and wild soul and sets out on a cross-country journey of self discovery on a stolen motorcycle with a fake ID, inadvertently fucking up his brothers A Lot

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    6
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    2
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    "Cause I don't wanna fight no more. Even when the waves get rough. I don't wanna see the day we say we've had enough. And I don't wanna fight this war. Bullets coming off our lips. But we stick to our guns and we love like battleships."
    A new era has fallen upon Albion and its new brand of Heroes. John is at the center of it all with a troll whose come along to finally fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he wanted to be all along.

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    English
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    118,428
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1420
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    A collection of short Homestuck-based watersports stories I've written! These mostly come from askbox prompts from my tumblr.

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    English
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    3,147
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    431

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