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    Basically this is going to be a super long fic about the beta kids and trolls at Hogwarts. Yes, it is going to cover all seven years of their wizarding education. Boring stuff will be skipped, though.

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    Kanaya and Rose are both still virgins. But one night when Kanaya's wish to satisfy Rose's needs goes awry, she winds up being Rose's sex toy.

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    The world's ending, and a couple of kids lord it over small town America.

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Sgrub - complete
    Act 2: Sburb - in-progress

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    Really bad at summaries, but everyone seems to keep chanting "Negative people live negative lives!" as if they aren't by doing that being negative against the person they're directed to?
    Anyway, Red Gay (who we will call Dave Strider for less confusement) is the schools darling, every girl wants him, every boy wants to hang with him in hopes of meeting some of the girls who want him, some other boys want him.
    One of said 'other boys' is the new kid (who happens to have, in record time of one week, made himself the new nerd/punchbag/nicknamed poor soul of the school.) is John Egbert. Or John Egfart. Or John Eggbutts. Or Egdork. Or Egdumb. Yeah that really made the nicknamed alas worth something.

    ((long story short, blue gay has to move from his original home to a different place (Houston i guess) and finds himself feeling very under the weather (wink wink windy weather). Blue gay meets Red gay when he asks for a pencil (original right) in the most husky and sly hoarse voice that literally made him drop the pen he was holding out for the other colorful gay.
    Red gay cannot stop thinking of him. He definitely falls for him. Real hard. Needless to say, he kept that pencil.

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    It's hard, raising a kid on your own in a world where your skin doesn't fit quite right, where you have dreams of another place and time, where you swear you don't belong. It's hard, and nobody understands. Well. Almost nobody.

    Featuring Strilonde shenanigans in a post-game universe.

    This story is a sequel to/takes place concurrently with Neverwere. Can be read separately, or see Notes for an option to read both stories at once with the chapters interleaved in chronological order.

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    11/30
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    Your name is John Egbert and holy hell what the fuck have you gotten yourself into?!

    You KNOW Humans are bad news, you KNOW that if you get caught talking to one, you're pretty much dead, but you can't help it!

    They're...just so interesting! And Hot. Like, WARM. Not like you're attracted to them or anything. Pssshhhh. Nope.

    ...

    Shit.

     

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    Chapters:
    5/10
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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.

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    Chapters:
    75/?
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    John the only child of a rich business man and due to how influential his father is everyone wants to get in good with his old man.
    He feels he can't trust anyone cause all anyone seems to want is to use him to get what they want.
    Then one day he ends up wandering into a starbucks where he meets a new guy in town who has no clue who he or his father is and damn does it feel good to meet someone who isn't such a kiss ass.

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    16/?
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    Kinkmeme prompt that included a lot of worldbuilding- the AU setting is quite fantastical and takes place in the city, where humans trolls and dersite carapaces co-exist in their quarters. A weak mutant troll slave is bought by the lady of the Rose House, and so falls into the complex plotting and intrigue between the human noble houses.

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    15/?
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    Karkat Vantas is an unsociable kid. His best friends brother is coming to visit and Karkat doesn't quite understand his feelings for him until it is time for the boy to leave and return home. What feelings will they be? Well I haven't decided yet eheheh :33

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    3/?
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    You have no idea how you ended up in this time period but apparently it's 1879 in London, England and your only help in this time period, or alternate reality, is a guy who looks just like your best bro/boyfriend.

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    6/?
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    Dicks everywhere, Rose had decided to grab onto the biggest one she could find.

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    Continuation of Little Talks

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    "And you want to forget the way he’d tease you with that stupid smirk over a grainy webcam image at three o’clock in the morning, and you want to forget the way you felt as you drug yourself through the school day; half asleep but satisfied that you were in your sluggish state because you’d wasted half a night talking about something you didn't even remember with your dumbass boyfriend who lived a thousand miles away."

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    Kankri has just moved in and has to go to a whole new school. Everything is practically normal in his new high school, oddly meeting other people rather quickly. His friend Porrim introduces him to people. Due to him speaking rather a lot. Makes some problems. until he finds a tall fellow. Suddenly falling in love with him. You know what they say, 'love at first sight'.

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    "Cause I don't wanna fight no more. Even when the waves get rough. I don't wanna see the day we say we've had enough. And I don't wanna fight this war. Bullets coming off our lips. But we stick to our guns and we love like battleships."
    A new era has fallen upon Albion and its new brand of Heroes. John is at the center of it all with a troll whose come along to finally fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he wanted to be all along.

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    11/?
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    It is Dave's 19th birthday and he decides to spend it by getting fake id's with his friends to go clubbing. Dave's older brother, Dirk, decides he doesn't have to stay in when he could also be out having drinks with friends, so he grabs them and goes to a gay club. Dirk gets completely wasted and fools around a bit with a younger sexy looking man on the dance floor who invites him back to his motel room. Drunken mishaps ensue which ultimately lead to quite possibly the worst mistake he's ever made in his entire life. Conflicted feelings, denial, and slow build are to follow.

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    The thing about mirror shades is they are annoying as FUCKING HELL to try and figure out, the eyes behind them are so much more interesting than my pale gray skin and flashing hands. My nervous blush doesn't look good in them either.
    I’m getting ahead of myself again.
    Love, Loss, Lust, Drugs, Disability, Dave. Sometimes there's too much on a young troll's plate and Drastic decisions are called for.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are about to meet the love of your life in the most unlikely place.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    12
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    26
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    2
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