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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    40/?
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    Don't do things because others want you to. Resist them and fight.

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    5/5
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    On the first day of Christmas, RealityEngineer gave to me: Sex with gh0sts in a cemetary! 0.0

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    9/13
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas. Since your all of your family has either died, was killed, or just up and left, you have been an orphan who was adopted by the infamous "problem sleuth" Spades Slick, and his lovely wife Ms.Paint. You soon begin to attend Huss High witch is hell on earth. You met a couple of your online "friends" there so it isn't that bad. Totally side tracking the bullying and all the death traps set up around the school. Then you meet a sexy tall ass white haired Texas douche named Dave fucking Strider. Will this be the best romance you've ever heard about? FUCK NO, but all though things start of kind of off between- what am I saying you and Stridick start out horribly. Yet you still get together and for once in your life you feel truly...happy.

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    Your name is Mituna Captor, although your true name hardly matters anymore because to most you're simply the Helmsman.

    Your name is Jontan Egbert and you tried to make a change, but you failed. Now your close friend is dead, tortured because her blood was too bright a red. Now you're being wired into the ship of the Condesce herself, even though she already has a Helmsman.

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    1/?
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    1
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    The game is won, and the world is new. The humans and the trolls are all reborn.

    Their memories take some time to trickle back. Some of the players were more fortunate than others in their rebirth. But as they begin to regain their powers from sburb, they learn that there are people out there that want to exploit them, and its only a matter of time before one of them trips up and gets caught.

    Of course, all of this would be ten times easier if they hadn't been born halfway across the world from each other.

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    3/?
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    A scream echoes in your ears, and your head snaps in the direction of the voice. Your eyes go wide and a single name echoes in your head, before you tear down the hall to find the source.

    John.

    ~*~

    AU where John and Jake are half-brothers and where Jake will do anything to protect his younger brother. There is no Sburb/Sgrub session, and human AU, so if/when there’s mention of the trolls, they’ll be human.

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    2/?
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    2
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    Meenah Peixes comes into power over the whole universe. No one's sure why but it's a pretty good excuse to write smut with the vaguest underpinnings of plot.

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    10/?
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    There comes a certain amount of complication to life when the world descends into a zombie apocalypse, but you certainly didn't sign up for watching your best friend die. When Jake is bitten it changes the course of you and your friends mission for survival, now you have to do it with a zombie in tow. Bad situations get worse however while compensating for Jake's new disposition, and when you begin to learn the true caliber of the pandemic and it's consequences while balancing demands from your past, you begin to wonder what it is that you're hoping for.

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    Au where Vriska is OP.

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    Homestuck AU. Games over - sort of. Vriska travels through time to save all of her friends, but at the end of all the timelines, she ends up ‘dead’, later to be revived by Lord English for another round of time travel. This game ends only when Vriska survives until her birthday October 25th, she forfeits, or she loses by running out of time. Everytime she travels through time, she forgets stuff, and she gets fewer days in the next jump.

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    33/?
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    37
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    10
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    Karkat assumes the role of the signless, hoping to succeed where he failed. Along the path to the final battle, the trolls encounter the humans, a species not even considered intelligent. Until now.

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    12/?
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    In which John sucks royally at organic chemistry, Dave's roommate gets some, banter is exchanged, and a crush is born.

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    Chapters:
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    Dave gets a tamagotchi.

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    5/?
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    Literally, It's a story where Terezi sleeps with everyone (not at the same time) and takes a piece of clothing from each of them

    Relationships added as chapters add on!

    Totally was going to change the title but its a perfect title

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    12/?
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    What it says on the tin.

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    2/?
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    Rose and Kanaya go to a party, but leave early.

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    There has always been a recurring phrase throughout my life. The phrase used to confuse me when I was younger.

    Sit like a lady.

    Reason number one: What did it mean to sit like a lady? How does one differentiate male and female sitting?

    Reason number two: Why was I the one being told this?

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    6/?
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    “Jackpot.” Dave almost purrs and you blink. He's kneeling in front of your closet.

    “Guess what, if you wanna hide your wanking material you should put it in a zip lock bag.” he chuckles and you jump up from the bed in time to see Dave effortlessly fishing a magazine out from under a bunch of rolled up socks in an open drawer. He holds it away from himself pinching a corner with two fingers.

    “Tadaa~!” you pale a little in horror, staring into his smug face, your wide open mouth and eyes reflected in his shades.

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    Chapters:
    3/10
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    You’re kind of a scrooge and it’s up to me to show you the true meaning of holiday spirit hallmark movie style....or not.

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    1/4
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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

    Language:
    English
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    378,583
    Chapters:
    68/?
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    4980

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