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    They’ve told you never to play games or make deals, but you’ve always been in favor of flying too close to the sun just to feel its heat.

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    In which Rose and Terezi are Seers that remember too much and too little. Or, the meteor after John and Terezi save Vriska.

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    Music is defined as vocal or instrumental sounds (or both) combined in such a way as to produce beauty of form, harmony, and expression of emotion.
    The Sound of Silence takes place in a world where finding your sound is harder than you think, and sharing that sound with someone else is damn near impossible.

     

    An Aradia Megido/Jade Harley Homestuck Fanfiction written as a Musical. Enjoy.

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    One ex-Legislacerator Terezi Pyrope requires a place to lie low for some indeterminable amount of time.
    Consulting detective Rose Lalonde is happy to oblige.

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    Your name is Vriska Serket. You work at Starbucks.
    That's honestly the least of your problems.

    90 years ago, other things happened. They were arguably worse.

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    Vriska meets a lot of girls and falls in lesbian love. Meanwhile, her great grandmother from the prohibition era kills some people.

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    TT: I realize the importance of passing on knowledge of these events, as they were a critical piece of the narrative that has lead us all to where we are today.
    TT: However, despite this, I am still loathe to revisit what was certainly one of the worst experiences of my life.
    GC: COM3 ON, 1 W4SN’T TH4T B4D
    GC: >; ]

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    Literally, It's a story where Terezi sleeps with everyone (not at the same time) and takes a piece of clothing from each of them

    Relationships added as chapters add on!

    Totally was going to change the title but its a perfect title

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    Halloween parties are fun, so why not throw one to spice up the meteor trip?

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    ROSE: In any case, I’ll bid Mr. Nitram and his offering good day and suggest he return when you’re feeling less poorly.
    TEREZI: W41T
    TEREZI: YOU D1DN’T S4Y H3 H4D 4N OFF3R1NG
    ROSE: Would I have woken you within twenty-four hours of a Megido party for anything less than blood, O mighty bearer of the green card of my soul?

    In which Rose and Terezi navigate the pitfalls of binding one's life and power to another, featuring some kind of janky Noragami AU, Kankri Vantas's bubble butt, consent issues, texts from Dave Strider, cruelty towards weeaboos, a whole lotta Vriska Talk, pesto, one Fake Marriage, and gods who mostly do nothing but fuck around, actually.

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    TT: What are the hypothetical parameters? Standard tournament rules?
    GC: W3’LL M4K3 TH1S 4N 34SY G4M3!
    GC: FOUR STOCK. ONLY 1T3M 1S TH3 SM4SH B4LL.
    TT: Final destination?
    GC: YOUR3 ON.

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    The circles lit beneath her, throwing sharp light into the hovering space above it. It seemed absurd to do this -- something out of vintage cinema. The grandiose suited the pair of them though, and no other method seemed as well suited. Rose was doing her best to channel Esther Quek - standing in sharply tailored attire befitting a court-room. The pale lavender suit offset her darker complexion nicely, the lines of the garment severe and confident. It was not ostentatious enough for the Cruelest Bar, but it suited her.

    Stretching herself physically and mentally Rose extended into the neverwhen. If Terezi chose not to return, it would be a conscious decision made outside of duress.

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    Beyond the haze of political intrigue, etheric ability, and romantic drama, Terezi Pyrope is - and will always be - a dedicated, uncompromising Legislacerator. No cultist is going to change or challenge that... Or so she thinks, until Rose Lalonde, Earth's most revered Seer, mistakenly ends up on her ship during an unauthorized mission.

    These two Seers have more in common than they'd like to admit, but discovering that is not going to be easy.

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    Terezi's pet human gets fed up with her embarrassing displays of affection, and decides to flip things around.

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    The fact that Vriska was a ghost had never been a secret. Terezi asked her how it had happened, once when she was seven. She had been lying awake in the bed, covered by that same teal and red comforter, and Vriska, perched at the foot of the bed, hadn’t said anything.

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    Agent Terezi Pyrope has just received her new assignment: assist the eccentric Agent Rose Lalonde on her investigations and write field reports documenting their findings.

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    It doesn't matter how long and insistent her showers are, she can't seem to remove the feeling of his cold fingers from his skin. She can't manage to wash his metallic taste from her mouth or the feeling of shame from her clothes. As she crawls into the pile with Karkat that night, she knows that she shouldn't have done anything. She shouldn't have done anything with Gamzee because he has made her filthy and now, there's no way she can ever be clean again. No matter how many times she washes herself, no matter how many times she scrubs her hands until they're raw, the feeling of his hands doesn't go away.

    During their next therapy session, Rose seems to sense that something is wrong. She inspects Terezi's hands, her skin, and asks how she managed to rub it so raw. Troll skin, she says, is incredibly tough. It shouldn't be damaged at all.

    "I really hope you haven't changed your coping mechanism to replace your eyeball-touching because trust me, ritualistic hand washing is just as bad if not worse." Rose tells her and Terezi shakes her head because it's nothing to do with her disorder. This is to do with the dirt that's crept over her skin, the filth Gamzee left there, and her fruitless attempts to remove it.

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    "Lusii don't normally "raise" trolls. They more just make sure that you don't die. That's only sometimes too because both Feferi's and Vriska's lusii could have easily eaten them if they weren't careful." Her eyes are bothering her: like an itch she can't scratch, "But no, Dragonmom never got round to hatching. We could still communicate though. She was very cool."

    "You call her "Dragonmom"?" Rose chuckles, "That's quite... Sweet."

    "Careful, Lalonde, don't drift into pale territory." Terezi grins, "This is a purely professional relationship, don't forget. Client-therapist, remember?" She taps the side of her nose, "I know I'm pitiful but damn, girl, lay off the flirting."

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    TT: My understanding is that auspisticism, as a conciliatory quadrant, is not, in human terms, at least, a sexual relationship.
    TT: As such, I would like you to expound on the nature and meaning of our makeout sessions.

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    Rose slips her hands from Terezi's face and says, "I thought we were going to go save him."

    It takes Sollux a second. His face crumbles from cold rage into a more messy, frantic despair. "Oh, fuck."

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    It’s not like friendly antagonism is some kind of huge anomaly for you. You’re Dave fucking Strider, and you expect the people around you to pick up on how you roll so you don’t have to sit down and explain it like some kind of asshole, hey, I know I talk a lot of shit but that’s just because I have to cope with spending so much time around your ugly mug, okay? No romo. Ha ha.

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