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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
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    277
    Bookmarks:
    51
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas. You’re 19 years old with homosexual tendencies and you work in a shitty coffee shop, living on a diet of mostly sandwiches and your best friends’ foul cupcakes. You’re currently under extreme interrogation.
    Beside you is your friend Eridan Ampora, also under interrogation. He’s taking it worse than you, all hunched over and his face nearly completely buried into his scarf as he stares at the floor. Why is he even wearing a scarf indoors? He looks absolutely ridiculous. You mentally try to calculate the amount of times you’ve actually seen his neck. It falters below double digits. You’re broken out of your own moronic thoughts by a harsh, cold voice, snapping for attention.
    “Eridan Ampora. Why do you not want to attend this hella tight October 31st party with us?” Dave Strider asks, body practically bent at a 90 degree angle as he places his hands on his hips and looms over you both. His brows knit together over the shades he has covering his eyes. You wish you could say he’s put them on for his role of chief interrogator but no, this great asshole wears them all the time, even when its dark. What a dick.

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    6,675
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    212
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    You shouldn't have suggested he come to your house to escape the flooding. You should've told him there were plenty of places he could've taken refuge at, plenty of people who would've taken him in temporarily. Instead, you invited him to your house, like the nice (but stupid) person you are, and he's different in person.

    He smokes. He's tall. He's, excuse your french, fucking hot. His hair is blonder than it was in the one crappy selfie you'd seen. He has a twang in his voice. He has freckles, a momentous amount. He does wear sunglasses all of the time. His skin is pale. And yes, he definitely wants to court you.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    "Excuse me, my shower is broken and the goddamn matinance is not picking up. I need to go to school and is it OK if I use yours?"

    You are JOHN EGBERT and your neighbor is asking if he can use your shower. Why.

    Language:
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    2,254
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    216
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    I end up writing little drabbles almost nightly, figured I should probably post them. AUs and ships all over the place. Writing quality not guaranteed. XD

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    Chapters:
    55/55
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    Your name is Sollux Captor. And the girl sitting across the table from you and checking her reflection in her empty wineglass is Eridan Ampora. Someone who you never thought would be sitting with you in semi-fancy restaurant. On a date that you were somehow conned into paying for. This is the day that would seal your fate. This is the day you started a relationship with the most selfish, arrogant, needy, emotionally unstable girl you’d ever met.

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    English
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    13,125
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    490
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    They say that each persons life has a unique track for every moment. Combined with the track of your friends life's, you would get one amazing soundtrack.
    It's a good thing Karkat Vantas can write the lyrics to all of the songs. It's a good thing Dave Strider can sing them all. And sure, let's add John and Terezi to the mix so they can make the beats.
    With music and "with a little help from your friends" things can get better.

    Updated!: A friend told me a big chunk of the text was missing so I had to add it again. Sorry for the inconvenience :(

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    Chapters:
    2/10
    Kudos:
    16
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    152
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    You are not a witch.
    You are not a witch.
    You are not a witch.
    But are you completely sure of that?
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    A Rosemary fic set in 1700's Salem. This soup includes: witches, accusations, darkness, death, and your average dosage of gay.
    Aight, probably more than average.

    Language:
    English
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    5,132
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    137
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    Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas weren’t always the best of friends. That’s a given, considering Karkat lived in suburban Pennsylvania and Dave lived in Texas. But through the power of the Internet and the Sburb Wiki community, they ignite a friendship that lasts years, withstanding hardship, sexuality, gender identity, and much more.

    Features many pairings and characters. Pairings will be added over time so as to not spoil the story.

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    8,107
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    579
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    In which a boy tries to prove his love to his matesprite, while said matesprite has no idea what is going on.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    690
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    Typical kid/troll college AU fic, with davekat being the central theme. Everything is told through their perspectives. Many ships fly. Many ships sink. It's a long road. We enter the story the first weekend of freshmen year, before Dave and Karkat meet. If you're looking for slow buildup, this is your game.

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    English
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    63,643
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1161
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    Finals are finally over and Dave and John (Rose and Kanaya too) all go to this cute diner. Dave and John get served by an angry little in the closet albino and Dave figures out that if he keeps on stuttering John's going to notice sooner or later...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,448
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    153
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER. You were THIRTEEN years old.

    You enjoy THE DESERT SAND BRUSHING AGAINST YOUR FACE AS IF SAND WERE IRONY INCARNATE.

    The Homestuck kids get shipped to Night Vale: hilarity, angst, terror, sexy times. Tags will update. Everybody is coming eventually, they just need to get through all the foreboding, feels and dubious spell casting first.

    Prequel: Here

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    10,344
    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    207
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    Your name is JOHN CROCKER and it sometimes you like to STARE at the STARS.

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    English
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    38,974
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1416
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    Meenah Peixes comes into power over the whole universe. No one's sure why but it's a pretty good excuse to write smut with the vaguest underpinnings of plot.

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    35,071
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2778
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    Here we have another teen angst-filled sob story of a teenage boy with too much time on his hands and more suitors than hours in the day. You could read this out of curiosity or perhaps boredom, maybe even because you've run right out of angsty teenagers and their romantic escapades in your bookmark folder. Either way, I'm sure there'll be a witty one-liner or two to keep you interested.

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    5,105
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    285
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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,204
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    116
    Kudos:
    258
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2063
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    Random humanstuck adventures of the beta and alpha gang. Might have vague smut.

    Language:
    English
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    5,655
    Chapters:
    11/26
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    556
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,155,380
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    884
    Kudos:
    929
    Bookmarks:
    197
    Hits:
    49370
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    John thinks that everything in his life is going perfect right now. Till... well, he makes a big mistake and creates a little Karkat who also happens to look like Dave... Oh wait.

    UPDATE Name changed from "Here... have a son"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,966
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1291

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