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    You never understood why mom was so upset with you, you never understood dad avoided you. The very least you did was try, but apparently it had not worked. This caused your bright blue sky, to boil and dry.

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    11/?
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

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    20/?
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    25
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    Legacies aren’t something people down below have to deal with. Eridan Ampora’s involves security and Angels; Feferi Peixes must decide if she’s ever going to return to her mother’s horrid genetic modification company. As they both run from responsibility and stay away from all who knew them before, they meet the Vantases and Maryams—their crazy neighbors in the apartment upstairs—who may end up dragging them (plus the rest of the fucked up civilization they live in) into a revolution.

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    19/?
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    22
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    120
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    30
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    It's been six years since Karkat's parents died-murdered in cold blood. He would have lost his life that night, but he was saved by a mysterious boy with strange powers. He never forgot about him. Now, a new kid moved into town and has become Karkat's friend. Something seems...weird about him, but Karkat isn't sure what.

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    33/34
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    134
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    9
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    Roxy Lalonde has an obsession with frozen yogurt. The only thing better than frozen yogurt is cats. Luckily for her, her best friend happens to own the best froyo place in town.
    Calliope is new to town. Her brother has convinced her to go to a stupid street faire in a place she doesn't like while it rains. She only enters the frozen yogurt shop because she's hungry and wants to get out of the rain.
    And then Calliope meets a girl named Roxy.
    They both like frozen yogurt a good deal more than they did after they meet each other.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    58
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    119
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    15
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    1241
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    Ты встречаешь древнюю девушку, одна кожа да кости, которая толкает тебя в свой умирающий звёздный мир.

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    Русский
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    Thirteen years ago, found abandoned and without a memory but his name, a small boy was taken into the Maryams' care.

    Karkat Vantas has had many a nightmare since he was found that day. Every time, it was the same in the sense that he always ended up drowning one way or another. He often ponders why it is he has these dreams.

    That is...until a certain red eyed creature from deep below the ocean offers to show him.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    48
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    144
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    18
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    And so it was the day that Karkat Vantas was set to die.

    At exactly 11:45 this night Karkat Vantas will simply stop breathing.

    His death will be peaceful, and covered in baloney.

     

    And it will only be the beginning.

    Because this tiny, old, baloney-covered man has a very long journey to take.

    And a very special man to find.

    Character study of the life of Karkat Vantas. Deals with tragedy, love, grief and forgiveness as Karkat travels through the spirit world looking for John. To find John he has to cross over, and to do that he has to forgive the people that hurt him when he was alive.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    13
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    Dirk runs a tattoo parlour and just fired his piercer, Karkat, and needs to hire a new one. To his luck, a brown haired young man with glasses comes in looking for the job.

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    1/?
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    Karkat doesn't die, and he doesn't go to the "after life" with the rest of his friends like he is supposed to.

    Instead he has a completely intact if painful body, and is in the middle of f***ing nowhere.

    He then does some stupid things and loses his entire self, but, who says he may not come to appreciate the new him? The tale, the adventure.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    6
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    30
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    2
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    Dave's slowly adjusting to college life, Rose is a mess, Dirk's happier than ever, and Roxy's back to climbing the corporate ladder.

    Things are rapidly changing for everyone and in true Strider-Lalonde fashion, no one remembered to strap themselves in for the ride.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    59
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    57
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    1
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    Your name is John Egbert and you don't think you've ever been more down in your life.

    Because of your dads baking industry kicking off unbelievably well he decided to take you from the lovely suburbs of Washington to the bustling city of LA.

    Granted your dad being the loving caring father he is sent you to a pretty small private school, but that just meant more people knew eachother and for longer times and let's just say not everyone was in favor of the new kid showing up.

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    English
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    50,208
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    43
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    97
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    13
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    It's been five years since the end of the game. Everything's going fucking splendid, minus the few hitches in the production of the second Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff movie. Everything feels normal.

    Then, a dead Dave signals what could easily be the end of the world.

     

    Or:

    Everything gets fucked really quickly and the kids, now in their mid twenties, have to play another game. Gross.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    17
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    26
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    6
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    These were all requests on my tumblr that I've grown fond of. Mostly DirkJake, but other pairings as well!

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    Chapters:
    38/?
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    7
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    87
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    10
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    The meteor crew post-retcon engage in a very high profile game of Truth or Dare, one they collectively promise to never speak of again thereafter.

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    3/?
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    8
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    John is a hairdresser, he had a regular customer that comes in every Tuesday at three. His name is Strider, he has incredibly soft blond hair and is very mysterious. Where did he even come from and why pick John?

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    3/?
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    12
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    John Egbert and Dave Strider are two gems that are powerful beyond knowledge, but they both were craving affection, not the kind given by strangers but simply... love, but what would happen if the two were put on the same team? things would perhaps... collide?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
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    12
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    1
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    Reader: Be Dave ===>
    Where were you? Right. Hunter guy. Hunter guy had been stalking you for almost two weeks. It was a little freaky at first until you noticed the guy was a total noob at this. Usually you noticed him around The Veil, the club where you get all your jobs. Whenever he tried to fight, you just ollied out of there with your time-manipulation. But still he kept coming at you in the same predictable way that was clearly never going to work against someone like you. It was almost like he'd never actually gone after a hominid before.
    Hominid demon, that is. You're a demon. Why did you just clarify that in your head? Of course you know you're a demon.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    44
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    190
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    1889
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    At age eighteen you stop aging until you find your soulmate so you age together and live the rest of your lives together. Eridan and Kanaya don't believe they have soulmates and believe they'll live an immortal life devoid of love. Together the duo have lived centuries together and are now inseparable best friends and roommates.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    84
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    12
    Hits:
    1060
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    Basically everyone works at Disney and no one dies.

    Dave Strider is a twenty-something year old living in Orlando and working at Disney. The "Happiest Place on Earth" is pretty boring, until one John Egbert makes work a hell of a lot more exciting.

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    English
    Words:
    2,213
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    218

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