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    This dream you have almost every night is really getting on your nerves.

     

    IM SORRY YOU GUYS, I CLICKED POST INSTEAD OF EDIT BECAUSE IM SUCH A DUMB

    PLEASE WAIT JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE UNTIL THE OFFICIAL RELEASE

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    1/?
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    TG: goddammit rose no have you learned nothing
    TG: we do not get jiggy with the weird clowns
    TG: we do not ride in the clown car rose that clown car is coming down the street all tiny and shit and brightly painted and its full of evil

    In the aftermath of the game, Rose Lalonde finds herself exploring hobbies, places, people she may not have otherwise had the chance to consider. Playing pitch with Kanaya for the sake of psychology had been one thing. This was very, very different.

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    5
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    Sakura Jaypop is a troll w a luv 4 anime and her bff like anime 2. she has a big crush on karkat but she dont know of he like her back. also she has to save the world b4 its destroeoed. will karkat ever luv sakura!???2??2???? will her and her friends save da world????? read this fic to find out!1!1!!!1!111

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    8/?
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    18
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    32
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    Karkat Vantas tries to live a normal life of being a paranormal creature, but of course he fails horribly when he meets a creature like him. Now after meeting Dave Strider, and other creatures for the first time in his life, there is absolutely no way he can go back to attempt anything normal. Also, he must keep a secret that could cost him his very existence if it were revealed.

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    11/?
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    16
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    76
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    11
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    Rose Lalonde always feared she would not amount to much, only to truly amount to less than that.

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    This is a non suburb sadstuck that features eating disorders and triggering topics. I do not think eating disorders are romantic or glamorous if you suffer from one seek help. But regardless enjoy.

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    1/1
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    Rose is a scene kid who doesn't know what he wants, Kanaya is a lesbian who pretends she's a vampire, and Vriska isn't like other girls who is convinced boys think bisexuals are hot.

    What could go wrong?

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    12
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    23
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    1
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    265
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    Just a tiny oneshot. Kanaya trying to study but this is difficult when Rose is around.

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    168
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    1/1
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    5
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    ORIGINALLY TITLED:
    In which Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas are Bored as Hell and Eventually Grow Close to Each Other in Multiple Ways

    Karkat wants nothing more then to be entertained, Dave can supply that entertainment.

    A story of friendship turned crush between my favorite dorks.

    Act one: complete
    Intermission one: complete
    Act two: complete
    Intermission two: complete
    Act three: in progress

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    74/?
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    782
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    105
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    The timeless romance of John Egbert and Dave Strider, told through one hundred 1,000-word snippets.

    Based on this (http://p0ck3tf0x.tumblr.com/post/98502010026/one-hundred-ways-to-say-i-love-you) which I have been saving for years to write a johndave fic.

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    13/?
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    38
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    54
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    8
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    This is a world were everyone are fairies. There are a lot of ship ad I am bad at summaries.

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    5/?
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    1/1
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    Ascending to godhood as an instant cure for trauma and interpersonal problems: 0/10 would not recommend.

    Meanwhile, back in the Veil, the rules are changing.

    (the new universe did not come with directions)

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    3/?
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    You watch me
    Just watch me
    I'm calling
    And one day all will know

    You'd think that a music major and an art major could share a bathroom for a year without turning it into the world's biggest clusterfuck, wouldn't you?

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    6/?
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    21
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    64
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    9
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    You can assume your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are suffering from memory loss after falling down the stairs. What is this rapid heart beat? Who's causing it? The Scripts we're published, finally. I had them done, but thought I already did.

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    Chapters:
    68/?
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    1
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    Living underground is hard enough as it is. But Karkat Vantas, aka the most unlucky person who has ever lived, has it worse. He’s living underground with John Egbert.
It’s not as bad as it sounds. Karkat steers away from his as much as he can, spending the majority of his time in training or in his quarters. He’s fine. It’s fine.

    But, all because of one fucked-up prank, Karkat’s bad luck is off the charts. He’s found himself breaking Rule Number One, and now he’s stuck outside in a post apocalyptic wasteland (there’s a reason they live underground, goddamn it) with only one person. John-goddamn-Egbert.

    Unwillingly, Karkat finds himself leading John to the only refuge there is. Along the way, they find out that things aren't always as they seem, and maybe, just maybe, they weren't the only survivors after all.

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    9/?
    Comments:
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    3
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    John Egbert has never been anything special. His mother made sure of that. He's never had a friend-his mother made sure of that too.
    The only thing he had to keep him going was his favourite book, Inkstuck.
    Through the years, he's fallen in love with the hero of the novel-Dave Strider-and admired Rose Lalonde, the author.
    His mother hates the book, hates John even more.

    So when she asks him to read out loud for her, he's kind of puzzled.
    He's even more puzzled when he reads Dave Strider out of the book, as well as the notorious Usurper King-Jack Noir.

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    26,440
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    41
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    93
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    7
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    A virtual reality video game gone horribly wrong. Timelines through universes connected by a terrible presence posed to send all to oblivion in a swirl of darkness. An anomaly tied to an innocent soul.

    The players of SGRUB have figured out that something strange is going on with their session. Beings called humans are connecting to them, from universes in the future. The timeline is doomed, but not crumbling into mass murder and psychotic chaos. It's possible that they do in fact have a second chance at not only succeeding at the game, but also in destroying the virus that's attacking everything. But even with bonds starting to crumble, they can be repaired and held tightly, made to be stronger than ever. And with the success of each bond, the conclusion of each time loop or quest and confrontation with a Denizen, the chances of defeating the darkness grow stronger than ever.

    Karkat Vantas swore when the game began to keep his friends safe. But even as he leads his friends to the light, what he doesn't realize is that the closer to light they come, the greater their shadows grow...

    Don't be afraid, for you are the one who will open the door.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
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    basically davekat in a nutshell its good this is not a joke

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    42
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    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    610
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    After a certain incident with one of his splinters, Jade's got a thing against Dave. And Dave being Dave, he's actively seeking out a way to redeem himself.

    Includes disposing of bodies, Starbucks, hangovers, and just a ton of messing around.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    5
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    47
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    Kanaya tries to bake chocolate chip cookies for herself and Rose, but goes crazy with free will. Shameless, self-indulgent Rosemary fluff. One-shot.

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    English
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    1,195
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
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    68

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