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    When John Egbert finds a forgotten photo album on the bus full of beautiful snapshots of a mysterious woman in red sunglasses, he embarks on a mission to find the owner of the photographs - and the brilliant photographer who took them - that will change the course of his life in ways he never could have imagined.
    Rating bumped to M for later chapters.

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    26/?
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    341
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    SBURB is just an mmorpg in this universe and the kids the players. They're beta testing it and lucky for them this doesn't destroy the universe

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    "Why do my dates go so wroooong!" John moaned, flopping onto the end of Dave's bed. Dave's eyebrows had sky-rocketed, lost in his hairline forever. "It'd be nice if I could have one date, you know?"

    Dave knew. And Dave said nothing.

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:45am --

    TT: Would I be correct in saying John's 'friend'ship isn't exactly what you want?
    TG: no
    TG: maybe
    TG: shut up rose

    ~

    John finds it hard to date. Dave finds love confessions hard. But when John's birthday rolls around, and Dave is having trouble finding a present - he comes up with a great idea that maybe doesn't benefit him at all. In the slightest. John will be happy, and Dave will be miserable, but as long as he likes his present, why does it matter?

    Typical college kids doing typical college things. Dating, cute boys being adorable and a lot of heartache in between. The one that actually doesn't have DaveJohn in the way you're hoping.

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    2/?
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    15
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    1
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    The Game ends, two trolls and five of the kids are still alive, and the game hasn't rerest like they thought it would.
    But when the War ship John spent three years on appears and apparently has a plan, it turns out that everything isn't over just yet.

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    9/?
    Comments:
    11
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    8
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    1
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    223
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    John just received his TiMER and he has about two months before he meets his soulmate. His best friend is a boy named Dave who has a blank TiMER and may or may not want a piece of the Egbert cake...too bad Bro kinda has dibbs

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    7/?
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    19
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    65
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    6
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    Three weeks ago, a handful of people received a mysterious package in the mail.

    SBURB.

    It was a harmless-looking game in an inconspicuous manilla envelope. Each envelope was marked plainly, bearing the usual name and address. In fact, the only strange thing about any of these packets was that none of them came with return addresses.

    Two weeks ago, a few people actually began to play the game.

    Four days ago, a somewhat peculiar boy by the name of Eren Jaeger began to play the game. This prompted two of Eren’s closest friends to follow him into the game, prompting the end of the world and sending all the players to The Medium.

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    5/?
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    A girl named Allie Green goes on adventures in the Homestuck universe, while exploring how people can be so bitchy at the same time.

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    7/?
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    4
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    Karter Vantas had always been so sure that soulmates came in pairs of two. Surely, his other half had to be Gavin Makara, his childhood best friend. They were obviously meant to be, the same way that Karter's old brother Kevin was meant to be with Rimma, his high school sweetheart and wife-to-be. That's what he wrote in his best man's speech six months ago, anyway.

    And then Jade Harley, John's exotic, intelligent, personable cousin moved into town, and beyond rewriting his speech, Karter now has a secret he has to keep until the end of the wedding, or risk ruining his brother's special day.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    354
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    476
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    118
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    The kids are stranded on a mysterious island. The island's inhabitants are other people who were shipwrecked months ago - but the island has already taken it's toll on some of them.

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    1/?
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    3
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    Vriska takes John on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir and then things get complicated.

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    20/?
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    32
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    6
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    1143
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    Dave is smitten, John is oblivious, and Rose is contemplating taking a knife to her brother's throat in his sleep and using his not-so-virgin blood as a sacrifice to the cruel god who landed her in the middle of this mess. Unfortunately, her studies do not require a re-enactment of Shakesperian tragedy, and that guy was kind of an asshole anyway.

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    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    13
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    1
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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Series
    • Part 1 of C&V
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    51,340
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    16/?
    Comments:
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    220
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    35
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    4088
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    People say when you meet your soulmate, it's immediately clear: you are filled with a sense of joy and love and rightness that you have never felt before. Most people don't have to put up with as much bullshit as Dave Strider. [Based off of this post: http://kenezbian.tumblr.com/post/83532261235]

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    41,542
    Chapters:
    8/12
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    8 Trolls seek freedom from the Empire, by taking shelter on a meteorite with 12 other trolls. Mihue however seeks her father and the completion of the game. Only to find non of them can have what they want.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Sequel to Oh, Baby, which is, in turn, a sequel to I'd Only Choose You. Trolls capable of natural reproduction here.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,820
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    749
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    "Welcome to Sburb Institution, where the staff are even crazier then the patients and everyone's fucking everyone else."

     

     

    Your name is Eridan Ampora and you are almost positive the universe hates you.

     

    Your name is John Egbert and nurses can be male too!

     

    Your name is Rose Lalonde and you are having an affair with three of your best friends, at the same time.

     

    Your name is Sollux Captor and holy shit is your new roommate a dick.

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    English
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    2,231
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
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    3
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    A bounty hunter’s job is not easy with anything and everything trying to kill you for that one thing that every Tom, Dick, and Harry wants to get their hands on. Don’t forget a sister with four, adopted off the street, pups that worry too much. But he's got news for you subpar bounty hunters; he's gonna kill two birds with one stone: catch a Horrorterror and leave Alternia for good.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    23,063
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    16
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    33
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    10
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