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    Karkat-
    Abused, depressed, self-depreciative, curse-happy, bullied, incredibly kind and sensitive, and miserable, as well as self-sacrificing. When his brother Kankri, the only nice one in his family is killed by being beaten to death, he's finally ready to jump. But when he tries... some asshole decides to 'save' him?!
    Dave-
    Rich, happy, egotistical asshole, stoic, a nice person and a terrible rapper. When he goes for a walk l8 one night, he's looking for some fresh air- not a front-row seat to some kid who's ungodly pale and reminds him vaguely of his teacher committing suicide. Being the model citizen he is (ha!) he decides to grab him around the waist as he's about to fall 50 feet to his doom, henceforth saving his life. But he's far from gr8ful, he's pissed! And how the fuck is a fourteen year old so light anyways???

    While these two very different people never met, talked, or thought about each other, it only took once for all of that to change. Neither could get each other out of their heads, and when Karkat is dragged to (who would've thought??) Dave's birthday party, they realize there's more to each other than first anticipated.
    Please r & r!!

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    15/?
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    94
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    3
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    Your name is John Egbert. If you could, you would go back in time and tell Casey that she doesn't need to see her friend, because she sees him every single day at school. You are now stuck in this Mommy and Me group, even though you are NOT a mommy. You have noticed that there is another father here, and your mind notices too -- because it is now screaming, "oh shit, he's hot!" and you want to facepalm.

    Your name is Dave Strider. If you could, you would punch your twin sister in the face, because you are a single MALE and you don't want to be part of a fucking Mommy and Me group. Not even for the irony of it. You have taken note that you are not the only dumbfuck dad here, and holy shit, why is the other father so damn attractive? Shut up, you don't have a schoolgirl crush on a single father in a Mommy And Me group.

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    3/?
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    34
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    79
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    8
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    26/?
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    -Demonstuck AU-

    They were always aware of their existence. The Strilondes had the duty to annihilate the demons all, no mater what. He always kept the secret hidden, only to protect him of course. But sometimes no matter how hard you try to hide a secret, a menace will always find out.

    And that menace was John Egbert.

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    6/?
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    4
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    42
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    3
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    320
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    CALLIOPE'S UPDATE GIRL - THE HOMESTUCK CHARACTER SUPPORT GROUP (VOLUME 2) ==>

    They knew that Act 1 was just the beginning. However, before they could read more of Homestuck, they were already in a swirling spiral of events, including fan stories, aliens, and at least some indication that what they were reading wasn't supposed to be fiction at all. It thus became a quest for something only known as "Sgrub 2.0". Sequel to Calliope's Update Girl - Book One.

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    20/?
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    5
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    Karkat gets a new phone and can't push in numbers correctly, and so ends up calling Dave to talk about his life problems, rather than Kanaya.

    Before he knows it, Karkat has been texting this stranger for a few weeks, yet knows jack shit about him, and Kanaya just happens to want to introduce Karkat to her girlfriend's brother.

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    3/?
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    3
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    47
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    7
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    Posting prompts from my NSFW blog on tumblr to here, with just about all the trash you can imagine

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    11/?
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    7
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    John is not the only one who protects all of Alternia from memory loss and nightmares, It isn't until he meets a whole group that go by the name of " Dreamcatcher " sharing the same goal and something even more to the outcome of John Heir Egbert.

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    You are Karkat Vantas, and today you walk at the beach to find a injured, lost, mermaid kid. You didn't know you would feel any feelings for this mermaid.

    Or:

    John Egbert (kid) lost his father towards a hunter and its dog. And it's currently the hunting season. Feeling lost you try to swim away faster but end up passing out, due to both blood lost and lost of breath.

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    1
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    Setting: The Meteor

    There’s a disease that has infected one of them. They don’t know what it is and they don’t know how to stop it and it shoots terror through their hearts.

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    1/?
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    This is just short ficlets of headcanons I have about Davekat. If you want more of certain headcanon or want to make a fic out of it lemme know

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    453
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

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    3/?
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    It's been six years since Karkat's parents died-murdered in cold blood. He would have lost his life that night, but he was saved by a mysterious boy with strange powers. He never forgot about him. Now, a new kid moved into town and has become Karkat's friend. Something seems...weird about him, but Karkat isn't sure what.

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    18/34
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    6
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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

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    13/?
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    270
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    360
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    51
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    Life, like love, is fleeting. Its both begins and ends with mass struggle, and while everything in between can be hard, it can be beautiful too... No matter what happens, no matter what may keep us apart, I know we'll be able to come home at the end of the day and say... Honey, I'm home. (Has POV shifts, so multiple pairings! May be a bit OOC, but it's worth it, give it a chance!)

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    19,015
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    17
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    35
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    6
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    When your brother died it took everything you had to not fall apart, to wait until you were sure Terezi couldn't see before you cried your eyes out. She couldn't understand and you couldn't exactly tell here. Since then you've made sure you are always distracted, and when you're not you've got Karkat you're moirail to piece you together.

    But today's the day that he is meant to show up. When he does you break down its been too long for their to e as much grief as there is anger left, so you let it all out on him.

    Not an easy task when he'll win a bet to earn your friendship and you'll slowly start to give more than just friendship to him.

    So what will happen when the winners universe isn't what you will want but what you think you want at the moment?

    You're name is Dave Strider, your brother and lover Bro Strider died when you were 13, now your 16 and your falling for his clone Dirk Strider, one day you'll be 17 and you'll win and lose at the same time.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
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    43
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    7
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    It's hard being a detective. It's harder when you're trying to catch a serial killer whose a lot smarter than you thought. Now your brother is trying to find a contract killer who has gone missing and the only to get information is for him to visit the serial killer Jake English. And it just so happens your brother was the one who arrested Jake English.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and something's wrong with everything, your brother, your aunt. And no one tells you anything anymore.

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    5/?
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    14
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    1
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    Your name is Dave Strider.
    And you are at war.

    Nobody can know your secrets. Your sex, the color of your eyes, your hopeless crush on your angry friend. They all have to stay hidden. Just like always.

    But how is that possible? You need to keep your friends and you alive! This is not your normal life!

    But you might as well get used to it, kid.

    Because it's your normal life now.

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    15,366
    Chapters:
    13/?
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    16
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    65
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    3
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    Dave Strider didn't ask for this. All he really needed was someone to help pay rent.

    He thinks it's cliché, but his new roommate is bringing color to his life and he doesn't know what to do about it.

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    English
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    34,218
    Chapters:
    3/6
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    37
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    29
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    John Egbert gets everything that he wants

    He gets good looks from his dad.

    Money from his family's corporation.

    Popularity, girls, and much more.

    He also gets to make a fuck toy out of you. but it doesn't matter, because at least he's happy.

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    English
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    8,691
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    20
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    72
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    929

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