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    When Sollux, Eridan and Gamzee find out that they are all secret mermaids, the trolls all try to fit in with these new lives. But it is a secret to many, and only Dumbledore knows about the mermaid situation. Will Aradia and Nepeta accept that they are actually whales? And will Feferi cope with being a secret man and women? Will Harry Potter persue his feelings with dumbledore, or will snape snatch him before it is to late? So many questions?

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    Transmale!Dave au where no one but Bro and Dave know that he's dfab except Bro is dead (whoops). Dave is now on the three year meteor trip thing but he's really self conscious and feels like he's annoying and unwanted.

    Blah blah stuff happens. Tw for some gender dysphoria and slight angst.

    (Ps this is "teen and up" and rated as "underage" because there may probably be some smut later on and Dave is 16, which I understand is illegal in (not my country but) some places. ALSO I DONT CONDONE 16 YEAR OLD SEX PLS LET ME SAY But like given the situation that the only humans left at that time are a bunch of 16 year olds and some aliens I say frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac the rules.

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    AU Histórico- Básicamente un recogido de viñetas de la guerra de secesión americana, con puntos de vista desde los dos bandos del conflicto. CroKri, JohnVriska, Nitramcest, RoxyDirk, DaveJade, RoseMary… Largo etc. Hay un posible y destacado OoC en algunos personajes, que se adecuan a las formas históricas.

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    Nepeta has been dead for over 3 years, and a new family has moved in! Vantas huh? Well she's about to show them a living nightmare, one that'll make 'em regret ever coming here. Unless, one can change this cold mountain lion back to a mewling kitten...

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    "No, I think I want some clarification on the baby front. Let's start there." Dean said angrily. "Like how in the hell do Cass and I have a son?"

    "Well, Dean, when a mummy and daddy love each other very much...," Gabriel began with an evil delighted smirk. "No wait, hahaha. Even better. When to two dumbasses fall in love, but continually deny it and then the sexual tension explodes while running for their lives in Purgatory-" Gabriel wiggled his eyebrows suggestively at Dean. "-things happen, but that's just the cliff notes version."

    The Winchesters' week starts typical enough. Crowley escapes custody of the Winchesters and is making trouble again. The boys get caught in a trap... again. Some unexpected teenagers come to their rescue, and who is the mysterious boy with one blue eye, one green, and silver wings? He claims to be a time traveler. He claims to have been conceived in purgatory, but is he home? Is he really where he's supposed to be? (Our story starts after Sam and Dean find Castiel human and send him away again.)

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    Feferi Peixes is the heiress to an evil empire; an empire that she is not entirely sure she can dismantle and overthrow alone. Especially against a leader such as Her Imperial Condescension. When Alternia finally makes contact with planet Earth, Feferi views this as an opportunity. With the help of her friends and some new contacts she has on Earth, she begins smuggling trolls on the culling list to Earth to help them find a new life.

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    Set in the post Sburb universe, the kids find themselves back on an Earth that has no idea that SBurb ever existed. The entire thing was a hoax set up by teenagers seeking media attention.
    The kids, based on how far they made it into the sburb universe, have varied forms of amnesia. Since John, Jade, Rose, and Dave made it the farthest inside the Sburb universe they remember the most. However, they find that no matter how hard they try, it's impossible to remember the trolls completely. Facing day to day life, they go through carrying the heaviest secrets of all. Not only was Sburb real, they have yet to be able to talk to the trolls in three years.
    The story now picks up on a familiar date in mid-April, where the kids fly to Houston to compete in a nation wide music fest and finally start to remember.

    Please Note that relationships haven't been developed yet and that the Alphas do not appear until Chapter Five.

    Part of the Refrain Universe. For best results, read Refrain first.

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    Just some Rosemary sadstuck that takes place during the Salem Witch Trials. I think you can kinda catch the rest from there. The story is written in a series of letters from Rose and Kanaya both. Minor DaveKat, as well.

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    Winning the sburb secession made Dave and Rose Immortal on earth, letting them experience every piece of history since year 0 and letting them live to see the future while everyone else that was in the sburb secession gets reincarnated every time they die in the new universe.

    Dave and Rose find their lovers each and every reincarnation, making them fall in love every time. But how many times until they remember completely and become Immortal aswell?

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    It's hard, raising a kid on your own in a world where your skin doesn't fit quite right, where you have dreams of another place and time, where you swear you don't belong. It's hard, and nobody understands. Well. Almost nobody.

    Featuring Strilonde shenanigans in a post-game universe.

    This story is a sequel to/takes place concurrently with Neverwere. Can be read separately, or see Notes for an option to read both stories at once with the chapters interleaved in chronological order.

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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    John Egbert has just begun his first year at Skaia Academy, or rather, has just started moving in. He's optimistic about nearly everything, and he's a more than a little confused as to why his family hasn't told him anything about this Dave guy, who apparently knows quite a bit about him.

    Dave Strider has been a total jerk for most of his life and his family's been trying to change that for the past year. He's totally not crushing on his brother's friend's cousin, who he's never even talked to before today.

    Rose Lalonde is trying to balance an education, extracurricular activities, a social life, and a crush all at the same time, and it's not really working.

    Jade Harley is frankly just trying to figure out her sexuality, if she even has one, what she's going to do in life, and whether or not she should tell her cousin John about this Dave guy.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    21/?
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    I originally had this fic on fanfiction.net but fuck it. Karkat is being abused by Gamzee, while he lets others believe it's self-inflicted or his dad. Meanwhile, Dave gets a "quest" from Rose to figure out what is going on with Karkat. This story is complete shit, like wow.

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    Your name is Feferi Peixes and you're ready to move.
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    Your name is Meenah Peixes and you are nowhere near ready to move.

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    I have been called many names; Angel, freak, nephillim, demon, archangel, satan, and much more. I am none of those. I am a mutant. I was born with white as snow, soft as silk wings.

    My name is Johnathon Egbert, and this is only a small part of it all.

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    6/?
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    An unexpected language barrier draws everyone up short, and in the midst of trying to teach the trolls English, Rose discovers that Kanaya Maryam is a very distracting creature.
    This doesn't really make teaching her English any easier.

    Alternatively titled: In Which A Language Barrier Presents Itself, Karkat Flips His Shit And Then A Plan Is Made To Teach The Trolls To Speak A Language They Can All Use (And Later Rose Decides To Turn The Tables Just To Mess With Kanaya)

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    Kanaya has been working under the Lalondes for three years with Karkat as her moirail. Things get fun.

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    You're name is Rose Lalonde, and you're scared of what happened in the last twenty-four hours.

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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