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    Living and growing up on the streets is hard, especially when you're broke. Some make it out better than others, and some not so much. Especially not the Sufferer's. They have it the worse. When the Condescenders come in and make Hell a living thing for them, things get very intense and real, especially when the Condescenders' leader goes missing. Fingers get pointed at the wrong people and toes will be stepped on.

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    In the aftermath of Sburb and Sgrub, Children and trolls alike are forced to come to terms with their new lives in a world that is unaware of their sacrifice.

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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    In which Rose is a human with an abusive mother and Kanaya is a mermaid that has been watching observing her for years.

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    Karkat Vantas is a Demon. He has been stalking the human, Dave Strider, for a couple of months now on his Demon Gogolgy. (Gogolgy means line of work). He starts to have some crazy kinky as fuck dreams about him and soon everyone knows. He becomes more of an outcast than usual and is forced to chose between his Demon Race and the Strider who he hates/loves.

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    It's hard, raising a kid on your own in a world where your skin doesn't fit quite right, where you have dreams of another place and time, where you swear you don't belong. It's hard, and nobody understands. Well. Almost nobody.

    Featuring Strilonde shenanigans in a post-game universe.

    This story is a sequel to/takes place concurrently with Neverwere. Can be read separately, or see Notes for an option to read both stories at once with the chapters interleaved in chronological order.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you work at the flower shop on the corner of 6th and Merriview. The work is lame but the pay is decent and you have friends here.
    Now, if only that one dweeb-ass manchild with the prettiest eyes you've ever seen would back the fuck up for two seconds so you can sweep the damn floor.

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    He was just.

    Staring at you.

    Like he was waiting for you to do something, or worse- working up the nerve to do something himself. He opened his mouth, and closed it, waiting a moment before climbing off you, not bothering to sit back down. He wanted to leave.
    You looked at the luminous watch on your wrist (shut up, it was cool) and- yeah. It was getting kind of late. Considering it was a school night, and all. “Dave…”

    “Come on. Don’t want you to go to bed too late, do we? Early bird gets the worm, and all that shit.” He cocked his head and he looked down at you, waiting for you to get up. “John…”

    You stood up, brushing your pants off and looking at him. “What?”

    “A guy could really fall in love with you, y’know.”

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    8TRACKS PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/bakeroni/with-me-an-a03-fanfic-mix

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    Wonderland
    More like Fuckthisshitiwanttogohomeland
    Jade Harley and Terezi Pyrope have to go to the City of Emerald Hearts and Bloody Spades so they can leave Wonderland.
    The problem is getting out in one piece.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    All my written fills for the seventh bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These fills were written as remixes of other people's fills for previous rounds of HSWC. Links to the original inspirations will be included in chapter notes.

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    Dave is miserable at home even if he has almost everything he has ever wanted. Almost.

    Dirk is in love with his twin brother and can't say anything for obvious reasons.

    If only they could run away and become the people they want to be. Oh wait, they just did.

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    When you're drowning in your own depression over the loss of someone you love, It can be a great task to recover and smile. Dave Strider is one such man, who waits to smile again. Thankfully, after meeting one John Egbert, he doesn't have to wait that much longer.

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    So, Dave is lonely. He's an egotistical bastard with no friends, no life and no way of living. He only really contacts his sister Rose and when he does interact people its usually because he picked them up at the club he's DJ'ing. But, these new pets going around are all the range. Trolls. Everyone is trying to get one but no one wants the bad mouthed horrible little red blood. Everyone that is, except for Dave. The only reason he gets him is because he's cheap. But then he starts to fall in love with him. It's an illegal relationship and nothing is allowed to happen except friendship and slavery. Slavery is completely different than doing things with feelings. Well, Dave decides to tell Karkat too late about his feelings. The small Troll runs away and bad things happen.

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    Rose Lalonde runs an Apothecary. Dave Strider, her cousin, a knight, is scheming behind her back to get her to come out of her shell. Matchmaking is on the roster. Surprises ensue.

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    Humanstuck summer AU! John Egbert and his cousin Jade, along with their friends the Strider twins, have been sent to spend their last summer before college at the beautiful Camp Skaia. The four are determined to enjoy their last summer together. What they weren't expecting, however, was an all-out prank war between this and a rival camp across the lake.

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    ectoBiologist
    so there’s this guy who keeps coming to the coffee shop i do a lot of my homework in and i swear every time i see him he has a different skull that he includes in his instagram pictures of his coffee.
    how weird is that??

    An obligatory coffee shop au. Also involves bars, bone hunting, copious amounts of lesbians, nude photography, really tiny apartments, crumpet strumpets and unicorn jizz.

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    Your name is reader, and you are about to read a Campstuck fanfiction. The author demands it.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    After the death of Aradia Megido, the lives of all her friends are changed drastically. None moreso than that of her boyfriend, Sollux Captor.

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