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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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    She's so beautiful it breaks your heart and heals it a thousand times over, and you don't mind that she's the last thing you will ever see.

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    Karkat enjoys riding his mass collection of luxury cars through the middle of the night, that is when he ain't helping slick with anything gang related...

    Dave see's this new version of Karkat and he looks even hotter than he did before not that he wasn't hot already.\
    lets just say Dave wants to tap dat ass twice now
    freaking double tap

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    One late night, long after distance had grown between the two, Dirk Strider shows up on Jake English's doorstep. Dirk is frantic, and something is up. He came, alone and desperate, and begged Jake to let him stay there. Will they rekindle old friendships, or will they perhaps become something more yet again? They discuss the past, but something big is staring Jake in the face: he doesn't know what exactly Dirk is hiding from.

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    It's the last day of school dedicated to clubs. At least that's tomorrow.

    You have two boxes full of Lego's, you have just finished making onion caramel apples. The Oreo's are ready and you have the cans of silly string. Now all you need is the bowl of skittles, Reese's, and M&Ms.

    Let's do this.

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    Jane Crocker has gotten pretty used to the loser life with her best friend Roxy Lalonde. But when an unlikely source gives her an even more unlikely thing to boost her popularity, she has to decide: is it really worth it?

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    Dave Strider, the cool kid artist in college, with shades and sketchbooks to match. usually, he sits alone in the corner drawing or working on homework but likes to watch the drama unfold when it doesn't concern him. Fun is fun right? Lives with his twin Dirk but his older brother thinks he's the answer to the cancer problem in their town but that's dumb, amiright?

    Karkat Vantas, the homeschooled English major with untamable bed hair and the inability to touch anyone's skin. Spends time reading every book he can, talking to his cousin, and pretending he could touch someone without hurting them. No roommates because who wants to live with the embodiment of living cancer?

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    You had made a point of exploring the woods surrounding your house, to avoid your mother, but you never thought you would find this.

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    Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming in which Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing.

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    7/?
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    UNDER MAJOR CONSTRUCTION [21 June 2017]

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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    19/?
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    Karkat Vantas always thought he knew where his life was headed. Hide his mutant blood, become the best threshcutioner there ever was, and prove that he was worthy of being a part of the Alternian Empire.

    Prove that he belonged.

    Dave Strider is a rebel, a pirate; he and the crew of the Sburb are doing what they can to survive under the rule of the Condesce until his Seer sister has a vision of the future that could change everything.

    As long as he can stop living in the past.

    After Karkat and his friends are taken aboard, Karkat must question everything he thought he knew about the Empire he grew up in, deal with the sudden reappearance of forgotten enemies, and navigate the mysterious connection that binds him to an especially infuriating member of this strange crew.

    When Karkat realizes that no one he cares about is safe from Her Imperious Condescension's rule, he and some unlikely allies must face incredible odds if they want to survive.

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    Sadstuckish VrisKan fic I wrote. I hope you all like it.

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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    Kanaya Maryam must face the dangerous halls of high school-- falling in love, an unconventional family, and simply Being A Teenager-- all while dealing with a disapproving mother and the drama all her other friends bring into her life.

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    Now, before we start anything big, let me explain something. In today’s society, it has been known for strong willed people to hallucinate a being that constantly voices their darkest feelings. These hallucinations are called Tricksters.

    Not everyone has a trickster, and if you have one it’s not a good thing. At. All. A trickster will try to sucker you into their emotions and thoughts, but don’t start giving in to their thoughts or they will take control for a small period of time. A trickster is said to be a big horrible monster with beguiling ways that can make even the strongest person break eventually.

    Since that’s out of the way, you’re John Egbert, and you have a trickster. Remember how I just stated that tricksters are big horrible monsters? Well, not really. At least your trickster didn’t look it…

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    Telepathy can have it's ups and downs. You could accidently read your brother's mind to find out he's planning on selling you to some creepy agency or you could read your teacher's mind to get all the answers for the pop quiz. Overall, it's alright then it wasn't. Dave doesn’t know the exact moment when everything went to shit, but he could say it had to do with one Karkat Vantas.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you're the new student at a new school in a new state because your father was murdered. You say you're a normal teenager, turned fourteen in the summer, but you would be lying through your teeth. You *used* to be a normal teenager, but then you met Dave Strider and everything changed.

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    When you first hear the sharp knocking of knuckles against wood you believe, momentarily, that your mind has finally begun to slip.

    No human has dared enter your woods in – if memory serves – at least a century, let alone found their way as far as your door.

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    You've spent a long time hiding from the shadows, John. But it looks like they've found you anyway. What will you do now?

    On the day of his Transmuscendence, John goes missing. At the same time, a baby boy appears on a young man's doorstep (or, in a young man's joke shop, as it were).
    After reliving his first thirteen years of life in a world so different from where he came from, John finds himself woefully unprepared when his fiances from his homeworld come to take him away.
    It's a good thing his best pals are still around to try and help, right?

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    Kanaya lashes out during a daymare, and ends up doing more damage than she intended.

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    Dave wakes up his friends for a very important discussion.

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