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    Rose and Kanaya have sex there is nothing else (well i set it up a bit) enjoy ur lesbians lmao
    Aka I dont know how to write porn or what to label this as

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    Terezi Pyrope wishes a lot of things hadn't happened.

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    Born as a heir to the Prospitan faerie court, John was sent away to grow up as a changeling when he was just a babe. He has long since woken up, and with the help of his sister, has fully embraced his fae heritage. Jade says he has some big destiny ahead of him, but he's not quite ready for that kind of responsibility. He's not even sure he wants it. Destiny is a big word, and he's just a wind sprite.

    Dave was born with the genetic curse of second sight. Able to see the world of faeries, he must hide this gift or risk their wrath. He's lived with this danger for his entire life. After a tragic incident back in Texas, he is finally getting settled in this new town. Rose says he has some big part to play in the future of the local faeries, but he wants nothing to do with that. He just wants to live a normal life without any of this bullshit.

    This is the story about those destinies, and how the two intertwine.

    Meanwhile, Dirk has his own part to play. After being blinded the previous year, he was certain he could stay away from the fae forever. That is, until Jake English walked into his life. Now he's not so sure he wants to stay away. But, strangely, Jake doesn't seem to know about his faerie blood.

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    12/?
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    A piratestuck au. After their hometown is destroyed, brothers Dave and Dirk Strider each go to check out the two rival ships that caused this mess--and when both are spotted by the two captains of the separate ships, they are each accepted into the ranks of a pirate crew. Now they have to deal with all sorts of crazy shenanigans.

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    3/?
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    The games finally over. Everyone has entered the new universe, the catch is that they don't remember anything about it and they don't remember each other. Except Karkat, he starts to remember everything. Can he reunite his friends and avoid a padded room?

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    2/?
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    1
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    “So John brought me up to speed on what happened last night. ‘Says you really helped me out back there.”

    You feel a blush sweep across your face. “No, I...”

    “So uh, I’m not gonna turn into a werewolf or anything, right?” You don’t miss the tinge of worry in his voice.

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    22/?
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    Dave's dragged Karkat to a concert where one of his favorite bands is playing based on a series of bribes. While not originally excited to go, Karkat ends up having an interesting collision with a girl named Nepeta Leijon, who though his time with is brief and more filled with embarrassing memories than tangible emotions, he can't seem to get out of his head. Is this a one-time occurrence, or is fate meant to repeat itself in this case?

    ((First chapter is a reupload because I literally deleted the whole thing by accident trying to add the second chapter. Been an offnight, sorry for the mishap :( ))

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    It's been a month since Rose and Kanaya got married, and things have gone well. That is, until Rose and Kanaya find themselves in an unlikely scenario for people of...well, their sexual orientation. On top of that, Ms. Lalonde and Mr. Egbert are engaged, and the Vantases and Egberts have been proud parents for a while. What could go wrong? PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    3
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    Dave wished he'd never taken the apple juice in the first place.

    Then he proceeds to scold himself for even letting that thought cross his mind for an instant.

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    1/?
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    Reader: Be Dave ===>
    Where were you? Right. Hunter guy. Hunter guy had been stalking you for almost two weeks. It was a little freaky at first until you noticed the guy was a total noob at this. Usually you noticed him around The Veil, the club where you get all your jobs. Whenever he tried to fight, you just ollied out of there with your time-manipulation. But still he kept coming at you in the same predictable way that was clearly never going to work against someone like you. It was almost like he'd never actually gone after a hominid before.
    Hominid demon, that is. You're a demon. Why did you just clarify that in your head? Of course you know you're a demon.

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    10/?
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    Legacies aren’t something people down below have to deal with. Eridan Ampora’s involves security and Angels; Feferi Peixes must decide if she’s ever going to return to her mother’s horrid genetic modification company. As they both run from responsibility and stay away from all who knew them before, they meet the Vantases and Maryams—their crazy neighbors in the apartment upstairs—who may end up dragging them (plus the rest of the fucked up civilization they live in) into a revolution.

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    17/?
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    Random humanstuck adventures of the beta and alpha gang. Might have vague smut.

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    Prevented from interacting with humans by Kurloz, Dave drags his brother along and gets into an interesting family feud and fucks shit up and ends up getting his ass captured cause we all know what happens when a mermaid (or aka alien) is captured. Relationships are developed and break ups are inevitable. Gangs and family rivalry become tense. Roxy is totally looking at John's butt.

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    14/?
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    Then things started to click into place: the increasing amount you had been pailing yourself, the lessening of satisfaction with each pailing, the way a touch from your matespirit would wake a piece of your skin as though part of a ghost had become solid for a rare minute. The visions of your imagination confused you, and you realized with a shock.

    Your name is Kanaya Maryam and you are in heat for the first time of your life.

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    Posting prompts from my NSFW blog on tumblr to here, with just about all the trash you can imagine

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    12/?
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    You watch. You notice. You take.

    And that's how it goes.

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    You love the park. The nature, no smoking allowed, and the sunsets never fails to impress. But there is one thing that imprints itself into your brain, or rather, one person.

    His name is Dave Elizabeth Strider, as you learn later but let's skip that part, and he is giving you the most unnerving glance you've ever seen.

    Excluding Rose.

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    KANAYA: Actually I Was Just Thinking
    KANAYA: Its Nice To Get A Little Sun After So Long

    or, alternatively:

    Kanaya and Rose spiral down.

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    In an alternate-universe where it's common for humans to have night-terrors; the betakids find themselves in front of a resort they're going to stay at for the rest of the summer.
    While exploring around the place, they find that the betatrolls happen to be staying at the resort as well.
    Trouble ensue and, of course, some romance as well mixes into the shenanigans.

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    2/?
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    Karkat-
    Abused, depressed, self-depreciative, curse-happy, bullied, incredibly kind and sensitive, and miserable, as well as self-sacrificing. When his brother Kankri, the only nice one in his family is killed by being beaten to death, he's finally ready to jump. But when he tries... some asshole decides to 'save' him?!
    Dave-
    Rich, happy, egotistical asshole, stoic, a nice person and a terrible rapper. When he goes for a walk l8 one night, he's looking for some fresh air- not a front-row seat to some kid who's ungodly pale and reminds him vaguely of his teacher committing suicide. Being the model citizen he is (ha!) he decides to grab him around the waist as he's about to fall 50 feet to his doom, henceforth saving his life. But he's far from gr8ful, he's pissed! And how the fuck is a fourteen year old so light anyways???
    Please r & r!!

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    English
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    20,051
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    418
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    136
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1272

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