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    Mom Lalonde is crying somewhere because Rose is incapable of having a normal prom night.

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    What happens after the new universe is created?
    Mother
    Fucking
    Shenanigans.

    But these shenanigans have a story.

    The stage has been set.

    Let's start Act 8

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    A month after winning, Jake English is having dreams. He's having dreams of his island, but it's different in ways he can't seem to place, and he's different in ways he can't seem to place. He's himself, but he's not himself, and he doesn't understand how both of those things can be true at the same time.

    And all he wants is just to talk to Dirk Strider.

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    You wrap an arm around your precious boyfriend and help lead him up the stairs just in case he fell down. He hiccups the words "Warned y'bout them stairs. I told your dog." and you can't help but laugh. You're not even mad he got the saying wrong, and you don't correct him either.

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    I will be doing homestuck one-shots for any and all homestuck couples
    Requests are welcome/needed!

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    Terezi Pyrope is starting life in a new state, at a new school, thanks to her mother's new job.

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    Rose thought she had a lot to worry about when her mother was late from returning home from work. It was bad enough she and her twin brother, Dave, were holed up in the Lalonde mansion due to the sudden outbreak of a deadly virus. Now, she has deal with messages from strangers, a sneaking suspicion that she is a developing supernatural ability, and a disastrous chain of events that has been set in motion since before she was born.

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    Legacies aren’t something people down below have to deal with. Eridan Ampora’s involves security and Angels; Feferi Peixes must decide if she’s ever going to return to her mother’s horrid genetic modification company. As they both run from responsibility and stay away from all who knew them before, they meet the Vantases and Maryams—their crazy neighbors in the apartment upstairs—who may end up dragging them (plus the rest of the fucked up civilization they live in) into a revolution.

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    I dunno some gay shit

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    Dave and Nepeta ship John and Karkat caliginously, and they have a plan to get them together. Stuff happens. I suck at summaries read it or whatever

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    After the game, Rose's world isn't what she thought it would be, but she's learning to adjust.

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    Your name is John Egbert and you've decided to go on a diet. Since childhood, with all the cakes you've been fed, you're chubby and overweight. Puffed out cheeks, a flabby stomach, gigantic thighs, and fat fingers. Unattractive and fat, your crush on Dave is laughable, with a body like this. Compared to all this slim females wanting to be called Dave's significant other, he's nothing but dirt. So, he'll try and have a better chance of becoming so by losing weight. Fast as possible.

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    A young child unveils stories of the Eight Gods, creators and deities of New Earth.

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    It's almost funny to think that there used to be a peace.
    Disagreements started over small things.
    Disagreements let to arguments.
    Arguments led to fights.
    Fights led to wars.
    The 12 clans of the Land of Skaia became a part of 6 wars, each between the polar clans.
    And for 8 generations these wars have been waged.
    ...But something new has happened.
    Alliances.
    But with new allies comes new enemies.
    Which clans will fall?
    And which will rise?
    Who will reach

    Imperium?

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    Demons have invaded the human world out of greed. There are 3 sides. The demons' side, the ones who want to control the earth instead of the humans. The humans', the ones who believe the demons are pure evil. And the neutral, the ones who have no opinion on who wins and looses. Karkat Vantas, a mutant demon, has sided with the humans. Making his follower, Leonah Ameoan, follow him and siding with the humans as well. Wining this fight won't be easy, but the humans have faith. For the most part . . .

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    A collection of short Homestuck-based watersports stories I've written! Perhaps you could refer to them as drabbles, but given the subject matter "dribbles" seems more appropriate... Anyway, these mostly come from askbox prompts from my tumblr. They vary in length from one paragraph to 1000+ words, but generally don't have quite enough setup for me to want to post them as a standalone fic.

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    Rose is possessed by a whore-r terror for a midnight screw.

    Series
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    Rose Lalonde is the (mostly) respectable daughter of a (mostly) respectable lightmagic house, who keeps her dabblings in the darker arts a discreet hobby. On the morning of their diamond wedding, however, she manages to misplace her second fiancé(e) in a row; it's just getting ridiculous at this point. While attempting to track John down, she winds up stuck on a skyship with a crew that includes her long lost ex-fiancée Jade, Jade's adoring and cheerfully morbid pirate wife Aradia, perpetually disgruntled first mate Karkat, equally disgruntled and despairing navigator Sollux, chef-of-last-resort and resident newbie Feferi, and the blazing hot captain, Kanaya herself.

    AKA an unfortunate Rosemary skypirates AU

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    Your name is Dave Strider and your universe is DEAD. You have to find a safe place for your nubby-horned, alien companion in the DEPTHS OF SPACE. Under normal circumstances, you would be deader than your old universe, but you're no longer a MERE HUMAN, having ascended to god tier. The troll has not, but it helps that you hitch a ride on a FANCY SPACESHIP.

    All you need to do is find your MISSING FRIENDS and you are golden.

    >>AU after the scratch.

    USS Enterprise [UE] began texting turntechGodhead [TG] at ???
    UE: Hello. This is Captain James T. Kirk of the starship USS Enterprise. We are on a peaceful mission of exploration.
    UE: My communications officer picked up an odd signal from this location. Can we offer any assistance?
    --Now with FANART--

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    Dave and Karkat have always been plagued with nightmares for various reasons. When they go and try to clear their heads on the meteor, paths will be crossed even if they don't realize. The longer this occurs the stronger their relationship gets.

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