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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You're blind and possibly have fallen for a dork with broken glasses.

    Your name is John Egbert

    You're not a homosexual but you've just fallen for a blind guy with odd shades.

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    He raised the scythe over his head and John raised his bleeding hands up and curled into a defensive position. He waited for the pain of the blade slicing through his body. But surprisingly it never happened.

    John opened his eyes for a moment looking up at the creature. The scythe was back at the riders side hidden away. He could see his eyes burning like flames as a clawed hand reached out.

    “I will not harm you, if you agree to come with me.” He urged.

    His voice was slightly gravely as if he had been screaming too loudly for far too long. Yet it had such a mystifying air to it that John couldn’t help but be drawn in.

    “Come with me, human creature.” He growled more insistent this time.

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    1/?
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    Starring Kanaya Maryam as "Troll Who Does Not Understand Christmas" and Rose Lalonde as "Atheist Who Does Not Understand Christmas"

    I want to expand this but it's 1 AM right now so I just wrote the drabble

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    1/1
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    12
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    2
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    An unexpected language barrier draws everyone up short, and in the midst of trying to teach the trolls English, Rose discovers that Kanaya Maryam is a very distracting creature.
    This doesn't really make teaching her English any easier.

    Alternatively titled: In Which A Language Barrier Presents Itself, Karkat Flips His Shit And Then A Plan Is Made To Teach The Trolls To Speak A Language They Can All Use (And Later Rose Decides To Turn The Tables Just To Mess With Kanaya)

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    3/?
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    It's the troll's first Christmas and Karkat gets to see it all with Dave by his side. Between Mall Santa, Rose decorating the house, and mistletoe, this holiday is much more then what the nubby-horned troll expected. Karkat and Kanaya(but mostly Karkat) will have to keep up!
    Seriously though who let Rose decorate we all knew she was going to hang up some kind of pornographic christmas shit.

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    1/1
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER.

    You had never considered the possibility that you might be SEVERELY HOMOSEXUAL, because you were slightly preoccupied with the fact that you are NOT HUMAN, your association with your friends puts their LIVES AT STAKE, and most people would love to see you DEAD.

    You might possibly be head-over-heels for JOHN EGBERT and to be honest you don't know what to do.

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    2/?
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    The kids go on an adventure from Prospit to Derse, meeting loads of strange and new friends along the way, from a pirate to a satyr to a fairy. But when they get to Derse and find a new queen on the throne, will they be able to stop her attempts at war? Or is Prospit as good as gone?

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    4/?
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    I originally had this fic on fanfiction.net but fuck it. Karkat is being abused by Gamzee, while he lets others believe it's self-inflicted or his dad. Meanwhile, Dave gets a "quest" from Rose to figure out what is going on with Karkat. This story is complete shit, like wow.

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    5/?
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    In which Dave is kind of an asshole, Rose is a pretty gay, and Kanaya is... confused.

    This all takes place during year one on the meteor, where it's assumed that humans and trolls are still getting to know each other and the specifics of their separate cultures. Also, being a teenager with feelings sucks; that's always a thing.

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    1/?
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    After the game, universes collide, friendships are lost, and everything falls under a sickening routine despite the adventures that once filled our heroes' journey.

    If only things could stay this way.

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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

    Or:

    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    8/?
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    *AU where everyone is a troll, even the alpha and beta kids*
    *Also, there is an OC, and it's the main character*
    Your name is Benjamin, and your life is SO fucked up that you end up in a universe where a rebellion decides to overthrow the empress. And, against your will, you will have to participate in this while trying to investigate how the fuck did you get kidnapped into this universe. And as if it wasn't enough, you took the form of a human instead of a troll, so you're completely fucked up.

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    The group of demon hunters and their guardian angles have been through a lot together, everything from stubbed toes to apocalypses. They think they have a handle on things and for once all seems well. The time of peace is shattered soon enough though. After all when a guardian angle asks you for help everything you ever knew tends to go to hell.

    world views are rocked, Friends are made and lost, the past is coming back to haunt, the world is never fair and, if we all make it out of this in one peace we will be better for it... Right?

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    Nepeta has been dead for over 3 years, and a new family has moved in! Vantas huh? Well she's about to show them a living nightmare, one that'll make 'em regret ever coming here. Unless, one can change this cold mountain lion back to a mewling kitten...

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    5/?
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    Can hope be dulled, or is it merely covered by the ashes of peace?

    The four heroes will fight against their nation at the risk of their own lives to bring the nearing genocide to a halt. They cannot avoid blood and betrayal, but true allies will grasp their dirty hands regardless.

    John has left his home and family behind and his heart is far away, but what lies ahead might re-define what he thought he loved.

    And perhaps add to it.

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    Karkat and Kankri have to move to live with their God-Father and his two sons. Various shenanigans ensue, including sloppy make-outs, perfectly generic school projects, Dave being a conniving douche, and at some point, John is wet and doesn't have a shirt.

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    2/?
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    6
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    John wakes up one day before school to find that he's beginning to change. With the help of his friends, he must find a way to change back before it's too late and he's stuck like that forever.

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    143,194
    Chapters:
    56/?
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    5
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    Dave's first movie is premiering in New York, Dave and Bro both bought rings, lots of fluff and presumably some smut at some point

    Series
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    3/?
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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    16/?
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    117
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    22
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