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    While Jake is going about his usual afternoon with his seeing-eye-dog, Chloe, playing fetch at the park with her, a stranger comes to him and asks for directions to the nearby store. The two of them get along fabulously and decide to continue to hang out when they discover they only live across the park from one another. Of course, not for long.

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    15/?
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    5
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    Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
    That notion fell flat the first day of class.
    He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
    As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker between a bee and a goat, and feeling (not really) black (hope to fucking GOG not) for more than one of his supposed "best friends".
    And things are only going farther downhill.
    Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
    And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

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    29/?
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    47
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    2
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    In Which A Heretical Heiress Abandons Her Duties And The Empire, A Jadeblood Betrays Her Caste To Pursue A Pale Romance With A Blood Mutant, A Yellowblood Evades Helmsduty And Hides His Rustblood Moirail From Culling Drones, Two Cullable Injuries Are Overlooked, Unenslaved Aliens Are Courted Red And Black, A Teal Trainee Legislacerator Aids In The Evasion Of Justice, A Seadweller Aids In The Evasion Of The Fleet, And A Purpleblood Sopor Addict Rejects His Degenerate Past And Embraces His Duties And Rights. Featuring A Treasonous Heiress, Unculled Mutants, Dereliction Of Duty, The Cult Of The Mirthful Messiahs, No Less Than Three Interspecies Romances, Rejection Of The Hemospectrum, And A Cladecull Worthy Heresy Against The Empire. Banned Throughout Alternian Space.

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    SUBSCRIBE FOR THREEEEEEEE IPHONE 5

    (DON`T FUCKING READ THIS)

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    1/1
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    Love and some Verses you hear - say what you can't say - love to say this in your ear: "I'll love you that way." (Iron & Wine)

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    5/?
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    27
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    57
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    3
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    The world has always been mad, with such a strange social hierarchy. Your first gender means something, males seem higher than females. But then your second gender comes along, and suddenly as an Omega Male you're much lower than an Alpha Female.

    John has always just kind of got on with it, in the end being an Omega is just a pointless label to him. That is until he ends up pregnant with the kid of an Alpha he know's nothing about

    Dave hates who he is, he could have at least been a Beta. Angry about his life, he starts to protest and rebel against the hierarchy.

    When the two meet by chance, everything seems to suddenly change. But Omega's arent supposed to love other Omega's and, with a strength no one believes possible, Dave's rebellion becomes a whole lot more personal.

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    5,320
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    3/?
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    5
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    1
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    Rose and Dave are both trying to get ready for a date with their significant other in the Strilonde household on Earth C. Both of them want the bathroom. One of them is already in it.

    FIGHT.

    The prompt was locked door, and 750 words of dialogue only.

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    760
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    3
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    32
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    1
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    254
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    have you ever met someone that honestly just makes your heart flutter with gay ass emotion? well yeah. that's happening to these two boys who are both gay for each other but cannot admit the fact that they are until all of there friends finally make one of them tell the other but seriously...gay fluff is the shit tho

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    1/1
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    3
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    A short thing about nightmares and waking up at 4 in the morning.

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    1/1
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    31
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    2
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    Karkat Vantas hasn't had the worst life, but it sucks pretty thoroughly to be an anemic fuck-up. Thankfully, John's there to help him through it all, even when Karkat acts like a jerk. To top it all off, Karkat starts to wonder what he really wants out of life and whether he has enough life left to obtain it.

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    2/?
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    UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth.

    Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

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    Chapters:
    34/?
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    Tavros Nitram is the sheriff of Canton, a town set in the wasteland between the United States and the New Alternian Empire. It's a refuge for people who feel they don't belong anywhere. The good, the bad, the strange, and most importantly, trolls escaping from the Empire. Tavros runs the refugee resettlement program, with the help of his far too attractive deputy, Dave Strider.

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    8/?
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    21
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    35
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    6
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    333
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    In which Rose and Kanaya continue to forge the path of fashion in their own incredibly sappy (sapphic) way.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    100
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    Rose Lalonde has a crush on an insectoid vampire alien from another universe, and has no idea how to deal with it.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
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    39
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    7
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    It's strangely intimate, playing with someone's hair. It feels like trust.

    Based on an idea I had in rose-ebottles' stream.

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    1/1
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    2
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    Your name is Vriska Serket and, to be honest, your life could be more exciting than this. You work at Jade’s pet shop, having enough money to go out a little, but mostly to buy beer and pay the bills. Your life becomes more complicated and exciting when you meet Terezi Pyrope and her Samoieda, Pyralspite.

    Things go downhill after you meet her and get involved with weredragons, witches and discover the secret your best friend hides. Or ex best friend. But that doesn’t matter. You asked for adventure and Pyrope gave you it, you don’t know if you like or regret it.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
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    11
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    3
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    104
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    Rose has always been more of a cat person, but how can she say no when Kanaya bring home a dog.

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    English
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    1/1
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    10
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    1
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    50
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    The one thought that crossed your mind and that has stuck with you forever was that she was an angel.

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    2/?
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    1
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    Rose and Dave ask the big questions about Alien Anatomy.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    71
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    4
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    520
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    A month after winning, Jake English is having dreams. He's having dreams of his island, but it's different in ways he can't seem to place, and he's different in ways he can't seem to place. He's himself, but he's not himself, and he doesn't understand how both of those things can be true at the same time.

    And all he wants is just to talk to Dirk Strider.

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    English
    Words:
    45,498
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    143
    Kudos:
    395
    Bookmarks:
    72
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    4952

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