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    This is a (late) birthday present to my friend Zealous Mediator. Hope ya like it hun. (prays to Hussie that they all aren't out of character). In which Dave asks Karkat out the LONG way and Rose must interfere with the help of a few cats.

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    It is because of a forgotten book that Eridan and Sollux meet in a library.
    Humanstuck.

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    Dave and John have been best bros for awhile now, and everyone but them can see how perfect the dorks are for each other. After consulting Rose on his failed love life, John decides to try and see how dating Dave will work out- he's not a total homosexual if the only guy he even wants to try to date is Dave right?
    Dave is of course secretly delighted at this chance, and is determined not to mess things up between them. Dave makes sure this particular first date is one that will never be forgotten, and if it takes makeup and a dress to secure a second date, then pass the lipstick.

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    Your brothers always told you that life isn't a fairy tale. That's why Bro holds down two jobs while you and Dirk go to school. Somebody has to pay the bills after all. Life is never easy for a Strider, especially not for your older brothers, and you know they have a lot on their plates. This is the first excuse you make not to tell them when things start to get bad again.

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    If there's one thing that scares John Egbert, it's an angry troll. Of course, that might be partly because he's incessantly bullied by a group of trolls in school, but luckily for him, he has an online friend perfectly angry to help. Now if only he could keep his friends from dating the aliens, things might be alright. Or would be, if it wasn't for Karkat Vantas.

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    11/?
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    Karkat always told himself to never get his hopes up too much when it came to girls. But then he met Terezi one night, and his life changed forever.

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    Jade notices that everyone's drifted apart too much since the game's ended and everyone's been dumped in this new world where trolls and humans coexist in relative harmony. She decides that the best way to solve that is to go on a massive camping trip! Of course, Karkat ends up being the sucker to organize it all, but finally everything is ready.
    A thirty-two person camping trip featuring every troll and human player from Homestuck.
    This can only end well.

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    The Game ends, two trolls and five of the kids are still alive, and the game hasn't reset like they thought it would.
    But when the War ship John spent three years on appears and apparently has a plan, it turns out that everything isn't over just yet.

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    29/?
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    GODDAMN do you hate this place, these weirdly-colored hornless people who move through the streets in overwhelming swarms with their constant suspicious glares, the endless disturbing roar of vehicles on the streets outside and in the sky, that hideous and malicious sun, but you don't hate any of it as much as you hate yourself for talking yourself into this mess to begin with.

    That's you right there, Karkat motherfucking Vantas, eternal master of making astonishingly bad decisions that he can't do anything about but regret and then brood over endlessly, and you think you probably would have slit your own throat with one of your sickles long before the entire quarter of a sweep you've managed to stand being stranded here if not for the presence of the troll who's abruptly and gently knocking on your door.

    (This is a fic focused primarily on Karkat Vantas but involving a whole lot of other characters and pairings, as well as chapters from many other POVs. It's set in a Trolls On Earth style AU that's pretty detailed. Concupiscent and conciliatory porn present but not the focus of the work. A lot more pale porn than other kinds, though.)

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    16/?
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    Gods are nearly impossible to kill, and it's unheard of to kill twelve of them. Well some fucker managed to do it.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have just been told that you're a God. Under any other circumstance you'd think they were crazy, however the person who informed you is literally made out of wind.

    Your name is Kanaya Maryam and although you in no way are into tentacles, you believe you might make an exception for the Eldritch beauty that visits you in your dreams.

    Your name is Terezi Pyrope and while you may be blind you are almost certain the man before you is made of fire.

    Your name is Tavros Nitram and did that dog just talk to you?

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    Karkat is woken up by his obnoxious next door neighbor making a smoothie at God's Asscrack o'clock.

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    2/?
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    Where in the meteorstuck crew is living proof that messing with unknown technology while drunk is a very bad idea.

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    3/?
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    Life on the meteor for the trolls is always an adventure! This fic explores the trolls life on the meteor and all the things that probably happened except with a little twist (the major character death is Gamzee) The first three relationships listed are red, the next one black, and all the ones left are pale.

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    Sburb/Sgrub is over, Calliope is alive and all of the beta/alpha trolls who died are brought back to life. What sort of weird shenanigans will go down when three species composed entirely of teenagers are forced to work together? (Grammar mistakes I'm sorry U_U)

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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    "Why do my dates go so wroooong!" John moaned, flopping onto the end of Dave's bed. Dave's eyebrows had sky-rocketed, lost in his hairline forever. "It'd be nice if I could have one date, you know?"

    Dave knew. And Dave said nothing.

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:45am --

    TT: Would I be correct in saying John's 'friend'ship isn't exactly what you want?
    TG: no
    TG: maybe
    TG: shut up rose

    ~

    John finds it hard to date. Dave finds love confessions hard. But when John's birthday rolls around, and Dave is having trouble finding a present - he comes up with a great idea that maybe doesn't benefit him at all. In the slightest. John will be happy, and Dave will be miserable, but as long as he likes his present, why does it matter?

    Typical college kids doing typical college things. Dating, cute boys being adorable and a lot of heartache in between. The one that actually doesn't have DaveJohn in the way you're hoping.

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    Your name is reader, and you are about to read a Campstuck fanfiction. The author demands it.

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    2/?
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    After Dave Strider lost his Bro in a car accident, he became mute, refusing to talk to anyone, not even himself. He moves in with his cousin Dirk and now goes to Sburb High, where he is bullied for his white hair and silence. He tries to cope but eventually turns to darker methods. After he gets physically assaulted in the hall by the usual group of asshats, he's found by a certain Vantas who, being the actual nice guy that he usually pretends not to be, takes pity on him and fixes him up in a nearby bathroom. So what happens when their relationship starts to deepen and Dave starts to feel things he doesn't believe he deserves to feel? What about when Karkat, who's usually so vulgar and venomous, finally learns that love isn't a one-sided thing for him?

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    Hear through the grapevine that he hang low
    We can shoot a movie, we can bang like Rambo
    Boom boom pow this thing so bingo
    Wondering if he can understand my lingo

    --Onikka Marraj, Troll poet laureate

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    Living and growing up on the streets is hard, especially when you're broke. Some make it out better than others, and some not so much. Especially not the Sufferer's. They have it the worse. When the Condescenders come in and make Hell a living thing for them, things get very intense and real, especially when the Condescenders' leader goes missing. Fingers get pointed at the wrong people and toes will be stepped on.

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