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They met during pouring rain.
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john Egbert is a regular kid going to school, when one day, the new student comes and saves his ass. Little does he know it, but the grumpy teenage boy has fallen for him.
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After a long day of Flarping, Vriska Serket finds two small humans - creatures prized by Alternian trolls as pets. Taking care of a human is definitely a new challenge, and Vriska isn't entirely aware of what she's just signed up for. Reverse petstuck AU. Sgrub- and Sburbless.
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- Part 1 of TPHverse
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I Always Knew Something Was Missing by HeadphoneArcheologist
Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
30 May 2013
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You're Name is John Egbert. Yesterday you woke up in a place you didn't recognize unable to remember even your own name. You met Jade Harley and Dave Strider who saved your life and told you about the world. This place is Limbo and everyone here is in pieces, as in their souls are cut up and scattered, everyone here including yourself is just a mix of random soul bits and memories from what could be hundreds of different people. You also met Rose Lalonde who showed you who you really were, she took all those pieces and found John Egbert. Your eyes are brown but you know they shouldn't be.
Right now you are waiting to find out if they will let you stay here.To say you are confused is an understatement, but you can do this, you are making this happen.
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So far, you've figured out the following major points:
- There are 13 of you
- these people are supposed to be your friends
- you've lived more than your rememberOther than that you understand nothing.
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Everything felt unreal. Time didn’t matter any more, voices didn’t make sense. To Roxy, reality was a comatose. She didn’t want to believe anything. She couldn’t believe anything. This was her Dirk. The Dirk who would be able to survive a near death experience. And that’s what he’d tell everyone at school.
He’d be okay.
He’d be okay.
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Splitoff timeline—the battleship catches up with the meteor on its trip to the next session. John, Jade, the sprites, and the consorts assimilate themselves into everyday life in the troll's former ectobiology laboratory. Faced with what could well be the end of the existence of two races, relationships form and dissolve, tension rises, and in the middle of all this John comes to the disconcerting realization that Karkat is actually kind of cute. Like a puppy dog, or a little kid. Not cute in that way, definitely not. No.
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It's Dave's sixteenth birthday and Rose teaches the trolls how to throw a surprise party!
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John Egbert was the victim of a horrendous attack.
After switching schools, he's forced to deal with his trauma and anxiety alone - with the company of an online friend who refuses to reveal his identity to John.
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For aliens who get appear to find intoxication through watered down sugar, the idea of drinking actual alcohol is laughably stupid. The troll is ever-so curious into how it works, and Rose finds herself sparse on explanation for once. How does one begin to explain that a culture has developed Stockholm syndrome to the effects of flavored poisoning?
She begins to wonder if her quest is for nostalgia, or intervention.
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John Egbert is just trying to work through his course work in peace, but his neighbor's antics make for impossible working conditions. Who practices sword-fighting half naked, anyway?
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Rose takes Kanaya to LOLAR during the newly combined session's lull, the two having a moment to themselves.
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Rose is completely and utterly in love with Kanaya, Dave says her love is becoming an unhealthy obsession but Rose doesn't care. Only problem with loving Kanaya, they speak different languages and don't know each others. But Rose doesn't care, she's going to win Kanaya over no matter what.
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You have no say in our world. You shall submit and be fucked to an inch of your life. We own you now.
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The troll's SGRUB session was successful and they 12 kids claimed their reward. The trolls rule over Earth, a place inhabited by both humans and trolls. Trolls are the greater species and look down on humans, who are used as slaves and workers. (im bad with summaries)
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In which I write poetry at 3 AM about Rose and Kanaya's relationship (through Kanaya's eyes) and then post it on here 9000 years later.
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What they really needed was a lesson in manners, and a lesson in valuing what they had.
This was a lesson she was eager to teach--after all, they had given it to her, why shouldn't she reciprocate the favor?
And so she would steal something from each and every one of the members of the Prospitian royal family, and perhaps she could show the world that the gold they clothed themselves with was nothing more than a sloppy coat of yellow paint over shit.
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Vriska had mentioned that she left an ex-matesprit behind when she came to Earth, but John didn't expect to meet him in one of his classes. He had no reason to be jealous...until Vriska gave him one.
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You hadn't really noticed it before - all these odd things that were happening around you - but they didn't make any sense. It was much easier to ignore them and try to live life around them.
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I like high school Au's okay!?!?! I'm not sorry. Eridan gets rejected by Feferi, and Sollux feebly tries to cheer him up. He hates Eridan, he loves Eridan. He doesn't know how to feel about the snobby swim-team fucker, he just, likes him. But doesn't, oh well, might as well give him a shot.
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