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    (Formerly known as "The Problems of Grimdark")
    John Egbert meets a girl, she is what completes his group of friends. Soon though, things start to get out of hand for the gang and maybe a little messy. Depends on how well the U.S Government can handle it.

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    6/?
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    Jade sighs and slaps her palm against her frontpan, like she cannot believe how goddamn stupid you’re being right now even though you’re the only rational one in this fucking place. “Karkat, seriously. Shut the fuck up. I like having you around! I like kissing your dumb face and fighting over the last slice of pizza - which is mine, by the way, dibs - and going to the planetarium together even though you like to complain about how limited our grasp of space is, and, and all sorts of things! I don’t care if you never want to fuck, you moron!”

    "Oh."

    (Karkat's self-loathing is heavily referenced in this fic, particularly in relation to his asexuality, so if that squicks you out this might not be the fic for you.)

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    3/?
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    Dave really didn't get this whole soulmate thing.
    Hell, he didn't even get the whole witch thing yet either.

    Maybe he didn't want to.

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    8/?
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    Blood::He Who Speaks

     

     

    Karkat Vantas, hot-headed mutantblood prince of Alternia, has an idea.

    And you know what that means: Shit is going to be fucked up.

    Tensions are high between the trolls of Alternia and the enslaved human colonies of Earth. Centuries before, the legendary Thief of Life Meenah Piexes upended the Emperor Kankri Vantas with a plan to expand the legacy of Alternia to the furthest reaches of space. And although the probability of its occurence is near astronomical, they find a civilization of weak, pink-skinned creatures who worship the same gods and have the same titles.

    Of course, the planet was immediately taken over, the inhabitants taken as servants for a greater cause.

    Karkat Vantas saw this and was displeased.

    Also featuring: a bitchy thief that gets her heart stolen, a proud seer who gets her soul broken, a mage of two minds, gay dorky knights, and a dragon--welcome to He Who Bleeds!

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    Kids living through highschool: love and fists and complaints and rifles and dark gods. Also dorks with a little bit of assholes. Everything's cliché! Except they're in Italy. You could get to know the place better and understand that it's not only spaghetti and spicy meatballs. Have fun!

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    FTG: make bingo boards with all the squares being shit that karkat could get pissed about
    FTG: pull in terezi and rose and kanaya
    FTG: first person to get five squares in a row column or diagonal of verified karkat tantrum topics wins
    FTG: you know he will go apeshit bananas about almost anything
    FTG: seriously just like pull up a bunch of random words
    CTG: or cards against humanity cards

    Shortly after the Penis Ouija incident, Dave is contacted by a future Dave, who suggests playing Karkat Tantrum Bingo as an entertaining way to keep the kids and trolls on the meteor from growing apart. What could possibly go wrong?

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    A Supernatural/Homestuck AU fanfiction where the characters of Homestuck are placed in the Supernatural universe. Written by seraphindarknova and hayniacstuck on tumblr.

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    A quick short implied Rosemary fic.

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    1/1
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    6
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    "Welcome to Sburb Institution, where the staff are even crazier then the patients and everyone's fucking everyone else."

     

     

    Your name is Eridan Ampora and you are almost positive the universe hates you.

     

    Your name is John Egbert and nurses can be male too!

     

    Your name is Rose Lalonde and you are having an affair with three of your best friends, at the same time.

     

    Your name is Sollux Captor and holy shit is your new roommate a dick.

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    Dave Strider is a Peacekeeper of Skaia, with a long-guarded secret; in an underground room beneath his home, he hides a group of Alternian Demons, outcasted from their own home.

    John Egbert is the first Fledgling that Dave has caught since his Solstice duty student fell four years ago, and when John, his sister, Jade Harley, and his friend, Rose Lalonde, fledge on the Summer Solstice, it will be Dave's duty once again.
    But Dave is still scarred from the fall of his last student, so he elects to take Karkat, one of his demon refugees and his best friend, along with him.
    The risk that Dave takes is easily brushed aside by the newly fledged John- but will he reveal Dave's forbidden secret and condemn both Dave and the refugees, or will he sink himself into an enigma bigger than Skaia itself?

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    6/?
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    "But even at our swiftest speed we couldn't break from the concrete
    In the city where we still reside."

    -Death Cab for Cutie, "Brothers on a Hotel Bed"

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    Dave was bored. He hated his job, his post, his stupid luck, and more. The list seems to go on and on. He's going to be stuck on the west wall of Derse - a totally inactive post where nothing happens. It seemed like a dead end to his 'guardsman career'. Things got interesting when he found John in front of his camp. Little did he know that this stranger would change the world as he knew it either for the better or the worse.
    Pushed down the Dersian crater, John was lucky to survive with only a twisted ankle. The worst part however wasn't over, it seemed like his appearance caused ripples in the society. Who is this "Heir" they're talking about? And what does Derse have to do with his past?

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    10/?
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    Sburb City is just your average town with average families and businesses and events and people just living their own lives. It seems pretty peaceful at first, but of course every city has its own side of criminals! Everywhere you walk in Sburb City, there may be a criminal near you and you wouldn't even notice. For all you know, that criminal could either be just a random stranger, or worse, somebody you're close to.

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    "Have a great summer. Maybe you could visit me up here in Washington sometime :B"

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    You're alone, and can neither see, nor smell. You are cuffed at the wrists and ankles, masked, and gagged. Also, you think you're naked... but you're not worried. You, Terezi Pyrope, have been kidnapped, and you know exactly who is responsible.

    If only you knew what they had in store for you.

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    The TARDIS is acting up again, just in time for the Tenth Doctor to meet his favorite nemesis, Alternia's Condesce.
    Meanwhile, Karkat Vantas, leader of the Signlessist rebellion and ally of Heiress Feferi Peixes, has gathered his old SGRUB team to rescue one of their own from the Condesce's grip. None of them expect to see a human on board.
    The Doctor doesn't expect a handful of young trolls to throw all of time's orderly wobble into mass chaos simply because they feel like it. He also doesn't expect those trolls to recognize him as human.

    In which being cramped together on the SRS Cantown with the Doctor allows everyone to start sorting out their shit; all of the humans have seen and adore Doctor Who; and Karkat's fragile little world gets turned upside-down.

    The main fic of the Thistleverse.

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    SBURB is just an mmorpg in this universe and the kids the players. They're beta testing it and lucky for them this doesn't destroy the universe. First few chapters are gonna be GamTav

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    Dave has always found it hard to make friends, but that's ok, because he doesn't need friends to do the things he loves: turntables and swimming. It's the beginning of summer and Dave likes to swim in the Ocean rather than an over crowded community pool in Houston, Texas. Although once he gets to the beach, me just might be able to finally get a friend. Maybe even a boyfriend.

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    Welcome to Skaia City is the city known for having the most supers, worldwide. From the recently dissolved Alternian League of Heroes to Villains such as the Felt and Lord English, it's a tough city to live in.

    What's even tougher? The life of John Egbert, a small town hero who just moved in with his cousin. John has to juggle school, being a superhero in a city with far too many, and that annoying kid Karkat who he may or may not have a crush on.

    Plus, the villainous duo known as the Scourge Sisters have returned to Skaia after two years, spelling out a rough time for John, and all of the heroes in Skaia.

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    3/?
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    When John almost gets mugged on the streets of Brooklyn, he decides to help out a down-on-her-luck gang member get back on her feet.

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    2/?
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    5
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    1
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