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    Dave Strider and Eridan Ampora make unexpected friends. But, for two people notorious for ruining their friendships, can they even make it work?

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    4/?
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    Dirk runs a tattoo parlour and just fired his piercer, Karkat, and needs to hire a new one. To his luck, a brown haired young man with glasses comes in looking for the job.

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    5/?
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    10
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    You can assume your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are suffering from memory loss after falling down the stairs. What is this rapid heart beat? Who's causing it? The Scripts we're published, finally. I had them done, but thought I already did.

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    71/?
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    40
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    2
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    Dave Strider is going to be the ballet dancer of the Skaian Dance Troupe, and anyone who says otherwise can eat shit. That's after he beats them to death with a pointe shoe. So, when newcomer Karkat Vantas gets a role that danseur noble Strider believes to be his, things are most definitely not going to be as sweet as a Sugar Plum Fairy.

    A tale of friendship, love, and how fucking hardcore ballet is.

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    2/?
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    3
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    10
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    3
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    John learns that his best friend, Dave, is completely colorblind over the course of an online conversation. Years later, as he and his father visit Dave's home state for the holidays, John thinks he's found something that may help. This is a JohnDave pairing with fluffy holiday themes, and also contains (almost completely) Colorblind Dave. Have a happy holiday, Homestuck.

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    1/1
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    4
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    3
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    After making a bet with Strider, Karkat makes it his mission to figure out what quadrant they're in. They do find out, eventually - in very fun ways.

    Explicit warnings will be on chapters with explicit content.

    Act 1: A Bet Made In Haste - Chapters 1-16
    Act 2: Terminal Trials and Errors - Chapters 18-???

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    23/?
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    551
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    62
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    You're pretty sure your three friends just think the trolls were part of the game, NPCs made as a construct to make your game more interesting and more immersive, but at the beginning you got to choose the race of your team, and no other walkthroughs of Human teams mention having a team of voice-acted troll NPCs fighting with them.

    You think they hacked in.

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    22,350
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    43
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    283
    Bookmarks:
    57
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    *This is for @smolskey on tumblr, for homestuck secret santa. Thanks to @s-opal on tumblr for setting everything up for everybody!*

    Just a cute one shot of Rose and Kanaya's first Christmas together!

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
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    Karkat lashes out at Kankri in a dream bubble and instantly feels bad about it. Karkat, feeling like he has no hope of getting Kankri to forgive him, shuts everyone out and attempts to never go to sleep again. With many other problems arising on top of this one, Karkat feels trapped and only speaks to shout at the people on the meteor. This causes him to loose his moirail for good and the thought that sleeping forever may be the only way he'll get any peace.

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    Chapters:
    15/15
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    2
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    ==> BE THE COOL KID
    You are now Dave Strider, coolest of cool kids. You are currently sitting in a hot, cramped and crusty minivan speeding down the highway. Why you ask? Because your brother is taking you and the rest of your crazy family camping.

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    10/?
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    11
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    Roxy is so ready for a happy bubbly bustling party fun time. Everything better go swell or she will buy an new hat just to eat it.

    Years after the end of the game, everyone gets together for a New Year's Eve celebration.

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    Rose is stubborn. Kanaya convinces her with love as winter rain comes.

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    A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-styled fanfic made as a Birthday Present for my boyfriend, the Monster Gil Examiner!

    Started 08/24/16 and finished on 12/24/16.

    26 Bad Endings.
    5 Secret Bad Endings.
    2 Normal Endings.
    1 True Ending.

    Can you find them all? 8^y


    The Session is at its end, John's about to let everyone through the Door to the New Universe, when something horrible happens. Rose, Karkat, Roxy, Dave and him are cast to a strange, perverse Land, and now they have to find a way to get to the new Universe, if it even exists anymore.

    Dozens of alternate paths that may lead to a Bad End, a story full of all sorts of depravity and Monster Girls plowing a group of five silly through various scenarios! Each chapter with a sex scene has the Kinks tagged on the notes at the beginning, so if you don't enjoy a particular kink, you can go ahead and skip that chapter. There's something for everyone here!

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    176,800
    Chapters:
    100/100
    Comments:
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    297
    Bookmarks:
    37
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    39232
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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    Will add pairings as I go on.

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    53,459
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    351
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    195
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    They fit, draped and tangled like blood circulation is a joke, Rose stealing sips from Dave’s eggnog after finishing her own, Dirk’s hands rubbing into Kanaya’s shoulders.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    13
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    3
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    In just a few days John and Vriska are getting married, and there are many people attending. Rose is in the last few days of her pregnancy, Jane and Terezi are having so much fun, and Tavros and Rufioh are participating in this year's cosplay contest. What can go wrong? Well, there is mad clown, a gangsta lady that wants her ex girlfriend back, two moms that want to deliver their daughter to her future husband, and Caliborn wants to show his shitty art to Alan Moore.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    35
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    "Dare."

    You find your voice slurring more then you're comfortable with, but there is no stopping it. You straighten your back, you lick your lips, you do anything to get some semblance of control over your body. To no avail, of course. You've had at least three too many shots for that to happen.

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    1,267
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    1/1
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    8
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    Sburb City is just your average town with average people and businesses and events and whatever else. It seems pretty peaceful at first, but of course every city has its own side of criminals! Humanstuck troll cops AU with shenanigans, characters are around 20 years of age.

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    English
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    56,094
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    31
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    51
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    4
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    1769
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    "You should be scared."
    "Miss Maryam, if only you knew of all I should truly fear that I do not."

    Rose Erza Lalonde-Strider goes to an all girls academy in the small town of SBURB. Within her academy is her close friend Jade Harley, an energetic witch with the power to snap one's neck with a wave of her hand. With her rather high reputation and stats, many fear the stern seer. Though when a peculiar young woman turns up in the school, Rose's world falls upside down with Kanaya Maryam invading her heart. Rose should be afraid of a lot of things, yet she faces danger at every turn without it.

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    In which Dave goes by the name 'Derek' online, becomes best friends with Karkat, all while IRL Karkat fucking hates Dave, not realizing Dave and Derek are one in the same.

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    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    327

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