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    we d0n't kn0w what's g0ing 0n. a few days ag0, they t00k us t0 this strange place. n0w they want us t0 fight each 0ther. t0 kill each 0ther! we're friends. we can't d0 that. s0 we're g0ing t0 sh0w them: they have n0 p0wer 0ver us.

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    TT: I realize the importance of passing on knowledge of these events, as they were a critical piece of the narrative that has lead us all to where we are today.
    TT: However, despite this, I am still loathe to revisit what was certainly one of the worst experiences of my life.
    GC: COM3 ON, 1 W4SN’T TH4T B4D
    GC: >; ]

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    Your name is John Egbert and today is one of the worst days of your life.
    “I am so, so proud of you, Son”. Every single time he left the house or did anything really, he would repeat that one sentence. It’s weird how one mundane sentence would be the last you ever heard from him. After the call, you didn’t know what to do. In that one instant, all you could do was blame yourself, even though you knew it could never be your fault.

     

    (If we don't update for a little while, don't worry we're not dead we're just lazy af and hugeee procrastinators ;P)

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    The first batch of eggs have been hatched via the mothergrub, and when there are no lusi around, Kanaya asks all of her friends to take care of a few grubs. and Karkat realizes that its harder than he thought to believe.

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    In a doomed line where Karkat succumbs to the struggles of their journey, and those on the meteor have to find a way to work without him - or, find a way to fix everything.

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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    The Condescension banishes Dualscar from the ocean and forces him to live on land. Generations go by and he survives by usage of magic, he has kids and works as a High School teacher but when things start getting too strange in the house and Cronus realizes he has powers normal humans don't; things get tense.
    Dualscar = Thanasis Ampora, he is transgender (FtM) like myself because my forever headcanon is Trans Dualscar okay I just love that headcanon. May add other trans characters and there will be various identities throughout this story.

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    With friends like yours, your life has never been quiet or "normal". Nothing like this, however, had ever happened to you.
    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and a spaceship just landed in your lawn.

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    Eighteen teenagers are setting off on a Pokémon journey. As they travel, they also deal with friendships (pre-existing and burgeoning), love, jealousy and heartbreaks, as well as an imminent cataclysm of multiversal proportions looming on the horizon. How will all this turn out? Nobody really knows. No, not even the omniscient narrator (and if you asked, she wouldn't tell you even if she knew).
    Pokémon © Nintendo, HomeStuck © Andrew Hussie

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    Manual reproduction used to be the primary way of troll breeding. Though over the years, more and more wrigglers were born with dysfunctional genetic chambers. Chambers that were only able to retain the slurry for a moderate amount of time before seeing it's uselessness and ejecting it from the body. The empress and her advisors saw this as a very big impending threat, and soon developed the pail and mothergrub system. They were determined to keep their species alive and plentiful. Soon enough the sightings of a natural breeder were beyond rare, and those left were seen as treasures, beautiful and nearly god-like. They were only seen with jadebloods, cared for and protected by them. And when the last few had died out, the tales of natural breeders were only heard of in the history books of jade-blooded school feedings.

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    Tumblr prompt- An unexpected transformation is, well, unexpected.

    What could possibly be more unexpected than waking up a different species than you went to bed as? Dave can't really think of anything, and the fact that Karkat keeps accusing him of hiding a human pupal stage isn't really all that helpful!

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    Its been over a year since the virus hit and world fell to shit and Dave Strider wants something more than the slice of peace he and his family have managed to salvage from the rot and ash that remain. When the chance to meet a new group of survivors appears, will the universe grant him one good thing that isn't total bullshit or is this all nothing more than a trap? How can relationships matter when there's nothing left to fight for?

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas.

    You are an Alternian.

    You are the equivalent of twenty-three Earthly revolutions around their weak sun.

    And you are an assassin for the artificial planet colony of Skaia. Your job, as handed down to you by the Great and Honorable Derse King XVII, is to befriend a famed human rights activist under the pseudonym of the Knight of Time. Learn his secrets, uncover the future movements of his renegade group, The Prospitians, and kill him. By means of many pulled strings, you are now his most trusted bodyguard, as the last was assassinated by the Great and Honorable Derse King XVII's own hand.

    Seeing as he's already been injured by a failed previous attempt to kill him, you fully expect for this to be a very, very easy job.

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    --APPROXIMATELY A BILLION FUCKING CONSORTS AND CHESS PEOPLE, ALONG WITH A LOT OF USELESS GOD MODED LAYABOUTS ARE LEAD TO SUCCESSFUL COLONIZATION AND ESTABLISHMENT BY A SUCCESSFUL AND COMPASSIONATE LEADER, AND LONG-SUNDERED SOULMATES TORN APART BY FEAR AND DEVASTATING, MIND-BOGGLING STUPIDITY ARE REUNITED AT LAST BY A WISE, COMPASSIONATE BOSS / GUIDANCE FIGURE AND HIS LOYAL, EFFICIENT RIGHT-HAND MAN. THERE ARE AT LEAST THREE CRYING SCENES, TWO KISSES, AND OVER TEN TOTAL MINUTES OF REAL-TIME DESCRIPTION OF LONGING GAZES AND TENDER HUGS. 2 RESOUNDING ENDORSEMENTS OF BELOVED MUNICIPAL OFFICIALS. PRIMERS ON HUMAN/TROLL INTERSPECIES ROMANCE.

    THIS TEXT IS SUGGESTED SCHOOLFEEDING MATERIAL FOR ALL REASONABLY GROWN HATCHLINGS GAZING OUT ON THE BLIGHTED WASTELAND OF THEIR PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS, WISHING THEY WERE DEAD, AND DESPERATELY YEARNING SOMEONE WOULD CLUE THEM IN ON JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

    RATED 8(17)+ AND UP.

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    There comes a point in every man's life when he must ponder the merits of marrying his best bro and roommate of ten years. Or maybe that's just you. Yeah, actually, it's probably just you.

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    Depression is hard. You suffer through those down days in which you don't want to interact with people. You have those days when you don't even want to get out of bed. Sure, there are days when you feel normal. You are happy and, hey, maybe everything is going to be alright. But then. Then. Then there are the smallest things. The smallest things can set it off again. A word. A gesture. And you go spiraling down again. And it's a cycle.
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    John Egbert has been suffering through depression through most of his high school life. He has learned how to hide it, how to make sure no one knows what he's actually feeling. But as one night comes and passes, he's not so sure he can keep it to himself anymore. He feels his mask start to crumble. His facade is wearing away. He can't hide everything anymore. Will someone notice him breaking down, or will he do something irrevocable before someone can take control and help him through his darkness?

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    Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
    That notion fell flat the first day of class.
    He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
    As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker between a bee and a goat, and feeling (not really) black (hope to fucking GOG not) for more than one of his supposed "best friends".
    And things are only going farther downhill.
    Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
    And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

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    In Jakes dying moments, listen to his story of love, adventure and why he lie dead on a bathroom floor covered in blood.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider is the bane of your existence.
    Your name is Dave Strider and you love to annoy the shit out of this adorable little boy who shares so many of your classes with you.

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    In a world where humans and trolls live together, there are certain individuals who can unlock awesome powers. These individuals are called God tiers. When a huge threat hovers over the world, it's up to these individuals to save it.

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