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    A collection of short Homestuck-based watersports stories I've written! Perhaps you could refer to them as drabbles, but given the subject matter "dribbles" seems more appropriate... Anyway, these mostly come from askbox prompts from my tumblr. They vary in length from one paragraph to 1000+ words, but generally don't have quite enough setup for me to want to post them as a standalone fic.

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    English
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    9,415
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    4272
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    Vampires and humans have never coincided peacefully. Take a gander into any old history book on mythical creatures - you will find, time and time again, that vampires are the bane of the human's existences and vice versa. This is how it has always worked, and this is how it will, without fail, continue to work. Or should I say how it should continue to work, how it was meant to.

    Because it seems our small group of hunters have taken a liking to a group of vampires; and judging by the bite marks I have just woken up with, they have taken a liking to us in return. My brother, DS - you all know him - is now screaming in a format similar to that of a little girl about the marks on his own neck. I'll have to go, for now. If he doesn't quiet down soon, he'll wake everyone up.

    Until next time, my faithful readers (hopefully, I am still human).

    RL

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    4,697
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    403
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    Prevented from interacting with humans by Kurloz, Dave drags his brother along and gets into an interesting family feud and fucks shit up and ends up getting his ass captured cause we all know what happens when a mermaid (or aka alien) is captured. Relationships are developed and break ups are inevitable. Gangs and family rivalry become tense. Roxy is totally looking at John's butt.

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    English
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    19,815
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1625
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    Rose is invited to her teacher's mansion, but she doesn't know that he has dark secrets... or does she know? This is going to be a weird psychological thriller.

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    English
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    4,549
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    279
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, recently you just moved to Washington to your cousin's house with your two older brothers.And you didn't realize your life would change the moment you move here.

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    English
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    33,738
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    181
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    Vriska Serket is entering her second year in high school and is constantly surrounded by people who admire her. Not only is she friends with all of the beautiful ladies in the popular crowd, she seems to be the leader of their "group". Life seems to be going well for her until she notices that a few of her friends enjoy picking on a blind girl that has caught her eye. Without revealing her secret she tries to find a way to grow closer to the girl and put a stop to the bullying.

    Language:
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    14,402
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    372
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    Small, humorous collection of (quasi) smutty flashfics based on a hilarious AO3 tag prompt generator.

    1. Dave/Karkat | Unsexy Underwater Frottage
    2. Rose/Kanaya | Brief Vampire Bondage
    3. Dirk/Jake | Softcore Vehicular Manpain
    4. Karkat/Kanaya (pale) | Strictly Platonic Garden Smut

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    2,771
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    463
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you just woke up from something that you aren't sure is a dream. You're panicking and wondering where your friends are, not to mention the fact that you're caught right in the middle of a murder investigation.

    How could you have gone so very wrong?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,402
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    850
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    There's a pattern some people have been noticing.

    Every thirteenth of a month, someone somewhere dies a mysterious death. The investigators always end up with a single conclusion: cause of death unknown.

    There's something else some people have definitely been noticing.

    The dead are coming back, and they're changed.

    Language:
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    1,059
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    33
    Hits:
    296
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    In one night, everything changed. Fire fell from the sky like rain, and demons, vampires, and undead what-have-you rose from the depths of what one could call hell. The world was no longer ruled by humanity. You may have been turned into a demon on the night of the fall. You may have been bitten by a vampire or a zombie and changed into one of their kin. Or are you a survivor?

    Language:
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    Words:
    2,438
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    334
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    In which Aradia is done with Sollux being a wimp about his maybe flushed maybe caliginous feelings towards Karkat, Terezi is very amused by everyone's romances, and John is hella awkward.
    Alternatively titled Sollux Is A Pansy

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    English
    Words:
    589
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    98
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    Dave and Karkat meet at-of all places- church. Shenanigans ensue.
    Sappy gays.

    Language:
    English
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    1,160
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    246
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    “You’re forgetting one other tiny but really fucking important detail here, Rose.”
    She quirked an eyebrow at him, “Oh?”
    “We go to a goddamn Catholic college in the middle of motherfucking Texas, home base of religious crazies, demon hunters, exorcists, and just about anybody you can think of that’d cause problems for people like us.” Dave angrily gestured towards his eyewear, “Hell, I’d probably be murdered on the spot for having red eyes if I didn’t wear shades everywhere like a insufferable prick. How the fucking hell do you expect us to hide demons here?”

    Language:
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    Words:
    5,643
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1088
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    Karkat Vantas leads a perfectly normal (abet vaguely pathetic) life, until the day a whacked out hacker claims to have known him in a "patht life". Soon after, he's thrown into a world of aliens, batterwitches, and conspiraces that are just so crazy, they just may be true.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,386
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    424
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    Rosemary smut. Just a oneshot.

    Language:
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    1,863
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
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    311
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    "You are the piece of me, I didn't know I'd need."

    A new era has fallen upon Albion with a new brand of Heroes. John is at the center with a troll whose come along to fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he was meant to be all along.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    257,182
    Chapters:
    21/24
    Comments:
    429
    Kudos:
    285
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    5257
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    Finals are finally over and Dave and John (Rose and Kanaya too) all go to this cute diner. Dave and John get served by an angry little in the closet albino and Dave figures out that if he keeps on stuttering John's going to notice sooner or later...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,490
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    524
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    Karkat is an angry, society rejecting teenager who has his rage and his mouth. 
    Terezi is a girl unsatisfied with the government, who has a drum set and a garage. 
    Sollux is a boy who has self-destructive tendincies, a comatose girlfriend and a bass. 
    Nepeta is a fifteen-year-old with a Gibson SG, a Mohawk, and a desire to bring back rock 'n' roll. 
    Vriska is a teenage girl with a Gibson Explorer and a strong hatred of western society, the government, and her parents. 
    Kanaya was a sheltered, Catholic girl with a piano, until  she had to start living with her girlfriend because her parents stopped speaking to her. 
    It's 1977, New York City, and these kids are gonna scream, shred, badly harmonize, abuse the cymbals, and play one note for three minutes, while  cutting their own hair, exploring their feelings, making out with friends, yelling at band mates, and desperately searching for punk songs with piano. 

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    English
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    1,028
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    15
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    Terezi Pyrope just got a job at the DA's office, which is everything that a young lawyer could ever want. When her first case is against the infamous Matt Murdock, Terezi realizes that something is seriously up with the one other blind lawyer in New York City. In her quest to figure out the truth, Terezi finds herself facing down the supervillains, regular villains, and quite a few strange friends.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,504
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    723
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    Chapter 1: Kanaya goes to a local coffee shop near her dorm every week, and knows basically everyone else who goes as well. But then she sees a new person there. A girl- who's now there every day. So, Kanaya is curious, and finds herself wanting to know more about this girl.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,900
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    531

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