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    "Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you have just made a colossal mistake."

    What would have happened if Karkat had gone after Gamzee, instead of having the somewhat humorous intervention for Terezi?

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    A series of shitty edits of panels from yaoi manga.

    Made in 2015. Originally posted to my (now deleted) MS Paint Yaoi Adventures tumblr blog.

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    In just a few days John and Vriska are getting married, and there are many people attending. Rose is in the last few days of her pregnancy, Jane and Terezi are having so much fun, and Tavros and Rufioh are participating in this year's cosplay contest. What can go wrong? Well, there is mad clown, a gangsta lady that wants her ex girlfriend back, two moms that want to deliver their daughter to her future husband, and Caliborn wants to show his shitty art to Alan Moore.

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    When the Aplha and Beta kids get sick and the trolls and cherub have no idea what to do, except Kanaya and Porrim.

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    "Everyone here is ready to go
    It's been a hard year, and I only know
    From down this low
    It's only up, up we go"
    -Lights, [s]

    Rose Lalonde and Dave Strider have only one more year of high school, while their older siblings, Dirk and Roxy, are just beginning college.
    A failed relationship, several mental declines, and a few months later...

    And our story begins a little before Christmas time, when a seemingly run-of-the-mill party sets into motion a series of unexpected events, both good and bad.

    In other words, a coming-of-age story about falling down and falling in love.

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    In a universe where the Sufferer was an orange-eyed human and a certain fuschia tyrant is nothing but a scary story, four humans embark on a quest to build the ultimate bots in defense against a nigh undefeatable enemy. Upon activation, though, they discover that the "programs" they installed in the androids may not be entirely made out of numbers and other complicated tech shit. Human, troll, and godly shenanigans ensue.

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    Being a land-dweller stuck at sea is no easy feat. Especially not when the captain is crazy and the ancestor of your high blood friend. Your name is Sollux Captor and you're still unsure as how you got yourself stuck in this position as first mate in the first place...

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    Hamilton songs. Homestuck fanfiction. Sad stuff, happy stuff.

    TW for blood, gore, death. Et cetera. Tags added as it goes.

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    Alone in the ablution block, you blast the shower stream over your head. You wish that conversation had gone differently.

    Kanaya must think I’m a deviant.
    Why do I want these things?
    Why do I have to be broken?

    Step out, dry off.

    It doesn’t matter what she thinks.
    He makes me feel good. He makes me feel real.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, you're eighteen years old, and you work at a weird novelty shop known as Mage's Emporium. Your friend and coworker, John, has some sort of weird fascination with hooking you up with his friend, Dave, and you are not having any of this shit. None of it. You will not touch this shit with a fifty-mile pole, and that is most definitely the end of the story.

    OR...

    A tale of romance between a tattoo artist and a bored novelty store cashier, as instigated by a guy with $200 riding on said relationship.

    EDIT (10 JANUARY 2017): I want this fic to be as accurate and respectful as possible! If you're Deaf or HoH and see any problems, please let me know! My goal is to help diversify fanfic, not offend people.

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    = = = > DAVE: Notice the Door opening behind you.

    What?

    The thing that you hear next is a small creak coming from the Door that you just so happen to be standing in front of, back to it so that you can watch all of your friends. Terezi is the first one to notice something, probably sniffing it out with that keen snout of hers, and before long Rose’s head snaps towards your direction too, eyes slowly widening as she let go of Kanaya’s hand, using it to latch onto one needlewand as the other raises to point.

    You think that she says something, maybe something along the lines of, “Behind you!” but you don’t get the chance to see it clearly. As your head turns, you catch a glimpse of a black mass there, one with a white face. You have no time to react. And even if you did, what the hell would you do? This is something from the universe that you all created- this is one of your creations, technically, and it’s apparently strong enough to open up this literal Door to the Void.

    You have no time to react as a skeletal hand clamps over your mouth and drags you back, through the Door.

    (Formerly known as Glitch Tale, Original AU by Homofrost on tumblr. Thanks for letting me do this!)

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    Awful title, I know, I'll change it later.

    Karkat (Ariel) is a mutant merperson, and to avoid being culled, he must accept Rose's (Ursula's) deal to become a human and kiss his yet-to-be-found one true love.

    Dave is one of the three prince's of Derse, and if Dirk and Roxy could just stop fighting and Dirk could just pull himself together and marry a girl or something (long shot), his life would be so much simpler. Until then, his best bet is to stay away from his warring siblings and maybe wander the beach a little bit.

    In which the trolls are merfolk, the kids are humans, Rose is an octopus, Vriska is an eel, and Equius and Nepeta are humans because why not. Also Terezi.

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    Kanaya feels homesick, her wife comforts her. It's snowing.

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    Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Eleven horrifying years after your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival, and your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same since. Your sleep is plagued by night-terrors, and after a particularly vivid hallucination where you end up on the screaming end of a post-cannibilistic blowjob, you tell Bro that it's time to ollie the fuck out.

    Your interest in the occult becomes ever-increasing after an acrobatic pirouette into a small Los Angeles apartment, where you find that there are already twelve pre-existing, long dead tenants living there. After a violent encounter with a less then benevolent face-painted demon, you decide that it's time to break out the big guns:

    Enter Seer Rose Lalonde and her paranormal investigation team, John Eggbert and Jade Harley. Unfortunately exorcisms never adhere to the best laid plans, and as a last resort you seek help in the hands of grouchy nub-horned demon and his eleven undead friends. With enough bell-bottom wearing spirits to qualify as a dance team, you might just stand a chance.

    That is, until you find out who's really been pulling the strings behind the curtain.

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    (Story also on wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/story/90711942-tricksters-demons-and-trolls-oh-fucking-my )

    It happened. It finally happened. The end of the world came... just not in the expected way. Sure there were zombies, but there were also demons.
    "And adorable, angry trolls?"
    That's right, Dave. Angry Trolls.
    This is how the world ended. So, umm. yea..

    That's right. Me, being the asshole i am, decided to start a new story before writing anything for my other stories.
    Fuck off.
    Anyway, this is Zombiestuck/Tricksterstuck
    Oh no suprise plot twist. This is kinda like an alternate timeline?
    DaveKat is canon. DirkJake is canon.
    May contain smut if people ask.
    Will containe gore, viloence, anger, puns, horns, gays, bisexuals, genderfluids, transgenders, and insults towards the stupid fucking government.
    And probably a lot more stuff that im forgetting. So yea. Rated 'Mature' for a reason.

    If your fine with my usual bullshit, please continue reading.

    Homestuck charactaracters belong to Andrw Hussie (as does the little bit of a soul i have left).
    Any other characters from others shows, books, etc, i DO. NOT. OWN.

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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    Will add pairings as I go on.

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    This is not what anyone expected. When Gamzee Makara, the castle fool (as well as part-time cook, but that's not important) juggled a mallet through the castle ceiling, Eridan and Feferi knew that fixing this was going to be difficult. Naturally, Feferi sent for one of her closest friends, Terezi Pyrope. As Alternia's head civilian protector, she knew everyone in the kingdom. Surely she would know someone who would be able to fix a roof.

    Eridan Ampora, royal commander, expected a large Blue. Maybe a Bronze, who could use animals to climb the empty space towards the ceiling. What he did not expect was a tall, dirty, Gold.

    (He also didn't expect to see Feferi's eyes grow wide and to see her lips shift into a smile, but we'll talk more about that later.)

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    You are Dave Strider, or that's who you wish to be. You were stuck in this body that serves you as a prison. Your name is- was Elizabeth Strider But Elizabeth is dying, shedding away until only Dave remains
    This is your story

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    The continuation of Fun With Dirk and Jane (Disc 1: Before Meteor)
    ~
    The Meteor and the Golden Vessel are rapidly approaching the new Session. There have been some issues, but they're being cleaned up right now. All they have to do now is merge the Sessions, defeat Caliborn, and everything will be absolutely and completely fine. Right? Right.
    ...
    No.

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    10/?
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