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    “You’re forgetting one other tiny but really fucking important detail here, Rose.”
    She quirked an eyebrow at him, “Oh?”
    “We go to a goddamn Catholic college in the middle of motherfucking Texas, home base of religious crazies, demon hunters, exorcists, and just about anybody you can think of that’d cause problems for people like us.” Dave angrily gestured towards his eyewear, “Hell, I’d probably be murdered on the spot for having red eyes if I didn’t wear shades everywhere like a insufferable prick. How the fucking hell do you expect us to hide demons here?”

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    Dave Strider is shit out of luck and unable to afford his apartment. Karkat Vantas just needs a place to stay. Though the two are complete strangers, they will find that they have more in common than they ever thought possible.

     

    EVERYONE IS QUEER AS FUCK AND NO ONE IS WHITE

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    “Dave won’t touch me now,” Terezi says. “A girl has needs.”
    “That’s not my problem.”
    “Objection! That’s been exactly your problem for the last sweep, Madam Moldy Cantaloupe—”
    Rose rams the blade of the cane into Terezi’s orange hood, pinning her to the floor.
    “Objection,” she says sweetly. “You need to know when to shut the fuck up.”

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    Rose and Kanaya want their daughter, Roxy, to acutally properly interact with their girlfriend, Vriska.

    the best place? the museum!

    luckily roxy and vriska say fuck that and go somewhere they'd actually like

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    It began with some strange blonde girl in the woods beating Russia into the snow.

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    "He immediately curls up on his side, gripping the blanket with wide eyes, as though trying to recoil from the nightmare he can barely recall. The images that had been running through his mind so clearly not seconds before recede like ocean tides to crash back on another night. He doesn't sleep much these days. He stays very, very still for a long moment until he finds the will to relax his muscles and release the breath he had been holding. When his heart slows down and the adrenaline seeps out, exhaustion settles in its place. He was tired. He was so, so tired. "

    Karkat Vantas has existed on this earth for seventeen years, but his story precedes that. The edges of past and present become a nauseating blur. Juggling two truths, two realities, is a lot for a teenager who was already cracking beneath the pressure of existing. How does one come to terms with guilt when no one remembers enough to forgive them?
    [Updated with illustrations]

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    Your name is Feferi Peixes and you're ready to move.
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    Your name is Meenah Peixes and you are nowhere near ready to move.
    _______________________________________________________________________
    Mostly Meenah and Feferi but the occasional other character.

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    When Karkat Vantas and his circle of friends start college, their lives become way more complicated than ever before. Friendships are tested, couples are formed and tension runs high in this chaotic rollercoaster of a year.
    ((Sorry if this sucks, I can't do descriptions very well.

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    [Up until that moment, you think it had been a pretty normal day]

    Karkat comes home one day to discover four strangely dressed teenagers in his house, completely unused to this strange and modern new world, and one way or another he naturally ends up looking after them.

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    Rose Lalonde had no intention of getting involved with one of the most feared gangs in Skaia, but between her estranged brother and an omniscient meddler, she doesn't have much choice. Now the Felt are going missing one by one, angels have been sighted in the second realm, and a prophecy she can't quite make heads or tails of weighs heavily on her mind.

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    You can’t always rewind, but you can sometimes slow it down a little. Time is a circle, and Dave counts down the hours left until the end, and perhaps, what begins after that.

    No-Aranea-in-the-medium split from canon.

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    You were too busy fighting the undead around you. You didn’t see him take too much than he could chew. He was laughing, and smiling. Everything seemed fine. Just a normal occurrence. How could you have known? He was fine.

    But he wasn’t.

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    Random humanstuck adventures of the beta and alpha gang. Might have vague smut.

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    John Egbert is a normal kid who goes to a normal school. All of his friends tell him they and their respective partners are destined for each other but he isn't convinced that fated love exists.
    Then to his school comes a certain new kid who just might change his mind -- or tries, at least.

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    Its hard being a teenager. Especially when death is staring you in the face. 15 teenagers fight for their lives while facing horrible zombies. Who will make it, and who will perish to the flesh eating foes?

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    Dirk strider and Dave Strider live in a constant state of fear. It has been seven years since their Mother left their Father...

    It has been six years since they could trust and recognize their Father...
    It has been five years since Dirk became their Father's punching-bag...
    It has been five and a half years since Dave started cowering in his room because he could hear Dirk crying out in pain with each blow their father dealt.
    It has been forever since they were an unbroken family.

    In this, Dirk is sixteen, Dave is thirteen, their respective friend group are the same ages, just about, their Father is in his late thirties. Dirk basically pulls the "Hero Card" and takes a large percentage of the pummelings their Father finds nessecary to spare his little brother from the carnage... though he doesn't realize Daveis already suffering from not being able to help his brother.

    The Strider boys are good at hiding a lot of things, they still come off cool and hella fucking amazing to everyone around them, but they both know their home situation will break them. They still refuse to confide in anyone to spare their friends and eachother from suffering.

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    In which Rose is a human with an abusive mother and Kanaya is a mermaid that has been watching over her for years.

    --Updating as often as i can--

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    A collection of short Homestuck-based watersports stories I've written! Perhaps you could refer to them as drabbles, but given the subject matter "dribbles" seems more appropriate... Anyway, these mostly come from askbox prompts from my tumblr. They vary in length from one paragraph to 1000+ words, but generally don't have quite enough setup for me to want to post them as a standalone fic.

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    23/?
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