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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    7/?
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    4
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    45
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    A bittersweet love story.

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    6/?
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    1
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    46
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    4
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    acey fills prompts

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    44/?
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    18
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    73
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    4
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    2402
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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

    Or:

    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    2/?
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    15
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    2
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    Moving is not fun period. Sometimes being a cheerleader sucks. Chess apparently is not a sport. Basketball in wheelchairs is harder than you think. Are cheerleaders supposed to be guys? Life sucks. Don't fall in love at a young age. Horses are better than people. Magic is for little kids. Being blind isn't a disability. Making friends isn't easy when people hate you. How do you get the girl? You shouldn't be laughed at for the wrong reasons. Stabbing people is not okay. Having hair that is too big.
    Kids will be kids, and sometimes they can act like trolls.

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    5/?
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    20
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    21
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    1
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    282
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    In the aftermath of Sburb and Sgrub, Children and trolls alike are forced to come to terms with their new lives in a world that is unaware of their sacrifice.

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    10/?
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    4
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    14
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    2
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    793
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    Rose knits. Kanaya sews. Porrim has made at least one sweater. This could be the start of something epic. Or perhaps not. Script format.

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    412
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    61
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    Tsundoku (Japanese)- The practice of buying a bunch of books and then not getting around to reading them.

    Series
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    511
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    5
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    1
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    62
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    A long humanstuck story told by twenty one living narrators and a ghost. Trolls are mutated humans, and rampant racism and the like ensues. Lusii exist. Involves the main twelve trolls, Rufioh and an OC troll.

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    3,591
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    7
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    14
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    2
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    144
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    I have been called many names; Angel, freak, nephillim, demon, archangel, satan, and much more. I am none of those. I am a mutant. I was born with white as snow, soft as silk wings.

    My name is Johnathon Egbert, and this is only a small part of it all.

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    13,437
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    33
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    79
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1204
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    John is 7 when he meets a super-cool blonde kid with pointy shades. They become close friends in the week that John is in Texas, but eventually he has to go back to Washington, and they mostly forget about each other. Nine years later, John ends up moving to Texas with his Dad and begins to attend the local high school, where he is introduced to a boy that seems to remind him of someone...

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    6,445
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
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    58
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    John and karkat have been 'Best Bros' (as John calls it) since 6th grade. They are now entering their second year of high school. They are hella nervous. But, neither John nor Karkat is worried because they have each other. They know everything about the other. At least...that's what john thought. Sadstuck, romantic and sexual tension, and drama ensue. With some comedy to balance it out.

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    1,280
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    13
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    When a cure for cannibalism goes horribly wrong, the world is thrusted into something it was never prepared for: the Zombie Apocalypse. As the Beta kids, the Alpha kids, and the trolls try to come together in order to better their chances of survival, tensions will be high, secrets and feelings will be revealed, and lives will be lost, all in time for the end of the world. Will our heroes emerge victorious? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?

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    9,397
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    282
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    An AU where after the game, instead of placing the kids together in their appropriate timeline, the game screws up and ends up mixing all the kids in different timelines. At first, the game attempts to reorder the mess, but with simply too many alternate timelines, it decides to forgo its original plan and simply wipe the kids from existence.

    Not to mention John's a damsel in distress with Daves fighting over him:3

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    English
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    4,040
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    278
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    Kanaya doesn't actually want to go out, but it's finally the end of the first two week of college and her roommate doesn't plan on letting her stay in anyways.

    She finds herself at a bar watching a beautiful girl dance and take her clothes off.

    The next day she finds herself face-to-face with said stripper on her college campus.

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    English
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    7,053
    Chapters:
    4/13
    Comments:
    6
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    43
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    566
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    Vriska hasn't always been the greatest friend, maybe she would've been better or more than a friend if that damned Lalonde sashayed her way in both Kanaya's and Vriska's life.

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    169
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    50
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    "Being a kid and growing up. It's hard and nobody understands."
    A story featuring a plethora of ships and mixed feelings as the teens blindly stumble through their senior year hoping for the best. Afterall, no matter what, this wont be the end of the world- right?

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    2,534
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    As the Ministry of Magic's new policies based on lineage begin warping into something resembling a caste system, Eridan Ampora must decide if he wants to go against his family and everything he was ever taught to stand by his friends. When he's not trying to beat back his own prejudices, he's left wondering why his romantic life is such a wreck, while also trying to get his insane Quidditch captain to tone it down a little.

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    English
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    4,268
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    83
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
    Words:
    843,754
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    379
    Kudos:
    516
    Bookmarks:
    126
    Hits:
    26079
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    Sollux knew he was different from the start. It wasn't hard to see how, but why was a different story. People call him gay all the time in a teasing matter. He knows what ‘gay’ means, obviously; it is when someone liked the same sex. However, he never thought himself to be gay. No one here was gay. Well wait, maybe Kanaya. She won’t say anything, but you know. He's had a girlfriend before…but the two of them just didn’t work. Both of them are still friends, but he hasn’t had another girlfriend since. Sollux just didn't understand.

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    English
    Words:
    3,017
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    228

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