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    Late in the winter of my seventeenth year, my Bro decided that I was depressed, presumably because I rarely left the house, spent quite a lot of time in bed, did nothing but mix new beats at my turntables, ate infrequently, and devoted quite a bit of my free time to thinking about death.

    No shit, I told him. Nearly dying could do that to a man.

    Or, that one fic that will leave no tear unshed or heart intact because pain is good I'm a bad person and we all know where this is going.

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    6/?
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    10
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    3
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    320
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    Karkat and Kanaya are rainbow drinkers in the 21 century who meet three unfortunate teenagers Jade Harley, Dave Strider, and Rose Lalonde. Kanaya lures Rose into what humans would call a lesbian relationship in hopes of sucking her blood dry only to have Karkat screw everything up with his overwhelming guilt. Can these two survive the 21 century read and find out.

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    34/?
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    3
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    13
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    John somehow teleported all the remaining trolls and the Alpha and beta kids to the Harry Potter world.

     

    This will be in alternating POVs

    The characters may be a bit OOC, but that is only because I want to bring out the freaking adorabloodthirstiness of Karkat. Oh yeah I also made the Mayor kind of human, he looks and acts the same as when he was on the meteor, but to people of the Harry Potter universe he looks human.

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    5,660
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    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    283
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    After the town of Medium, California is released from the control of the cult/crime ring/subculture known as Alternia, Karkat Vantas returns to his hometown with the knowledge that finally, it's safe. Years later, he has a home, a boyfriend, a job, and a determination to uncover the secrets of Alternia and the rumors that it's returning-- but he may find that the evil he's trying to eradicate is a little closer than expected.

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    24/?
    Comments:
    24
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    62
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    4
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    749
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    John couldn’t feel anything. As far as he could remember, he was never able to remember anything. He could only feel nothing. Around other people, he could act, and he could pretend that he felt the emotions he portrayed. He knew he was broken, and that he was different from everyone else. But he didn’t care. He couldn’t. And then he met Dave. Dave was absolutely perfect. Dave taught John a new emotion- love. It was a craving, a desire, that gripped him and tugged on every essence of his being. But there were people trying to take Dave away from him. They taught John a new emotion- rage. These people didn’t DESERVE Dave. He wanted them gone. He wanted to hurt them. He wanted to break them. He wanted to kill them. They couldn’t have Dave. Dave was his. Dave was going to love him. He didn’t have a choice.

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    1
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    For the last two years, Dave and Rose have been living together, and it has been working out quite well. That is, until Dave killed her cat and she brought it back to life using the powers of a demon. And then she has a terrible idea and the rest of her friends have to deal with the consequences.

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    33,411
    Chapters:
    17/?
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    168
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    304
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    30
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    2713
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    In a world where humans and trolls live together, there are certain individuals who can unlock awesome powers. These individuals are called God tiers. When a huge threat hovers over the world, it's up to these individuals to save it.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
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    22
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    1
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
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    1590
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    OCD is a bitch, especially when it's the middle of the night and you haven't slept because everyone's lives depend on you doing some pointless task.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    14
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    1
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    108
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    makatu43 asked: Rose getting shrunk and sat on by a naked Kanaya, flattening permanently to her booty

    After discovering how to alchemize a shrink-ray and testing the device on Karkat while he was distracted, Rose asks Kanaya to shrink her down to the size of her bulge and have it wrap around her entire body.

    It does not go exactly as planned.

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    John follows his best friend Dave out in to the woods, looking for items for Dave's collection. After their flashlight dies, they get separated, and something finds John before Dave does.
    The Strider family knows how to help.

    {Demonstuck/Witchstuck/paranormal au}
    {Rated for graphic depictions of attack and a corpse.}
    {Happy Halloween!}

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    English
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    48,176
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    52
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    89
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    1016
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    After Bilbo vanished into nothingness, he finds himself in a particular place, and as something he wasn't expecting to be.
    Sequel to A Distrustful Contract

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    2
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    124
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    Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
    That notion fell flat the first day of class.
    He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
    As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker between a bee and a goat, and feeling (not really) black (hope to fucking GOG not) for more than one of his supposed "best friends".
    And things are only going farther downhill.
    Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
    And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

    Series
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    English
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    57,664
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    936
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    It's been a few years since his breakup with Dave Strider. It's also been a few years since the death of Dave Strider.

    John Egbert is a single parent of a 6 year old child, who s been acting strange. He grows worried, and holds it off as her having a wide imagination. He continues to push aside the matter, until it just can't be ignored.

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    550
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    86
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    Aroace Jade living with Dave and Karkat, but things start to go wrong, and their friends have to band together to help them figure out what they want.

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    3,363
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    I started writing this the day after the Homestuck credits were updated.

    A "John is sad and Gamzee is still with his abuser and that is unacceptable" fic.

    Update schedule under heavy revision

    Language:
    English
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    91,928
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    342
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    209
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    28
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    2112
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    Dave and Karkat build a pillow fort and an unexpected chain of events occurs.

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    23,278
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    29
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    61
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    545
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    When you first hear the sharp knocking of knuckles against wood you believe, momentarily, that your mind has finally begun to slip.

    No human has dared enter your woods in – if memory serves – at least a century, let alone found their way as far as your door.

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    English
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    6,280
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    51
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    5
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    301
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    A rift in time-space brings together two starkly different realities, and the general stability of day-to-day life in Scandinavia gets altered permanently.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    33
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    Dave Strider has entered college but has exited his social sphere. He spends as much time as possible asleep. Little known to others, he has created a reality that's much better than the one outside to him, all in the confines of his dream. He doesn't ever want to leave.

    Karkat Vantas only sort of knows Dave but decides to help bring him out of his shell. His talent? He can break into other people's dreams.

    [cue discussions on the nature of reality, an exposition into the potential of lucid dreams, and my two favorite homestuck characters growing close]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,470
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    138

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