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    Winning the sburb secession made Dave and Rose Immortal on earth, letting them experience every piece of history since year 0 and letting them live to see the future while everyone else that was in the sburb secession gets reincarnated every time they die in the new universe.

    Dave and Rose find their lovers each and every reincarnation, making them fall in love every time. But how many times until they remember completely and become Immortal aswell?

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    6/?
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    30
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    2
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    It's hard, raising a kid on your own in a world where your skin doesn't fit quite right, where you have dreams of another place and time, where you swear you don't belong. It's hard, and nobody understands. Well. Almost nobody.

    Featuring Strilonde shenanigans in a post-game universe.

    This story is a sequel to/takes place concurrently with Neverwere. Can be read separately, or see Notes for an option to read both stories at once with the chapters interleaved in chronological order.

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    English
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    104,829
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    175
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

    ---

    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    637
    Kudos:
    654
    Bookmarks:
    152
    Hits:
    33743
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    I originally had this fic on fanfiction.net but fuck it. Karkat is being abused by Gamzee, while he lets others believe it's self-inflicted or his dad. Meanwhile, Dave gets a "quest" from Rose to figure out what is going on with Karkat. This story is complete shit, like wow.

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    1,144
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Your name is Feferi Peixes and you're ready to move.
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    Your name is Meenah Peixes and you are nowhere near ready to move.

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    English
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    1,766
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    95
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    I have been called many names; Angel, freak, nephillim, demon, archangel, satan, and much more. I am none of those. I am a mutant. I was born with white as snow, soft as silk wings.

    My name is Johnathon Egbert, and this is only a small part of it all.

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    English
    Words:
    15,256
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1610
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    An unexpected language barrier draws everyone up short, and in the midst of trying to teach the trolls English, Rose discovers that Kanaya Maryam is a very distracting creature.
    This doesn't really make teaching her English any easier.

    Alternatively titled: In Which A Language Barrier Presents Itself, Karkat Flips His Shit And Then A Plan Is Made To Teach The Trolls To Speak A Language They Can All Use (And Later Rose Decides To Turn The Tables Just To Mess With Kanaya)

    Language:
    English
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    3,534
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    522
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    Kanaya has been working under the Lalondes for three years with Karkat as her moirail. Things get fun.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    324
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    You're name is Rose Lalonde, and you're scared of what happened in the last twenty-four hours.

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    1,249
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    110
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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    English
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    138,287
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    350
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    411
    Bookmarks:
    60
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    9803
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    Rose Lalonde is blonde, overly obsessed with knitting, reads too much erotic wizard fanfiction, and has a huge crush on her best friend Kanaya. Who is an alien. Probably should of mentioned that beforehand. She's also a vampire. Sorry.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,553
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    983
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
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    8
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    1
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    350
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    "You are the piece of me, I didn't know I'd need."

    A new era has fallen upon Albion with a new brand of Heroes. John is at the center with a troll whose come along to fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he was meant to be all along.

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    English
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    150,512
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    150
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    110
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1718
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    Dave just wants to make it through high school alive and John just wants nothing to do with him. Pranking wars, awkward Food's projects and the occasional bad pun is had and somewhere in between the two dorks end up falling in love.

    Language:
    English
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    91,773
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    448
    Bookmarks:
    85
    Hits:
    6619
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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

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    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    5,089
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    740
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    Of all the things that happened Afterward, when the universe opened up and spat them all out, an unruly congregation of dead children and those that had killed them, it was one of the weirdest: She crooned unholy, filthy threats in broodfester tongue lullabies and he smiled his enigmatic, closed-mouth smile and said nothing, as if the stitches that had held his lips shut hadn't popped out, one by one, when they were all revived and made whole again.

     

    Rose and Kurloz are gently, torturously pitch.

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    1,441
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    17
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    4
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    166
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    When she was 10 years old, a young Nepeta met a mermaid on her last day of vacation. Five years have passed since then and her family is returning to the California coast. She's expecting to see the mermaid once again. But there may be more to this mermaid than she expected...

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    English
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    3,684
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    12
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    162
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    Your name is Rose Lalonde and something horrible had happened to you. No one predicted this. You were supposed to live happily ever after, get married and have 2.5 kids. Her name is Kanaya Maryam and something freeing had happened to her. No one thought it possible. She was so happy. You were supposed to live happily ever after, get married and have 2.5 kids.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    209
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    43
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,529
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2564
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    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    250

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