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    CALLIOPE'S UPDATE GIRL - THE HOMESTUCK CHARACTER SUPPORT GROUP (VOLUME 2) ==>

    They knew that Act 1 was just the beginning. However, before they could read more of Homestuck, they were already in a swirling spiral of events, including fan stories, aliens, and at least some indication that what they were reading wasn't supposed to be fiction at all. It thus became a quest for something only known as "Sgrub 2.0". Sequel to Calliope's Update Girl - Book One.

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    20/?
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    Karkat gets a new phone and can't push in numbers correctly, and so ends up calling Dave to talk about his life problems, rather than Kanaya.

    Before he knows it, Karkat has been texting this stranger for a few weeks, yet knows jack shit about him, and Kanaya just happens to want to introduce Karkat to her girlfriend's brother.

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    3,062
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    3/?
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    4
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    59
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    10
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    Posting prompts from my NSFW blog on tumblr to here, with just about all the trash you can imagine

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    11/?
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    6
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    46
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    7
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    John is not the only one who protects all of Alternia from memory loss and nightmares, It isn't until he meets a whole group that go by the name of " Dreamcatcher " sharing the same goal and something even more to the outcome of John Heir Egbert.

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    Setting: The Meteor

    There’s a disease that has infected one of them. They don’t know what it is and they don’t know how to stop it and it shoots terror through their hearts.

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    1/?
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    This is just short ficlets of headcanons I have about Davekat. If you want more of certain headcanon or want to make a fic out of it lemme know

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    1/?
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    10
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

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    3/?
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    5
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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

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    13/?
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    Life, like love, is fleeting. Its both begins and ends with mass struggle, and while everything in between can be hard, it can be beautiful too... No matter what happens, no matter what may keep us apart, I know we'll be able to come home at the end of the day and say... Honey, I'm home. (Has POV shifts, so multiple pairings! May be a bit OOC, but it's worth it, give it a chance!)

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    9/?
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    35
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    6
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    When your brother died it took everything you had to not fall apart, to wait until you were sure Terezi couldn't see before you cried your eyes out. She couldn't understand and you couldn't exactly tell here. Since then you've made sure you are always distracted, and when you're not you've got Karkat you're moirail to piece you together.

    But today's the day that he is meant to show up. When he does you break down its been too long for their to e as much grief as there is anger left, so you let it all out on him.

    Not an easy task when he'll win a bet to earn your friendship and you'll slowly start to give more than just friendship to him.

    So what will happen when the winners universe isn't what you will want but what you think you want at the moment?

    You're name is Dave Strider, your brother and lover Bro Strider died when you were 13, now your 16 and your falling for his clone Dirk Strider, one day you'll be 17 and you'll win and lose at the same time.

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    5/?
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    It's hard being a detective. It's harder when you're trying to catch a serial killer whose a lot smarter than you thought. Now your brother is trying to find a contract killer who has gone missing and the only to get information is for him to visit the serial killer Jake English. And it just so happens your brother was the one who arrested Jake English.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and something's wrong with everything, your brother, your aunt. And no one tells you anything anymore.

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    Your name is Dave Strider.
    And you are at war.

    Nobody can know your secrets. Your sex, the color of your eyes, your hopeless crush on your angry friend. They all have to stay hidden. Just like always.

    But how is that possible? You need to keep your friends and you alive! This is not your normal life!

    But you might as well get used to it, kid.

    Because it's your normal life now.

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    15,366
    Chapters:
    13/?
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    John Egbert gets everything that he wants

    He gets good looks from his dad.

    Money from his family's corporation.

    Popularity, girls, and much more.

    He also gets to make a fuck toy out of you. but it doesn't matter, because at least he's happy.

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    8/?
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    Dave's dragged Karkat to a concert where one of his favorite bands is playing based on a series of bribes. While not originally excited to go, Karkat ends up having an interesting collision with a girl named Nepeta Leijon, who though his time with is brief and more filled with embarrassing memories than tangible emotions, he can't seem to get out of his head. Is this a one-time occurrence, or is fate meant to repeat itself in this case?

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    5,238
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    1/?
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    The kids are raised and the nest is empty. Dave and Rose are both in college, Dirk still doesn't have a normal guy job, and Roxy's only getting better with age like the wine habit she's trying to kick.

    There's one less Lalonde in town though, as Dave starts his first semester under the Strider name.

    Just because they're all split up doesn't mean there's any less drama. Somehow, there's even more. Families have a way of doing that.

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    43,710
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    7/?
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    163,125
    Chapters:
    41/?
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    342
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    The passenger jet Peacekeeper was supposed to be an escape from the tumultuous global war—a safe haven for those important or rich enough to board. But, when it crashes in the middle of an isolated forest, it ends up killing most of the people it was trying to save. Yet, from the wreckage, a small handful of young adults manage to escape alive; but, surviving is only one part of their trial.

    The second part of their trial begins when they awake in a perfectly operational though not yet finished city to find that it—aside from the single mysterious woman who helped them—is completely empty. Yet, at the same time, the bears no evidence of abandonment. And this brings up a rather important question among the survivors—where the hell are they?

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    4/?
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    10
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    14
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    4
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    Random humanstuck adventures of the beta and alpha gang. Might have vague smut.

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    13/26
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    14
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    2
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    Sollux Captor and Terezi Pyrope have been members of the stage crew for their high school's theater for years, but never in their lives had they expected the short, grumpy kid to be able to sing so well.

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    2,212
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    4
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    Dave and John have been best bros for awhile now, and everyone but them can see how perfect the dorks are for each other. After consulting Rose on his failed love life, John decides to try and see how dating Dave will work out- he's not a total homosexual if the only guy he even wants to try to date is Dave right?
    Dave is of course secretly delighted at this chance, and is determined not to mess things up between them. Dave makes sure this particular first date is one that will never be forgotten, and if it takes makeup and a dress to insure that, then pass the lipstick.

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    English
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    11,262
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    34
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    60
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    680

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