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    We'll take the Homestuck characters and PUSH THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE

    This is gonna be a story focusing on all four beta kids and their adventures in Hogwarts, featuring entire chapters decicated to each character.

    First chapter is John, second Jade, blah blah blah I'm sure you can figure it out. It's not as bad as it sounds, I promise.

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    In a doomed line where Karkat succumbs to the struggles of their journey, and those on the meteor have to find a way to work without him - or, find a way to fix everything.

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    Try as he might, Dave could never remember anything from the first four years of his life. 

    There were three signs of imminent upheaval to come—other than the fact that the kingdoms of Prospit and Derse were at war, with the horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring converging on them both. First, the King of Derse disappeared without a trace. Second, the Queen of Prospit fell dead for unknown reasons. Not like any of this was Dave's concern. He was a nobody, unlike Rose, a bona fide Seer of Light. He wasn't sure exactly why she wanted them to go to Derse City, but he went along with it.

    The third sign was the return of long-lost royalty.

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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    The Condescension banishes Dualscar from the ocean and forces him to live on land. Generations go by and he survives by usage of magic, he has kids and works as a High School teacher but when things start getting too strange in the house and Cronus realizes he has powers normal humans don't; things get tense.
    Dualscar = Thanasis Ampora, he is transgender (FtM) like myself because my forever headcanon is Trans Dualscar okay I just love that headcanon. May add other trans characters and there will be various identities throughout this story.

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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    John leads a pretty normal life, and so does Jane. When they start dealing with relationships in high school, with both new friends and old ones, they both find themselves wound up in all kinds of teenage drama.

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    With friends like yours, your life has never been quiet or "normal". Nothing like this, however, had ever happened to you.
    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and a spaceship just landed in your lawn.

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    Eighteen teenagers are setting off on a Pokémon journey. As they travel, they also deal with friendships, love, jealousy and heartbreaks, as well as an imminent cataclysm of multiversal proportions looming on the horizon. How will all this turn out? Nobody really knows. No, not even the omniscient narrator (and if you asked, she wouldn't tell you even if she knew).
    Pokémon © Nintendo, HomeStuck © Andrew Hussie

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    (Story also on wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/story/90711942-tricksters-demons-and-trolls-oh-fucking-my )

    It happened. It finally happened. The end of the world came... just not in the expected way. Sure there were zombies, but there were also demons.
    "And adorable, angry trolls?"
    That's right, Dave. Angry Trolls.
    This is how the world ended. So, umm. yea..

    That's right. Me, being the asshole i am, decided to start a new story before writing anything for my other stories.
    Fuck off.
    Anyway, this is Zombiestuck/Tricksterstuck
    Oh no suprise plot twist. This is kinda like an alternate timeline?
    DaveKat is canon. DirkJake is canon.
    May contain smut if people ask.
    Will containe gore, viloence, anger, puns, horns, gays, bisexuals, genderfluids, transgenders, and insults towards the stupid fucking government.
    And probably a lot more stuff that im forgetting. So yea. Rated 'Mature' for a reason.

    If your fine with my usual bullshit, please continue reading.

    Homestuck charactaracters belong to Andrw Hussie (as does the little bit of a soul i have left).
    Any other characters from others shows, books, etc, i DO. NOT. OWN.

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    Manual reproduction used to be the primary way of troll breeding. Though over the years, more and more wrigglers were born with dysfunctional genetic chambers. Chambers that were only able to retain the slurry for a moderate amount of time before seeing it's uselessness and ejecting it from the body. The empress and her advisors saw this as a very big impending threat, and soon developed the pail and mothergrub system. They were determined to keep their species alive and plentiful. Soon enough the sightings of a natural breeder were beyond rare, and those left were seen as treasures, beautiful and nearly god-like. They were only seen with jadebloods, cared for and protected by them. And when the last few had died out, the tales of natural breeders were only heard of in the history books of jade-blooded school feedings.

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    Karkat Vantas tries to live a normal life of being a paranormal creature, but of course he fails horribly when he meets a creature like him. Now after meeting Dave Strider, and other creatures for the first time in his life, there is absolutely no way he can go back to attempt anything normal. Also, he must keep a secret that could cost him his very existence if it were revealed.

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    Tumblr prompt- An unexpected transformation is, well, unexpected.

    What could possibly be more unexpected than waking up a different species than you went to bed as? Dave can't really think of anything, and the fact that Karkat keeps accusing him of hiding a human pupal stage isn't really all that helpful!

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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

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    Its been over a year since the virus hit and world fell to shit and Dave Strider wants something more than the slice of peace he and his family have managed to salvage from the rot and ash that remain. When the chance to meet a new group of survivors appears, will the universe grant him one good thing that isn't total bullshit or is this all nothing more than a trap? How can relationships matter when there's nothing left to fight for?

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas.

    You are an Alternian.

    You are the equivalent of twenty-three Earthly revolutions around their weak sun.

    And you are an assassin for the artificial planet colony of Skaia. Your job, as handed down to you by the Great and Honorable Derse King XVII, is to befriend a famed human rights activist under the pseudonym of the Knight of Time. Learn his secrets, uncover the future movements of his renegade group, The Prospitians, and kill him. By means of many pulled strings, you are now his most trusted bodyguard, as the last was assassinated by the Great and Honorable Derse King XVII's own hand.

    Seeing as he's already been injured by a failed previous attempt to kill him, you fully expect for this to be a very, very easy job.

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    the whole night through
    (gene kelly)

    Dave has spent his whole life dreaming of this boy every night. He's never met him, he's not even sure how he knows his name.

    So his whole life changes when he walks through the door of his coffee shop.

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    --APPROXIMATELY A BILLION FUCKING CONSORTS AND CHESS PEOPLE, ALONG WITH A LOT OF USELESS GOD MODED LAYABOUTS ARE LEAD TO SUCCESSFUL COLONIZATION AND ESTABLISHMENT BY A SUCCESSFUL AND COMPASSIONATE LEADER, AND LONG-SUNDERED SOULMATES TORN APART BY FEAR AND DEVASTATING, MIND-BOGGLING STUPIDITY ARE REUNITED AT LAST BY A WISE, COMPASSIONATE BOSS / GUIDANCE FIGURE AND HIS LOYAL, EFFICIENT RIGHT-HAND MAN. THERE ARE AT LEAST THREE CRYING SCENES, TWO KISSES, AND OVER TEN TOTAL MINUTES OF REAL-TIME DESCRIPTION OF LONGING GAZES AND TENDER HUGS. 2 RESOUNDING ENDORSEMENTS OF BELOVED MUNICIPAL OFFICIALS. PRIMERS ON HUMAN/TROLL INTERSPECIES ROMANCE.

    THIS TEXT IS SUGGESTED SCHOOLFEEDING MATERIAL FOR ALL REASONABLY GROWN HATCHLINGS GAZING OUT ON THE BLIGHTED WASTELAND OF THEIR PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS, WISHING THEY WERE DEAD, AND DESPERATELY YEARNING SOMEONE WOULD CLUE THEM IN ON JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

    RATED 8(17)+ AND UP.

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    There comes a point in every man's life when he must ponder the merits of marrying his best bro and roommate of ten years. Or maybe that's just you. Yeah, actually, it's probably just you.

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    In Jakes dying moments, listen to his story of love, adventure and why he lie dead on a bathroom floor covered in blood.

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    Depression is hard. You suffer through those down days in which you don't want to interact with people. You have those days when you don't even want to get out of bed. Sure, there are days when you feel normal. You are happy and, hey, maybe everything is going to be alright. But then. Then. Then there are the smallest things. The smallest things can set it off again. A word. A gesture. And you go spiraling down again. And it's a cycle.
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    John Egbert has been suffering through depression through most of his high school life. He has learned how to hide it, how to make sure no one knows what he's actually feeling. But as one night comes and passes, he's not so sure he can keep it to himself anymore. He feels his mask start to crumble. His facade is wearing away. He can't hide everything anymore. Will someone notice him breaking down, or will he do something irrevocable before someone can take control and help him through his darkness?

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