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    Your name is John Egbert and as heir to the throne you have to marry into another royal family to keep the peace; the problem is, you really don't want to.

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Sgrub - complete
    Act 2: Sburb - in-progress

    Series
    • Part 1 of C&V
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    English
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    78,007
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    23/?
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    161
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    284
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    46
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    5734
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    Various drabbles and requests. Mostly unbeta'd. Rating may go up.

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    5,157
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    9/?
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    2
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    9
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    404
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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You're blind and possibly have fallen for a dork with broken glasses.

    Your name is John Egbert

    You're not a homosexual but you've just fallen for a blind guy with odd shades.

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    English
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    5,169
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    642
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    In an alternate universe, the highbloods (although human) still detest those that are lower.
    Rebels from high up the social ranking have flooded the U.S., slaughtering those lower than them.
    Karkat Vantas is one of the few who have been attacked and lived to tell the tale. Rescued by a group of lower-class citizens, he is taken in.
    One group member, however, is different. Silent. Mysterious.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    8
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    113
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    In which Kanaya draws Rose like one of her French girls, the author abuses that joke like a dead horse, Dave and Kanaya are best pals, and Karkat is the most bitter MFA in the history of studio art.

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    English
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    6,138
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    86
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    8 Different Homestuck Pairings and How They Said I Love You
    Inspired by McKinley's Poem, 8 Ways To Say I Love You
    I'll update tags as I upload new chapters

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    English
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    10,249
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    272
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    Karkat has always been alone to deal with his problems and now that he's so close to the others he is refusing to burden anyone with them. Karkat might not be able to handle this one alone but everyone else has their own problems. Help sometimes comes in pale colors.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,246
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    518
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    517
    Kudos:
    573
    Bookmarks:
    137
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    Rose Lalonde had no intention of getting involved with one of the most feared gangs in Skaia, but between her estranged brother and an omniscient meddler, she doesn't have much choice. Now the Felt are going missing one by one, angels have been sighted in the second realm, and a prophecy she can't quite make heads or tails of weighs heavily on her mind.

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    English
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    27,389
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    619
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    Karkat finally gets asked to prom by the girl of his dreams, but what if she isn't the girl of his dreams and it's really his best bro?

    Language:
    English
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    2,442
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    122
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    Some days are just too long for words and all you can do is just flop on your loved ones and hope they take care of you.

    Modern/human AU

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    1,630
    Chapters:
    1/3
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    IDEK, I don't even know by the end of this story it will probably have nothing to do with the title.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,825
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    47
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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you NEVER though he'd be your SOULMATE.

    (Based off of the movie TiMER. Watch here ==> http://www.solarmovie.tl/watch-timer-2009.html )

    Language:
    English
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    8,825
    Chapters:
    14/15
    Comments:
    25
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    209
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    36
    Hits:
    3796
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    Alternian Title: In which the constantly intoxicated human girl wishes to play a stirring round of quackbeast hunt with the rifle-happy human girl. To accomplish this she embarks on a noble quest to steal a troll gaming console which is in the possession of a rad teal-blooded female troll who is constantly flipping between the pale, red and black quadrants with the afore mentioned heroine's ecto-biologically related ancestor/descendant's matesprit's dancestor. Thus hilarity and a number of shenanigans ensue, some of a slightly concupiscent nature, until the objective is fulfilled, thus luring the rifle-happy barkbeast girl into the red concupiscent quadrant. This work of fiction is not appropriate for wigglers aged 6 or younger.

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    English
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    3,854
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    Passing time on the Meteor, Dave see's something disturbing, bothers Karkat, weird sexual tension abounds.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,684
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    240
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    A story following 30 students of Skaia High School as they deal with regular urban teen stuff and attempt to navigate the pitfalls of high school and life in the streets of Los Angeles.

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    English
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    731
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    4
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    28
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    Guardian angels are given three chances before they are a lost cause to Heaven. Once they've taken two chances, they're kicked out of Heaven and have to live out their third chance on Earth. If they can save one-hundred souls, they are redeemed and allowed back into the gates of Heaven. Problem is, there's nothing tempting in Heaven, so almost every angel turns into a demon once they land on Earth.

    Karkat Vantas is well on his way to demonhood if he can't get on with saving the souls of the lost. Luckily for him, he's teamed up with one John Egbert, who is very good at this sort of thing.

    Or "In Which Karkat is a Fallen Angel, John is Forced to Marry Him, They Go Around Saving People So Karkat Doesn't Go to Hell And Fall in Love in The Process"

    Language:
    English
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    16,285
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    226
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    The game gave them a world, and it was beautiful, and vast, and green, and sprawling. The water was clear and cold and the weather was fair, and the sun was gentle. There weren't eviscerbeasts or empires, or evil dogs of aggressive sapience, or temperamental bean mascots, or any other horrible thing. There wasn't anything else, either. Karkat guesses that would be up to them, and he's right.

    One night, Kanaya approaches him with the problem of populate equilibrium. An unexpected solution arises.

    Language:
    English
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    52,897
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    3200
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    John Egbert is just an average kid who constantly moves around due to his father being an important figure in the Army. It's when he moves to Japan and comes face to face with the notorious F5 that his world becomes a roller coaster.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    64,265
    Chapters:
    15/40
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2424

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